Self-cultivation of male support

Shi Yan counted the time, and it was almost time for King Dingbei to give the emperor a beauty, and let the emperor pinch his nose, and was forced by the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty to sleep on the beauty.

So Min Anbo, who wholeheartedly followed in the footsteps of the emperor, has recently been in and out of the palace frequently, talking with the emperor, in short, it is nonsense.

It was the first time that Shi Yan took the initiative to enter the palace to meet the saint. The emperor thought that Shi Yan had something important to tell him face to face, but when Min Anbo met him, he blushed and said to him embarrassedly: "Your Majesty In recent days, when I go to bed at night, I always dream of my father who died young. After a long time, I always feel uneasy.

If you want to talk to someone, there is no one in the capital who can talk to you.

And I have self-knowledge. In the capital, many people feel that my background is not good, and I spend my whole day in Zhuangzi doing nothing. I am not the same as them. On the surface, everyone is good to me, but in private, I still look down on my humble minister. .

I thought about it, but I searched the whole capital with lanterns, and I was able to say a few words of my heart to you..."

The meaning is self-evident, I just want to talk to you old man all the time.

All the maids and eunuchs in the Hall of Supreme Harmony were stunned, their jaws dropped.

What kind of strange species is this min'anbo? It's never been heard before. A courtier who only knows how to farm all day long feels that life is empty and lonely. Because of an unfounded dream, he wants to chat with the emperor who is doing everything he can every day?

Everyone felt that Min'anbo might be going cold.

Unexpectedly, the emperor was taken aback when he heard this, and then he laughed, and patted Shi Yan's shoulder lovingly, his expression was unprecedentedly relaxed.

He even put down the memorial in his hand, and dragged Min Anbo, who was blushing and thick-necked, to the side hall for a heart-to-heart talk.

Shi Yanxu babbled that he was troubled by dreams recently: "Because of this incident, I feel that I can't do anything with energy, but no one around can understand, I only feel that I am moaning without illness, and my heart is really tormented and painful. "

The emperor had a deep understanding, and told Shi Yan his previous story: "I was appointed as the prince by my father, and some time before I took the throne, I couldn't sleep at night because of anxiety.

For a while, I was worried about disappointing my father's expectations, for a while I felt that I would not be able to convince my brothers, for a while I was afraid that my talents were not enough to order the officials, and for a while I was worried that I would not be able to let the people of the world live a good life. I was anxious and worried all night long. Not confident enough about myself.

At that time, I told the people around me about my various concerns, and everyone thought that I was worrying for nothing and moaning without illness. In their view, as long as I took the position of emperor father

Son, what you want, what you want, those who think about it are purely full. "

When the two talked, they instantly seemed like friends who talked about everything. They regarded each other as a tree hole and babbled for an hour. The emperor left Min Anbo to eat dinner in the palace, and Min Anbo held a gift from the emperor. Shi Shi ran out of the palace with a pile of things.

After Min'anbo left, the emperor was in a good mood, and the speed of reading the memorials was much faster than usual. He rarely finished reviewing all the memorials before the second watch, and lay down on the bed before the third watch.

Since then, Shi Yan often entered the palace to accompany him. In addition to telling the emperor some small troubles in life, he would also tell the emperor some short stories he heard from other places.

Funny story The two laughed together.

The story of dog blood, the two crazily complained together.

Hateful story The two cursed loudly together.

On this day, Shi Yan told the emperor who was looking forward to this story: "I heard that there is a county magistrate in a certain place who sentenced a case of murder and seizure of treasures. The criminal had an accomplice. Although he did not die, the whole family was sentenced to exile .

There was a daughter in that family, who was born with a beautiful face and beautiful appearance. On the way to exile, she was spotted by a few random servants. In order to get that beautiful little lady, the servants designed to kill the girl's whole family, leaving her helpless. A errand learns.

Just when the woman was tortured to the point of suicide and was about to commit suicide, she was rescued by a passing businessman. After some management, the businessman took the woman home so that she could live in peace and comfort, and gave her the motivation to live. .

But the woman only hated the county magistrate who sentenced her family to exile.

Later, the businessman inadvertently told the woman that there were many brothers in his family. Back then, his father was eccentric and handed over the management of the family business to his elder brother. Before his father died, the elder brother swore that he would treat his brothers well.

Unexpectedly, the first few years were fine, when the eldest brother had his own child, he wanted to hand over the family property to his own children, so he sent these brothers far away, so as not to hinder the eldest brother's children, only his own nephew's. Eye.

Right now, everything in the family is taken care of by the elder brother's son, who is the businessman's nephew. He has been forced to have no way out. He wants to fight back and regain his family business, but the other party has an official position in the court. He is a small businessman. Meeting the opponent head-on is tantamount to hitting a stone with a pebble.

And that nephew is the county magistrate. "

The emperor was angry at first: "These servants take the salary of the imperial court and the support of the people, and what they do is not as good as a beast! It's really hateful!"

Relying on the experience gained from listening to the stories these days, I guessed blindly: "This woman has a face but no brain.

The idiot of the child, generally this kind of idiot, can often do things that normal people can't expect.

She didn't hate her father who made a mistake and implicated the whole family, and she didn't hate the servant who abused her, but she hated a county magistrate who judged the case impartially for no reason.

The story will definitely not be so plain, there must be a reversal later! "

Shi Yan nodded affirmatively: "That's right, the woman who heard what Engong said happened to be the one I hated so much, the two hit it off immediately, and they set up a poisonous plan!"

The emperor was very supportive: "What poisonous plan?"

Shi Yan slapped his thigh, gritted his teeth, and said, "The businessman accidentally got a strange medicine called 'Beautiful Face and Dry Bones' during his business trip. Women who took this medicine, besides being barren, became even more colorful than before, full of coquettish looks. Life, let the man who touched her body want to stop.

And the most ruthless thing about that medicine was that it could poison the man who touched her body silently. Before the poison broke out completely, there would be no symptoms.

The businessman gave this medicine to the woman, and promised that if the strategy succeeds in the future, he will take the woman home and make a loving couple with her.

Afterwards, the businessman wrote a heartfelt letter to his nephew who was the county magistrate, who was also the head of the family, lamenting the difficulty of working hard outside these years and his desire to reconcile the old relationship with his nephew.

And he sent his sincerity in wanting to reconcile the old relationship with his eldest nephew, that is, that woman. "

The emperor was furious: "Does this woman have any brains? The businessman's nephew is already the head of the family. The businessman himself must be very old, and the family has small assets. He must have a lot of wives and concubines. How could he marry her who once served his nephew?" A woman as a wife?

She believes this kind of lie, this brain, this brain..."

Shi Yan continued to tell the story indifferently: "Your Majesty, don't worry, there will be more annoying things later!"

The emperor slapped the table: "Tell me, I want to hear how much water is in the brain of the person who made up this story? If I want to know who made up this story, I have to let someone pry his head open to have a look." ! Really maddening!"

Shi Yan who made up the story: "..."

Inexplicable pain in the skull.

Shi Yan covered his head, pretending he didn't hear what the emperor said: "Some of the county magistrate's clan took advantage of the businessman and spoke nice words for the businessman in front of the county magistrate.

Some of them sincerely believed that the businessman wanted to establish a good relationship with the family, and felt that this was a good thing that killed two birds with one stone.

step.

Although the county magistrate is the head of the family, he cannot oppose the whole family.

Because in the eyes of the whole family, what the county magistrate has to do is to sleep with a beautiful woman. If he advances, he will get the great help of his uncle in the future, and if he retreats, there will be no loss. He even got a beautiful woman for nothing!

The rest just need to be handed over to the subordinates to do it, it is simply a worthless business. "

The emperor was too substituting for this, and started to slap the table angrily: "These idiots, not to mention the motive of the businessman, is to let the county magistrate, who is the head of the clan, be forced by everyone to sleep with a woman. How much humiliation would it be? What face will the patriarch have in the future?"

Shi Yanxin said: You have such a sense of substitution now, if it really happened to you, wouldn't you be mad at yourself to death?

So he speeded up the progress and said: "The result can be imagined, the county magistrate who was forced to sleep with the woman soon became critically ill, and the doctor couldn't find out what went wrong.

And because he is young and powerful, he has not yet determined which son will take over the family business in the future. The next few sons have been beaten to death for the family property.

When the county magistrate, who was the patriarch, died, the merchant took advantage of his patriarch's uncle and the previous patriarch's son to easily become the next patriarch and take back all the family property.

And at this time, the woman whom he promised to take home and live a happy married life had already died of poison, a pile of bones, no one knew where to bury her. "

The emperor was so annoyed by this story that he couldn't eat. There were too many pitfalls, and he didn't know where to start.

Pulling Shi Yan to take a walk outside the Hall of Supreme Harmony, looking at the sparkling lake, the emperor suddenly said: "I must find out the person who made up this story, and ask him how many misfortunes he has experienced in the world before he can make up such a story." Infuriating story!"

Shi Yanxin said: You can save it, now you still have the strength to curse people, when the story happens to you, you can reflect it in time!

After working for so many days, Shi Yan told the emperor countless stories, and finally finished telling the most important one, seeing the emperor's expression, Shi Yan was very satisfied.

So I don’t plan to go to the palace to tell stories to the emperor, but I’d rather sleep and bask in the sun on Zhuangzi: “Your Majesty, in the past two days, I’ve often seen ministers in the imperial court hurrying back and forth between the Hall of Supreme Harmony and the cabinet.” , Presumably something important happened.

Shi Yan will not come to the palace to disturb you these days, and Shi Yan will come again when you are done with your busy work for a while! "

Although the emperor is reluctant to give up, there have been major events in the court recently. King Dingbei went to Beijing to report on his duties.

Min'anbo Li Shiyan made a high profile for a while, and did nothing. It is said that he went to the palace every day to tell stories and amuse the emperor. Before everyone figured out what kind of road he was, this guy just retreated outside the city and nested in the Zhuangzi. Out.

Makes me depressed for a while.