[Comprehensive British and American] Stark Apartment

Tony is coming together with new and old grudges, and he is ready to clean up the annoying evil god Loki. For various reasons, he can't let Loki get hurt, or that Sol doesn't know how to make a fuss!But by disabling his silver tongue, Tony managed it.

Don't think that Tony Stark can only study weapons, he is the smartest human being in the world, he can do everything Dr. Banner's research topic, and he has dabbled in it, so it is not difficult to research something tricky .

Tony stood in front of Steve and almost screamed up to the sky. He held a small bottle in his hand, which contained a red liquid. It simply looked like watermelon juice. It was a pity that Steve knew that Tony's hand There will be no watermelon juice because the person doesn't like that kind of stuff.

He looked at Tony dotingly, and asked with a smile, "Is this the result of your day's research?"

"Nothing can be Tony Stark's, hahaha, Rocky, you just wait to take the move!"

Although Steve didn't quite agree with Tony's approach, but thinking about it, he couldn't make any big troubles. He thoughtfully took out the dessert that Tony had named before, which was the strawberry pie that he was going to give to Rocky today.Just watched Tony inject the red thing into the pie with a syringe, and he clapped his hands and laughed even more proudly after it was over.

Holding the strawberry pie in his hand, he grabbed Steve by the collar, pulled him in front of him, kissed Steve heavily on the mouth, and praised: "Soldier, you really didn't let me Disappointed, I thought you would stop me!" In Tony's heart, Steve is the moral model of the whole United States, such a large-scale prank like him thought that Steve would not support it, who would have thought that he would not say anything, So Tony kissed his simulated boyfriend generously.

Maybe they can no longer be regarded as simulations, but neither of them talked about it.

"Because Rocky needs a little lesson, and the Tony Stark I know won't do anything too extreme." Kissing Tony back, Steve won't tell Tony, as long as it's something he brings up no matter what Anything Steve Rogers can do.

"Old Popsicle, you're really getting sweeter." Raising his eyebrows, Tony decided that in order to celebrate his success, he should dress more formally, and by the way, bring a hidden camera and ask Jarvis to help him record Loki. In the future, he will use it to mock Loki from time to time.

Tony finally changed into a flamboyant wine-red suit and his gold watch. He made a triumphant pose in front of the mirror, and attached the cuff camera he had prepared earlier to the tie clip. , adjust the position just facing the front, so that it is convenient to wait for the situation where the camera will sit opposite Loki.

"Jarvis, the other materials must be kept safe for me."

"I understand, Sir. I will activate the strongest protection system, even the one that Sir cannot delete."

Tony nodded, and praised his butler with satisfaction, "Smart Jarvis, Loki can become anyone. Even if he becomes me in the future, he doesn't have to worry about the video disappearing. You are so smart."

It wasn't until later that Tony knew what it meant, self-inflicted evil, no matter whether it was a threat or a lure, that mysterious video never disappeared from Jarvis's system, and never made it out to laugh at Loki.

Tony took his special strawberry pie and went to Rocky's for dinner with Steve on time. He waved at the beautiful fairies as usual, got their charming smiles, and saw him sitting in Rocky's palace. On the sofa at the side, holding a large book in his hand, he was reading it intently, and next to them was their friend Saul who was fidgeting.

Sol seems to want to shift Loki's attention from the book to himself, but unfortunately he has a stupid mouth and Loki just ignores it, and the anxious golden retriever scratches its fur...wrong, it scratches head.Probably Loki didn't like Thor wearing armor, so Thor changed into clothes spun by fairies. If his face didn't show a silly look, such Sol could really fascinate women one after another.

"Crack", Loki closed the book in his hand and said, "The time is just right."

"Tony Stark is punctual."

Tony indifferently threw the box containing the special strawberry pie to Loki, he took it without any surprise, took the delicious after-dinner snacks, and sat at the head of the table, after all, Loki is the owner of the palace , he is the main seat, who else can be!

As for Thor sitting next to Loki, this is the place where the Golden Retriever was closest to its owner. It used a series of powerful skills such as Lapi Star Eyes to obtain Loki's acquiescence by turning a blind eye.

Opposite Loki are Steve and Tony. In Luji's words, people in the courtyard should stay away from him, otherwise it will definitely lower his IQ.But anyone with a discerning eye can see that although Loki doesn't say anything, the etiquette still reveals the host's respect for the guests. The farthest ratio must be the most unflattering, and it also represents the status of the honored guest.

"Tie Canzi, are you going to seduce a woman from Asgard today? You're not afraid of being eaten alive with such flamboyant clothes." The habitual ridicule also incidentally brought up the fifth time Loki and Tony quarreled. Nickname, Tin Canzi.

"Why are you jealous? Being able to be eaten alive by a beautiful woman shows that I am very attractive, unlike you who don't even have a chance." He raised his eyebrows proudly at Loki, and he said it with complacency and meaning.

"I'm jealous of you. There are too many women who want to climb into my bed. I have slept with more women than you have ever seen." Probably because they were quarreling over a familiar relationship, and the content of the two people's quarrel became more and more immoral , Sol frowned and looked at his younger brother, and said naturally: "Brother, when did you have sex with women...why don't I know there are still so many?"

Rocky blushed. He was not afraid of opponents like bears, but teammates like pigs. Now that this sentence has been changed, it is the status quo of Rocky. Thor was stepped on under the dining table, and Loki gave Sol a hard look with green eyes, which seemed like a spoiled child to Sol.

"Hahaha, so the evil god Loki is still a virgin, hahaha."

Tony's laughter was so insane that he nearly rolled over, clutching his stomach against Steve's chest.

"Go away, stallion."

Forgive the angry Loki for swearing, he really has nothing to refute Tony's words, according to Asgard's tradition, he has grown up for a long time, because he looks down on those stupid fairies, the second prince of Asgard is still a virgin , but Loki is very proud of being a virgin, and that is a very accomplished thing that represents his nobility.

As for Saul, oh, this guy is also good.Of course, it's not because he also cleans his body, it's just because his mind hasn't evolved to that level yet.

"You want to be one, but you can't!"

"Tony!" Steve emphasized his tone, he didn't like his lover still thinking about the past charm, especially when he was so complacent.

Tony raised his forehead, and obediently did not mention the matter just now, who told the captain's desire to control is too strong!

The quarrel tonight just came to an end, the dinner was over, and Rocky habitually began to enjoy the strawberry pie thrown by Tony just now. Although he didn't like Tony, the annoying atrium man, Rocky was still inexplicable about the dessert he brought every day Much better than what Asgard's cooks could have expected.

Flicking his tail, he put down the knife and fork and wiped his mouth gracefully with the napkin beside him.

wait... tail...

Loki looked behind him in horror, a black and slender tail swayed from side to side. If he was not mistaken, it was a cat's tail, and Sol beside him was looking at him with his mouth wide open. Loki looked really stupid.

And this stupid Sol actually stretched out his hand to touch his head, his sensitive ears trembled because of Thor's touch, Loki also touched his head in horror, on top of his head It looks like a pair of cat ears.

While he was still wondering who did the trick, Tony's insane laughter came from over there, he turned his head and glared at Tony and opened his mouth and said, "Meow——"