[Comprehensive British and American] Stark Apartment

Tony's narcissism has reached a certain level. Probably only Captain America Steve in this world can bear him. Steve's aesthetics are also deformed, and he is the only one who thinks the stinky Tony is very handsome now. .He looked at him with doting eyes, and of course he was willing to be able to get closer to Tony, so there was a reason why he would not agree.

"So you're here to talk about this?"

"Of course, this is very important! You just said that you will agree to everything."

Tony acted like you can't say nothing, which made Steve couldn't help laughing. He deliberately put on a look of embarrassment, as if he was considering whether to really agree. Tony was in a hurry for a while, obviously he had just said it. , Why is their American sweetheart so embarrassed now.

Thinking of those damned punishments, Tony gave superior conditions.

"Captain, I can provide room and board without your rent."

"Tony, I don't pay rent here, and I can support myself." The captain spread his hands, obviously this is not without temptation, Tony frowned, but there is no Tony in the world. Genius Star Things that can't be done.

"I can help you fulfill a wish."

This condition is indeed beyond Steve's imagination, he does have a wish, but now is not the time to say it.

"Well, I'm honored to be Iron Man's first tenant."

Tony had a feeling of selling himself out, but the captain's smile was still so sunny and with that damn integrity that Tony took the feeling just now as an illusion.After a long time, he found out that the old Popsicle, the national model of morality, was a black belly. Unfortunately, when Tony found out, he had already fallen into the captain's trap and could not climb out again.

Of course, Tony probably didn't want to climb out either.

The two of them agreed that Steve would move his belongings to the apartment the next day, and since he had agreed, he would not go back on his word, especially in front of such a good thing.

After sending Tony off, he went back to the living room to clean up the cookies on the table. He picked one up and put it in his mouth by a strange accident. He had to admit that it was indeed delicious, just like the taste of Tony...

Back home, Tony slapped his head and suddenly remembered that he had just forgotten to ask Steve where he bought his cookies, and he hadn't packed them back yet, which really didn't suit his style.Tony muttered to his butler, "The old popsicles are messing with my mind."

"Sir, it's just that your willpower is not strong."

"Jarvis, you don't have the function of complaining!" Obviously Tony is still not used to being complained by his butler.

"Sir, you forgot that in the new program written last time, a lot of new functions were added to make me more humane." Jarvis said it very easily, and Tony pointed a middle finger to the sky, don't think he He didn't hear that Jarvis was laughing at him, and he was laughed at by his AI butler again.

"Mute!"

Tony decided not to talk to Jarvis tonight, now Benben is much cuter than Jarvis in his eyes.

Tony woke up early in the morning of the next day. He would not admit that he woke up so early because the captain was coming. He was just a landlord, and he should make his tenants feel at home. That's all. reason.He put on the most common white vest and sat on the sixth floor, which will be their restaurant and meeting place in the future.

He asked for news about Steve more than once, to make sure he was ready to come.After Jarvis talked about Steve's situation in No.13 times, the man whom Tony had been looking forward to all morning finally came. He rode his motorcycle with a few belongings and successfully moved from an apartment to Another apartment.

"Captain, you came so early! I just woke up."

Tony Duplicity Stark pretended to be sleepy and went out to meet Steve, and even to be more realistic, Tony delayed on purpose for a while before coming down.Jarvis didn't know whether he should dismantle the stage at this time, but seeing Tony's appearance, he had a deep feeling of hating iron and steel. Strange, maybe Sir programmed some strange program into it again.

When Steve saw the "real" sleepy Tony, he felt deeply apologetic. He knew that this man liked to get up at noon, and he had deliberately controlled the time. You must know that Steve was so excited all night last night. No sleep, the quadruple serum makes him very energetic until now, and he doesn't even have dark circles!

He was standing in front of the main entrance of "Stark Apartments" with a parcel in his hand, next to his precious modified motorcycle, which was all his net worth.

"Captain, come in? Which floor do you want?" One of the landlord's jobs is to allocate rooms. Of course, to Tony is to allocate floors. He is Tony, the super richest richest Stark in the world, how could he let him The tenants are crowded into one floor!

Steve didn't move. He looked at Tony's suspicious eyes and said, "Didn't you say to help me fulfill a wish? I think of it now."

"Oh? Let's hear it, there is nothing in this world that I can't do." He really wanted to see what Captain America's wishes would require him to help fulfill.

"Ahem." Steve's face was a little red, he rubbed his nose and stared at the clean glass beside him and said, "You know I haven't been in a relationship, so I want you to help me..."

"Captain, that piece of glass is clean enough to be used as a mirror. Don't look at it anymore." Tony interrupted Steve, he was in a bad mood, and he could imagine what the next sentence would be, "I guess you It must be that you want me to help you find a girlfriend? Wow, Captain, you know that all the people in America who want to be your girlfriend can be queued to the Pacific Ocean." Tony felt his mouth was sour, and he didn't give it away. Steve had the opportunity to speak, and then said: "If you really need my help, I will be happy to help. Seriously, captain, for someone with no experience like you, she is suitable for a gentle little woman. But it's okay, Our apartment does not allow other people to come in, if you want to do it, you can find a hotel yourself."

Tony's talk mode was successfully activated by Steve, and he didn't even give Steve a chance to speak. Captain America watched the bright red mouth of the person he liked open and close, and a lot of words burst out. He shook Shaking his head interrupted him, "Tony!"

"Okay, you pretend I didn't say anything, if you want to bring it back, bring it back! Just don't appear in front of me, you know how cruel it is to show affection in front of a bachelor, captain, you must be considerate Me and the subsequent tenants."

Tony couldn't stop his mouth anymore, he could think of the captain showing up in front of him with his new girlfriend first, he would smile very gently to a strange woman, and introduce himself to her.

Think about the introduction of Steve, the serious old Popsicle Rogers, he can think of it, it must be like this: "This is my comrade in arms, yes, that is Iron Man, my friend Tony Stark .”

And that woman will definitely stretch out her slender and white hand, and he will pretend that I am happy to bless him, give a hand kiss very politely, and then wait for the two of them to go back to their room to have sex Sometimes, sitting in a certain place secretly saddened, thinking of himself like that, Tony couldn't help but say, "God!"

"Tony!" Steve's voice increased a bit, Tony finally stopped his fantasy, he almost thought of Steve holding his baby to see him, he stared at Steve with brown eyes , making Steve want to pat his head to comfort him.

"Okay, Captain, tell me about your wish?"

Tony said listlessly, watching Steve was angry and funny, he knew this man well, he knew he must have wandered somewhere just now.

"So Tony, my wish is..."