Self-cultivation of male support

Shi Yan didn't say a word, calm and relaxed, went back to the room to rest for an hour, went to dig the ground behind the house in the afternoon, and ignored the two of them at all.

In the afternoon, while Shi Yan was digging the ground behind the house, the two squatted at the door of the kitchen. Monk Wang An hesitated and said, "What should we do now? Withdraw?"

Taoist Liu Quan shook his head: "I can't beat it. It must be very miserable to be arrested."

Monk Wang An began to scratch his head: "It's really fucking unlucky. Scholars have too many eyes. Even monks and Taoists are cheating. There is no good thing!"

Taoist Liu Quan took it for granted: "It's not a good thing!"

After the two vented their indignation, the monk touched his left shoulder, which seemed to be still aching, and said hesitantly, "How about we follow?"

The Taoist also touched his slightly tingling scalp and nodded: "Go ahead!"

But what information was exchanged in the eyes of the two, I am afraid that only the two of them know.

The two spoke in unison, and immediately eagerly went to the back of the house to help Shi Yan dig the ground.

The monk is a tall man with great strength and strength, but he always uses his strength in the wrong place, turning the ground into a mess, and after turning it over, Shi Yan has to follow behind to re-level it.

The Taoist priest is quite clever, but he has never done farm work. In less than a stick of incense, several blisters formed on the palms of his hands, and he screamed in pain on the ground.

Shi Yan was annoyed and sent the two of them away: "It's really useless! Let's cook! You can also do some work that only women can do!"

The two of them seemed ashamed by what Shi Yan said, they blushed and left the field, and honestly went to the kitchen to cook.

At the end, the Taoist priest also promised with a smile: "Don't worry, I have learned how to cook in the Taoist temple, and my cooking is delicious! Tonight, I must let you experience my cooking skills!"

Shi Yan waved his hand indifferently: "Go, go, don't hinder my work."

In the kitchen, the monk chops the wooden board loudly, and the Taoist cooks the fire very casually.

When the dishes started bubbling, Wang An looked around in the yard, and found that Shi Yan was still buried in the ground, closed the kitchen door from the inside, and took out a bag of white powder from his arms.

The Taoist put the dishes out of the pot and put them on the table. The monk stretched out his hand, thought for a while and then took it back. Under the eyes of the Taoist who was puzzled, he filled three big bowls of rice from the steaming pot and poured the powder into it. In a bowl, stir well and make sure you don't see anything.

In the afternoon, Xiao Jia was about to burst into laughter in Shi Yan's mind: "Team leader, team leader, they closed the door and gave you medicine. Is this trying to kill you?"

Shi Yan sighed helplessly, with a compassionate expression: "It seems that not only Da Lang should

After drinking the medicine, Erlang has to drink a few more sips! "

Shi Yan got up leisurely, walked to the door of the kitchen with his hands behind his back, guessed that everyone inside had been cleaned up, and then said to himself: "In broad daylight, two big men closed the door, hiding in the house and sneaking around...

Still a monk!Tsk, the world is really declining, people's hearts are not old! "

The hearts of the two people in the room tightened, but they didn't care what Shi Yan said. They quickly checked and found that there were no loopholes. The Taoist quickly got up and opened the door.

Greeting him with a smile, he pulled Shi Yan into the room: "Don't be surprised, we are doing this for your own good!"

Shi Yan raised his eyebrows: "Oh?"

The Taoist didn't know why, but his heart tightened suddenly, but he tried his best to keep calm, and nodded with a smile: "You also come from the village, why have you forgotten that many villagers can't eat a few meals of meat all year round?

Our place is not remote, if the kitchen door is wide open, the smell of meat will spread out every time it is smelled, every day there will be those wretches who come to visit the door during mealtimes, and there will be children with drooling crowds all day long. Do not walk at your door.

Do you give it or not?How annoying?Do you think this is the reason? "

Shi Yan nodded thoughtfully: "You are right, for the sake of using your brain today, I will reward you with an extra bowl of rice!"

As he said that, Shi Yan had already sat down on the only chair in the kitchen, and the other two squatted by the dining table, waiting for Shi Yan to move their chopsticks first.

Unexpectedly, Shi Yan nodded in satisfaction at the two of them: "You two are not too useless, at least the food smells delicious to me, in order to reward you, I will share this bowl of rice with you two Bar!"

The gesture is to give the two of them the rice in the breakup.

The two shook their heads again and again, and jumped up directly.

The Taoist priest covered his rice bowl with his hands, and said sincerely: "You have been busy all afternoon, and you must have worked harder than us and consumed more energy. You should eat this bowl of rice! You need to replenish your energy!"

The monk directly hid his rice bowl under his wide sleeves, and said kindly: "Almsgiver, my family has been practicing medicine for several generations. I have been paying attention to health preservation since I was a child. I only eat seven percent of my food, and at most eight percent. The poor monk has this kind of food." A bowl is enough, thank you benefactor for your concern!"

Shi Yan was not annoyed when he heard the words, and nodded lightly: "In this case, if you behave like today in the future, it's not that I can't give you a bite to eat.

Don't use the trick of being cold and deceived to harm others, lest you will suffer retribution one day. "

After thinking for a while, he added: "When the sky is struck by thunder, remember to stay away from me."

The Taoist speaks fast,

A bald one asked, "Why?"

Shi Yan glanced at him lightly: "I'm afraid that I'll be struck by lightning because of you."

Taoist: "..." Sure enough, there is nothing good about scholars, even monks are bullied!

The monk urged at the right time: "I know, I know, don't talk too much, eat first, the food will not taste good when it gets cold!"

When Yan heard this, Yan moved his chopsticks first, the Taoist monk looked at each other, and ate one after another, the kitchen was silent for a while.

The eyes of the two of them inadvertently glanced at Shi Yan's rice bowl, and when most of the bowl of rice was eaten, a doubt flashed in their hearts at the same time: Why are you still not dizzy?

Didn't it say that a pack can bring down a cow?

Most of the bastards are covered!

When the two of them lost their minds, Shi Yan suddenly made a faint sound, smashing his mouth: "Did you not clean the rice when you steamed the rice? I think today's rice tastes a bit strange!"

The two shook their heads again and again, stuffing rice into their mouths vigorously, proving that today's rice is absolutely clean and no problem.

Monk: "Good time, Xiang!"

Taoist: "Woo, uh, choke, choke, water!"

After some fuss, Shi Yan ate the last grain of rice at the bottom of the bowl, stood up suddenly, and muttered: "Is it too tired to farm today? I feel a little confused. You wash the bowls and chopsticks, and clean the kitchen. I'll go to bed and squat for a while."

After confirming that Shi Yan had fallen asleep, the monk held the bowl where Shi Yan had eaten and looked at it puzzledly: "Did my mother meet someone selling counterfeit medicine?

Next time I will let Lao Tzu meet him again, and beat him so hard that he will find his teeth all over the place! "

The Taoist glanced at it: "No, I think it seems that the medicine has been used for too long. When I used it last time, the leader of the bandit's den was overthrown on the spot."

While washing the dishes, the two decided: "Get someone to refill the medicine after you go out."

In the dead of night, there were occasional dogs barking in the village. In the small courtyard where Shi Yan lived, the door of a room was quietly opened, and two furtive figures looked around the door.

One person said, "Are you sure you've fallen asleep?"

Another said: "Guarantee he won't wake up for three days!"

"This idiot has just moved here, and he is not familiar with the neighbors. What if no one comes to the door in the past three days, what should we do?"

"Then, how about, after we go out, find someone to come here to have a look, or find a way to remind the neighbors?"

"It's feasible. Let's go, if you don't go, it will be too late..."

"It's too late for what?"

"Of course it's too late..."

This person didn't fully speak, so he reacted immediately, hurry up

Turning around quickly, he saw a shadow standing behind him. Under the moonlight, it was white and miserable, with hair covering most of his face. The figure was indistinct, as if it was about to float up at any moment.

"Ghost!"

"There's a ghost!"

"Help!"

"mother!"

Shi Yan sneered, with such guts, how dare you do something wrong?

Seeing the two shivering and huddling together, and even smelling a suspicious smell, Shi Yan frowned in disgust before going back to the room and lighting a candle.

Walking up to the two of them, he took a look at them, and felt that his eyes were very hot, so he immediately took two steps back.

However, the two idiots on the ground were holding each other's heads, and the Taoist priest's legs were hanging around the monk's waist.

The two listened to the footsteps that were far and near, and begged for mercy: "It's not us, it's really not us, we didn't want to seek wealth and death, Mr. Guixian, you have a lot of adults, please forgive us, we will be together in the future." Never dare again."

"That's right, there is an injustice and a debt. The two of us have grown up so much that we haven't even dared to kill a chicken. I really don't know you, old man! You old man, can you go find someone else?"

"There is also a white-faced scholar in the house. He is very stupid, has great strength, and can make money. If you want to absorb Yang Qi, the scholar must have more Yang Qi.

The two of us are greedy for flowers and lust, even if we become monks, we are monks of wine and meat. It is not a good thing, it must not be delicious! "

Shi Yan: "..."

Shi Yan shook his head, moving further away from the two of them.

"Ah."

"idiot."

Shi Yan decided to go back to sleep first, and wake up tomorrow morning to talk about it, suddenly doing farm work all day, really has a backache.

Xiaojia: "Leader, is this all?"

He didn't do anything yet, and scared himself to death. The feudal superstition practitioners in this world disappointed Tong'er so much.

Shi Yan: "Well, that's it."

They are ordinary people who bully the weak and fear the hard, so there is nothing to make a fuss about.

The two hugged and shivered at the door of the house. They didn't dare to move in the first half of the night, but they were cold and scared in the second half of the night. For some reason, they fell asleep in a daze.

He woke up when he heard a familiar voice.

"Get up and go to work. I don't know what's wrong with the house. I don't know what's wrong. Two big men are sleeping at the door of the house with their arms around each other. It's an eyesore. Sven sweeps the floor!"

Shi Yan really didn't expect that the two of them would actually sleep all night in this kind of situation, hugging each other with their arms around their waists and backs.

Gee.

It has to be said that these two people still have some advantages in terms of being nervous. He is very interesting, looking down at the two sleepy people who are still in a daze.

But when the two of them saw Yan standing in front of him, the fear in their hearts could not be expressed, their faces turned pale for a few degrees, and they didn't know what to make up for in an instant.

Helping each other to get up, they scrambled to the kitchen to make breakfast for Shi Yan.

Shouting: "Don't eat me, I don't taste good! Don't eat me!"

Although he didn't know what the two of them had imagined, Shi Yan was very satisfied with their attitude, and it was worthwhile to accompany them to perform for two days.