[Transformers] Once upon a time there was a machine

High-energy warning: Attention, if you think this is pure iron slag, you are underestimating the author!This is a joke disguised as iron slag, so you must be mentally prepared to exercise your abdominal muscles ︿(￣︶￣)︿Professional is professional, although I don’t know how the actual operation ability of the perceptron is, but obviously scientists have a lot of ideas on how to open SEEKER The armor of this thing is more experienced than the truck.Following the instructions, Optimus Prime found the back of the small plane near the steel ridge and tapped it lightly. He could hear the slight sound of gears operating and unlocking. Then he felt an invisible switch along the inside of the wing and pushed it up.

...not open.

Push it again!

Still not open.

"You... Yah!!"

Optimus Prime hit the back of the small plane hard, and the shell of the small plane finally tilted outwards, opening a small gap.

He didn't rush to reach out to open it, because the sensor told him that if SEEKER was scared and would be nervous, then the gap that had been opened with great difficulty would close, and maybe even break the hidden buckle inside.So he had to make Starscream feel safe and relaxed before he could gently remove the shell.

"By the way, I'm a little surprised that you don't know how to open your outer armor."

While Optimus Prime was talking, trying to distract the other party, he put his hand on the seam to sense the vibration inside, so as to know the best time to do it.

"Of course I know, but this body is different from what I know."

"Oh? What do you know?"

"If it's the body I'm familiar with, there's a hidden card slot on the upper part of the leg, and you can remove the rear armor by sliding it inside, and then you can see the structure of the rear side. A few brake screws are actually fake. Even if it is unscrewed, there is no way to take it off, and the front breastplate can only be taken off by turning the knob in the slot on the back to the corresponding position.”

Optimus Prime silently recorded it, and at the same time gently took off the shell according to the next step.

Although PRIME is not a doctor or a scientist, he can also see that the lines protected by the armor are quite patchwork, neat and delicate.When Skyfire was still there during the war, he also saw the circuit diagram of Skyfire when he was researching the skills of the Fusion King Kong. The internal structure of the space shuttle is very rigid and quite regular. SEEKER is different from that. In order to save space, many parts are connected with each other in clever shapes, and the whole circuit is like a work of art.

"very beautiful."

PRIME couldn't help admiring, such a dexterous and unique circuit was simply a masterpiece of Pushen, which made him worry that such a clumsy guy like himself would accidentally break something.

"I... I'll do it myself!"

Starscream wanted to sit up, but was pushed back by Optimus Prime.

Because... Judging from the internal information, it seems that there is still a little problem to pay attention to?

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"What? Perceptron, have you contacted elder brother? How do you say, what does elder brother say?"

Everyone asked nervously around the sensor.

"Don't make noise, I'm busy instructing my elder brother to dismantle Starscream."

"..."

"...!!"

"What did you say!!!?!?"

The deafening sound made the perceptron a little dizzy, what's wrong with these guys, all of them are so excited to death?Wasn't it filled with righteous indignation just now, everyone scolded Starscream for being a vortex fox seducing big brother?Why is it that the optical mirrors are brighter than the other, and they surround him?

"You said you were instructing the eldest brother—the eldest brother didn't know how to dismantle it? This is unscientific!"

"Has it been disassembled? How far has it been dismantled? Please tell the truth!!"

"Audio and video are fine! Seeds, give me seeds!!"

The CPU of the police car over there is already smoking, and the red alert is already painfully calculating how many hours a day he will be on surveillance if Starscream joins the Autobots; the twins are so excited, they almost jump on the sensor to ask for the truth.

"Give me a second!"

Unexpectedly, at this moment, the one who stood up to stop these gangsters who wanted to run amok turned out to be... a tape recorder?

"Don't be fooled! Perceptron, hurry up and tell Big Brother to be careful! Starscream may have lied to him, pretending to dismantle it in order to steal information, but actually spying on his hard drive information! Divert your attention When it comes to dismantling, when you are not prepared, they suddenly invade your system to steal information, and then pat your ass and leave - Decepticons can do this kind of thing!"

Everyone was silent for half a minute, looking at the tape recorder together with pity.Really, I have experienced this kind of thing, Luzi, we can roughly guess who you are talking about, it is really hard work for you.

"What the tape recorder said makes sense, I have to remind my brother."

Perceptron nods that this is indeed important.

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"I'll still come."

As Optimus Prime said, he grabbed Starscream's hands with one hand and fixed them.It has to be said that the advantage of the size of the body is revealed at this time, and it is more than enough to control Starscream with one hand of Optimus Prime.

"Sorry, this is just in case, nothing else."

... He, he is scum!There must be something wrong!

Starscream finally had a strong sense of crisis, all the circuits of his body were exposed, and a Cybertronian who was several times bigger than him was holding him down to prevent him from struggling, no matter how stupid and sweet he should know something is wrong!

"Don't, don't be like this, PRIME, calm down, let me go first, okay?"

[I seem to have frightened him. 】

Optimus Prime would have almost let it go if he hadn't had inside guidance.

[No, brother, you must listen to me.The tape recorder has been tricked before, and if you accidentally get tricked by Starscream, the loss outweighs the gain. 】You have to ask, which one is more persuasive to Optimus Prime, the Starscream with a lot of dark history, or the honest and honest companion Perceptron?The answer is fairly obvious.Optimus Prime took half a second to think, and finally he took out the rope used to catch the water monster before and tied Starscream's arm first.

Well, this should be better than pressing him.Zhu Zi deceived himself to think so.

"Okay, let's continue."

Optimus Prime still had a serious face, but Starscream was about to scare CRY, what a hurry!sky!Lord Megatron! !By the way, Sonic! !Soundwave, save me! !

[The current task is going well, please continue.complete. 】

Good luck you bastard!Didn't you see that I'm about to be torn apart?Master Megatron hasn't dismantled me, woo woo woo! !

[Optimus Prime, help you clean up the body.Fixed to prevent Decepticons from stealing data.Conclusion, think too much. 】...! !Yes, is that so?But, but isn't it true that I can't steal data like this?

[Optimus Prime, cautious, powerful.Starscream, weak.Suggestion: Take advantage of unprepared access to the system, sound waves, and implant viruses to steal data.complete. 】Access to the system?How to access the system in this situation, I have already been quite alerted, haven't I?

Although he was puzzled, Starscream did not struggle anymore.

Zhu Zi heaved a sigh of relief, if Starscream firmly objected, of course he would let him go.But it seemed that Starscream had accepted the fact that he was tied up, and Optimus Prime continued and began to overhaul.

At first glance, it turns out that there is still a lot of water in Starscream's wires, which may have leaked from the scratches on the other side.

Once you know the problem, it's easy to solve it. The first thing is to get the water out...um...

Optimus Prime realized a serious problem, how to fix it?

Like, probably, he didn't have a water pump or something.

Turn Starscream upside down and pat it?What if the internal parts fall out too?

The eldest brother quickly turned to off-site assistance.

[Perceptor, he's wet inside, how do you dry it? 】

【Brother, why don’t you even dry this, it should be wet, which can reduce the damage from entering. 】【This is not very good, is it?He will suffer. 】Entering damage, does it mean the damage caused by his contact with the circuit?Optimus Prime thinks something is wrong, wet will conduct electricity, isn't it easy to cause a short circuit?

【I'll tell my brother!Brother, I'm a Jazz, the professor is too academic in this area, it's better to let us practitioners teach you.You listen, first of all, you have to untangle his wiring and let him relax. ] Makes sense.Optimus Prime followed suit, SEEKER's lines were well sorted out, and Starscream's posture was not as stiff as before.Unexpectedly, Jazz has made great achievements in maintenance methods, Optimus Prime couldn't help thinking so.

[Did you find that he was shaking violently when he touched certain parts, or had other special reactions?Those parts are his sensitive parts, and he needs to be touched and rubbed repeatedly so that he will be very comfortable. 】Optimus Prime said he understands, those parts must be false connection, I will find out and adjust it.Who is our PRIME? He learns everything very quickly, and he can get started right away. The generator of Starscream makes tiny groans continuously.

[He seems to be in pain, sir, is that really right? 】【That's right, listen to me, he's either in pain or comfortable, I'm just ashamed to say it out loud.It's almost time to start, you find the wet place just now and lick it.When he is almost comfortable, you can start, I don’t need to teach you later hehehe, use your strength, big brother, hit him until he screams and can’t straighten up, and then send all the energy to him, OVER~~] [Jazz ! !Brother, don't listen to him! ! (sensor)】

[What are you excited about, professor, what I taught my brother is the best method of reverse, believe me, my brother, all disassembled phones like this hand. (Jazz)] Optimus Prime was moved by Jazz's sincere inside information, and he decided to follow what Jazz said.And Jazz's idea is quite good, just now he was worried about not having a water pump, so he didn't expect to use the exhaust device at the mouth to try it in reverse.

"...Qing, Optimus Prime! Ah...you...what are you doing! Stop it!!"

Seeing that PRIME actually lowered his head to lick his parts, and even drank all the remaining seawater in the body, Starscream's CPU was almost overclocked!This leader is too informal, too, too much!

PRIME reached into Starscream's body, wiped some wet-looking parts with a soft cloth, completely ignoring the other's whimpers and wiped it all over.

Then... Hit the waist?How to hit?

Optimus Prime recalled that when he disassembled Starscream's body at the beginning, he seemed to want to slap his waist. It seems that SEEKER's waist may have a drain switch or something else.

So the eldest brother turned Starscream's body over and hit his waist hard a few times.

"——!!! Don't, don't hit it! It hurts!!!"

"Don't you feel better?"

"Okay, what a slag! What are you shooting nonsense, my waist is very fragile!"

"Feel sorry."

Optimus Prime rubbed him quickly.

"now what?"

"Well, it's better now."

"Great. Do you want energy, so I can send you some?"

Brother Zhuzi pulled out a slender catheter from the breastplate and reached it to Starscream's mouth.

After tossing around for so long and catching sea monsters before, Starscream was indeed hungry.He held the catheter with a strange expression, feeling like a carbon-based user who is used to drinking carbonated drinks, but the bottle is in the shape of PRIME, which always feels weird.

At this moment, the door was kicked open!

"Damn Optimus Prime what are you doing to my air command!!!"

This is obviously a rush to catch a rape in bed, but this scene - imagine, drinking energy from a PRIME-shaped energy block bottle, with a red spider exposed from the body (the arms are still tied), and a serious and innocent PRIME , um, this scenario...

That's the reason why Sheng Bo is currently slumped with laughter, leaving his angry boss to go into battle alone.