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"By the way." Just as Wu Fan was about to get up, he suddenly pulled the backpack over, then took out two things from it and handed them over respectfully: "Uncle and aunt, also, uh, I don't know what you like, this, these two things A... uh... just..."

"Haha, I thought Qingqing was the only one who had gifts, but I didn't expect me to be able to get along with them too." Father An's personality has always been cheerful, enthusiastic and familiar. Seeing Wu Fan stuttering, he knew that the young man was nervous, so he smiled. After taking the gift and putting it aside, he patted Wu Fan's shoulder twice with his big hand: "Don't worry about us, go find Qingqing."

Wu Fan smiled awkwardly, bowed all the way and said "sorry" and left the living room.

"This young man is so handsome." Papa An sat down on the sofa, then picked up the gift that was obviously for him on the coffee table, and looked at it fondly.

"I didn't expect us, Qingqing, to be able to hook up with someone so handsome." Mother An sighed, "That skin, that small face, ouch, so pretty."

"Qingqing has good eyesight, she's half as handsome as me." Papa An said in shock.

An's mother gave An's father a blank look, then picked up the gift that belonged to her, looked at it and said, "This brand of cosmetics is not cheap, and I actually gave away a whole set, and it doesn't look like the ordinary wage earners that An Qing said. .”

"After all, I'm working alone in a foreign country, so how can I do it without any economic strength." Papa An pointed to the gift in his hand and said, "Look at the packaging, it looks like high-end medicinal wine."

"It seems that he should be able to support Qingqing." Mother An nodded thoughtfully: "I think he treats Qingqing very well and is so polite."

"How many times did you bow when we first met? My back hurts from looking at it. After all, he is so tall." Papa An agreed very much.

"Speaking of height..." Mama An sighed and said, "Everything is good, but this one is too tall... Will kissing be inconvenient?"

"What are you afraid of?" Papa An waved his hand: "Doesn't Qingqing like to wear high heels? Buying [-]cm is almost enough, so she won't be too short!"

"The fifteen-centimeter dress is too eye-catching..." Mother An thought seriously, "How about twelve centimeters? Well, I'll go to the mall tomorrow to see..."

Wu Fan didn't know how many points he could score with his performance, and now he was worried about it.

After leaving the living room, Wu Fan subconsciously rubbed his shoulders, and sighed in his heart, he deserves to be a man from the Northeast, so he is so bold...

Looking at the closed door in front of him, Wu Fan took a deep breath, calmed down the turbulent mood at this moment, then raised his hand and knocked on the door.

After knocking for a long time but no one inside agreed, Wu Fan tentatively shook the doorknob, twisted it lightly, and the door opened.

The first thing Wu Fan saw was the bed directly opposite, An Qing was sitting blankly with the quilt in her arms and leaning on the pillow with a blank face.

"Qingqing." Wu Fan coughed twice, tentatively arousing the attention of the person in front of him.

An Qing glanced at Wu Fan, then patted the seat beside her: "Come here, sit down."

Wu Fan's heart tightened, he closed the door smoothly, then walked over, sat on the edge of the bed, smiled flatteringly and said, "Don't be so serious, just smile?"

An Qing didn't speak, but looked Wu Fan up and down carefully, until she got hairy with Wu Fan's look, and then said leisurely: "Kaizi? Kevin? Kris? Wu Fan? Wu Yifan? Excuse me, Mr. , what should I call you?"

Wu Fan's smile instantly became awkward: "Ahem, well, can you...call me Fanfan?"

An Qing nodded, "Okay, then Mr. Fanfan, hello."

Wu Fan sweated wildly: "Qingqing, is it okay to return to normal?"

An Qing's face was still serious, but there was a sneer in her eyes: "Yes, I've always been abnormal, I'm stupid! Or, you think I'm stupid!"

Wu Fan scratched his head, and his grinning mouth became awkward: "Qingqing is not stupid, I am, hehe, I am stupid."

"Why are you stupid?" An Qing raised her eyes: "How smart you are, you can play around with me, a fool!"

"I didn't..." Wu Fan wanted to defend himself, but was interrupted by An Qing.

"I'm just stupid. I only remember that you are Kaizi, but I don't remember your name is Kevin. I only remember your partner 'Xinxin' who has been with you for four years, but I don't remember that his name is Zhang Yixing. I only remember that every year your birthday is Live with me, I subconsciously forget that your real birthday is November [-]th! How forgetful I am! How stupid I am! There are so many similarities, but I turn a blind eye to them, obviously you never I didn't cover it up on purpose, but I didn't take it to heart! Why can't I recognize what the same person said, sang, and wrote?" An Qing said, her emotions became more and more excited, and her voice became louder. Getting bigger and bigger, An Qing wiped away tears unconsciously, and turned her head away from looking at the person in front of her.

Wu Fan also doesn't know where to put his hands and feet, because when he was young, he was always running around, and he didn't have the conditions to fall in love at all. When he had the conditions, he had already joined the company and had no time to fall in love. As a result, he had no experience in coaxing girls at all. , do you want to coax her as Huang Zitao?Wu Fan had a headache, Huang Zitao would be fine if he cried, hugged and comforted, and then bought a bag of potato chips, but the one in front of him... what to do?

As soon as Wu Fan gritted his teeth, he became his future wife, so why worry about it?Thinking this way, he stretched out his big hand and hugged it. Seeing that the person in his arms did not resist, Wu Fan calmed down and comforted him: "It's not that you're stupid, it's that I'm not good. It's all my fault. I didn't tell you sooner." I was wrong..."

An Qing had to say that she was a little dazed at the moment she was hugged, and she didn't react at all. After Wu Fan's words came out, she became clear for an instant, and then, as if roaring furiously, she ruthlessly pinched someone on the chest. One click: "Yes! It's all your fault!"

Wu Fan shrank subconsciously from the pain, and An Qing broke free at this time, and the pillow, quilt, clothes and dolls fumbled: "Hiding me! Lied to me! Are you smiling when you look at me from behind and say you like you?" Happy?!! Fool me! Tease me! Do you think I have a good temper? Ah?!"

Wu Fan blocked all kinds of objects flying towards him, while smiling wryly in his heart, I never thought you had a good temper...

The more An Qing talked, the more angry she was, she lost everything in her hands, and she was reluctant to throw away some hardware things for fear of hurting Wu Fan. She gritted her teeth and looked around, and finally rushed forward, pressed Wu Fan on the bed, and raised her hand to beat him. .

Wu Fan hugged his head and yelled, he didn't dare to resist for fear of hurting An Qing, anyway, this little fist didn't hurt, so she just punched it twice to vent her anger, and passed it with patience... Although I thought so, but Wu Fan still didn't give up the chance to pretend to be pitiful: "Qingqingqingqing... Oops... I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong..."

An Qing was afraid that her heart would hurt if she tried too hard, so she didn't try hard at all. Seeing Wu Fan humming shamelessly, An Qing was so angry: "What are you pretending? Did I use my strength? Are you pretending to be with me now? When I think of you... I'm so aggrieved! I'm ashamed! Thanks to me, I kept telling you that I love the leader the most, you! You! You're so mad at me! You're so embarrassing!!"

Hearing An Qing's awkward voice, Wu Fan couldn't help laughing.

An Qing frowned instantly: "Laugh at your sister, laugh! Is it funny? Is it funny? I'll make you laugh!" As she spoke, she pressed her hands on Wu Fan's waist and started... tickling!

Although not as ticklish as Zhang Yixing, Wu Fan still couldn't stand the pair of small hands scratching his body, and he shrank into a ball within a few seconds: "Qingqingqingqing! Spare me! I was wrong, I was so wrong Please forgive me!"

After a long time, An Qing finally got tired and let Wu Fan go.

An Qing sat on the bed with a puffy face and gasped for breath. When she turned her head and saw a beautiful boy in messy clothes lying on the messy bed, her heart still bumped unconsciously.

Wu Fan, who was lying on the bed unwilling to move, wiped the sweat from his forehead with one hand, and shook his bangs. Just as he was about to look for An Qing's figure, he saw a face pressed down.

no?Again?How much energy does she have?Before Wu Fan could wait for a wry smile, he realized that the development of the matter was completely different from what he had imagined.

An Qing, who has always had strong self-control, never changes her face no matter how big the occasion is, looking at this handsome and delicious young man, especially when she thinks that this beautiful young man proposed to her just now, An Qing couldn't control herself, and took refuge again. Pressing it over, he nibbled on his lips firmly.

That's right, chewing.An Qingxiao has been thinking about these lips for a long time. You must know that the first thing Wu Fan saw her in seconds was the lips that were extremely seductive to her!

To be honest, neither of them has ever kissed, but have they never eaten pork or seen a pig run?But An Qing didn't follow the normal way of thinking, she almost licked and bit Wu Fan's mouth like candy, but refused to kiss normally.So Wu Fan suddenly realized that this little girl was after him!It's not for kissing at all!

So should he be a tragedy or a tragedy or a tragedy?

Facts proved that he still had a fourth option to choose. Wu Fan turned over and pushed over him, and finally turned passive into active, wanting to have a normal kiss.

However, An Qing narrowed her eyes, reached out with her right hand, and pinched Wu Fan's waist fiercely.

"Ouch!" Wu Fan retreated, it was too violent, right?

"Who allowed you to kiss me?" An Qing didn't forget to lick her lips after speaking, um, it tastes good.

Wu Fan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You were the one who spoke first..."

"I'm eating, dissatisfied?" An Qing said roguely.

"Okay, okay, you won." Wu Fan nodded repeatedly and sighed.Immediately, he leaned over happily: "Aren't you angry?"

An Qing angrily pushed away the approaching head with one hand: "I want to be angry, but I really can't get angry with your face!"

Wu Fan shook his head twice in embarrassment, and leaned over again: "Then go get the certificate?"

"Certify your sister!" An Qing turned around and wanted to push the head next to her away again, but at a glance, she met those big shining eyes and... small mouth full of temptation, An Qing swallowed subconsciously, The hand on Wu Fan's shoulder pressed someone's head without saying a word, and gnawed on it.

Wu Fan was stunned again, just as he was about to respond, An Qing left contentedly: "Excellent!"

Wu Fan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I'm not candy!"

"Who made you always get so close." An Qing squinted and said contemptuously, "We are talking about serious things in a very serious way, but you always tempt me and let me do not serious things!"

Wu Fan was completely defeated: "Okay, okay, let's talk about serious things..." He also muttered helplessly: "It's actually a little pervert..."

"Others want me to flirt, and I won't do it!" An Qing gave Wu Fan a white look: "This is you!"

Wu Fan was overjoyed, knowing that this little girl was actually arrogant: "Then you have ruined my innocence, in order to compensate me, go get the certificate?"

An Qing asked without answering, "Where is my birthday present?"

Wu Fan actively raised his hand: "I! I! It's me!"

An Qing narrowed her eyes, looked at Wu Fan for a long time, and finally felt helpless: "Come on, let's have a good talk, young man, your thoughts are bad..."

"I was purely infected by my wife." Wu Fan replied solemnly.

An Qing rolled her eyes: "I'm serious, you artists still let you fall in love? And you are still an artist who just debuted?"

"Don't let it go." Wu Fan said as a matter of course: "That's why I said I want to get married!"

An Qing was dumbfounded and blinked twice: "What?"

Wu Fan nodded and smiled helplessly: "Yes, that's what you think."

An Qing's thoughts were filled with thoughts for a moment, and finally she let out a long sigh: "I want a home."

"I'll give you a home." Wu Fan solemnly promised.

"How long will it take?" An Qing raised her eyes and asked, "You have just debuted, you are still young, and you can do a lot of things. I don't want to limit your life just because of me."

"Trust me." Wu Fan said seriously: "Wait for me for ten years, and I will accompany you to the end of time."

An Qing smiled: "Okay, anyway, I just want a home." Speaking of this, An Qing suddenly felt something was wrong: "Wait a minute, private life...isn't it good?"

"My mother said, if you can't marry you, don't go back to see her." Wu Fan said with a wry smile.

"But my parents..." An Qing looked at Wu Fan hesitantly, seeing the same worry in his eyes.

"I'll go, I have to face it sooner or later anyway." Wu Fan said and was about to get up.

"Hey wait a minute!" An Qing held Wu Fan, looked him in the eyes and said, "Let's go together."

Well, then forever, together.