All human beings watch my farming

The people by the fire pond realized something was wrong when Lin Shuo yelled.

Although most people drank alcohol,? But there were also some people who did not drink at all, such as Feng, who poured down a glass.

Feng held several skewers of roasted meat for Lin Shuo in his hand, and sprinkled cumin.When he heard the sound of "Ula", he threw the meat on the stone, grabbed the knife, and ran towards the woods.

"wind!"

Yan ordered several soldiers to follow behind him.

"What did the ancestors encounter?"

"I don't know."

"The wind looks fierce."

The forest is only more than 100 meters away from the firepit. The moon is not bright tonight, and it is covered by clouds, and only swaying tree shadows can be seen in the distance.

The voice in the woods reached the soldiers' ears.

"Down! Sa! Grab him!"

"Hit him!"

"Slap him in the face!"

"Avenge Xiongpa!"

Bear roars filled the woods.

"Damn it! It's the bastard of the Big Bear Tribe!"

Feng's figure disappeared into the woods in a flash.

The rest of the fighters looked very ugly when they heard the sound of fists and fists coming from inside. They didn't expect that the fighters of the Big Bear Tribe would dare to go to their tribe to snatch people.

This is naked provocation!

"Go! Hit him!" Don't use Yan to command,? They strode towards the place where the voice came from, "Down with the stinky bear! Save the ancestor!"

Seeing that a group fight is inevitable.

……

Under the tree, the wind was stupefied.

"Feng, what are you doing in a daze, where is the ancestor?" The person rushing over from behind him asked urgently.

"Over there." Feng pointed at the tree.

Looking along his arm, the soldiers were first shocked, then speechless.

I saw two cumbersome brown bears hanging on the tree. Their huge bodies hugged the branches tightly and moved upward with difficulty, making a "beep, beep, beep" sound from their mouths.

Lin Shuo stood under the tree with his hands on his hips, still drunk.

He scolded: "You have the ability to carry out a sneak attack,? You have the ability to come down,? Don't hide in the tree, I know you owe it."

"Come down, come down, come down, come down!" He raised his foot and kicked the tree trunk, and the thick tree was shaken violently, and the leaves fell down like hair loss.

The brown bear was frightened and shook. One of them accidentally broke the branch and fell to the ground with a "bang", with a green leaf covering its head.

Lin Shuo said "Ula", and the brown bear skillfully hugged his head.

"Bang, bang, bang." This is how the sound of punching to the flesh came out.

Someone in the nearby bushes couldn't hide anymore. A young man from the Big Bear tribe jumped out from the shadows, caught Lin Shuo's fist that hit Big Bear, "hissed" his face, and said loudly: "Don't hit! If you hit again, you will be out The bear is dead!"

Lin Shuo: "Ula!"

A dark circle appeared on the young man's face.

"Stop fighting! Let's admit defeat, can't we admit defeat?"

"stop!"

Lin Shuo didn't seem to hear, and punched Xiong Sa's eye socket, making him cry.

"Stop hitting woo--"

Two dark circles hung symmetrically on Xiong Sa's face, and tears slid down his face like a waterfall.

Lin Shuo shook his fist and asked, "Are you convinced?"

"Submit, subdue." Afraid that he would still beat him, Xiong Sa hugged his bear and cried, "We are like Xiong Pa, why don't we serve as your bear's legs?"

"Brother Shuo!" he said loudly.The brown bear couldn't speak human language, so "Paji" sat down on the ground, clasped Lin Shuo's thighs with both paws, pushed it on his belly, tilted his head and said, "Wow."

Headed by Yan, the warriors of the tribe: "..."

Why did I run so desperately here?See the ancestors accept bear legs?Or watch brown bears act cute?

In short, the aggressiveness is not aggressive anymore.They hurriedly pulled Lin Shuo away, "Forget it, forget it, it's not good to kill him, we have to find a place to bury him."

"We are a civilized tribe, we only fight, we don't kill people."

"Since they really want to be bear legs, ancestors, you should be merciful and accept them."

The alcohol in Lin Shuo's blood was almost consumed after some exercise, and his head was a little dizzy. He held Feng's shoulders and muttered: "One end is not enough, and two more ends, I won't pay you wages, let me go to farm .”

"All kinds of things." Xiong Xia and Xiong Sa were frightened by the beating, so they promised what they said.

Lin Shuo looked at the two cheap laborers and was pleasing to the eye.

"Little Fengzi, help me go back!"

"Meow."

A small figure walked through the grass against the light, its golden pupils glowing in the dark night, it turned a blind eye to the messy scene, walked to Lin Shuo's feet, and brushed its tail past his ankles.

Lin Shuo was caught by Qing Lingling's gaze, and for some reason, he let go of the hand supporting Feng, and fixed his eyes on the wagging cat's tail without blinking.

"Meow?" Do you know who I am?

Lin Shuo followed her cat obediently and walked out of the woods.

He muttered: "Baby, beauty, let's go, let's go back to the cave."

"..."

Meowdan looked back and saw Feng standing where he was, dragging a long shadow on the ground alone. He was in a good mood, and Enzhun Lin Shuo stroked his tail.

The ancestor was gone, and the tribesmen left behind by him looked at each other in blank dismay.

"What about the two of them?" A soldier pointed to the two bears who were squatting on the ground with their heads in their arms.

Yan said: "Take it away and lock it up with Xiongpa."

"it is good."

The soldiers surrounded the two bears and walked towards the tribe. Someone had itchy hands and couldn't help touching the bear's head.

"Roar." The brown bear wanted to bite, but opened its mouth, but dared not.

"Hey!" said the soldier.

"how?"

"I said why this head is bigger than usual. I thought the hair was thick, but it turned out to be really fat."

He was beaten fat by his ancestors.

"Really? Really?" The soldiers looked curiously and touched one by one.

"Tsk tsk." There were constant twitches.

Knowing that the ancestors were cruel, they never expected such cruelty.

"So it's true that you're good at beating bears after drinking?"

Xiong Xia, Xiong Sa: "..."

When they were brought in front of Xiongpa, the two of them had already suffered all kinds of humiliation.

Xiong Pa was surprised: "Why are you here?"

"Xiong Pa!" The two were teary-eyed, and rushed forward excitedly, hugging their long-lost brother vigorously.

"Woo, you were also swollen? I knew...how did they bully you?"

"What?" Xiong Pa put down the skewers in both hands, wiped the oil off his mouth, and looked down at his fat waist.

He hesitated for a moment, then said dryly: "They insulted me with skewers, roasted whole cows, and slate barbecue."

"..."

"Gudong." Xiong Sa swallowed.

He saw on the bluestone beside him, the brown bear Patan with its belly, holding a gray-scaled animal leg to feast on, mouth full of oil.

Like Xiongpa, its belly gained a lot of weight in just two days.

Xiong Xia stepped forward and touched Pa's belly, "It's really fat, not because it was beaten."

Silence and Silence are the three members of the Big Bear Tribe tonight.

"You haven't said how you found the tribe. Didn't I leave a piece of wood with 'Don't save me' written on it?"

"...don't save me?"

"Well, why not?"

"..."

After a while, there was a "bang bang" sound from the side of the fire pond, and someone asked, "Why are the people from the Big Bear tribe fighting? The two newcomers are playing bear paws together?"

Yan took a look: "Leave them alone."

***

The next day.

Lin Shuo led the three bear legs and their bear to the river beach.

There is a river bend here. After years of scouring by the river, a thick layer of silt has accumulated, showing a healthy oily black color.

Lin Shuo reached out and grabbed a handful of soil, rubbed it with his fingertips, and according to the feel, he said: "This soil is not bad."

"How do you know..." Xiong Sa didn't finish his sentence, and was elbowed by Xiong Pa.

After fighting, arguing, clarifying the facts, and crying last night... After reuniting, Xiongpa taught the two brothers the exclusive secret of being a bear's leg.

"Do as I do, and you will not be beaten."

Xiong Sa was dubious, he cut down all the weeds according to Lin Shuo's instructions, and said, "Oh, we are blind to treat such a cruel person like you as a shameless face."

"Who made you look so good?"

"Couldn't you be the best looking and most able to fight in the whole tribe? We are so unlucky!"

"It's too much, how can there be such a perfect person like you in the world, how can others live like this?"

"..."

Hearing Xiong Sa's words, the person who was tanning the animal skin next to him couldn't help but move his butt to the side. He wondered why the people from the Big Bear Tribe spoke so strangely?

Seeing his action, Xiong Pa, Xiong Xia, and Xiong Sa said in unison: "Look, he's jealous of you!"

Tribal people: "..."

"Stop stirring up discord." Lin Shuo stopped their simple and pompous flattery.

Although he was drunk last night, he is not a person who forgets things after drinking too much. After waking up in the morning, Lin Shuo found that the cat was forcibly held in his arms, and he was holding the cat's tail tightly with one hand. It's cat fur, with three paw prints on the back of the hand.

Everything that happened last night gradually came to mind.

Lin Shuo: Maozi hurt me!

Escaping the vodka, but not the witch's cider.

It's also strange that Wu's alcohol has too much aftertaste. It's just a tank of fruit wine. How can there be such a high alcohol content?

Thinking of this, Lin Shuo felt very sorry.

He instructed the three of Xiongpa to cut all the weeds, fork them aside and dry them in the sun.

After patting the tall haystacks, Lin Shuo asked people to sit down and said, "What happened last night was my fault."

Actually apologize to us?Joy emerged in the hearts of the three.

Lin Shuo raised his hand and promised, "I, Lin Shuo, hereby swear that I won't drink when I beat a bear, and I won't beat a bear when I drink."

"Woo..." Xiong Sa couldn't hold back his tears. He wiped away his tears with his muddy hands and said, "So you still want to beat us?"

"This..." Lin Shuo said, "Have you ever heard of a famous saying that good legs come out of sticks?"

“Never heard of QaQ”

Because it was land reclamation, the workload on the first day was not too heavy. Just circle around five acres of fertile land, cut down the weeds on it, and put it aside to dry.

Afterwards, the hay is burned to ashes and can be used as potash fertilizer.

The three of Xiongpa are strong, and it takes three days for skilled old farmers on the earth to do the work.

Lin Shuo once again lamented his wise decision to accept the bear's legs.

"Okay," he said, "the bear stays, and the man can go about his own business."

"Or people can stay, and the bear can go out to let the wind go, you decide for yourself."

Xiong Pa muttered cunningly, and said to the brown bear: "Pa, go out and dig out the beehives. There are few bears in the tribe, but there must be a lot of beehives."

"Aw!" the brown bear yelled happily, pawed the last piece of land, and ran towards the woods like a husky without looking at its owner.

Lin Shuo heard that there was honey, and said loudly: "Wait, take out the honey and give me half of it! I'm going to make honey barbecue!"

He happily returned to the foot of the stone mountain, but before he had time to go up the mountain, he was stopped by an old man with wrinkled eyes and rough fingers

"Ancestor, I am a stonemason."

"Oh," Lin Shuo remembered, he promised Shizhu to teach the tribe the semi-automatic gun before, and he didn't forget it when he returned to the base, and asked Lin Ze to find someone to re-edit the blueprint and remove the parts that shouldn't appear in this era , designed a crossbow most suitable for tribal people.

He just drank and beat bears after he came back, and didn't bother to take out the design drawings.

"Come and sit." Lin Shuo found a clean place, broke off a branch, and wrote and drew on the ground.

"You want to ask about the bow and crossbow?" He said; "Come on, I'll tell you how to do it."

The mason held the crossbow thrown to him by Lin Shuo in his arms, and followed his drawings to construct it in his head. The more the structure became more miraculous, he never thought that an ordinary bow could have such a clever design and such a complicated structure.

"Understood?" Lin Shuo looked up after writing, startled.

The old man's eyes sparkled and he said: "Ancestor, you are too powerful, can I worship you as a teacher?"

Lin Shuo: "No need, no need, just ask me if you don't understand anything."

"need."

Lin Shuo refused, but the stonemason insisted on apprenticeship. He passed by the stone mountain in a tug-of-war, and asked in surprise, "Uncle the stonemason?"

Then Lin Shuo remembered that the mason was the one who picked up the wind from the trachoma "outside", and he changed his words: "I can promise you, but you have to promise me one thing."

"Ancestor, tell me!"

"Tell me about 'outside'."

"it is good."

"There's also something about Feng's childhood."

"no problem."

"And..." Lin Shuo originally wanted to add Wu, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it. There are still several months left before the time limit for the temporary task "Finding Wu's Secret", so there is no need to startle the snake.

He said, "That's it, apprentice."

Kazami and the two have been muttering, couldn't help but approach.He was practicing fighting with other warriors in the tribe just now, his forehead was slightly wet, and there was a bead of sweat hanging on his chin that would never fall.

"what are you guys saying?"

"Come, come," the stonemason waved and pulled Lin Shuo, "I have already worshiped my ancestors as my teacher."

"So from today onwards, the ancestors are not only your ancestors, but also your ancestors, do you understand?"

wind:"……"

a bolt from the blue.

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-03-07?23:54:02~2021-03-08?23:51:15期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Yinuoxuan? 10 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!