[Transformers] Once upon a time there was a machine

third day

I looked blankly at the Autobots who were bundled up and delivered to me.

...Actually, what I said before about handing over war criminals was just talking.I'm just trying to trap these annoying Autobots on Earth, really!

Why are the people on earth so honest and obedient, so fast and convenient! !And it's so cunning, the speed is too fast, I just spoke yesterday! !Now what shall I do with these captives! ! !

"Master Megatron, congratulations."

Shockwave told me respectfully that now we have finally settled the overall situation and unified Cybertron.

I glanced at him numbly, not wanting to ask him why he didn't see my delicious... no, beautiful and capable intelligence officer today.

I told you to take it easy when dismantling it!Slag, next time you use your official position to attack government personnel, I will let you be my free housekeeper for another 40 years! !

"It's impossible, the Decepticons defeated the Autobots without me, it's impossible!!"

The screams of the newly rescued Starscream made me regret not releasing that statement later, at least after Starscream was killed.

"Megatron, your plot has succeeded. Unexpectedly, we were finally betrayed by humans."

Optimus Prime, who was tied and kneeling on the ground, stared at me with unwilling resentment.

Although this scene is a bit emotional, but I feel the trouble coming to my face.

What to do, what do you want me to do?Autobots are quite troublesome no matter what you do! ! !

Option 1, kill Optimus Prime?

Well, Optimus Prime will become the eternal hero in the eyes of the Autobots, and then countless Autobots came to assassinate me to avenge him, and I think it may include the carbon base he met on Earth. The brilliant paint job of an intelligence officer, his charm has always been to cover the unimpeded passage of the universe.

Then I will be engulfed by a large wave of assassins, NO~~! ! !

Option 2, imprisoning Optimus Prime?

Very well, then the assassins in the above paragraph are replaced by rescuers, so they escape from the prison and start harassment operations again, but their hiding places will be transferred from the earth to places like Mercury or Mars or Centaurus.

There is no end to this, there is no end to this! ! !

Option 3, Let Optimus Prime go?

Great, so what's the difference with option 2! ! !

My chip was hissing and running, probably because of the desire to be lazy... Oh no, the desire to quickly solve the troubles in front of me controlled me, and made me think of a brilliant idea that can only be done once and for all.

"Optimus Prime."

I knelt down, stared at him seriously (it should look serious, my blood-red optics?) and said.

"Are you and your Autobot team...willing to commit crimes and meritorious service?"

"--ah?!!!"

Even the Decepticons screamed, what does the boss mean?What kind of rush is this? ?

"At the beginning, I thought that the territory should be expanded to the world domain, but I overlooked a problem, that is, it does not necessarily require the use of force. You see, many countries on the earth have achieved their goals by peaceful means. For example, I used peaceful means to obtain about you."

Hmm, is it an illusion, why do the tigers and the Autobots, including Optimus Prime himself, have weird eyes?Is there anything wrong with what I just said?

"I found that pacifism is actually quite a good thing. It can achieve the goal and save resources-war consumes a lot of energy. Now even energy blocks of different flavors have become a luxury. It shouldn't be! Optimus Prime, I hope you can go to some planets as an ambassador of peace for my Cybertronian planet, and get benefits... Heck, I mean make a covenant with them. What do you think? It doesn't matter if you don't want to, I can only send Starscream is out with the six-faced monster, um, you know, our Decepticons may be a bit impatient in how we deal with it. Don’t rush to answer, I’ll give you three working days, that’s the usual practice.”

He waved his hand to his subordinates to take the Autobots down, and Digger came over disapprovingly.

"Master Megatron, this is not okay! Let me tell my brothers, are we infected by Autobots and become pacifists?"

I gave him a disdainful look: "Idiot, haven't you heard what is called a peacekeeping force? As long as you are not willing to accept our various unreasonable demands... oh, I mean planets with various political demands, send Optimus Prime to go there .If they still don't agree, we can justifiably send peacekeeping troops there in the name of 'unwilling to accept peace'. If you have nowhere to vent your energy, first go to a few areas where there are civil wars or standing between planets to maintain peace Namely join the party that benefits us the most."

Why do you worship me with your sinister eyes, chief?Carbon base has already done this!They are the world police, are we not allowed to be the universe police?Oh, by the way, forgot to say——

"Shockwave you get my intelligence officer ready ASAP! Now's the time to use him! Send video of Optimus Prime's violence to the planets he's going to peacekeeping, move fast! It will help him Quick and successful peacekeeping, you understand!!!”

Well, well, I can finally eat energy grapes.Laser bird, I will trouble you when the sound wave is not here, bring me the red one by the table, well~~~delicious~~Day [-]》

There was a conflict between Optimus Prime's mission and the Digger's peacekeeping force, so I happily sent Starscream to be an ambassador to mediate bilateral issues.Starscream is still very eager to try this position, especially since he knows that there is a boy named Tianhuo in the Autobot team over there.

Well, so happy, I thought lazily.The author certainly didn't know my LEVELUP level when he wrote the title, so he just wrote it for 25 days.You see, I'll be done in less than five days, right?

But it turns out that you can’t be too complacent about being a TF. I quickly received a report that a man named Bawang ignored his existence because I didn’t take care of him for a long time. PK with him.

To be honest, I really can't remember who this kid is. The CPU is limited, so it's not my fault to save money while running!After thinking about it, I'm still too lazy to go out for a walk by myself.

"Roadblock, Bumblebee, this matter requires you two to figure out a way to see if you can coordinate the Autobots and Decepticons to complete the characters and kill/catch the Overlord. Huh? Why didn't I take action? Stupid, as soon as I take this action The mission is over, so where's the fun? Oh, I mean, you see, the Autobots and Decepticons don't get along very well now that Optimus Prime isn't around."

...Whispered to the roadblock: "Especially that Rodimus, who is sneaky and obviously ready to rebel, he needs someone to keep an eye on him, and that person is your roadblock. And look, didn't you keep asking me for a vacation before? Now I even gave you the honeymoon for free, what else do you want? What kind of tenderness and passion in the honeymoon of the Decepticons should be suitable for us.”

...Turning to Bumblebee: "Bumblebee, you ask me what I whispered to the barricade? I mean, we have fought for so many years on both sides, and it is still quite difficult for the soldiers to accept the enemy as a partner at once. It must become a scene of killing each other. Only by facing a common enemy can we increase team camaraderie, which is for the peace of Cybertron and the coexistence of the two factions! Only you can complete such an important task, Bumblebee, and the roadblock will assist you. "

After I finished my speech, the two guys who were reluctant to go on a business trip happily picked up their errands and left. I have to say that all the IQ and EQ among the Autobots may have gathered on Optimus Prime and his team. Others are too handy to fool around.

Um?Sonic are you back?Great, I want strawberry flavored... well, Shockwave don't stare at me, I mean I want laser bird to help me get strawberry flavored power cubes.You two want to rest too?That's fine, let's take care of Cybertron as a vacation.What?Am I exploiting my employees too much?Sonic, I didn't say it. It's not because of you that I easily let go of Sasser's rebellion last time. It was you who promised me to work hard for another 10 years.And you, Shockwave, do you think that's all you need to do with government personnel?It's not all because of your 40 years of hard work that you are still assigned to the same department.So stop talking nonsense and get to work.

After dismissing two passive saboteurs, I rolled on the oversized charging bed. Seriously, why are these subordinates so lazy recently, and they all want to get away?This is not good, they slipped away and I did all the work?Then what time do I have to enjoy the comfortable life?Gotta find something for them to do!

I made up my mind and contacted Chaos.

It’s such a small fan. Recently, I feel that we need to make a map of our Cybertron United Nations—of course not only our planet, but also the planets that have joined our “contract”, as well as our interstellar navigation channels and asteroid resources. etc.Make it out and publish it, and submit it to the Universal Federation for justice.What?Never heard of the Universal Federation?Don't you know how to set up one yourself? Do I need to teach you?Don't know which waterways belong to us?Everything we don't know belongs to us!If any planet has objections, let them raise it!The proposed planets are listed and given to the peace ambassadors!The steps are still the same as before, sending the video of the peacekeeping ambassador's violence, sending the ambassador there, and the peacekeeping force intervenes when the two sides misunderstand the conflict, and then OVER.Any objections?

Well, I know that I have always been great, intelligent, and a natural born king, the king of cunning and cunning Decepticons, stop praising me and go to work.

I cut off the inside line, and I was in a good mood.Well, soon my subordinates will be busy again, whether they are fighting among themselves or with others, they will not be able to leave for a while.Well, what movie are you watching today?This plate, magic pony~~my favorite~~~