[Comprehensive British and American] Stark Apartment

In the beginning, Tony and Steve lived a normal life in the apartment, and Tony finally had a normal life.Wake up in Steve's arms at eight o'clock in the morning, be kissed and then go to have breakfast. After breakfast, Tony will go to his laboratory, and Steve will sometimes draw pictures or make desserts for Tony, and wait until At noon, Steve dug him out of the laboratory for lunch and ate all kinds of delicious desserts.There will be an afternoon tea on the rooftop at three o'clock in the afternoon, after which Steve will force Tony to exercise, free time after dinner, and go to bed on time at ten o'clock.

Tony thinks his life is really damn regular!Regularly, when he was taking a shower one day, he found that his belly protruded a little more!

Tony, who has managed to get fat again in such a healthy life, thinks that he can't do this anymore, and he needs something to entertain him now, so he is going to put a foot in the story of the golden retriever and the owner, about the previous vow, Tony will pretend to be stupid and answer you in a daze, whoever said that is all rumors and rumors!

And the insertion point is from Saul's afternoon tea chatter.

At tea time this afternoon, Sol came to report on time, with his head drooping, without asking, he knew that Loki had been poisoned again, and then he was thrown out of the door again.Sol, who turned grief and anger into strength, managed to eat five fried chicken legs before he started nagging once a day.

"My friend, I just asked for Loki to come out today. Why are Sif and the others so opposed? Loki already knows that he is wrong. He shouldn't be kept in the palace forever." Sol wanted to take himself My brother came to play with Tony, and wanted to take him on an adventure, instead of letting him be locked up in the palace all day, only with books as companions. In Thor's view, reading books is mental torture.

"And Loki, who threw me out again today."

"What did you say again?" Tony emphasized the word, as long as Loki threw Sol out, it was because Sol said something he didn't like.

"I just said that my father wanted me to marry Sif, but I refused!"

Thor is going to marry, he will be the next king, destined to have a queen, a powerful goddess to be his wife, and that person must be Sif.

Thor recounted to them a series of reactions to Loki after he asked the question.

At that time, Loki asked with a smile instead of anger: "Let me guess, the prince of the great thunder god of Asgard must have rejected the second beauty of Asgard because of the woman in the atrium--Sif? Do you still plan to let her come here to be your queen, and let Odin bestow her with an immortal face and immortal life. Let me think about it, and then give birth to a group of children with mixed blood of the people of the courtyard." After finishing speaking, he clapped his hands. Standing up, looking down at Sol, he continued, "What a wonderful future!"

"No, brother, I don't..."

"Walk slowly without sending."

Sol, who was kicked out again, still didn't know where he was wrong, scratching his head, he could only go to his friends in the atrium to complain.

After listening to Sol's story today, Tony deeply believed that Sol would not die if he didn't die, but Tony, who was really bored, threw away his three-way policy and vows, and decided to meet Luo well. Ki, after all, they stayed in Asgard for a short period of time, and it was time to go back.

Of course, the premise of going back is that Loki and Sol can live in their apartment.

"Saul, do you want to sign our agreement?"

Concealed and deceived, Tony is going to let this big golden retriever sign the agreement first.

"I want to ask..."

"Stop! Don't ask your brother, he has already burned my N contracts." Every time Sol brought an agreement to Loki, he never brought it back, and Loki burned all of them in front of Sol. , and Saul can still have the cheek to ask for another one every time, let Tony think about what he said when he said he slipped...

Yes, Sol actually said that he was going to burn it for his brother to play with!

That was the agreement for Tony Stark's apartment, not something he just burned for Loki to play with!

"But if Loki doesn't sign, I won't live in alone." Sol shook his head vigorously and said.

Tony didn't want to see that stupid face anymore, he turned to wash his eyes and brain with Steve's face, he strongly believed that if he dragged on with Saul like this, his IQ would also be lowered.

"You can sign first, Rocky will definitely sign."

"can you?"

"Yes, there is nothing Tony Stark can't do!" So Tony decided to do it himself. It is already impossible to count on his younger brother to control Thor. If he still relies on Sol to do this Things, probably he will stay with Steve in this different world until the end of time.

Sol thought for a while, and signed his name on it with a swipe of a pen. He still believed in the very smart Tony, "My friend Tony, you really think Rocky will sign it."

"As long as you don't mess with me! Don't go to him to mention any woman's name and I can handle it!"

Sol, who was pissed off by Tony, let out a sigh, but he didn't know what to think of and laughed again, "My friend Tony, Steve, you know, Loki and I haven't lived together for a long time."

Thor began to talk about another past, the past between him and Rocky.

Tony leaned into Steve's chest, staring at Steve with brown eyes, and said with his eyes, "Old Popsicle, can I throw him out."

Reaching out to touch Tony's hair, he covered Tony's ears considerately, and kissed the top of his head. Since they couldn't drive Sol out, he could only let Tony take a peaceful nap.

Leaning on Steve's chest, Tony actually fell asleep in a daze. In the dream, countless Captain America appeared with golden dog ears, like a golden retriever like Sol, and countless Steve The golden retriever surrounded Tony, and Tony threw a meaty bone, and he immediately ran over to pick it up again.

Well, in fact, Tony still envies Loki in his heart that he can train Sol so obediently, and he also wants the captain to listen to him in everything, but unfortunately dreams and reality are always opposite, and it is Tony who is eaten to death .

When Tony woke up again, it was dark, and he stretched his waist and asked, "Sol is gone?"

"Well, it is said that he went to Loki again."

Good Mr. Steve patiently listened to Sol's nagging, he could hear Loki's unique position in Sol's heart, but unfortunately his friend was too slow.

"Tsk, Captain, we are going to work!"

"it is good."

Tony decides that their plan is called the plan to capture Loki, and they must get Loki to sign an agreement if they are tricked and abducted.In the plan, he is the main force, and Steve is the assist.

"Then let us go and visit our lodger!"

Tony packed a dozen puddings from the refrigerator. Before talking about things, he wanted to give them gifts. As a businessman, he still understood that Loki likes sweets. kicked out.

Facts have proved that this is the case. Looking at the gift that Tony brought on the table, he nodded politely so that the two could sit down. Tony smiled very cheaply. He had already worked hard to get Loki out of the way quickly. Before he came He hinted more than once that he is not an annoying evil god, but gold is gold, and he can't be impulsive.

"It's really a rare visitor, I don't know why you are here?"

Restraining himself from rolling his eyes, Tony chuckled, "You know it well, don't you?"

"Is it about the agreement? Why don't you use that idiot Saul?"

Tony surprisingly agrees with Loki's words, Thor is an idiot.

"Now that you know, let's sign it!" Throwing the document and pen over, Loki caught it without opening it but put it aside, dragging his chin and looking at Tony with a half-smile.

"Stupid atrium man, why should I sign?"

"Don't you want to live with Saul for the sake of your goddamn*?"

Loki likes Thor, don't think they can't see it, Tony also gradually showed contempt, looking at Loki with an expression on his face that you are an idiot.

"Heh, I've only heard gossip about women. So the hero Iron Man in the atrium is a woman? How rude, ma'am."

Tony's words touched Rocky's pain point. He knew he liked Sol, but he didn't want others to know about it.So Loki opened up his attack power and provoked Tony. Tony retorted, not to be outdone, "Really? At least I won't like a fool."

"Yes, that's because you're stupid enough, stupid Atrium man."

"You mean Asgardian."

Steve knew that they couldn't sit together and talk properly, they would definitely quarrel, he decided to let them continue the quarrel, destined to accept the existence of Rocky, so it is good to communicate and communicate first, and grow up amidst the gunfire The captain believes that sometimes quarrels and force can actually be a bridge that can promote relationships.

When Tony and Rocky quarreled, Steve would listen to them quarreling intently, without talking or disturbing. When the two of them talked dry, he would hold Tony's hand and say goodbye politely. And also made an appointment for dinner with Rocky the next day.

The next day, I brought gifts to visit, and after eating the cookies in harmony, the two quarreled again because of a trivial matter, and left with dry mouth.

In the next ten days, they all carried out evening activities like this. On the third day, Sol didn't know who he heard, and he also cheekily joined the dinner in the Rocky Palace, and then became A living target for a quarrel.

Steve said that he actually had a lot of fun watching the show.

In the past 19 days, the two won and lost evenly, but in the routine quarrel after the dinner on the No. 19 day, Rocky actually won Tony for two days in a row. Tony was so angry that he couldn't sign the agreement. Teach Loki a lesson and make him feel uncomfortable, so on the [-]th day, he sneaked into the laboratory with an evil smile after breakfast, and didn't come out until he was going to have dinner at Loki's place without eating lunch.

Came out with a smug smile.