Self-cultivation of male support

Shi Yan never expected to see this scene at Zhou Lide's house.

A tall, burly monk with a swollen face fought with a skinny Taoist priest with an upright face. The clothes of the two were flying around, and the description was in a hurry. The strands of hair seemed to be grabbed by the other party. Put your waist in and scold each other.

People with loud voices have sudden and sudden pains in their brains.

When Zhou Lide saw Shi Yan, he explained with guilt on his face: "It's all my fault. A few days ago, Brother Li, you asked me to help you find a reliable monk to read scriptures for your father for two days."

Shi Yan pointed to the monk in the yard who was glaring with his hips akimbo, his sleeves rolled up as if he was about to fight with someone at any time, and said: "I know it, it's this one."

Zhou Lide's face became even more ugly, before explaining, the Taoist priest opposite the monk jumped up, pointed at the monk's bald head and said: "What monk? This is a fake bald donkey!

I went to find the shaving bearer at the bottom of the mountain to shave my head, pretending to be a monk everywhere to cheat and deceive, and ruining the reputation of our monks!

If I hadn't accidentally discovered that you came back from Lijia Village the day before yesterday, ate and drank in a restaurant in the county town, and replaced you on the spot, would you still want to beat me to death and refuse to admit your mistake?

It's not like the suffering master apologized and returned the money he cheated! "

Hearing this, the monk rolled up his sleeves and was about to fight: "Why did I get scammed? I don't know how many times more proficient than the monks in the temple when I recited the sutras to their family? Maybe the person involved listened to my recited sutras. , has already been reincarnated!"

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Shi Yan asked Zhou Lide interestingly: "Brother Zhou, although the monk and the Taoist priest are both monks, speaking specifically, the two are still in competition. Why is the Taoist priest so stubborn? "

Zhou Lide smiled wryly: "Hey, Brother Li, you don't know something..."

Then I heard the Taoist put his hips on his hips and scolded: "Well, Wang An, when your house was surrounded by slaves, pearls and jade, and delicacies from mountains and seas, you liked to deceive people by pretending to be a monk on the street.

I didn't expect that after so many years, you still don't change your habits! "

Not to be outdone, the monk said, "How can you, Liu Quan, be any better? I pretend to be a fake monk, and you pretend to be a real Taoist priest. Who is more noble than the other? It's just a hundred steps to laugh at fifty steps!"

The Taoist jumped up and retorted: "At least I am now a serious Taoist with a name of a serious Taoist temple. Who is like you, or a fake monk who shaves his own head!"

Shi Yan understood it, and asked Zhou Lide curiously: "So, this is still an old acquaintance?"

"It's more than that, I heard that the two of them used to be rich and powerful in their families, and they don't know what happened to them.

Such a drastic change made the two of them feel overwhelmed and directly became a monk, but obviously, it was not very safe to become a monk.

They used to be rivals, and now they can't even see each other. They took the opportunity to quarrel with me for a whole day, and they insisted on me commenting. The quarrel made my brain ache. "Zhou Lide looked bitter.

Zhou Lide was purely a victim of an innocent disaster. He originally went to the most incense-filled temple in the county to personally invite a monk to perform ceremonies for Shi Yan.

Who would have thought that in front of other people's temples, they would meet a fake monk who was bold enough to cut off the temple's bullshit?

Zhou Lide was deceived by the great monk in front of him.

Shi Yan didn't stop the quarrel between the two, and dragged Zhou Lide out of the hall quietly.

The two walked down the corridor, Shi Yan told Zhou Lide what had happened in the past few days, and finally said his plan: "I don't plan to go back to Lijia Village, I want to go to Fucheng, rent a yard, and wait for the township examination in peace. , I plan to wait until the results of the township examination are out."

After Zhou Lide heard what happened in Shi Yan's family, although he was sad that Shi Yan's father had gone, he was more happy that Shi Yan could get rid of such a family.

Immediately introduced: "If you don't have a place to stay in Fucheng, I will write a letter to Yu Hui and uncle, and stay at my uncle's house first.

Yuhui, you understand that the most generous temperament is the most generous. My uncle is also a hospitable and honest person, and I think he will take good care of you. "

Shi Yan thanked Zhou Lide for his kindness, but he didn't intend to bother Mr. Zhou's family.The next morning, we set off for Fucheng.

But when he left, he also brought two oil bottles.

When the two of them heard that Shi Yan was going to leave Zhou's house to go to Fucheng, they didn't know what to think, one and two said: "From my appearance, you are really a very rich and powerful person.

It's just that you are down right now, but you will be able to soar into the sky in the future.At this time, there is a lack of a ladder that can help you go straight up to Qingyun, so I will not be polite, just let me take care of this Qingyun ladder! "

"That's right, young man, I'm very optimistic about you, and I decided to hang out with you. Don't forget to support me when you become prosperous in the future!"

Shi Yan: "..."

Zhou Lide whispered to Shi Yan: "Brother Li, don't believe their nonsense, I thought about it all night and finally realized that these two people might have known each other and colluded.

One sings the red face and the other sings the bad face, just to cheat food and drink everywhere. Yesterday the two came to the house early in the morning and ate three ducks, two chickens, and half a bucket of white flour steamed buns.

Last night, the servants at home couldn't even take them away, and they even ordered a supper in the middle of the night and insisted on eating suckling pig's trotters.

very! "

Shi Yan glanced at the two with a half-smile, and whispered to Zhou Lide: "No problem, it's a disaster anyway, if they are dishonest, I will send them to the government office!"

Zhou Lide was still worried, but Shi Yan insisted that he couldn't help it, so he sent the three of them away worriedly.

The two people who stalked and climbed into Shi Yan's carriage did not hide from Shi Yan.

They made no secret of the fact that they were deceptive partners, and they made no secret of the fact that their small gang was in danger of being disbanded at any time.

The two often dislike each other for various reasons, and it is easy to stage full martial arts.

Shi Yan thought to himself, there are still a few words of these two people that are true, for example, the two of them should have lived a very prosperous life before.Some things are inadvertently brought out from small living habits.

Such as vision.

He is poor and has nothing now, and someone wants to take advantage of him?

Ah.

Shi Yan used the little money left on his body to rent a small unoccupied yard in a village outside Fucheng, hired the village aunt to clean the yard, bought new bedding, pots and pans, rice flour, grain and oil, There were also some strange tools, and the doors and windows were repaired, and the day passed quickly.

Shi Yan lay directly on the bed to sleep, and didn't care about the fact that the other two had no place to rest.

The two were savvy, they looked at each other, and turned their faces away in disgust, looking for a place to deal with it casually for a night.

Early the next morning, Shi Yan got up and started digging the land behind the house, without even looking at the two who were still sleeping soundly on the bare bed in the next room.

I was busy until noon, seeing that it was almost time, I washed my hands and went into the kitchen.

After a while, there was a smell of delicious food from the kitchen, which made the gluttons in his stomach restless.

The monks and priests were attracted by the scent at the same time, and went to the kitchen looking for it.

It happened that Shi Yan was sitting at the table eating, the dishes on the table were delicious, but the portions were very small, obviously only enough for one person.

The Taoist licked his face and squatted in front of him, wanting to say something.

The monk was very straightforward, and he went to turn over the pots and bowls on the stove.

"Damn it, little boy, are you impatient with life? You are the only one who cooks?" The monk slammed the pots and bowls, with a fierce expression on his face, and put a bowl on the stove on the edge The chipped bowl hit the ground.

There was a crisp breaking sound.

The Taoist squatted in front of Shi Yan, smiled and said kindly: "Scholar, you are wrong, our brothers follow you because we trust you,

I believe you can take the two of us to eat delicious food and drink spicy food.

Now that it's lunch time, you don't even make an extra bowl of rice for the two of us, isn't it justified? "

The monk rolled up his sleeves to show off all his tendons, and his face was fierce: "Give me a shameless little boy, you need to clean up, just give him a good beating!"

The Taoist patted Shi Yan on the shoulder and comforted him: "Scholar, I think you are a good-hearted man. I heard from my brother that your family has treated you so well, and you can support them for more than ten years without complaint or regret. The two brothers sincerely follow you to endure hardships and sufferings, so it is not too much for you to give us something to eat every day?"

Monk: "Hmph, if you don't know what's good and what's wrong, just beat him up. Why talk so much!"

Taoist: "Liu Quan, don't be so irritable. After all, we are the masters we found ourselves. If you have something to say, speak well and convince people with reason! Don't yell and kill!"

While the two sang in harmony, Shi Yan ate his lunch steadily, poured the last mouthful of braised pork soup into a bowl, and ate it with white rice.

This time, he put down the bowls and chopsticks slowly, and looked up at the two people in front of him.

The eyes are dark and bottomless, and there is no trace of emotion in them, which makes people feel infinite fear for no reason.

The monks and Taoists looked at each other, and they both saw blankness in each other's eyes. This is different from what they thought. This trick has been used for so many years. The two have cooperated, one soft and the other hard, and it has never failed.

But something is wrong with today's scene.

The monk forced himself to do psychological construction for himself: No problem, I stepped on it so many days in advance, and I have already made it clear that this person is submissive in Lijia Village, and is being manipulated to death by a stupid and poisonous old woman.

This kind of cowardly and loveless temperament, it's best to handle it well, and use both soft and hard, and the other party will definitely make the other party act like a cow for them.

The Taoist priest trusted the monk's eyesight in this aspect, and his mind was settled as soon as he rolled his eyes.

The two wanted to make further moves, but Shi Yan rushed ahead of them.

When the two of them didn't understand what happened at all, the Taoist priest squatting on the ground seemed to be pulled by something and dragged to the ground, lying down unable to get up, with a burning pain in his back.

Looking down at Shi Yan from a high position, the monk who tried to put Shi Yan under psychological pressure felt the clothes on his shoulders being pulled hard from behind, pulling him back again and again, and the whole person hit the wall before he barely stopped. My back was burning with pain.

When the two of them reacted, they tremblingly stretched out their hands in the direction of the force, and only touched a long, thin thing.

Ok?

Chopsticks?

The very familiar chopsticks are the chopsticks that Shi Yan just used to eat!

The two immediately understood that this was a mistake, and they had encountered a hard stubble. Although they didn't understand why they were mistaken, they were mistaken, and they readily admitted.

Shi Yan, as if everything happened, got up to clean up the dishes, added water to the pot and prepared to wash the dishes.

The monk used the chopsticks that held his clothes on his shoulders to break them into two pieces.

Immediately put on a smiling face, leaned in front of Shi Yan, pushed Shi Yan aside, flattered him and said: "You rest, how can I let you do this kind of rough work! Let me do it!"

Immediately began to skillfully wash the dishes and pans.

Shi Yan didn't stop him either. He sat on the only stool in the kitchen and watched the monk move without saying a word.

The Taoist carefully pulled out the chopsticks from the bun on the top of his head, pinched Shi Yan's shoulders and back graciously, and said with a smile: "How about you try the small craft? Back then, the young one used this skill to pick up from dozens of brothers in the family. Stand out and please the old man at home!"