[Comprehensive British and American] Stark Apartment

Tony, I am really narcissistic. Stark named the apartment with his own name without hesitation. He is very happy that everyone likes this name. Of course, one of them is the artificial intelligence Jarvis. It was Pepper, and none of them expressed dislike. Tony thought the name of his apartment was too grand.

The apartment has been built, and the next step is to find his tenants. Tony has already figured out that anyone he can fancy can live in.

First of all, his friends, such as the escaped Dr. Banner, and Pepper, well, his Pepper has clearly rejected it, which really makes Tony sad.There is also the same sweet tooth friend Klin, Tony thought for a while that if Klin lived in, he would hide his treasures.And Sol, thinking of the standard brother-in-law, he wants to help his forehead. If Sol comes, he will definitely bring his naughty brother with him. Tony doesn't want to really fight against the evil god again!He should remind Saul, use your room to keep an eye on your brother, no matter what method is used, confinement play is also okay, he doesn't mind malicious crowds.Finally there's... America's Sweethearts.

Just thinking about his messy apartment gets Tony excited, and he's not going to say he wants to see Thor's family life in a bad way!

But there's one guy who just likes to hit Tony, or doesn't count as human, and that's Jarvis.When Tony said that he wanted to find someone he could see, Jarvis told him tactfully that maybe this was not possible. There were already candidates for the apartment, and Tony had to find someone according to the above. There will be punishment.

Tony really wanted to open Jarvis's program to see which daring human being changed the program of his housekeeper. Tony said that he was not afraid of any punishment. Tony Stark is an existence that cannot be controlled by humans. .

"Sir, I have to remind you that the punishments given in the system include turning into a woman for one week, turning into a cat for three days, and other punishments that are unscrupulous and in line with your personality. If you don't care, I won't stop you."

Tony pointed to the sky and shouted loudly: "This is a threat, Jarvis, you are a threat!"

"No, Sir, I'm just seeking truth from facts. I think you should like these punishments." Jarvis is an AI butler with a dark personality.

Thinking of the two punishments mentioned, Tony couldn't accept them, especially turning into a woman, oh, that was an existence he couldn't imagine, he was a handsome Tony Stark, how could he become a woman, so he gritted his teeth It's a compromise, isn't it just looking for it according to the requirements!No wonder he is a genius.

Tony said that being able to bend and stretch is a real man.

"Tell me what you're looking for! Let me be mentally prepared."

"No, Sir, the first thing to do now is the issue of the apartment contract. I have printed out the contract in the system for you, please pay attention to check it." The aggrieved Stark grabbed the paper that Benben handed over, On the top is the "Stark Apartment" treaty, and below are various terms.

1. You can't go to Stark's top floor and basement.

2. All things must respect Stark's opinion.

3. Please modify the apartment as you like.

4. Please don't try to change Stark.

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10. Ultimate ownership goes to Tony Stark.

Tony nodded, this was written according to his thoughts!He is now a little suspicious of whether this set of mysterious documents that appeared in Jarvis's system was edited by him when he was young.

"Jarvis, are you sure I didn't write this program?" Tony asked, dragging his chin.

"Sir, I'm not sure."

Without waiting for an accurate answer, Tony just forgot about the matter. Anyway, it is a clause that is beneficial to him, so it is good that he does not suffer.

"So can you give me the list now?"

"Sir, it's still not possible. Now the second thing is, you have to use various methods to get the tenants to sign a contract to move in, even if it is cheating and abducting. If you fail to complete it, you will be punished immediately."

"Why, I'm Tony Stark, do I still need to cheat!" It seems that Tony is too confident in himself, he thinks that he can give them such good conditions is already showing mercy, but unexpectedly If someone dared to refuse, it would really challenge his authority.

"In the end, you have to fulfill their wishes, and punishment will come if you don't."

Tony looked in the direction of Jarvis with a dark face, and he found that his artificial intelligence was here to tear down the stage, no matter what it was, it was punishment, punishment!The angry Stark finally accepted all the requests. He tapped his finger on the table and said, "Can you give me the list now?"

"Sir, I would like to remind you one last thing, the punishment is terrible and you need to be cautious in handling things."

"After giving the list, mute!"

If Jarvis was a human being, he would roll his eyes at this time, but unfortunately he is not, so he can only obediently hand over the name given by the first system. When Tony saw the name above, he wanted to call God directly. No one told him. His so-called apartment system is so considerate.

The first name given on the paper was: Captain America Steve Rogers.

Covering his face with paper, he prefers to call Steve America's Sweetheart. He has blond hair and big blue glasses. Everything fits Tony's aesthetics. He thought about inviting the captain to live with him before. The matter, but it was nothing later, the opportunity in front of him is here, and he must seize it.

Oh, thinking about his sweet houseguest made him want to laugh a couple of times, and he did.

"Jarvis, where is the captain?"

"Sir, I have been banned, I think Benben would like to answer your question more."

Facts tell our Tony, don't throw a tantrum at his AI easily, or you'll get Bumble's deep attention.

After the one-hundred and first time to remove the stupid, he successfully got Steve's position from Jarvis, and he was practicing boxing in the apartment given to him by S.H.I.E.L.D.

Normally, if Tony killed him, he would not go there when the captain was exercising, but today was different, he was there to discuss business, even Captain America had to stop exercising and listen to him obediently.

Taking off his T-shirt, Stark stood naked in front of the closet. He didn't know what kind of clothes he should choose to meet the captain, whether it was a new casual T-shirt or a formal and strict suit. It's hard to break Tony, although Tony thinks he is equally handsome no matter what clothes he wears, but this time he wants to be handsome and crying captain.

"Jarvis, what do you think the captain likes?"

"Sir, the information is missing, the captain's emotional history you know is zero."

Tony agreed with him, yes, the poor American sweetheart, who has been frozen for 70 years, is not only a virgin, but also a virgin who has never found a girlfriend.

Wait, that's not the problem...

"Oh, no, who asked you this! I asked whether I should be more formal or casual, who asked what kind of person your captain likes!" Tony would not admit that he blushed, it was all because of the sun have to!

"Sir, you asked."

"To shut up!"

After being turned to mute once, Jarvis said that being Tony's smart butler is really tiring!

Tony finally chose a casual suit and put on sunglasses. After standing in front of the mirror for two laps, Tony hummed a little tune and went downstairs.

He didn't admit that he dressed up specially because he was going to meet the captain!He's doing it because he's going to make his first condo sale, a forced sale!

first tenant

The origins of the Stark family and Captain America can be traced back to Tony Stark’s father, Howard Stark, the producer of Captain America’s shield. He was like Tony when he said how heroic the captain was when he was young. He is not one of the people he admires the most.

Little boys have the habit of worshiping heroes, even Iron Man in the future is an exception, because he was influenced by Howard too much, he hoped to be like Captain America when he was very young, and even wanted to have the physique of Captain America , Tony, who has become Iron Man, sometimes stands in front of the mirror and touches his belly from time to time. He dares to bet that Captain America must not have such a figure.

So when he saw Steve in real life for the first time, his eyes uncontrollably flicked to his abdomen, the perfect eight-pack abs, which Tony would not be able to appear after two lifetimes of practice.

Tony badly wanted the captain's size so he would get more screams.

But now Tony, who has a donut in his mouth, has forgotten his wish, and nothing is more tempting than a sweet donut.Tony, who is very stinky, thinks that he is selling this time. Of course, he has to be more formal. Although something that falls from the sky is handsome, it can't reflect his sincerity. To Steve's apartment.

When he came downstairs to the apartment, he tidied up his instruments again, snapped his fingers playfully, took the folder on the co-pilot, and entered the apartment.

Captain America prefers a peaceful life. When S.H.I.E.L.D. said it would provide accommodation, he proposed to find a place that was quieter and close to the public. He couldn’t disobey the captain’s wishes. In the end, S.H.I.E.L.D. hired a floor for him. Steve made it possible for him to experience the life he wanted.

This is not the first time Tony has come to Steve's house. Many times before, he came excitedly and left in a daze. At that time, he knew why Captain America had such a good figure, physical exercise It's not within the range that human beings can bear!

He managed to find Steve who was boxing in the activity room. Tony smiled brightly and said, "Hi! Old Popsicle!"

Old Popsicle is a nickname given to Steve by Tony. Who told their Captain America to move under the ice for 70 years.The captain had a good temper and didn't argue with him, but among so many people he knew, only Tony dared to yell like that.

Seeing his comrade-in-arms Iron Man, he stopped his movements, and it just so happened that it was time for today's exercise.He picked up a white towel beside him and wiped the sweat from his forehead, then laughed too, "Tony, you're here."

Tony watched as the white T-shirt on Steve's body was soaked with sweat from exercise, and it was tightly attached to Steve's body, so that the eight-pack abs on his abdomen could be seen at a glance. Beads of sweat flowed down his cheeks, Tony swallowed, no matter how many times he saw their American sweetheart's figure was so hot.

"Captain, are you sure you don't need to take a shower and change clothes?"

In Tony's eyes, Steve is really too tempting. Although he can stare at his chest carelessly, he hopes that the captain can change his clothes so that he can talk about the apartment in a calm manner.

Steve looked at him suspiciously, his quadruple sense of smell told him that there was no peculiar smell on him.Looking at Tony with those blue eyes, he seemed to see a little pink on Tony's face, Steve couldn't believe his eyes, Tony Stark would blush, it was rare in a hundred years things.

He raised his eyebrows, passed Tony on purpose, stopped at the place closest to him, and said, "The living room is over there, you know. There are cookies in the refrigerator, you can take whatever you want, I'll come out as soon as possible. "

"I won't be polite to you old Popsicle."

Hearing Tony's words made Steve take what he had just seen as an illusion. Everyone knew that Tony Stark liked women, how could he blush at a man!

When Steve went to shower and changed his clothes, Tony really unceremoniously found cookies from the captain's refrigerator, and a strawberry pudding by the way. Holding the spoon he was ready to enjoy Steve's food.

When Steve came out after changing his clothes, he saw his guests leaning on his sofa in a shapeless manner, eating the pudding and cookies he had prepared earlier, Steve shook his head, laughed, and Tony, who was eating in his eyes, was like a little black cat, unsuspecting.

In fact, Tony didn't notice that Steve had come back at all, he was concentrating on killing the cookies in the box, which were really more delicious than all the cookies he had eaten, and so he had to ask the captain Where did you buy it from.He forgot that Captain America doesn't like sweets. Among the people Steve knows, there are only two people who like them, one is Hawkeye and the other is Tony. However, since Button will not appear in Steve's apartment, his refrigerator The sweets in are only for one person.

That man is Tony Stark.

The man Captain America likes, a man with real knowledge.

"Tony."

Steve pretended to have just arrived, Tony, who was still struggling to attack the cookies, was startled by Steve's sudden voice, and successfully choked on the crumbs, his coughing face It was all red, and the brown eyes looking at Steve looked at him watery, which made the captain want to fuck, it was so cute.

But now is obviously not the time to praise Tony's cuteness, he stepped forward quickly, and patted Tony on the back lightly, so that he could get over it.

Taking a sip of water from Steve's hand, Tony didn't feel that he was ashamed just now, and he naturally said to the captain, "Thanks, old Popsicle."

"You're welcome, you know I can't watch my best friend choke to death on my cookie at my house."

Steve's rare teasing made Tony whistle at him, "Captain, you are joking!"

"What? Could it be that in Iron Man's dictionary, Captain America can't make jokes?" He looked at the man with a smile, his smile was very sunny, almost blinding Tony's eyes under the sunlight.

"It's just that I didn't think of it." He shrugged, trying not to let himself see that really dazzling smile.

"Then why did Tony have time to come to my place today?" If Tony had walked out exhausted half a month ago, he would never have appeared again.

Steve didn't know that if Tony hadn't been delayed by building an apartment, he would definitely report in a week. Tony liked to hang out with Steve Old Popsicle Rogers.

"I'm here to talk about business, don't you see that I'm dressed so formally!"

Steve raised his eyebrows and looked up and down at the man in the casual suit. His suit became a bit messy because of the casual eating just now. Two buttons on the top of the shirt were unbuttoned. From Steve's perspective, he could see His collarbone, and that elongated neck, seemed to tell Steve to eat.

"Ahem." Steve leaned back on the backrest, hugged the pillow beside him and put it on his lap, but he was afraid of making a fool of himself. "What do you say, I will definitely agree."

Tony's eyes became brighter, as long as Steve had these words, everything could be resolved.

"I built an apartment and you are honored to be my first tenant!"

"Old Popsicle, come and give thanks to Dade!"