The internet is a piece of crap

"Artist?" Mama An looked at Wu Fan in surprise, and looked up and down.

"It's really like a star." Papa Ann nodded and said.

"No, no, no." Wu Fan smiled a little embarrassedly: "My stage name is Kris, and I'm the captain of a new group."

"The captain of the group?" Mother An understood: "It really looks like a captain. How long has it been since you debuted?"

"This year, uh, today, oh, it debuted in April last year." Wu Fan's mouth trembled and he almost didn't realize that today is January 2013, 1.

"I remember that you work in Korea, right? You made your debut in Korea?" Although Mama An didn't understand entertainment, she didn't eliminate women's gossip nature.

"Oh, our group, our exo group, is divided into two teams. At the same time, we debut in China and South Korea at the same time, and then we, yes, we are exo-m, yes, our exo-m is to focus on Chinese songs in mainland China, Yes." Wu Fan subconsciously left the official, causing An Qing who was next to him to roll her eyes.

Mother An was taken aback when she heard it, but Father An seemed to have discovered the truth of the matter: "Ai cough admiration? Why is this name so familiar...

"The group I suddenly chased after a few months ago..." An Qing couldn't help covering her face.

"What I said, why is it so familiar?" Mama An said suddenly, it seems that An Qing's face blindness is hereditary.

"No wonder," Papa An understood, "I wonder why you didn't hang yourself after crying, making trouble, and hanging yourself up. After all this, it's the captain you like!"

"..." An Qing was deeply shocked: "How could I cry, make trouble and hang myself?! Dad, have you watched too many Korean dramas or The Legend of Zhen Huan?"

"Just kidding! Only your own mother will watch that shitty Korean drama, and your father and I have recently watched Beijing Youth!" Papa An said disdainfully.

"I haven't watched Korean dramas for a long time, okay?" Mama An was dissatisfied.

Papa An seemed unknown, and changed the subject as if nothing had happened: "Since you are a star, it seems that you should be able to afford you, a little pig."

"How am I like a pig!" An Qing was dissatisfied.

"It's so edible, you can eat and sleep, you are not a pig, who are you?" Papa An said contemptuously.

"Who said that? I still play on the computer!" An Qing groaned and said, "Besides, besides eating, she sleeps. It doesn't have to be a pig, it could be a dragon!" She glanced at the people around her.

Wu Fan shrinks back and forth in embarrassment, he doesn't know anything.

I have to say that the leader's aura is not deceiving, and what Papa An is most satisfied with is that this young man can live in the town, but there are some things that need to be asked first: "You artists can fall in love? "

"This is not allowed." Wu Fan wondered why the father and daughter both asked the same question? "But it's okay to get married in secret. The company has no problem, so don't worry."

"Married?" An's father and An's mother looked at each other in surprise: "Then when do you plan to get married?"

"If uncle and aunt agree..." Wu Fan raised his head and said seriously: "The wedding may be delayed for a few years, but the marriage certificate can be collected today."

This answer was a bit beyond Papa An's expectations: "Can it be done today? In such a hurry?"

Wu Fan smiled embarrassingly: "After all, Qingqing has to wait for me for a few years. I don't feel at ease if I don't make a decision first."

Sometimes, the development of things is beyond everyone's expectations, until 10 minutes later An Qing still didn't understand why her parents agreed so quickly.

"Could it be that your cosmetics and medicinal wine really sent them away?" An Qing lay on the bed and looked at Wu Fan in disbelief.

"It's also possible." Wu Fan rested his chin and said thoughtfully: "Actually, I think the call between my parents and your parents should account for a very important proportion."

"By the way, what did they talk about that time?" An Qing struggled and said, "I asked them and they didn't tell me."

"My parents won't tell me either." Wu Fan said helplessly.

"And I doubt they were in touch after that!" An Qing nodded affirmatively as she spoke, "There is definitely a connection!"

"Forget it, let's not talk about it, as long as the ending is good anyway!" Wu Fan rubbed An Qing's head, and then said with a smile: "By the way, uncle is really funny, not at all like the kind I imagined." Father."

An Qing snorted and said: "You should be glad that you met my dad, who is usually like an old child and has almost no generation gap with young people. If you meet other Northeast dads, you, a netizen, suddenly come to the door like this, even if It won't give you any good looks if you don't get blasted out by the broom!"

Of course, An Qing also overlooked an important factor. If there is no good-looking face, An's father and An's mother would definitely not even bother to look at it... Especially for An Qing's sake, Wu Fan specially combed his hair with smooth hair, covering his sharp eyebrows , only the eyes that smile into crescent moons remain.It only takes one second for the iceberg to warm up man!As the saying goes, You Yan travels all over the world, and that's probably the case.

"Qingqing, are you ready?" An's mother shouted outside the door.

"Okay, okay!" An Qing hurriedly helped Wu Fan put on a scarf and a hat while putting on her coat.

"I'll go, you're too tall." An Qing helplessly pushed Wu Fan out of bed, and then stood on the bed to help him dress.

"This, I can't do anything about this." Wu Fan smiled shamelessly.

"...Mom! Find my [-]cm cotton shoes!" An Qing shouted decisively.

When the whole family was about to go downstairs, Father An said to An Qing with a smile: "Son, don't worry, Dad will buy you [-]cm shoes tomorrow!"

"Have you brought all the certificates?" Mother An asked while looking down on Father An, "Do you have the household registration book? Have you brought all the required certificates for foreign nationality?"

"I've brought everything I need." Realizing that Mama An was talking to him, Wu Fan quickly responded.Then she turned her head and said to An Qing: "Before I came, my mother told me everything I needed to bring."

"Have you made the plan?" An Qing said dissatisfiedly, "What if I don't marry you?"

"Impossible." Wu Fan said triumphantly, "You are Ace's mother!"

An Qing despised it, suddenly remembered something, and hurried to find the phone.

"Hello? An'an, what's the matter?"

"Xiaoyu, I have a boyfriend."

"Ah? What?" The other party was completely at a loss.An Qing quickly hung up the phone with sharp eyesight, and then quickly turned off the phone.

"What are you doing?" Wu Fan was puzzled by An Qing's series of actions.

"My best friend, she will tell her when she wants me to get married." An Qing said helplessly.

"Then why did you hang up?" Wu Fan was even more surprised.

"Because she said that if you get married too suddenly, you should call her first and tell her that I have a boyfriend, and then tell her after 10 minutes that I'm getting married." An Qing said seriously.

On the other side, Chen Yan looked at the hung up phone inexplicably, and then hurriedly called back, only to find that the phone had been turned off.

"What's the matter? Is there a virus in her phone?" Chen Yan shook his head, a thought flashed through his mind, but he couldn't figure out what it was.

The Civil Affairs Bureau is not far away, less than 10 minutes by car.

An Qing took Wu Fan's cell phone to check the time, and dragged her mother to the toilet.

Chen Yan, who was in a daze, saw An Qing calling again, and quickly answered, "Hello? What are you doing? Why do you have a boyfriend? Who is it?"

"Xiaoyu, we discussed it before... New Year's Day, I'm 20 years old, can I get a certificate, right?" An Qing said cautiously.

"What? You want me and you to get the certificate?" Chen Yan's tone was full of contempt.

"...Xiaoyu, you have to hold on." An Qing sighed and said, "I am indeed going to get a certificate, but it's not with you. Yes, you heard me right, repeat, I'm getting married."

Chen Yan only felt his brain explode: "What the hell?! You were single when I had lunch with me, and now you tell me you are getting married? How could it be so sudden? Today is April Fool's Day? No! Ah, isn't today New Year's Day?"

"I have notified you 10 minutes in advance." An Qing said innocently.

"...Are you talking about that inexplicable phone call?!" Chen Yan was furious: "An P Qing, I want to do justice for the sky!"

"I'm doing justice for the sky! I guess I'm about to be jealous of the beauty!" An Qing said to Chen Yan excitedly while dragging her mother desperately with one hand: "I feel like I'm dreaming now! God will be jealous Mine would really be jealous of me!"

"I feel like I am also dreaming." Chen Yan said weakly: "So the truth is that we are actually dreaming?"

An Qing froze for a moment, and then shook Mama An desperately: "Mom, am I dreaming, am I dreaming, am I dreaming?!"

Mother An comforted her face helplessly: "You are not dreaming, you are not dreaming, you are not dreaming."

An Qing pouted: "No, mom, I don't believe you anymore!"

There is a reason for An Qing to say this. She once had a dream about a handsome celebrity, and then she dragged her mother in the dream and desperately asked if she was dreaming. The mother in the dream answered that you were not dreaming.In the end, after waking up from the dream, the first thing An Qing did was to cry to Mother An... You lied to me!

"... Well, you are dreaming." Mother An said with a serious face.

An Qing was silent for a long while, pulling on Mama An's clothes and howling: "I'm just dreaming, I'm just dreaming! I don't want to wake up, I don't want to wake up, I don't want to wake up!"

"An'an, what's the matter with you? Just get married if you get married." The current situation is that Chen Yan is calm.Isn't it just marriage? Her previous friend suddenly told her that she was going to get married out of nowhere. She has already experienced it once and her tolerance has been greatly enhanced.

An Qing suddenly lowered her voice, and said mysteriously, "Is there anyone by your side now?"

"I'm at home, just my parents." Chen Yan couldn't help being curious when she heard An Qing's appearance.

"No, I have to tell you, otherwise I'll go crazy, I'll suffocate, I'll just smoke it!" An Qing said with tears streaming down her face.

Seeing that An Qing had finally let her go, and seeing that her daughter was seriously unable to hold back, Mother An couldn't help but shook her head and sighed and stepped into a pit.

"You, you say, you say." Chen Yan was almost speechless.

"The thing is like this, more than a month ago, Kaizi proposed to me." An Qing followed her train of thought, and then said.

"Oh, him." Chen Yan suddenly realized: "I just said that this kid has bad intentions for you. Then what? He's here?"

"Yes, he's here..." An Qing quickly changed the subject as soon as she spoke, "No, I haven't arrived here yet, let me start from the beginning."

"Oh, tell me." Chen Yan said that she was very calm.

"Didn't I mention someone to the bar when I went to the milk tea shop today?" An Qing tried to recall Chen Yan's memory.

"Oh, you're talking about the man I saw several times in the barbecue restaurant?" Chen Yan understood: "What? Is he Kaizi?"

"Listen to me." An Qing was helpless, why can't she be so truthful? ! "That person is the leader!! The leader!!"

"What leader?" Chen Yan didn't realize it all at once.

"Of course it's the leader of Kris! It's impossible for the leader of the East!" An Qing was speechless.

"Ah..." Chen Yan was stunned for a moment: "Why did he appear here?!"

"I was also at a loss at the time!" An Qing cried, "But I'm sorry to bother him, I asked for an autograph and took a photo, but you called me away. I thought it was just a chance encounter, but I didn't expect it!"

"Didn't expect him to be Kaizi?" Chen Yan received it casually.

"!! How do you know?" An Qing was terrified.

"...What?!" Chen Yan was completely confused.

"It's unbelievable, right? You think it's unrealistic, don't you? But it's true!" An Qing almost cried: "Kaizi called and said he was near my house, so I asked him to come to my house directly. In the end, no Think!! Canadian Chinese! Korean company! Mainly in the mainland! I’m about to vomit blood!”

It took Chen Yan a long time to realize what An Qing had said to her. After a long while, she murmured: "Character... what kind of character is this? Why can't I meet our Aaron?! No, You are definitely dreaming! I am dreaming too! We are dreaming!"

"That's right, and I'm going to sleepwalk to get the certificate." An Qing turned her head and saw Mother An looking at her with contempt, and quickly said to Chen Yan: "Hang up first, I'm in the WC of the Civil Affairs Bureau, I'm sorry to make him wait Too long, in vain~!"

"Ah hello!" Chen Yan looked at his phone that was hung up again, stayed for a while, and then climbed into the bed silently: "Sleep, sleep, wake up, it's all good, this is all a dream..."

An Qing hung up the phone and stood up happily: "Let's go, mom, sleepwalking!" As she said, she hummed the double-moon night and walked out.

This is not a dream, stop asking, empty your head...

It took several hours to complete the formalities.An Qing almost gritted her teeth, who said that getting married is just a matter of getting a certificate?All kinds of forms to fill in, all kinds of waiting to have!Fortunately, there are usually no idlers in this place, and no one else comes to apply for marriage except them, so a lot of trouble is avoided.

Until the red book was placed in front of An Qing, An Qing still had the feeling of living in a dream.

"You're getting married now?" An Qing looked around in a daze, then looked down at the wedding photo above, indignantly: "Why do you, a big man, look better than me?!"

"Hey, I can't decide this..." Wu Fan said he was innocent.

"Okay, that's fine, I'm not afraid that you will abandon me because of my looks." An Qing nodded: "Anyway, when you want to see beautiful women, just look in the mirror!"

Wu Fan showed disapproval: "When it comes to beauties, why should I look in the mirror? Isn't it better to look at Hanhan?"

Master Lu was shot while lying down?An Qing reacted for a while before realizing who Han Han was talking about, and then she was shocked. It turned out that the leader and the members have such a weird relationship in private. An Qing was sad and angry: "What should I do! My love rivals are not only women! There are men!"

"..." Wu Fan said he didn't hear anything.

"In comparison, even I think my man is more suitable for his gay friend! Do I have to quit automatically..." An Qing crouched and drew circles.

Wu Fan raised his eyebrows, this thought was a bad idea, but before he could dissuade him a little bit, the woman in front of him changed the topic instantly as if she hadn't said anything.

An Qing suddenly excitedly grabbed Mama An who was whispering with Papa An: "Mom, Mom!"

"What's wrong?" Mother An looked at her restless daughter calmly.

"I remember! It's written in the school's academic regulations that credits will be added to the national certificate!" An Qing excitedly raised the red book in her hand: "This is definitely a national certificate!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

This is the silence of three people at the same time.

Mother An said earnestly: "Son, you think too much..."