[Transformers] Once upon a time there was a machine

I have to say that this is the tragedy of three consecutive coincidences happening at the same time.

Although Sonic wants the carbon base to repair my program, but because of the time difference, that kid is sleeping on the earth, so he can only wait until tomorrow.

And us?We happened to be DINNERTIME, so everyone also went to rest.

This is the first coincidence...

you ask me?Of course I went to the room that Sonic prepared for me to watch the magic pony and taste the energy grapes at the same time!As for dinner and so on, he completely forgot about it when he was too busy chasing episodes.

This is the second worst coincidence.

As for the third coincidence?The third coincidence is said to be that the overlord who came to bring me dinner in high spirits suddenly had a stomachache due to an 'accident', so he was replaced by Optimus Prime to deliver it-even if I am too lazy to think about the slag, it doesn't mean I am stupid. It is definitely not a coincidence! ! !

When I lay on the bed and was happily eating grapes and watching the episode, when I saw Optimus Prime pushing the door in, I almost choked on the grapes!

Wait for me, how did he push the door and come in!Where's my electronic lock?Don't tell me he has the code for my electronic door lock!

"Ahem, what's the matter, Optimus Prime?"

"...I'll bring you something to eat."

I rolled my eyes: "Come on, don't you know you after fighting for so many years? There must be something else. Don't waste your time and mine."

"Just delivering dinner, and I'm a little curious about the magic pony you're chasing."

When I mentioned something I like, I became interested, and I immediately introduced the setting and plot of Magic Pony to him with great interest. He also walked up to me with food, and sat on the bed to watch the episode with me.

"That's why, little pony~~~~"

Optimus Prime: "You like it very much, why?"

"Of course it's because it's cute! The eyelashes are very long, and the most important thing is that the colors are very beautiful. Although purple and gray are more noble, I don't hate bright colors."

I went to grab the grapes, but found that the grapes were shunned by Optimus Prime's claws at some point?How big a person is, to snatch every grape from me! !

"Hand over it."

I immediately changed my face and was always ready to take out my fusion cannon... Well, where is my fusion cannon?I looked at the corner of the table, and suddenly remembered that I had taken it off and put it beside the table in order to roll comfortably on the bed.

"Want to eat?"

I nodded.

"Give."

He picked up a grape and handed it to me, and I resisted the urge to ridicule him again—you think I'm a fool, who would give up a bunch of grapes for a grape!I rushed over without hesitation, grabbed the fruit bowl containing grapes from his hand, and happily picked it up to eat.

"I want to eat too," he said.

"Hmph, no way, it's all mine ╮(╯_╰)╭"

"..."

"puff!!!!"

I almost spit out the energy grapes!You can't believe what he did!This guy, this guy pretending to be Optimus Prime, but he actually doesn't know what kind of weird thing it is, he actually did this!He directly pulled my hand holding a grape towards me, and when he came up, he gnawed it!Grape juice splashed my hand as a matter of course.I just wanted to pull it back, but I was wrapped in something sticky and wet.This guy, this guy who absolutely can't be Optimus Prime or has been poisoned by Optimus Prime, is licking my hand! !

According to my usual personality, I would have stretched out my claws and scratched him to disfigure him; but this oolong behavior was so shocking that I didn't even react immediately after he did it.

"I hate waste. If you want to eat, you have to eat all of it."

... I, I know you are a foodie like me, but, but you should be looking at the grapes instead of my optics when you say this! !

"I said, you must be poisoned, Optimus Prime, is it really all right?"

I couldn't help asking.People are tough, don’t fall down, I’m poisoned alone, if you are poisoned again, the world will become a world of red spiders, then I’d rather he be destroyed!

"Yeah, I also think I must be poisoned."

Speaking of him approaching me, I had to half get up from a comfortable crawling position and move backwards.

... Nima, bah, whoever allowed you to climb onto the bed with both legs and paws!Wait, this is so close, I can even hear the humming of his ventilation fan!

Wait for me, this taste is - high purity? ?

If Shockwave was here, he would definitely complain for me, which is not logical.Even if he is an enemy, I have to admit that Optimus Prime is an excellent leader. I can't imagine that he really joined the Decepticons, just as I can't imagine that someone who is as strict as an ascetic who leads by example would drink high purity!That kind of thing will anesthetize TF's nerves, even if he ingests it, it is impossible to exceed the necessary intake, but judging from the smell of alcohol on his body, this high-purity concentration is really not small.

"Did you drink high purity?"

He looked at me, not drunk at all.Did he accidentally drink well?

"Want to try it?" he asked, his voice muffled like a ventilation fan not working.

"Of course—huh?!!!!"

WHATTHE FU*K! ! ! !