[Transformers] Once upon a time there was a machine

Autobot base, Optimus Prime sits in the infirmary, the ambulance is repairing his broken head.

To be honest, he didn't know why he had become like this at all, Megatron suddenly appeared and yelled 'Even if I'm stupid, I'm still my adjutant, it's not your turn to bully' - and beat him up.

"The police car whose CPU almost burned out, and these little slags that need to be repaired are nothing. I said Optimus Prime, why don't you follow them!"

The ambulance was extremely stuffy, he just went on a vacation, and when he came back, he saw the CPU of the police car, and the head sculpt of PRIME was crooked!Only one day, one day! !Let him have a good life!

"Sorry, ambulance, I didn't expect that just repairing the water seepage machine would cause such a big trouble. Could it be that the Decepticons have something special about repairs?"

"...!"

"...!!"

A group of Autobots looked at their idol, the great Optimus Prime, and the omnipotent big brother as if they were monsters. They didn't expect that the big brother was so slow!

The ambulance froze for a moment, then quickly realized that its expression became weird.

"Optimus Prime, in your cognition, the word demolition means maintenance, right?"

Um?Is not it?

The ambulance covered its face. Sure enough, because it was too outrageous, everyone did not expect that their Autobot leader didn't know about the demolition.

In fact, this is not a strange thing, after all, everyone's general perception is that the fusion of male Autobots and female Autobots is the only thing. The so-called demolition was originally a popular "game" among nobles, and then quickly developed into another This culture even replaces tinder fusion popular between couples.For Zhuzi’s journey from a librarian to PRIME, the level of knowledge he has always received is relatively clean (disharmonious words are all dropped by the Xinglanbei system), his circle of friends is relatively honest, and he himself is too upright to cause ordinary people I dare not bring up similar topics—the result is that I don't even know the deep meaning of this kind of activity.

"You are too unrealistic. As a basic common sense, you should understand something. The demolition they are talking about is different from ordinary repairs. It is a deep-level body communication that can only be done between partners or lovers."

The ambulance ordered some reproaches.

What, it turned out to be like this!Optimus Prime was taken aback. He didn't expect that the machine could not be disassembled and repaired casually?

"Well, what if we are injured? If there is no doctor around, can't we rescue each other? This, this is too strange!"

"Brother, I don't think you understand the meaning of the ambulance. Let me directly give you the data and analyze it yourself."

Jazz came over very speechless, and directly uploaded 1 T's "reference material" to his elder brother, brackets, video version, back brackets.

——! ! !

"Sir, what information did you upload to Optimus Prime, his CPU is overclocked!!"

After beating Jazz with a wrench, the ambulance rushed to repair the leader.Fortunately, the leader still has a leader module as a backup CPU, which enabled him to get up from the ground with difficulty.Otherwise, he would be the second police car, and he would have to lie down for several cycles.

"It's a misunderstanding, but Megatron probably doesn't know?"

The tape recorder suddenly remembered something.

"BIBIBIBIBI??"

Just after sympathizing with his elder brother, whose common sense was inferior to his own, Bumblebee was attracted by the whispering of the tape recorder.

"According to the data obtained from Soundwave before... Starscream and Megatron are actually, well, quite ambiguous. Although neither machine is aware of it, and no one else has pointed it out."

"what!!!!"

Everyone is horrified!But thinking about it this way, it seems that many things can be explained!For example, Starscream is always trying to die but has never been really killed. For example, if Brother Zhuzi and Megatron scuffle together, Starscream will sneer, sneer, fan the flames, and make wild noises; Be proud!In retrospect, it seems that everything has an explanation!The fight between the two was a matter of fun, but they didn't make it clear that they were dating!

"Ah, bad."

Optimus Prime realized that Starscream was in a bad situation, and when Megatron finished beating him and carried Starscream away, he was obviously angry.

"What did you say? Megatron and Starscream?" Fei Guoshan yelled.

"Then Megatron couldn't die of anger after such an experience today? He was actually cuckolded by his rival!" Hengpao added.

"Yeah, I must be very angry. I might dismantle the little plane when I go back."

"I have a little sympathy for Starscream, um, although he deserves it most of the time given his history."

The twins sang and sang together with cynicism, hyping up the atmosphere quite well, so the optical mirrors of the Autobots lit up again, and the attention shifted from "Our big brother is so sweet and white" to "Will Megatron fight after dismantling Starscream?" Don't come back', the wheels began to chatter.

"do not talk."

PRIME stopped with a deep voice, he couldn't understand everyone talking about Starscream like that.Well, Starscream had millions, yes, but that was all in the past, and the closest Starscream he knew was a pretty good Cybertronian and shouldn't be called that.

The wheels fell silent for a while, and quietly looked at their elder brother, the optical mirror suddenly became brighter, so they used the inside line to discuss for a while.

"I said, brother, since you are worried about Starscream, why don't we snatch him back?"

... If the police car hears it, it will burn again, the ambulance thought numbly.

Besides, on the side of the Decepticons, Starscream is indeed sober and not optimistic.As soon as Megatron came back, he threw him to the hook, and ordered him to check whether he had been tampered with by PRIME. Of course, Dr. Hook checked him from beginning to end.

"Well, there's nothing wrong with that, it's just..."

"That's what!"

Hook considered Starscream's chances of surviving after telling the truth, and told himself the chances of being found and killed if he didn't tell the truth.In the end, the balance was in his favor. Starscream survived so many times, but he was not Starscream. If he offended the leader, he would die!

"That's right, there's some electrolyte on his body parts, uh... I, I've cleaned him up, don't worry!"

Wipe the sweat with the hook, the leader of the Autobots is really unrestrained!Is this considered rape in bed?

Sure enough, Megatron immediately turned pale.On the way back, Starscream kept explaining that Optimus Prime was repairing him, and he was so stupid to believe it!As it turns out, his Air Force command is always full of trains!Hmph, it's more capable. Is this the reason why he opened his mouth and shut his mouth for peace and long live a while ago?It turned out that it wasn't that the CPU was disabled, it was that he had hooked up with that damned Optimus Prime!

"So that's how it is, so it's like that, Starscream, I didn't realize that you are really capable."

Megatron paced back and forth slowly, while scanning Starscream with menacing glances, scaring Starscream to the bone.

"Master Megatron?"

"It was that Skyfire before, but now it's the leader of the Autobots? You rascal, you can open your legs to anyone."

"What are you talking about, Master Megatron! It's not like this, please don't get me wrong, let me explain!"

"Explain? What's there to explain! I can't see the facts right in front of me! I'm really sorry to interrupt your 'good business', Starscream, I never thought you would be so shameless."

"No! Lord Megatron, I have nothing to do with that guy! You really misunderstood! I... I like... I like... You have always been the only one!!"

The hook dropped for two seconds.

What did he hear?Starscream confessed to Megatron! !That Starscream?Even if the CPU is disabled, it's still Starscream, Starscream!God, I, I have to find a place to hide, don't get caught in the pond fish!

The hook retreated quietly, moving silently towards the door.

"What did you say?"

Megatron's face became even uglier.

"I said, I only like you, Lord Megatron!"

Say, say it!Starscream's body is so hot, although Master Megatron has always regarded him as a friend before, and his temperament has changed drastically after changing the paint job, but his heart for Master Megatron remains the same!

"Hook."

Megatron turned his head, and coldly called the medical officer who almost escaped successfully.

"Ah? Ah, yes, yes?"

"You checked him just now and there's nothing wrong?"

"Huh? Yes, there is no problem?"

"Stupid trash."

Megatron said, opening the internal comm.

【Sound Wave, Shockwave, come here for me. 】

"Soundwave and Shockwave will come over in a while, the three of you will check Starscream carefully, from head to toe, every part, every digital byte. I want to find out who this guy who dared to pretend to be my deputy is. .”

"...?!!!" Pretending?

"Master Megatron?" Fake, impersonate? ?

"Hmph, he's not Starscream. Thoroughly investigate this impostor and find out where the real Starscream went."

"Why do you say he's fake..." Hook murmured and asked, judging from the body parameters, it was completely consistent?

"Yes, the disguise is indeed very similar. It is a masterpiece comparable to the man with thousands of faces. It's a pity that he still doesn't understand the nature of that guy."

Megatron was pretty sure that no matter what happened, even if Unicron came, Starscream would never say he liked him.

Because it is a star spider, it is absolutely impossible.

Yes, so this guy is definitely not Starscream.

The results of the study came out quickly, and it was data cross-contamination.

"This is a fairly rare phenomenon." Shockwave said, "For some reason, the data corresponding to the 'starscream' in other spaces has cross-contaminated with the data of the starscream in our world. Generally, only certain factors The resulting data signal is quite strong for that to happen."

Megatron was silent for half a second: "Just tell me, the Starscream in another world is dead?"

"... Well, I'm afraid he either died, or suffered a terrifying explosion." Shockwave concluded.

"Then what about the data of Starscream in our world, has it been overwritten?" This is the focus of Megatron's concern.

"Yes, we must find the original data of Starscream before we can restore them on this body."

The sound wave interrupted: "Wait a minute, what about the data of this Starscream?"

Megatron calmed down a little bit, now he knew that this Starscream is also a scumbag Starscream, hum, this kind of Starscream really doesn't know how his self in another world can stand it.Although he really wanted to answer, just cover it up like this, but judging by the expression on the sound wave, if he really gave the order, there would probably be rumors within the Decepticons immediately, "Starscream cheated on Optimus Prime, and Megatron killed the adulterer and adulterous woman in anger." 'Such unreliable rumors.He doesn't want to bear the eyes of his colleagues, "Oh, our boss was cheated and cuckolded" in the future, or when he chases and kills Optimus Prime, he is called out for personal revenge.

"Back it up, and make another body—Shockwave, can you do it?"

Shockwave said that it was very easy, duplicating a starscream was just like spreading pancakes and turning over a shovel, he had duplicated one before.

Megatron and Soundwave both wondered if Shockwave should have been released from the brig so early.This guy's danger has been soaring and he is rushing away!

Starscream is being rescued by the Decepticons.real.Although I think he is dead, but at least it belongs to our world.Commander of the Air Force, the Autobots over there have already killed them.

"Megatron! Come out! There is a kind of robbery, no, haven't military planes been planted yet? The Starscream who robbed you is not sweet, Starscream is no longer with you, you should let him back and give it to our elder brother!!"

The recorder invaded the radio station with such a cry that both the enemy and the enemy (our side is Optimus Prime, the ambulance, etc.) were slipping.What the hell is this! ?

"What? Starscream ran away with the wheel?"

"What's going on here, I haven't seen Starscream before, so I ran away with Wheel?"

"Master Megatron was cheated, oh!!!"

"Is it because of lack of ability? Sure enough, PRIME has a general god bonus, so it can better meet Starscream's needs?"

Sonic knew that he had to fight back with public opinion, otherwise his boss would kill his colleagues one step earlier than the enemy.

"Optimus Prime, demolition, no mask; Starscream, like it, Lord Megatron. Get out."

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...! ! ! ! !

"Forcibly demolished! Brother, you actually like Starscream so much, and you forced to demolish it! Oh oh oh!!" Why is it in an approving tone, Sir, don't you know that the whole process is not like that at all!

"Starscream likes Megatron? Decepticons can't even lie, but they use such unreliable reasons!" The inner impression of the black gun king Starscream's wheels was unbelievable.

"Don't gossip with them so much, we'll just grab someone and leave!!"

"Yes, go!!"

"Take back the eldest brother's daughter-in-law!!"

Optimus Prime almost knelt down, he waved Erkang's hand—"Wait, wait a minute, everyone, it's not what you think!!"

At this time, the Decepticons are also excited!Such a shameless Autobot, who came up and snatched our boss's little lover to be Mrs. Yazhai?I really ate the guts of an ambitious leopard!

"Only us Decepticons forcibly demolish Autobots, there is no reason why Autobots forcibly demolish our Decepticons!"

"The Starscream is our leader's private use, you thieves dare to rob our leader's private property!"

"Everyone, teach this group of third-party FFF groups who don't need face masks a lesson!"

"Yes, come on!!!"

As the leader of the Decepticons, Master Megatron trembled a few times, and finally did not raise the fusion cannon, but raised his hand to cover his face.

As one of the rare times in history where the leaders of the two sides were behind the battle and did not directly participate in the battle, while the people below fought in an extremely heroic battle, Sonic said that he would record the whole scene for the record.Although it is a bit difficult to control the shoulders that shake the camera due to the endless laughter.

This battle, which was tagged by the leaders of both sides as "what the hell" by coincidence, probably took a whole day to come to an end.It can be called the battle with the most incredible motivation in history. Later, the historical data archivist Clockwork compared this battle to the Trojan War on Earth (a carbon-based beauty elopes with an enemy prince to cause a war).