Self-cultivation of male support

Shi Yan and Liu Quan squatted under the tree to eat hot pot on a hot day, their faces were ruddy and sweat was dripping from their heads, and the yard was full of the strong smell of butter base.

Wang An hurried in, picked up the chopsticks on one side and quickly scooped up half a bowl of vegetables in the bowl, Xilihulu ate half full, grabbed Liu Quan's wine glass and took a sip, letting out a long sigh of relief.

Then he sat on the chair sprawled all over, touching his chin and gossiping with the two of them.

"When I sent my daughter-in-law to the weaving bureau yesterday, I listened to the gossip in the city, and the people in the capital spread the word that King Dingbei sent a stunning beauty to Jinshang!

Tsk tsk, she looks so fat and weak like a willow, she is full of charm, she can seduce people's soul with a frown and a smile, especially when she is dancing, the eyeballs of the courtiers can't get off the beauty!

It is said that even the servants who went to the roots, several of them were hooked by the beauties, their legs were weak, they lost their composure on the spot, and were punished by His Majesty.Tsk tsk, this is really, I didn't expect the servant to be fooled by a beauty!

Our Majesty is really blessed!This kind of beauty, don't want it for nothing! "

The mentality of taking advantage that Wang An has always believed in is: Don’t want it for nothing, who doesn’t want it for nothing?

Shi Yan was not surprised at all, and only picked a very practical entry point: "The servant is also a human being and has needs. What's the matter with the spring heart? It seems that the servant should have no waves in the ancient well?

You have never been a servant, how do you know that he can't be happy?Listening to your tone, it seems strange? "

Wang An was dissatisfied and said: "Boss, you have never been a servant before. How do you know that the servants have such needs? You still refute me plausibly. If you don't practice, you don't have the right to speak. Isn't that what you said? You alone A man who has already given birth to a son, why should he refute me from the position of a servant?"

Shi Yan rolled his eyes directly: "As long as a person has desires and desires, isn't this common sense? Such a simple truth should be chewed up and fed to you?"

Seeing that the two of them were about to quarrel over something serious like children again, he slapped the table and threw the wine glass Wang An drank on Wang An in disdain: "Can you make the point! Your Majesty has got a stunning beauty! Then what?

Half-talking, deliberately inspiring people's appetites, it's like your stuff suddenly stopped working halfway through, it's so disappointing! "

Wang An curled his lips, cursed and said, "I haven't had time to say it yet? The boss insisted

Interrupt me, Liu Quan, you are bullying the weak and afraid of the strong, it is obviously the boss's fault, but you only dare to target me!Villainous behavior! "

Liu Quan was too lazy to talk to Wang An, and simply moved all the dishes in front of Wang An to him and Shi Yan.

Wang An could only resentfully said: "Well, let me tell you, I heard that when King Dingbei went to the fief in the early years, he had a bad quarrel with His Majesty, and he has stayed in the fief all these years without contacting His Majesty.

Now, as His Majesty's uncle, King Dingbei personally wrote a family letter that moved people's hearts and made people tear up, and let people read it out at the court. In order to show King Dingbei's sincerity, he spent several years searching for a stunning beauty for His Majesty. .

Of course, it is said that there are countless gold and silver treasures, cattle, sheep and horses, and special products from the north. These are not important, let's talk about the beauty.

Then all the ministers felt that King Dingbei was very sincere and really wanted to reconcile the old relationship with His Majesty, so they persuaded His Majesty to accept the beauty. "

Liu Quan was so anxious that he hurriedly asked: "And then? Has Your Majesty collected it? How much gold and silver treasures are there? Beauty is important, and gold and silver are equally important. Why would anyone think that gold and silver are not as important as beauties?"

Wang An rolled his eyes: "How do I know? Anyway, that's what the people in the capital said, saying that His Majesty was persuaded by the ministers at that time, and immediately agreed.

The minister also hinted on the spot that this beauty has great symbolic significance, so don't let His Majesty place it in the harem without wasting it!

It is best to let the beauty give birth to a princess, and then give the child to the high-ranking empress to take care of it, so as to make the best use of everything. It not only shows that His Majesty attaches great importance to King Dingbei, but also will not cause future troubles.It is said that His Majesty's face was so dark at that time!

Hey, what are you not happy about?She is so beautiful, she sleeps for nothing! "

Liu Quan was about to be pissed off by Wang An, why couldn't he say a word?

He patted Wang An on the head angrily: "Are you stupid? To be courteous for nothing is to rape or steal! You don't understand such a simple truth? I don't understand important court affairs!

But according to the situation in my family back then, when the family separated, the uncle who hadn’t seen each other for many years suddenly gave money and gave away, and everyone knew about it, so there must be a plan!The bigger the battle, the bigger the conspiracy! "

Shi Yan nodded, the truth is this, but this time King Dingbei showed too much sincerity, and the benefits are touching. In the face of enough benefits, everyone lost their minds.

The so-called beauty is just the most insignificant of all the gifts, but it is just an object that everyone puts forward as a shield.

It's just that no one knows that this object, which no one cares about, is poisonous.

Then the problem is coming.

Xiao Jia asked curiously: "Team leader, how do you know that the problem is with that beauty? And is it the way of using poison?"

Shi Yan smiled very casually, and explained softly: "Do you still remember that it was mentioned in the plot that King Dingbei, who became the emperor, once gave a beauty to the hero who is the left and right hand?"

Xiao Jia nodded frantically: "Remember, it was said that Princess Mingyue was jealous and refused to let her son-in-law take a concubine. The emperor sympathized with his son-in-law and gave him a beauty directly!"

Shi Yan raised his eyebrows and smiled all over his face: "How did you deal with that beauty later?"

Xiaojia happily pointed her fingers: "I remember this. After the heroine Princess Mingyue found out, she was panicked and angry. She gave the beauty to a subordinate who had had a dispute with her overnight. She said it was an apology, killing two birds with one stone."

Shi Yan continued to guide: "What about the subordinates?"

"It was briefly mentioned in the plot, saying that the subordinate got the beauty, played and sang every night, suddenly fell ill, died soon, the beauty disappeared, and the third party between the male and female protagonists also disappeared, and the relationship between the two grew stronger. Profound, the male protagonist treats the female protagonist with more cherishment, which is enviable."

Shi Yan put down the chopsticks for eating, and leaned lazily on the chair, with a very leisurely and satisfied face, and continued to ask Xiao Jia in his heart: "Two questions.

First, it is understandable for the hostess to be angry when she finds out about this. As a princess with real power, why should she panic because of an unnamed beauty?

How to deal with that woman is not good, but must be given to a subordinate who has had a dispute with him?

Second, combined with the first point, don't you think that the death of the subordinates is actually very similar to the emperor?Is it difficult to combine all these and make the most reasonable guess? "

Xiao Jia gave Shi Yan a thumbs up in admiration, and crazily output rainbow farts: "Team leader, you are awesome! Team leader, you are the most intelligent one among the scumbags!"

Shi Yan sat down on his scumbag's design again, and directly locked this little mentally handicapped man in a small dark room.

A meaningful smile appeared on his face.

Wang An was stunned: "Boss, what are you thinking? Why do you show such a lewd, lewd, slutty smile?"

Shi Yan had already given up hope on Wang An's words, and smiled more freely: Of course I was thinking, Your Majesty might be panicked and angry right now!I don't know how complicated the mood is!

He said: "Of course I was thinking, Your Majesty has got a new beauty, and I'm afraid he won't have the time to call me into the palace recently, so I can finally sleep in for a long time!"

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The only thing I need to worry about is that I hope His Majesty will think about it afterwards, how to explain the high similarity between the two stories, so as to be more convincing.

In fact, Shi Yan didn't need to worry about it, His Majesty had already found an excuse for Shi Yan after being surprised and angry.

Ever since the royal family had an ancestor with extraordinary background, every emperor has been extremely superstitious and very unsuperstitious.The skill in this aspect can be said to be the pinnacle, which cannot be matched by others.

For example, at this moment, the first thing the emperor believes is that there are no random coincidences in the world: "Min Anbo can tell me such a story before the incident, it must be a warning from heaven to me!"

After having this idea, the emperor remained calm on the surface, and secretly asked people to monitor the beauty sent by King Dingbei for twelve hours, and did not refuse the ministers' request to sleep with the beauty.

It's just that the person who slept with the beauty was replaced by a dead man.

Half a month passed, and there was no news outside, Shi Yan felt uneasy, so it would be better to confirm it in person.

So he handed over to the palace the booklet for entering the palace face-to-face: "I haven't talked with Your Majesty for a long time, and I miss him very much, so I ask for a face-to-face."

The words are very nasty, and the emperor eats this set of straight punches.I don't think Shi Yan is hypocritical at all, and even think Shi Yan is very cute and straightforward!

At this time, the emperor felt that Min Anbo was a lucky star sent by heaven to assist him, and immediately agreed to Min Anbo's request to enter the palace.

Shi Yan confirmed it himself, and asked Xiao Jia to scan it again, and the emperor was completely relieved that there was no problem with his health.

So it was decided to use a two-pronged approach and give the emperor another fierce attack.

As for the form of breaking the news, then choose to talk and tell stories.

"Your Majesty, you are well aware of the mess in my family. Ever since I received a letter from my old friend Mr. Zhou Lide Zhou, I have been unable to eat or sleep for the past few days. I feel very uncomfortable, so I thought Chat with you!"

At this time, Shi Yan and the emperor were lying on the small couch by the window in the side hall of the Supreme Harmony Hall without any image, drinking some wine and listening to a little song, and some people were pinching their shoulders and beating their backs, it was not too comfortable.

When the emperor heard this, the melon seeds in his mouth made a "click" sound, and he said calmly, "Tell me."

Shi Yan poured himself a cup of sherbet sadly, and said with a sad face: "My sixth brother, Tie Zhu, do you still remember? The beast who couldn't stand the poor life in the village, and emptied his family's money and disappeared. !"

The emperor showed a standard gossip face for listening to stories: "Is there a story? I have wine here, do you want some?"

Shi Yan nodded sadly: "Story is wine, the more you talk, the more fun you get! Come on!"