[Transformers] Once upon a time there was a machine

The potion is effective, and what Professor Perceptron is saying is not a joke but the truth.

That is to say, as long as I confess to him tonight, even I have a chance to get out of being single! !

This idea gnaws away the sanity of a group of people like an iron-eating worm, so I won't go into detail why they are so crazy, you know.

The professor who put down the explosive remarks was a little drunk, so he went back early. It must be admitted that he was really looking forward to who would come. After all, everyone was tricked. No one can lie under the confession potion, so the one who can come to confess must be a true confession .It's just that some people like a stubborn, cold and uninterested scientific madman like me?But the twins can't lie, so the twins think he is attractive?Well, at least there are two machines that don't hate me, which already makes Professor Perceptron, who has always been bad at making friends, happy.

But after waiting for a long time, there was no sign of half a machine.The professor was somewhat disappointed and frustrated. He felt that it was just a misunderstanding of the twins that he was popular. Now, wake up and prepare a case for the previous research. Let's take a rest.

Just thinking about it, an internal communication came suddenly.Seeing that it was an ambulance, the professor immediately connected.

"What's the matter, ambulance?"

"There's a mess at the oil bar, I have to remind you." The serious voice of the medical officer set off the extremely chaotic background sound.

"Had an accident? Do you want my help?"

"No, it's nothing serious, you're doing me a great favor by staying in your own room and not coming out."

"...??"

"Listen, Perceptron, no matter who comes to talk to you today, don't let them in the house. Just use the communicator through the door to talk. Do you understand? Very good. I'll go over here soon after I'm done. , what you have to do now is to charge it well.”

Professor Perceptron flicked the optical mirror in confusion. He felt that the plot was very similar to the plot of some fairy tale in the carbon-based story. Don't just open the door and there will be grandma wolf or something.However, as a former Thunder player, he knew that some things were inconvenient to ask.

Bang Bang Bang.

Someone knocked on the door, and the sensor saw from the video that it was Xiao Zhuge.

"Little Zhuge? What's the matter so late?"

"Well, there's something wrong, open the door and let me in, Perceptron."

The perceptron almost opened the door, but remembering that the ambulance had told him just now, he endured it and did not open the door.

"Excuse me, I'm ready to charge, can I say something tomorrow?"

"What? It was you who said—oh, I see, you probably didn't expect a genius like me to come to you, right? I understand, you must be shy when you see my handsome face and stalwart figure , don't hide the professor, who made me, little Zhuge, such a genius who has no peers in the sky!"

Looking at Xiao Zhuge's height, which is half a head shorter than himself, and the mask that has covered half of his face so far, the perceptron is almost about to complain about Xiao Zhuge, who is the most shameless in the whole boat.But thinking that Rodimus was still on board, he couldn't lie under the influence of the potion.

"What's the matter, it's okay, I'll go back and charge."

"Wait a minute, Perceptron! I mean, ahem, I mean, ahem, ahem, have you, um, considered anything other than wheels when it comes to your partner? Well, I mean, ahem , which means that Transformation Mode is not a Cybertronian of cars!"

If ordinary people had understood this obvious hint long ago, or doubted Xiao Zhuge's identity.But it's a pity that the perceptron is not an ordinary person, so his first reaction was that Xiao Zhuge raised this question because of the needs of scientific research.There is a saying that aesthetics is an average, which means that most people are like this, and the average result is the so-called "beauty".Getting used to cars and thinking that Cybertronians who can turn into cars are beautiful seems to be a common phenomenon among Autobots.

"I don't have any special requirements for appearance, so it doesn't matter if it's a car or not."

The sound of Xiao Zhuge's fan can be transmitted through the video, and the sensor guesses that Xiao Zhuge also drank a lot of high-purity, and I am afraid that the F chip needs to be turned on.

"Perceptron, I thought, uh, I mean, uh... can you open the door? It's not convenient to say that. Look, it doesn't seem right for me to stand in the hallway and tell you this? Let me go in and have a good time with you chat."

what to say?research topic?What new subject did Xiao Zhuge discover?The optics of the sensor immediately lit up, and even though the ambulance warning was still flashing in his CPU, he still couldn't resist the temptation to study and opened the door.

"You finally opened the door." Little Zhuge walked in, looked at the professor's laboratory, and at the same time secretly glanced at the professor's military equipment. "You still haven't put down your sniper rifle in your own room?"

"It is said that there is some confusion today, so be prepared. What's the matter, continue talking, little Zhuge."

Little Zhuge swallowed, he had to think of a way to make the professor let go of his defenses—here!

"Actually, it's a bit hard to say, but I'm quite interested in how you can upgrade yourself to become a sniper. I know a TF won't tolerate others dismantling it just for research, but, the last time I researched Remember that transparent potion you bought? I want to use it to see your internal structure, I think it must be fascinating, let me take a look? I'm just for research, really."

Yes, requests in the name of research will most likely not be denied.

In particular, the perceptron doesn't know the confession potion of the jack, and has an antidote of its own.He will assume that what he says is the truth.

Sure enough, without thinking for too long, the perceptron nodded silently.

"I want to study your body too, can you, Zhuge?"

"Le... extremely happy!"

Imagine what it would be like for Professor Perceptron to be covered with transparent potion, and Xiao Zhuge's fan started to spin rapidly.Oh, and he could see that fine wiring again, and the beautiful spark; especially the lower abdomen, and just imagining being able to see through the outer mech and see the intrusion's internal pipelines, he was almost overwhelmed with excitement.

For Xiao Zhuge, it doesn't matter whoever dismantles it, as long as he can establish some kind of connection with the red, sexy scientist in front of him, he will have no regrets in his life.He was so excited that he ignored an iron fact - this world is not based on technology points but on appearance!He is not long enough to catch the author's eyes, and he is doomed to fail! (Hey! If you say it so bluntly, you really won't be beaten to death by bricks!)

So when little Zhuge was excitedly preparing to run towards a bright future, he was knocked unconscious by a brick in time.

?Oh, sorry, the drift uses the hilt.

"Are you all right, Professor!"

Drifting across Xiao Zhuge's 'remains', he asked the stunned professor nervously.

"Drift, what are you—?"

"I guessed that little Zhuge had no good intentions. I knew something was wrong when I saw his weird smile. I stopped him in time."

A drop of condensation slipped from the head of the perceptron, a terrible misunderstanding.So he had to explain the drift, and they did it for research.After explaining, the professor was surprised to find that Drift kept covering his face with his hands.

"Believe me, Perceptron, he definitely didn't propose that for scientific research! Look at his wretched smile, don't you suspect something? Don't forget that he anesthetized you last time!" Drift pointed at the ground, not knowing what to do Xiao Zhuge, who had a really wretched smile, complained.

"Well, you're right. I didn't think so much. Maybe he would really steal a part from me on the spur of the moment. Although I have a spare, it's very troublesome to replace." Very good.As soon as Drift breathed a sigh of relief, he saw the perceptron squatting down and grabbing Xiao Zhuge's leg, ready to drag him back to the house.

"Wait a minute, what are you going to do?"

"Study his body, we agreed. I will finish it before he wakes up, don't worry."

No, no, the point is still wrong ah ah ah ah! !Drifting is going crazy!Are scientists all so difficult to communicate with?

"But, look, Perceptron, he agreed to you on the basis of your mutual research, right? Since you are ready to reject him, isn't it unfair to do so?"

Perceptron looked at Drift with some embarrassment, I wasn't going to reject him, if it wasn't for you——

"If you must study, then study mine, please let Xiao Zhuge go, promise me!"

Drift firmly believes that if it is not stopped in time, something irreparable will happen.Although the professor is indeed very self-control, but little Zhuge is not!What if Xiao Zhuge wakes up during the research, and then wipes his gun and goes off!Even if he really didn't wake up, Xiao Zhuge will definitely use this excuse to ask for a reverse demolition when he looks back, and the perceptron will definitely not realize that this demolition is different from ordinary scientific research and will be taken advantage of! !

The perceptron is quite exciting, and the drifting body modified by Crystal City is obviously more attractive than Xiao Zhuge's body.He was already imagining how special and beautiful the drifting circuit and hydraulic valve structure would be.Oh, he thought, he couldn't resist such a tempting offer.

"come in."

He said.

Drift felt relieved, kicked Xiao Zhuge away and walked in by himself.When the door closed behind him, the swordsman realized what he had done.

Well, this situation, it seems...it seems not right...?

"I don't have Xiao Zhuge's transparent potion at hand, so I can only use a more primitive method, which is to dismantle your outer armor to observe your wiring, is it okay?"

Drift and swallow, really, really no problem! ! ! !