[Transformers] Once upon a time there was a machine

Quite... quite problematic!Hmm~~! !

Lying on the experimental body, the swordsman whose limbs were bound restrained the moan that almost blurted out again.

"Sens... perceptron, my wiring... can you... don't knead it..."

"But they're messy in order and need to be sorted out."

"Damn it myself I can... ah... tidy up... I mean... it's overkill."

The perceptron stared at the subject in puzzlement: "That's exactly what I want to ask, you should be able to reach this position with your hands, why don't you tidy up the wiring?"

Drift helplessly stared at the scientist's hand, which was now pressing his lower abdomen close to the cross position.How could he explain that the position was so suggestive that he was too ashamed to unpack it himself, especially when he was just done by another professional not too long ago?

Just as he was thinking, warm and delicate fingers skipped over his docking board. Drift wanted to take some of his functions offline, but it was too late.

"Boom!"

There was a very clear muffled sound of a blunt instrument hitting metal, facing the eyes of the perceptron sweeping towards him, Drift had to turn his face away and close the optical mirror.

Watching his reaction, Perceptron knew what was going on.

"It's nothing to be ashamed of, it's a normal mechanism. I hit your sensitive line, and your hydraulics are activated and pressurized. The flapper must be opened or you'll injure yourself."

"Wait a moment!!!"

It was too late to try to stop the drift, and the scientist used an overly skillful technique to remove the outer buckle of his docking plate, exposing the energetic little guy inside to the air.

What happened next made Drift feel that he could die without regret.At this moment, he finally understood Xiao Zhuge's frantic desire to self-examine and tear down the seats!Looking at the perceptron, the perceptron, which has been indifferent like an iceberg, is holding its own pipeline. This... this scene is really... so exciting!

"Teach...professor..."

He couldn't help but move his lower abdomen and send himself up.The slight and delicate friction made him moan involuntarily and seek more comfort, it was as if the perception of foreplay had fully charged his pipeline, and he was fully ready for battle.

The perceptron discovered his needs, and as a scientific researcher, he didn't find it embarrassing or embarrassing.It is very common to have a normal mechanism reaction when checking the body, but he has never seen anyone enter the state so quickly.Drift's body is very sensitive, which is probably to make his body more suitable for his sword and fighting, scientists guessed.He needed to test his sensibilities to confirm his speculation.

"Drift, sorry. If you feel uncomfortable, tell me and I will stop immediately."

stop?Why stop?No, he doesn't want to stop.The swordsman's mind was confused.Yes, that's it... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...! !

"Ah...um...!!"

The perceptron stared at the swordsman expressionlessly, as if he was a little speechless—can't laugh or cry?

"You should have said it earlier."

Looking at the body stained with energy fluid, like a drenched red body in the rain, the former Decepticon finally broke free from the fixed handcuffs that were too thin for him, and pulled the opposite body to the stage to subdue it. .

"Professor, I'm sorry. If you feel uncomfortable, tell me, I... try to stop."

If you think that the opening can be successful in this way, you underestimate the author's bad taste (...).After a violent bang, Drift turned his head and saw that little Zhuge was holding a briefcase, and the sharp corners of the briefcase were hitting his head sculpture.

"Sorry, tell me if you feel uncomfortable, and I'll make it up for you."

This is really an embarrassing situation, Drift knocked Xiao Zhuge unconscious in order to prevent Xiao Zhuge from messing around, but now, the person who messed up is me!

"Well, it was just an accident."

Drift tried to explain that what happened was an irresistible force, Xiao Zhuge nodded pretending to be deep, put down the briefcase, and picked up the nail gun beside the table with his other hand to directly shine on Drift for a while PIUPIUPIU!

Of course, the swordsman dodged lightly. It should not be too obvious who is better, an ex-assassin VS a tech nerd.

"Don't underestimate me, miscellaneous cultivator!" (Reader: Hey!!)

Like a doraemon, Xiao Zhuge took out weird things from his arms, and started a technology vs force competition with the drifting scene to see who is better.

"Wait, little Zhuge, that's too dangerous, don't—!"

"Wait, Drift, are you going to kill him!!"

"Ah, my test result report!!"

"My virtual detection machine!!"

"——!!!"

In the end, the Perceptron had to risk his life trying to salvage the next damaged instrument.At this moment, a silvery-white shadow whizzed past in the air, and K landed on the drifting head sculpt with great precision, and then bounced and hit Xiao Zhuge's stomach.

Drift and Xiao Zhuge were dizzy for a while, and then looked at the culprit who attacked them in surprise.

"What are you guys doing!"

At this time, the two machines felt that something was wrong, because just three and a half times before, Xiao Zhuge tried to push away the perceptron that blocked him, so he pressed one hand on the breastplate of the perceptron, and the other hand grimly Grabbing towards Drift trying to poke the drill bit at Drift's body, Drift had already grabbed Xiao Zhuge's wrist to stagger this dangerous attack, oh, since Xiao Zhuge's hands are not too long, Drift had to get his body quite close to do it This; in addition, Xiao Zhuge pushed the sensor so that it fell on its back. Drift tried to hold it with the other hand, but in the end it only caught the scientist's leg, causing the scientist to be caught and fell on his back, while he himself The fuselage of the plane was lodged between the scientist's legs.

... So you imagine what kind of position this is.

Not to mention the goo on the perceptron, ahem, you know what I'm talking about.

Drift and Xiao Zhuge swallowed at the same time, this... this...

"Wait, wait a minute, ambulance, it's not what you see, we can explain it!!"

True BOSS. No need to explain.Wrench big warlord.The ambulance, now beating the huge wrench in its hand, approached them step by step.

"Yes, huh," said the Demon King, "I'll listen to your explanations, after repairing your apparently broken brain modules."

"ah!!!"

"what!!!!"

When the perceptron took advantage of the turmoil to get away to rescue those precious experimental data, and when he was done, everything was settled.The two machines kept their hands behind their backs, their joints were welded dead in their kneeling posture, and they stood aside in reflection.

The scientist couldn't help but slid down the condensate. He was worthy of being a medical officer who had followed Optimus Prime for millions of years, and even Megatron couldn't help but detour when he saw him.

"You dare to dismantle the perceptron with two people, don't you know how precious he is! If he is broken by you, I will definitely let you know what is more terrifying than DJD's torture. I will do it! "

"Wait a minute, you misunderstood the ambulance." Perceptron had to explain and told the story.

As the ambulance listened all the way, the twitching at the corner of his mouth couldn't stop.

"You mean, you originally made an appointment with Xiao Zhuge to 'study' each other, but this kid came in halfway and proposed himself, asking to be dismantled by you? As a result, the situation suddenly became uncontrollable and developed into what it is now?"

The perceptron nodded in admiration. As expected of a medical officer, it is really a concise and high-level summary!

"I understand."

The ambulance squeezed his fingers, making a metallic sound of joint friction and collision.

"Just what you were going to do just now, we will do it from beginning to end, but I will assist and accompany you all the way, no problem, Perceptron."

Perceptron shook his head, then nodded quickly.No problem, of course no problem!

"So, who to start with?"

……

It is said that Drift and Xiao Zhuge scrambled to report to Alloy Shield to wash away the memory of last night.Oh, although Alloy Shield is very curious about the content, but in view of the pale faces of the two machines, he feels that some secrets are better kept as secrets.

In addition, I heard that Professor Perceptron is currently dating an ambulance!I don’t know if it’s true or not. According to Deviation, the planes that tried to confess that night were all knocked unconscious by Drift, and Drift was picked up by the ambulance... It’s really an interesting causal cycle.

Thinking about it this way, when Bi Shi saw the rumored protagonist passing him by, he couldn't help saying hello.

"Hey Perceptron, how are you doing with your partner?"

The scientist turned around in surprise: "Partner? No, I'm still single."

Deviate a little choked: "Huh?"

The perceptron was tired and nodded in frustration: "There wasn't even one person who confessed to me that day. Sure enough, I'm just an unwelcome stubborn scientist."

Divergence: "...I think you've misunderstood. You're quite popular, really."

Perceptron: "Don't comfort me, but thank you. I will devote myself to scientific research and stop thinking about whom to associate with."

Deviation looked at the lonely back of the scientist, and couldn't help but walk over and pat the scientist on the shoulder.

"Hey, you said, I mean what do you think of me? It doesn't have to be a relationship right away, but a friend first?"

Perceptron looked at Deviation in surprise, showing a rather heartfelt smile.

"Thank you." Regardless of whether it's true or not, a friend's concern is always warm from the heart.

Deviation couldn't help pressing his chest, oops, this is really not good for Tinder!

Of course, what Bi Wei doesn't know is that not far from them, the evil little Autobot on the ship is talking in a low voice with his partner.

"How many cycles do you think you can last this time? Three days? One day? How many hours?" Fatiao couldn't help but click on the video device and joked at the same time.

"Three seconds," Rodimus, who appeared at an unknown time, leaned against the wall and leisurely pointed to the swordsman beside him with a rather terrifying face at the moment, "Want to bet?"

"Oh, I guess I'll have to inform our chief medical officer that it's going to take a few days and a lot of beds."

Clockwork nodded, indicating that this kind of life is very fulfilling. For the sake of everyone's happiness, you should stay single, professor.

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