[Greek Mythology] The Ugly God's Counterattack

The night on Mount Olympus is quiet but not deserted, the evening wind that blows gently hits the face, bringing a touch of coolness.

Hephaestus is lying on his back above the palace of Hermes. On the left are rows of empty wine bottles that have been drunk, and on the right is the drunk Hermes.

He rested his head with his hands crossed and looked at the stars in the sky, feeling a sense of relief.Getting rid of Aphrodite, even if it was only temporarily, made him feel better.As long as he thought of Aphrodite and Ares being naked and surrounded by a group of gods, he would feel good.

Who told Aphrodite to drug him...

Who made Ares unable to stand the temptation...

Who told them to mess with him.

In a way, I am also a rather nasty person...

He half-closed his eyes in thought.

His nominal mother must be punishing them severely at this time.

Aphrodite should not appear in front of him tomorrow...

It's finally time to clean up...

The corners of his mouth slowly rose, and he fell asleep after a while.

After waking up the next day, he looked sideways at the person beside him, and found that Hermes seemed to be still asleep, with a thin blush on his handsome face.

Did you drink too much last night?

"Hey, it's time to get up, Hermes." Hephaestus patted his face lightly, but was opened by the other party.

"Let me sleep for a while" Hermes closed his eyes, moved his body and continued to sleep, murmured unconsciously.

This is definitely too much to drink!

So why did this guy fight with him last night!

Hephaestus thought helplessly.

After being silent for half a second, he squatted halfway, and was about to hug the God of Peeping, who was sleeping so sweetly and didn't know the situation, back to the room, when the other party suddenly stretched out his arms, wrapped his arms around his neck and pulled him down.

Hermes' movement was too sudden, and Hephaestus' body fell forward at once.He was startled, and when he realized it, he supported the roof tiles with both hands a second before his body was about to hit Hermes.

Almost hit it.

so close!Hephaestus breathed a sigh of relief, stood up and looked at Hermes who was still sleeping with his eyes closed, and now he seriously suspected that this guy was pretending to be asleep.

Probably pretending to be asleep...

He stroked his chin and stared at Hermes seriously, not letting go of any slight movements on his face.

Sure enough, after a while, Hermes' eyeballs seemed to tremble slightly.

Good job!

It's really pretending to sleep.

Hephaestus raised his eyebrows, and when he suddenly thought of something, the corners of his mouth raised happily, he stretched out his hand and slowly approached Hermes, and finally pinched his nose.

Tell you to pretend to be asleep!

Seeing Hermes with blood on his face gradually rising, Hephaestus thought with some evil taste.

Finally, Hermes couldn't take it anymore. He opened his eyes and opened Hephaestus' hand at the same time. After taking a few deep breaths, he stood up and stared at Hephaestus fiercely.

Hephaestus chuckled lightly, and joked, "I saw that you hadn't woken up, so I had no choice but to use this method. Now it seems that this method is quite useful."

Hermes snorted coldly, but did not speak.

Hephaestus patted him on the shoulder: "I'm going back." After speaking, he turned and jumped off the roof, preparing to return to his palace.

"What if they are still there when you go back now?" He shouted to Hephaestus' back.

"Don't worry." Hephaestus waved his hand and didn't look back: "After one night, the big net disappeared automatically. The God of War and the God of Beauty should be accepting the punishment of the queen somewhere at this moment."

In fact, as he had guessed, Aphrodite and Ares were receiving the Queen's punishment in different places at the moment.

Hephaestus returned to his palace, looking at the layout styles he had personally installed in front of him, he was quite reluctant to think about dismantling and rebuilding.Reluctantly, he is a little bit obsessed with cleanliness, sleeping in the room where Aphrodite and Ares had sex, this is absolutely unbearable for him.

But when he really picked up the magic ax and was about to destroy the palace in front of him to rebuild another palace, he suddenly didn't want to do it anymore.

Let's keep it, he thought.

I don't have to stay in Mount Olympus.

Mount Etona is pretty good, more comfortable and convenient than here.

Having made up his mind, Hephaestus immediately set off for Mount Etona.

When he arrived at Mount Etona, he refurbished and decorated the cave where he had stayed.Looking at the already decent room with satisfaction, the corners of his mouth raised happily.

No matter from which point of view, it is undoubtedly the best choice for him to live here. He doesn't have to meet the chattering Aphrodite who makes him feel irritated, let alone face the God King Zeus who is in heat from time to time.

However, Mount Etona is not as safe as Mount Olympus. Occasionally there will be passing hunters and beasts waiting here to rest.In order not to turn his new home into a communal resting place, he felt he also had to have someone who could help with the house in his absence.

Not at all aware that it is wrong to occupy the public resting place, Hephaestus very domineeringly placed a flame platform on both sides outside the cave to declare his ownership.This flame is a part derived from his godhead, as long as he does not die, the flame will never be extinguished.

Looking very satisfied at the flames that symbolized his identity outside the cave, Hephaestus absolutely did not admit that his behavior was very rascal.

Now I need a helper to help the house...

As he thought, he walked into his own room again, sat on a chair and began to make robot statues.

Soon, a robot that was as tall as him and made of gold was born under his hands.

"His Royal Highness, I am your most loyal servant." The robot knelt in front of him with one leg, resting his right hand on his left chest: "Please give me a name."

Hephaestus was very happy, and swallowed without thinking: "007"

The robot Han headed: "007, thank you for the name, Your Highness."

No matter how the old-fashioned and cold mechanical voice said such words, it felt awkward.

"Forget it, let's call it Hehuaiser." Hephaestus waved his hand to signal the robot to get up, and when he got up, he conveyed his meaning to him: "Hehuaiser, your name from now on. Remember this It is your home, and your duty is to not let other people or animals enter without my permission, of course, gods are no exception."

The robot—it should be called Hehuaiser now, he bowed to Hephaestus, and said respectfully: "Hehuaiser will do his best to serve you."

"Very good," Hephaestus looked at him, "You go and guard the door now."

"Yes." After saluting, He Huaize turned and walked out, with a slight almost negligible sound of metal friction as he walked.

Hephaestus looked at his back, and he was quite satisfied with the feeling of having a younger brother.

This seems to be his unique skill as the god of smelting, he can make the things he created speak, even think.

So he can actually make Transformers or something.

Thinking of this, he made two more silver hounds.

In order to make the hound look more mighty, he specially made it the size of a tiger.

same

These two hounds have the same thoughts as the robots, the difference is...these two hounds seem to be more rebellious in character!After he made them, the two hounds just lay there and went to sleep ignoring him.

"Hey, get up," said Hephaestus impatiently, kicking one of the hounds.

The kicked hound looked up at him reluctantly, then lowered its head and continued to sleep within two seconds.

Who is the master!

Hephaestus frowned, trying to resist the urge to whip the two dogs, trying to make himself look more kind and gentle.He lowered his voice, and said it again in another way: "Mighty and majestic silver hounds, now is the time for you to show your great abilities..." After a pause, he looked at the hound's slightly flailing ears, and continued: "Go, I need you to guard this new home for me, and I believe you can guard it."

This time the hounds lying on the ground finally got up. They glanced at the smiling Hephaestus, raised their heads proudly, swaggered their tails and walked out. The feeling of domineering.When they were about to walk out the door, they deliberately turned their heads and glanced at Hephaestus with disdainful eyes. After seeing the smile on his face froze, they went out in satisfaction.

The corners of Hephaestus' mouth twitched slightly, and he felt an urge to dismantle their parts, but fortunately he held back in the end.After all, a thinking hound is indeed different from ordinary dogs. He comforted himself and walked outside.

He looks to the left first.Very good, the robot He Huaize is very conscientious and responsible, with his back straight.He looked to the right again, his face suddenly darkened.

I saw the two silver hounds squatting together, their bodies clinging to each other, one of the hounds was looking ahead, and the other was licking its mouth lovingly.

A chill came over him, and Hephaestus carefully recalled that when he made them, he clearly set them as males!What do they do to those females!

Hephaestus felt that he had to correct the three views of the two dogs.He put his hand to his mouth and coughed, and after drawing their attention back, he said, "You cannot fall in love with the same gender."

He spoke very seriously, but he didn't expect the two hounds to look at him like a fool.

I wipe!Is this the attitude one should have towards the master!

Hephaestus sneered, pointed at the hound that was licking vigorously just now and said: "You will be called Dasha from now on!" Then he pointed at another hound: "You, Ergua!"

Ignoring the protesting gazes of the two hounds, Hephaestus raised his eyebrows, and said in a tone that could not be refused: "From now on, the fool will call you two, understand." There was a chill in his eyes, and if the disobedient pet was destroyed, he would good.

Sensing the message he conveyed keenly, the two hounds changed their previous arrogance, howled in appointment, and were forced to accept this wicked name.

Barely taming the two hounds, Hephaestus turned sideways to the robot and said, "I will leave these two dogs to you to train from now on." After the other party nodded, he entered the cave again.

At the same moment, the underworld.

Hypnos was reporting the situation on Mount Olympus to Hades, and when he said that Aphrodite had drugged Hephaestus, Hades flicked through the document.

"Go on," he looked at Hypnos, who had stopped at his pause.

Hypnos nodded, and told what happened next. As the god of sleep, he can freely enter the dreams of the gods of Mount Olympus to steal their memories.

"Is he still on Mount Olympus?" Hades asked casually, naturally referring to Hephaestus.

Hypnos replied, "That's not clear."

"What happened to Thanatos?" Hades asked again.

"Tracking Helios with all my might."

Hearing what he said, Hades was silent for half a second, then buried his eyes on the document in his hand, and began to deal with the affairs of the underworld.

After a while, after Hypnos thought he would not speak again, he stood up suddenly and said, "You deal with the rest, I'll go out and have a look." Then he walked out of the hall.

"Yeah?" Hypnos didn't react for a while: "Your Highness, Thanatos has gone to track Helios, and I believe he will be caught soon. You don't have to go there yourself."

Hades paused, turned around and said, "Who said I was going to track down Helios." He was looking for Hephaestus.