[Greek Mythology] The Ugly God's Counterattack

On the way Hades went to find Hephaestus, he was gathering flames in the room, and outside the cave were Hehuaiser, Dasha and Ergua who were guarding the gate for him.

The combination of two silver retrievers the size of a tiger and a tall and strong robot quickly became a highlight of Mount Etona.

This bright spot happened to be seen by Apollo, who was passing by here on a sun patrol. He stopped the sun chariot very curiously, got off the car, and walked towards the cave.

who is in thereHe was a little puzzled, and couldn't help speeding up his steps a lot. He stopped five meters away from the Silver Hound and Hehuaiser, and said very politely: "Loyal and responsible guardians, I am Apollo, the sun god. I am so curious about who the master here is, can I have the honor to visit your master?" As soon as he finished speaking, a voice came from the room: "Let him in."

Apollo was taken aback. The voice should be Hephaestus's. The story of Aphrodite and Ares had already been rumored last night. He didn't expect that Hephaestus would have moved out of Australasia today. Lympus Mountain.

It will not be so convenient to come to Hephaestus in the future.

This is the first thought in Apollo's mind after seeing Hephaestus.

Hephaestus smiled slightly, "This is my new home, welcome to visit anytime." He said very friendly, and poured Apollo a cup of tea.

"I didn't expect you to do this to avoid Aphrodite," Apollo said, took a sip of tea, and then said: "Aphrodite has always liked beautiful men, But it’s really hard to be so attached to a certain man.”

As soon as Apollo finished speaking, Hephaestus suddenly looked disgusted, and felt disgusted when he thought of Aphrodite.He looked at Apollo in front of him, thinking about how to remind him of Eros' golden arrow.

But just when he was about to speak, there was a loud noise from outside the cave.

"You let me in!" A child's very arrogant voice.

"No, you can't go in without His Highness's permission." It was a slightly mechanical voice.

"Quickly get out of the way! I'm going to find that fellow Apollo to compare who has the most powerful arrows! I saw his chariot parked here..." The next voice was covered by the roar of the hound.

Hephaestus turned his eyes to the outside of the cave. Although he couldn't see the specific situation outside because of the angle, he could vaguely guess something, "Eros? Came to look for you?" He asked Apollo, listening to Judging from the sound, it should be the monkey of Aphrodite's family.

Apollo shrugged and said indifferently, "I just ran into him this morning when I came out of Mount Olympus, and I just said a few words when I saw his arrow. I didn't expect him to come here after him."

Don't think about Hephaestus, he also knew what Apollo said to Eros. It was nothing more than saying that his arrows were useless. It's no wonder that the brat was not angry.

"You have to be careful of his love's golden and lead arrows." Hephaestus reminded.

"There's nothing to worry about," Apollo smiled confidently.He looked at Hephaestus, who was frowning slightly because of his indifferent attitude, and after thinking of something, his smile suddenly became subtle: "That kid seems to be very nice to you because of what happened to Aphrodite last night." Resentment, if he comes in and sees two gods he hates staying together, will he be so angry that he can't even hold his bow?" He raised his voice and joked.

Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, the noise outside became louder, and the children's cursing was mixed with the barking of dogs.

So this is Aphrodite just stopped, and her brat came on again?

Hephaestus raised his eyebrows, glanced at Apollo who was smiling brightly, and then said to the idiots outside: "Fools, if you let that brat come in, imagine the consequences."

"Pfft!" Apollo laughed fiercely: "Haha, you call those two silver hounds outside the cave fools? Haha! What a special name!"

The silly two melons howled, and stared closely at Eros, who was trying to break in, with sharp eyes. As long as Eros moved forward, they would jump up and bite instantly.

Eros wondered who made the noise in the cave?He just thought it was very familiar, but he didn't think that it was Hephaestus. He was very angry at the vicious dog blocking his way.

He looked at the robot on the left who was always on guard, and then turned his gaze to the hound showing his fangs again, thinking about whether he should shoot magic arrows at the two dogs.But that doesn't seem to make much sense. After all, his bow and arrow can't cause substantial damage except to make the person who is shot hate or like it.

Did you just go back like this?So let's forget about the fact that Apollo laughed at his magic arrow as useless?

no!Eros frowned and denied it almost immediately.

He must let that arrogant guy Apollo taste the heartbroken and tearful pain of being tortured by love!

He yelled into the cave: "Apollo, hiding inside is not an act of a hero. Are you so cowardly that you don't even dare to accept my challenge?"

Hephaestus raised his eyebrows at Apollo: "Don't you think he is noisy?"

Apollo, who had stopped laughing, nodded in agreement, and after drinking the rest of the tea in the cup, he got up and walked out first.

Hephaestus also followed out with the mentality of watching a good show.

When Eros saw Apollo who came out first, he immediately took out his bow and said, "Apollo, your arrows hit every target, but mine can hit you! As long as I hit you, you Just..." Before he finished speaking, he suddenly paused when he saw Hephaestus behind Apollo, and then screamed suddenly: "Ah! I can't imagine it! Evil, ruthless, indifferent, unreasonable, selfish The loathsome, vulgar and treacherous Hephaestus is here!"

In order to express his dissatisfaction, he added all the bad words he could think of to the front of Hephaestus' name, giving the name a long prefix.

Hephaestus frowned, and the long whip on his wrist was about to move.

Doesn't this brat know that adjectives can't be used indiscriminately? It seems that he needs to fix this brat again!

Apollo covered his mouth, trying not to laugh out loud.

The appearance of Hephaestus made Eros temporarily forget about Apollo. He seemed to have opened up a chatterbox, using all the words he could think of to verbally attack Hephaestus.He cursed angrily, aggrieved by what happened to his mother Aphrodite.

Eros cursed and cursed, but Hephaestus didn't care anymore. He put his hands on his shoulders and let Eros spit flying not far away from him like a clown.

"You are so despicable and treacherous! Designing my mother to make a fool of myself in front of the gods of Mount Olympus! While my mother is enduring the heavy punishment of the Queen of Heaven, you are here to enjoy the fun like a person who has nothing to do! Your behavior is simply Heinous crime! You are not worthy to be the Vulcan of Mount Olympus! Mount Olympus has a god like you, it is a shame for the mountain of God!"

After he said the last words, Hephaestus did not say anything, but Apollo was a little unhappy: "Whether Hephaestus is worthy of being the god of fire on Mount Olympus is not for you to judge! Neither do you." Qualifications! Kid, it seems that Aphrodite didn't teach you what is polite."

It’s okay if Apollo didn’t say that, and Eros immediately turned the finger on him: “Apollo, you two are the same! Mother said that only people with the same views or gods will stay together! The sky is smiling, but in fact it is arrogance and hypocrisy!"

"Finish?" Hephaestus looked at Eros coldly. For the first time, he knew that children could be beaten up like this.

Eros snorted coldly.

Hephaestus raised his eyebrows slightly, and looked at the big fool: "Fool, I will leave this noisy brat to you, don't be too hard on him, just do it properly, don't let me down." One sentence.

Dasha and Ergua roared in response, and then rushed towards Eros who was about to shoot the love arrow at Hephaestus.

Startled, Eros quickly flapped his wings and flew into the air.

Hephaestus sneered, does this brat still want to shoot arrows at him?He doesn't deny that this brat's archery skills are good, and the love arrows he shoots can basically hit the opponent, but that's all based on the opponent's unpreparedness.To put it bluntly, it is a sneak attack.

And in the current situation, this brat is still trying to shoot a magic arrow at him, is it worthy of being a child, because of ignorance, it is meaningless?

"I didn't expect your idiot to be so powerful here." Apollo walked to Hephaestus, looked at the silver hound in the sky, and said with admiration: "You even have wings, your smelting and casting skills are getting more and more exquisite .”

I saw Eros in the mid-air being chased and fled one after another by the big fools. They didn't use all their strength, but deliberately played him.Every time he shot the divine arrows, they intercepted them with their mouths, and then directly crushed them with their teeth and spit them out.

Hephaestus and the others could clearly hear the sound of the divine arrow being crushed even from below.

Grind your teeth, Hephaestus thought.

"It's great," Apollo couldn't help admiring. The more he looked at Dasha Ergua, the more he liked it. The vigorous and heroic figure running and jumping in the sky was full of strength and beauty.He thought the two hounds were just guarding the gate for Hephaestus, but he didn't expect them to be so powerful.

His eyes almost straightened when he saw Dasha Ergua.

Hephaestus gave him a sideways glance, and said lightly, "Didn't you happen to be here on the day patrol, don't you need to continue to patrol the sun?"

"Oh! I almost forgot!" Apollo patted himself on the head, and quickly jumped onto the sun chariot. "I'm leaving first, and I'll come to you when I'm free." He waved at Hephaestus. Waved his hands, and finally took a nostalgic look at Dasha Ergua before driving away at high speed in the magic car.

After Apollo left, Hephaestus also took a look in the air, but not at the idiot, but at Eros.After this trouble, Apollo should not fall in love with Daphne with his golden arrow, Hephaestus thought.After all, if Apollo fell in love with Daphne who was hit by a lead arrow, the relationship was destined to end in tragedy.

So the root of all this is Eros, the brat.Treat Eros well, he silently conveyed this message to the big fool.

Dasha Ergua understood and played more vigorously.

This result directly led to the fact that after Hades came to the top of Mount Etona, he saw the kid Eros being severely teased by two silver hounds.The two hounds still looked down from time to time, with an expression of waiting for praise.

Hades moved his gaze down from the hound, and saw Hephaestus standing at the entrance of the stone cave, looking intently at the silver hound and Eros in midair.It seems that he hasn't found him yet, thinking this way, Hades approached the cave, "Hephaestus," he called his name.