All human beings watch my farming

Chapter 44 The protagonist's first day of beating a bear

"Too unreasonable!"

"I introduced a high-quality lifestyle to these poor people with good intentions. Let them enjoy a moral and environmentally friendly life. This is entirely out of good intentions and without any selfishness. Is there anything wrong?"

"And they want to see my environmental protection point? This is revenge! Invasion of personal privacy! Shameless!"

"Just imagine,? If everyone in the upper class left the luxury cars, fancy dresses, and extravagant banquets, then who would provide jobs for poor people like them?"

"Environmental protection is what developing countries and poor people should do, not us! Eat artificial meat, stop taking cars and planes, ban all plastic products,? These are what they should do! Our task is to lead them,? Take out every penny in their pockets and let them enjoy a clean and environmentally friendly life!"

"Want to see my book balance? Do they deserve it?! They don't even look at their own pockets. The wallets are as clean as the snow on the ground. They can't take out a rice knife. What right do they have to ask me to do this?"

"But sir,? The crowd of protesters gathered at the gate of the company, which affected the sales of our company's products. They must check the balance of your environmental protection point, what should I do?"

"Do you need me to teach you this little thing? Swap the balance of the bank card with the environmental protection points, P-picture! Do you know the P-picture? If you don't, go to the BBC to learn!"

"...Okay,? I see, sir."

On the top of the skyscraper, You You, the CEO of the plant-based meat company known as the "environmental fighter" by the outside world, kicked the table, and angrily shouted: "How!? Dare!? You!!"

……

The turmoil on the earth will not affect Lin Shuo,? He opened his eyes and returned to the tribe.

"Hmm..." The luggage on his body weighed tens of kilograms, almost crushing Lin Shuo. He stood up and put the seeds into the storage space.

"System update to version 3.0?" Lin Shuo raised his brows, and asked, "I won't be overwhelmed by barrage?"

【Won't. 】The system asked him to see the requirement of "10000 environmental protection points".

"How many people in the world meet the standards for sending barrage?"

[Currently no more than two digits. 】

"That's all right."

Lin Shuo tidied up the storage space, and someone shouted at the bottom: "Ancestor! Wu asked you to come to the bonfire meeting. Today we will roast Bawang Iron Armor to eat!"

"OK, wait for me."

Lin Shuo put the barbecue ingredients on his body, thought for a while, and replaced a new battery for the exoskeleton armor.

He bent down and was about to pick up the cat's egg, but found it lying on the mat, breathing and brushing its beard, as if asleep.

System: [Cats are like this, you can take Tie Dan with you. 】

Lin Shuo rubbed the cat's ears and saw that the cat was still awake, so he said, "Let's go, Tiedan, let's eat meat!"

Watching his back disappear, the system breathed a sigh of relief.

It informed Rosh: [The player will come back in about three hours, hurry up. 】

……

The pagoda-shaped palace made of boulders and mud bricks and stacked upwards is located in the center of the city. Rosh paused when he walked up the steps.

"City Lord?" The people around him asked: "Your injury is still not healed? Do you need to seek medical treatment for you?"

"No need." The lord of Huangsha City, who fainted outside the city in full view and quickly opened his eyes, said, "Has the camel beast settled down?"

"Old Ada has been taken to the animal stable. You really don't need a sacrificial doctor? There are several prisoners in our prison, and we can use them to treat you."

"No need." Rosh frowned in disgust. He strode into the palace and asked, "Is there any news from Central City these days when I left?"

"The central city issued an order that the temple escaped an important sacrifice. As compensation, each city-state must contribute 1000 slaves before the next sacrifice."

"1000?" Rosh calculated that the desert surrounding the central city had hundreds of large and small city-states, adding up to [-] slaves.

"God's appetite is getting bigger and bigger." He said coldly.

"Has the envoy from Central City come to Huangsha City?"

"No, how dare they." The man in the linen robe lit the bronze lamp in the hall and said, "I heard about it from the merchants who came to sell animals from several nearby city-states. Some people probed their brains, and old Ada led people to arrest several spies who wanted to enter the city, and several nearby city-states were not safe."

"With so many slaves, in just a few months, if the number of slaves is not enough, the city-states can only go to war..."

At that time, the big city-states will lead people to attack the small and medium-sized city-states, and the small and medium-sized city-states will unite to attack the nearby city-states. It is conceivable that the land will be in chaos in the next few months.

"They'd better not come here to make an idea of ​​Huangsha City." After all the lights were turned on, Rosh untied his cloak and shook it on the ground casually.

"Gululu—" Something rolled to the ground and rolled all the way to the corner.

"This is..." The people in the hall glanced casually, their eyes widened.

"You, you..." He pointed to the head of the god statue that was severed from the neck at the root, and said, "How dare you..."

"Why don't you dare? I'm not even afraid of gods, but I'm afraid of these dead things?" Roche sat on a chair covered with soft animal skins.

"That's right." The man patted his chest with lingering fear.

He looked into the eyes of the god statue, no matter how uncomfortable it looked, his eyes turned to his robe, feeling pain in his heart.

"Use this." Before the man tore off his robe, Rosh kicked over a broken straw mat for his feet.

The man's eyes lit up, he wrapped the statue's head with a straw mat, and heaved a sigh of relief.

"With this holy object, Huangsha City will soon become stronger."

"You can figure it out yourself." Rosh glanced at the twilight outside the arched skylight: "Come here today."

"Okay, I'm afraid you are tired after driving such a long distance. Many of the councilors are out and can't make it back. I sent a letter bird to inform them, and we will discuss the matter of Huangsha City during this time together tomorrow. "

"Let's talk..." Rosh thought of his other identity "meow egg" and rubbed his forehead.

At this time, the man who had already exited the palace suddenly remembered something, and turned around and said: "By the way, Boulder City has recently brought in a group of barbarian slaves, and they will be auctioned off in the arena in a month. I want to take old Ada to have a look. .”

"Savage slaves?"

"Yes, I heard from the businessman that they have totems on their faces, which are not drawn. Their strength and physique are larger than ordinary people, and they are exactly the same as the legendary god-forsaken people from the wild forest. These god-forsaken people have always lived in the depths of the wild forest. It rarely appears in the outside world, and I don’t know how Boulder City got a dozen of them in one breath. Now the surrounding city-states have spread, and the lord of Boulder City said that it takes 2 camels or 10 slaves to exchange A savage."

"In order to prove that the business is worthwhile, he will let the barbarian slaves fight the fierce beasts in the arena, as long as they pay the money, they can watch it."

"Didn't old Ada say that he came from the wild forest? I made an agreement with others to take him to have a look. Maybe there are people he knows inside."

"..."

For some reason, after saying these words, the man felt that the atmosphere surrounding Rosh suddenly became gloomy. Although his face was still expressionless, his aura had completely changed.The kind of anger suppressed under calm, usually only felt from him when talking about God.

He asked in a strange way: "Do you want to go together?"

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, the man regretted it. Rosh didn't like wrestling. Everyone knew that this was related to his childhood experience.He hated people locked in cages and biting and fighting like wild beasts. Therefore, every nearby city-state has an arena, but Huangsha City never had one from the beginning.

"I said the wrong thing..." The man was about to apologize, but he heard Rosh say: "I'll go!"

The voice was low, with a bit of gnashing of teeth.

The man raised his head in surprise, and was glared at by the handsome city lord, so he turned around and walked down the steps, guessing what made the city lord change his mind.

In the empty hall, Rosh kicked his head wrapped in straw, and thought: He doesn't want to go either, but Lin Shuo is still in the wild forest.

Damn Boulder City, where did their wild forest slaves come from?Don't let him know that they are planning to attack the entire wild forest, or he will have to kill these people!

***

within the tribe.

The bonfire is jumping, and the atmosphere is in full swing.

Lin Shuo handed over the work of skewering, sprinkling, and turning the meat to different people, and he moved his mouth beside him.

A few new fighters in Fenglin did a good job, stealing food while roasting.

Wu Rarely was so generous, he brought out the fruit wine he brewed from the cave, and poured a small glass for each of them.

Lin Shuo teased him: "One cup is too little, give me the whole jar."

"No!" Wu hugged the stone jar tightly and looked at him vigilantly: "It's not good to drink too much of this wine, you will faint."

"I won't." Lin Shuo said: "I don't feel dizzy after drinking too much, only other symptoms will appear."

"what?"

"Want to beat a bear."

"..."

Hearing this, Xiongpa, who ate the skewers in one hand until his mouth was dripping with oil, quietly moved his butt to the side.

"It's really vicious."

"What did you say?"

"I said..." Xiong Pa was quick to wit: "Brother Shuo, don't look at me like that, it makes me feel uncomfortable."

"Uncomfortable?" Lin Shuo rolled up his sleeves, "I'll make you feel comfortable after tightening the skin."

"No, no, that's not what I mean," Xiong Pa said sincerely, "Your face is so handsome. When you see it like that, I wish I could get into the cracks in the ground. I'm also human. Why am I so ugly? It's just born to make up the number, woo woo..."

Lin Shuo patted him on the shoulder: "Be confident, you were born to make up the numbers."

One day, just one day, Xiongpa has gotten used to the life of being a bear's leg.Habits are just too scary.

In the distance, in the woods, two young men from the Great Bear Tribe were lying on a tree with their bear.

This place is already within the scope of the tribe, and the temperature brought by the firepit spreads to the surroundings, driving away the nearby beasts.As an awakened warrior, rashly entering the range of other tribes' fire pits, the two members of the Big Bear tribe felt a little heavy in their limbs, their chests seemed to be pressed by a stone, and their breathing was difficult.

"Hold on for a while longer," Xiong Xia said, "I saw them drinking and eating meat. When they get drunk, we grab the bear pagoda and run away. We are riding the bear, and they will definitely not be able to catch up."

Xiong Sa nodded, watching the tribal people singing and dancing enviously, and smelled the tempting smell of barbecue in his nose, which made him greedy, and his stomach gurgled non-stop.

Suddenly, Xiong Sa turned his ears: "Xiong Xia, did you hear Xiong Pa's cry?"

A whimpering sound floated in the air, and the two soldiers who had been with Xiong Pa quickly recognized his voice.

They looked at each other, secretly startled.

"unacceptable!"

"What did the tribesmen do to Xiongpa?"

In their impression, Xiongpa is a tall, ferocious, strong and reliable existence, although sometimes he is stupid, but that is a common problem of their Big Bear tribe, it is not a big deal.Xiongpa can bring the most and the best prey to the tribe, and has always been the idol of all young warriors.However, the cries of such a high-ranking warrior who can fight fierce beasts one-on-one are so miserable and helpless, it is impossible to imagine how cruelly he has been treated.

The people of the Big Bear Tribe were filled with righteous indignation.

"Xiongxia, let's get Xiongpa back now, shall we?"

"No!" Xiong Xia was not angry in his heart, he clenched his palms, suppressed the anger, and said: "Don't be impulsive, Xiong Pa is still waiting for us to save him, we must seize the opportunity and continue to endure until... …Huh?"

He found a good time, and it seemed that there was no need to bear it.

Without opening his mouth, Xiong Sa also noticed the situation and stretched out his hand to point forward.

Lin Shuo staggered towards the firepit, holding on to the tree trunk.

In the end, he snatched the stone jar from Wu's hand, took a big gulp, and slapped the old man on his chest in anger.

"Waste! Waste!"

"Don't be angry, I'll make better wine for you later."

"What do you brew with?"

"Too much." Lin Shuo pondered whether to brew rice wine, beer or sorghum wine, and put his arm around the old man's shoulders: "I have a discussion with you, since no one wants the land by the river anyway, why don't you let me grow something... "

Wu didn't know what to think, and agreed.

Lin Shuo is very satisfied, as long as Wu agrees, he can't help denying the following things casually, whether it is being an ancestor or growing crops.

"The stamina of this wine is quite strong." Lin Shuo thought, walked under a tree, opened his trouser waist, and whistled.

The night was getting darker, and the darkness blurred everything around, which also concealed the figures of Xiong Xia and the other two.

They lay not far away, watching Lin Shuo solve his physical problems.The two exchanged glances——

"Just him?"

"Little white face."

"It's weak at first glance."

"People in the tribe call him the ancestor, and he has a very high status."

"So……"

"While he is peeing, kidnap him, threaten the tribe, and exchange Xiongpa back."

"So happy to decide."

It would be inhuman to miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Everything took less than 1 second, and the next moment, the two of them followed their usual habits, letting their bear go first, while the other stayed behind to beat the sap.

"Down!"

"Sa!"

"Go!"

……

Under the night, Lin Shuo rubbed his eyes, drunk, he saw two huge brown bears rushing towards him.

For a moment, Lin Shuo couldn't tell whether he was in the tribe or in the training ground.

It was completely conditioned reflex, he said loudly: "Ula!!!"

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Lin Shuo: Ulla! ! ! (beat the bear)

Instructor: You are a qualified fighter.But you are not a qualified hairy yet.

Lin Shuo: How can I become a qualified boy?

The instructor pulled out the vodka.

Lin Shuo: Ton, ton, ton.

Lin Shuo: Ulla! ! !

Lin Shuo: Hit the bear.

Instructor: Now you are.

As a note, Dr. Jiang’s story in the previous chapter was inspired by a small video of a police dog bathing on the Internet.

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