All human beings watch my farming

Back in his dormitory, Lin Shuo took the cat out of his pocket and said "good night".

He goes to the bathroom to take a shower.

Rosh jumped off the ground with a "meow", walked around the cat food that Lin Shuo had prepared for himself, and walked to the door of the bathroom.

Two golden cat eyes were shining, he tilted his head thoughtfully, and his ear tips trembled slightly.

It turns out that the monitoring of the system? Is there a way to bypass it?

"system."

【I am here. 】

Rosh inserted his claws into the crack of the door, and scratched a few times, "Meow."

The sound of water splashing.

It jumped high, its body was hanging on the bathroom doorknob, and it pressed down hard.

Very good,? Lin Shuo didn't lock the bathroom door.

With a "click", the door opened silently, mist filled the air, and in the transparent shower room, Lin Shuo's body was looming in the mist. He picked up the shower head, and rinsed the foam above his head.

"Crash-"

The system panicked: [You, what are you going to do? 】

Luo Shi didn't bother to answer its nonsense, and walked forward silently on catwalks, three meters, two meters away from Lin Shuo...

[I warn you,? You, you, don't...]

"Bang bang bang", it reservedly knocked on the shower door three times with its cat's paw.

The door opened, Lin Shuo lowered his head in surprise, and picked up a cat that was slightly bigger than his palm: "Meow, why are you here? Do you want to take a bath together?"

"bring it on."

【Zizi——】

The voice in Rosh's mind finally seemed to be covered with a layer of fog and turned into meaningless noise.

"Meow." With its limbs stiff, Lin Shuo lathered himself, rubbed it on his belly, and thought, "So that's it, this is 'personal privacy'."

As long as the human being named Lin Shuo exposes his "personal privacy", the existence called "System" attached to him will no longer be able to monitor every move around him, and will no longer be able to interfere with it.

In the golden cat's eyes, the inevitable light shines.

It was late at night, and the person on the bed fell into a deep sleep.

The cat next to the pillow opened its eyes, walked to Lin Shuo's neck, and lowered its head.

"System, are you there?"

[You, you, what are you going to do? 】

The cat pushed Lin Shuo's hand away with its head, picked up a corner of the air-conditioning quilt with a little difficulty, and pushed the quilt to the ground.

【you--】

Rosh's eyes flashed, he bit the hem of Lin Shuo's pajamas, and skillfully rolled up the clothes to his chest.

【you can not do that--】

"Meow", he stepped on his chest a few times in displeasure, walked to Lin Shuo's waist with painstaking efforts, and stretched his head downward.

【! ! ! 】

【You are a criminal z—】

Grab the waistband of the pajama pants and pull them.

"system?"

The answer to Rosh was silence.

He stopped, lay on Lin Shuo's belly, and pawed the waist of his trousers with his paws, making the waistline lower and revealing a beautiful waistline.

"system?"

【…】

The sharp teeth bit the navel, leaving two teeth marks.

Rosh suppressed the slightly abnormal feeling in his heart, and said again: "System."

【………】

Can it be done to this extent?

The cat finally stopped, stepped on the smooth and warm skin of the human, and snuggled up to him to fall asleep.

In the dream, the door to the new world opened in front of Rosh.

……

The next day.

The sun shone through the skylight, and a trace of gold fell on Lin Shuo's eyelids.

"What time is it, let me sleep for a while..."

Lin Shuo felt a little heavy in his chest and turned over on the bed.

"Meow!"

The sudden feeling of weightlessness woke Rosh up from his sleep, and he subconsciously grabbed the things around him that he could cling to.

...But he forgot that Lin Shuo's pajamas had already been rolled up to his chest, and his pajama pants had been stripped off in half.

The indescribable place was stepped on by a soft paw, and it was even clenched. The sleeping part instantly became refreshed, and there was a feeling of electricity, and Lin Shuo woke up instantly with a shudder on his back.

"Who?!"

He sat up from the bed in shock, and met a pair of cat eyes that were equally shocked.

Luo Shihua generally sat on Lin Shuo's waist and abdomen, raised his hind paws, wanting to die of shame and anger.

Lin Shuo and his cat looked at each other for a few seconds, trying to understand the cause and effect, he: "..."

To be honest, the scene just now was a bit embarrassing, but it was not so embarrassing as it was my cat, and it was also a male.

After all, he lived in the men's dormitory, and he had never seen anything before. Lin Shuo pulled up his clothes to cover his spiritual parts. Seeing that Miaodan still looked stiff and petrified after being hit hard, he lowered his head and brought his lips together. to the furry ears, and asked—

"How is it, is daddy old?"

"..."

The golden eyes suddenly widened, the chest heaved, and the fluff exploded, turning into a hot little ball of hair.

After a while, Meowdan raised his front paw and slapped Lin Shuo on the face angrily.

"Meow!" Shameless!

Lin Shuo was speechless: "Obviously I was caught by Xianmiao, I haven't said anything yet, why do you look like you've been tarnished?"

"Boy, it's impossible to be so innocent."

"..." Mao Tuan glared at him, jumped out of bed, and went into the bathroom to wash his paws.

Lin Shuo looked around, picked up the quilt on the ground, and folded it into cubes.

"Strange, I don't sleep very honestly. Could it be that I have been too angry recently?"

After thinking about it for a long time, Lin Shuo blamed everything on the beast meat he ate in the tribe.

"Eating only meat and no vegetables will definitely get angry... This time, bring more vegetable seeds, otherwise I will suffer from vitamin deficiency."

"System, what kind of seeds do you think you should bring...system?"

After speaking, Lin Shuo realized that the system had not made any sound since he woke up.

"System, what's wrong with you?"

【QaQ】

A string of strange kaomoji appeared in front of him.

The system was finally unblocked, and what I saw was no longer an endless mosaic.It recalled what happened before it was imprisoned in a small black room, implying something: [Game player, boys must protect themselves. 】

"what are you saying?"

【Do you know what Meowdan did last night?Meow egg it...]

It wants to lift your quilt, take off your clothes, make you sick and cold, unable to complete the training, and can only let it do whatever it wants.

What a poisonous cat!

After the system finished speaking, Rosh suddenly walked out of the bathroom. It saw Lin Shuo was neatly dressed, his eyes flickered, and he looked around, as if he was looking for something.

The system shut up all of a sudden.

Lin Shuo said empathetically, "Don't worry, I understand, Miao Dan saw me kicking off the quilt in the middle of the night, and purposely lay on me to keep me warm."

"I won't misunderstand it."

After speaking, Lin Shuo took a change of clothes and went into the bathroom.

【Do not! 】

With a "click", the system and Rosh were locked out.

System: The causal relationship is completely reversed!

Under Maoyan's search, its code shrank into a ball.

[I... I didn't say anything. 】

Rosh remained calm.He recalled the previous contact, his paws were a little hot, even though he had rinsed them with cold water several times, the inexplicable anxiety in his heart still couldn't be washed away.

This emotion made Rosh feel strange.

He thought of the black horned birds that often hovered over the desert. They were called "the messengers of death" by those familiar with the desert. They would stare at their prey when the hurricane passed by, and when the prey was dehydrated and weak, they fell to the ground. Just fly down from the sky and eat its flesh and internal organs.

He is like a black trumpet bird, with a greedy thirst for knowledge about Lin Shuo and the world behind Lin Shuo.

He wants to peel off the hidden secrets of the two worlds layer by layer until he realizes his long-cherished wish.

"Don't worry, I won't do anything to Lin Shuo." Rosh said to the system: "After all, he helped me leave the temple. As I said, I will repay him."

System: [I also helped you leave the temple! 】

【... So, can you repay me? 】

[No need to promise with your body!Just cooperate with me to complete the task! 】

Rosh: "... depends on your performance."

"Meow?" Lin Shuo came out of the bathroom and noticed that his cat was sitting upright on the chair.

Before he could speak, the system said: [This morning is an activity class, right?Meowdan will not accompany you. 】

"why?"

The system displayed a large list of course schedules in front of Lin Shuo: [This is the online course I arranged for Miaodan from a well-known domestic school, ranging from elementary school to doctorate. 】

[Our cat is going to Tsinghua University, don't delay the child! 】

Lin Shuo: "..."

It took him a long time and he still couldn't accept that Miaodan's college entrance examination ambition was higher than his own. With this feeling, he had breakfast and walked all the way to the training ground.

According to the plan, Lin Shuo will be able to meet the first batch of foreign instructors who came to China in the activity class this morning.

He was a little curious.

In fact, last night Lin Shuo asked Director Yuan which country these foreign instructors came from, but Director Yuan did not answer.

He said mysteriously: "Coincidentally, among the team of instructors who volunteered this time, there is an instructor from a country who is very suitable to deal with the situation you encounter in the game world, so we approved his application first."

"The skills he wants to teach are tailor-made for you. If you learn them well, they will be of great help to your life in the near future, so you must learn them well."

"In this skill, I can swear that no country in the world is more proficient than them."

what is it then?With the expectation of learning "traditional arts" soon, Lin Shuo pushed open the door of the training ground.

"Roar--"

A gust of wind accompanied by a roar came from the iron cage in the middle of the training ground.

Hearing the sound, the giant beast in the cage turned around awkwardly, grabbed the railing with both claws, squeezed a simple and honest face between the railings, and looked at Lin Shuo with black peas.

"Roar."

It opened its mouth wide, its white teeth gleaming coldly.

"..."

Seeing the brown bear locked in a cage, standing nearly three meters tall, shaking the cage made of refined steel until it shivered, Lin Shuo said, "...Sorry for the trouble."

Three white men in Mao country military uniforms who looked stronger than a bear turned their heads.

They waved to Lin Shuo enthusiastically, and said in substandard Mandarin: "Howl, Lin."

"Hello." Lin Shuo saw the instructor who was in charge of teaching him how to survive in the wild standing next to the instructor of Maoguo. He seemed to be having a good conversation, and gave him a questioning look.

Huaguo instructor said: "Let me introduce, these are three instructors from Mao, Captain Sergey, Captain Goncharov, and Major Pushkin."

"What they want to teach me is..." An ominous premonition rose in Lin Shuo's heart.

Captain Goncharov seemed to be able to understand Chinese. He patted the iron cage beside him, and said in the sound of "cracking": "This is Peter, a brown bear from the Mao country airlifted from the Siberian plain."

"It's strong, fierce, bold, as heroic as we Mao people."

"Our task is to teach you to defeat it within three days."

Lin Shuo: "..."

The ominous premonition came true.

The author has something to say: I was called to work overtime today, so I don’t have time to write too much, I will write more tomorrow orz