All human beings watch my farming

The first time is raw and the second time is familiar,? Returning to the base again, Lin Shuo is familiar with the road.

The place of return is the room he left, and the people who came to greet him stood under the fluorescent lamp.

Director Yuan, Team Lin, Team Leader Zheng...

There were a few new faces in the crowd who came from all over the country. How many people Lin Shuo had seen on the news broadcast.

Through a glass window, Lin Shuo smiled at the people he knew, and handed out the sampling bag in his arms, "Fortunately, life is not disgraceful."

"Wait a minute." Team leader Zheng entered the door wearing a protective suit, leading someone to spray a solution in the air to prevent alien creatures from invading.

He asked people to send the samples brought back by Lin Shuo to the laboratory, then took off his gloves, and took the slightly irritable Xiaobawang armor with fiery eyes.

"This is Iron Egg, right? Come,? Check out the new gift the base has prepared for you!"

With a "click", the mouth cage specially used to deal with large savage dogs was buckled on Tie Dan's face, fitting tightly to its facial contours, without a single gap of struggle.

Tie Dan: "Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo——"

He shook his head vigorously, but he couldn't get rid of it, not to mention biting through the steel rod thick as a finger.

Director Yuan clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Look, I just said it's very suitable."

"Then I'll take it away?" Team leader Zheng said: "First build a model of the body shape data,? Then collect a small amount of samples, and then take an X-ray. This is the first game world creature we have obtained. live."

Lin Shuo brought Tie Dan back to the tribe with this idea in mind,? He said, "Go, go... By the way, there is one more thing."

"what?"

"Don't forget to sterilize the iron egg."

"Don't worry,?" Team Leader Zheng pointed to a new face in the crowd: "Look there, the famous veterinarians in Qinchuan Province are all ready!"

"Okay," Lin Shuo waved, "Goodbye, Tie Dan."

"Woooo..."

Tie Dan patted his tail irritably, and felt a burst of coolness rushing up from his lower abdomen in the warm embrace of humans.

It was only ten days old, and I still don't know why.

……

"You have lost your eggs, your dignity, and your fierceness of biting everyone..." Lin Shuo was in a good mood when he walked out of the small room, humming.

He just stopped talking when Director Yuan stepped forward.

Director Yuan asked with concern: "Are you okay? Is there any discomfort? Do you need psychological intervention?"

After Lin Shuo refused, he said: "Then let's have a small meeting later and briefly talk about the work progress of the past few days, and then you can go back to the dormitory to rest."

"no problem."

The heads of various departments at the base sat down on both sides of the conference table, and the projector at the front was turned on.

"The Internet Security Department will come first."

"... After guidance, the public opinion has basically stabilized. At present, the mainstream public opinion in China is still very supportive of Lin Shuo. We suggest that Lin Shuo can share more about his daily life on social media to let people who care about you know. You are also an ordinary person with flesh and blood, so as to counter some conspiracy theories widely spread abroad, and the claim that Hua Guo handed over the "secretly manufactured human weapon Lin Shuo" to the United Nations for trial."

Lin Shuo: "..." That's outrageous.

Perhaps because his expression was too shocked, the person in charge of the cybersecurity team smiled and said, "Just get used to it. Some anti-intellectualists abroad have always behaved like this. They are just guns in the hands of some political groups."

Lin Shuo took his mobile phone and opened Weibo. The military-spec mobile phone was jammed for a second by the swarm of private messages from the background.

Looking at the "9999999+" on the little red dot, Lin Shuo said, "Is that exaggerated?"

You know, his mobile phone was not working properly during the live broadcast, and he only came back for a few minutes?

The person in charge nodded silently: "In five days, Weibo, Twitter, Facebook, and even P-site were paralyzed twice in a row. You are the first one. The Guinness Book of Records publicly stated that it would give you an award certificate, and they all came to your door."

Lin Shuo: "..."

"Just kidding, they can't find you."

So you really want to issue me a certificate?

In addition to Chinese, there are English, Japanese, Korean, and some incomprehensible text in the private message. Some of the Chinese words and sentences are incomprehensible and the word order is confusing. Visually, it was translated by translation software.

Lin Shuo swiped his hand, intending to empty it, "Huh?"

He snapped his fingers and opened a strange private message, "Lin Shuo, the pride of Nanbang Nation! Please do your best to spread Dongyi culture to other worlds! Revitalize the Big Bang Republic!!!"

"What's the meaning?!"

"Haha," said the person in charge, "this is another interesting thing. A famous history professor at Nanbang National University studied your family's 1-generation genealogy and made an important discovery—that is, you are actually Nanbang Chinese! Your great-great-great-great-great-grandfather has 4/3 Dongyi blood, and your great-great-great-great-great-grandmother has 4/[-], so you add up to [-]% pure blood Nanbang people!"

"He announced on the radio that he would use this discovery to apply for next year's Nobel Prize in History."

Lin Shuo: "...the Nobel Prize in History?"

"No, why didn't I know my ancestors were Dongyi people?"

"That's not right, the Dongyi people are not from the Nanbang Kingdom?"

There are so many pitfalls that Lin Shuo doesn't know which rebuttal to answer: "Have they asked for my permission to declare that I am a Nanbang person without authorization?"

"No need," the person in charge opened a comment under Nanbangguo News, and translated for Lin Shuo: "Nabangguo has already begun to celebrate this major breakthrough in history, and they plan to include it in textbooks next year to share with the world. The world announced."

"Also, Nanbangguo will use you to apply for World Heritage at the end of the year. The official hopes that you will cooperate and don't be ungrateful."

Lin Shuo: "..."

Director Yuan smiled and said, "Okay, let me say something to brighten the atmosphere, but in the end you frightened our classmate Xiao Lin."

"Don't pay attention to these remarks," he said, "The clown is not worth mentioning."

"Yes," the people in the conference room agreed, "It's because you don't have confidence in your own country that you want to steal other people's children."

"And falsified history."

"Fabricating facts."

"Yelang is arrogant."

"The face is as big as a basin."

"It just adds to the laughing stock."

Lin Shuo: "Why are you more angry than me?"

The person in charge of the network security group showed him the translated Nanbangguo hot search under the table: #Please Huaguoren Return Lin Shuo to Nanbangguo, don’t just rely on the strength of the country to do whatever you want#

"Good guy," Lin Shuo said in surprise, "A thief is calling for a thief!"

"In professional terms, this is called Leapfrog Porcelain, but if you pay attention to it, it will win."

Under the explanation of the person in charge of the Internet Security Department, Lin Shuo did not respond, so as not to be exploited.

He posted a Weibo message saying "I'm back" and changed his profile picture to the national flag of Huaguo to express his attitude.

Leaving aside how many commotions were caused by this microblog on the Internet, after turning off the phone, Director Yuan said two more things——

First, according to the agreement of the United Nations, the first batch of instructors sent by other countries to conduct special training for Lin Shuo arrived yesterday, and the formal teaching will begin tomorrow.

second--

"Let Lao Zheng talk about it." Director Yuan said.

Team leader Zheng cleared his throat: "This is a very important discovery!"

He picked up the remote control, and a glass vessel appeared in the projector, containing a thin layer of soil. On the top of the soil, two young leaves broke free and stretched out towards the direction of the fluorescent lamp.

Lin Shuo's eyes widened: "This, could it be..."

"Yes," Team Leader Zheng said, "We found that the soil in the game world can grow crops in our world. The sixth element in the soil will not cause damage to the crops, but can help them stay away from diseases and grow faster. Good again."

"That is to say, Lin Shuo only needs to bring a batch of seeds when he returns to the game world next time, and he can start planting in the tribe!"

"Wow!" The people present were excited by this news and applauded vigorously, commending the great discovery of the scientific research team.

The system found that the joy on everyone's faces was not fake, and asked Lin Shuo: [Isn't it just farming?Why are they so happy? 】

[Is it because you can fill your stomach without hunting?You do not understand the difficulty of planting. 】

Lin Shuo: "You don't understand Chinese people."

system:【……】

After talking about these few things, the meeting was basically over. After Lin Shuo got up, he suddenly remembered something: "I'm going to the bathroom."

He looked at everyone and smiled apologetically.

People in the conference room smiled back.

After washing his hands in the bathroom, Lin Ze walked in after waiting for 30 seconds.

Lin Shuo was not surprised: "Team Lin."

Lin Ze glanced at the surveillance probe.

Lin Shuo: "Don't worry, I tried it. The system has strict restrictions on prying into personal privacy. It can't see what we are doing."

Lin Ze nodded and turned on the faucet: "What's the matter?"

Lin Shuo took out two more sampling bags from his arms.

Inside one was a few fiery red hairs with burn marks, and inside the other was a gold chain.

"This is..." Lin Ze stared at the gold chain, his eyes widened slightly.

"Yes, this is the 'remuneration' given to me by someone in the game world." Lin Shuo put his hands under the heater to dry, and said, "But I have no memory."

Amidst the noise of the heater, he said: "Please ask the base to help me test the reason for the corrosion of these redback hairs, and—"

Lin Shuo turned over the gold chain, pointed to the end and said, "Extract the DNA here, and analyze the information left in it."

There is a dried blood stain on the sharp cut near the end, the size of a needle tip, and it will be ignored if you don't pay attention.

"Okay." With Lin Ze's stability, his breathing fluctuated slightly.

It was impossible to make this gold chain with the tribe's current level of craftsmanship, not to mention that Lin Shuo had lived in the tribe for so long, and had never seen them use metal products at all.

This drop of blood remaining on the gold chain may be the key to their deep understanding of the game world.

After explaining the two things, Lin Shuo raised his head and was about to walk out of the bathroom, but Lin Ze said, "I also have something to tell you."

"what?"

Before Lin Ze could speak, there was a "squeak", and Director Yuan pushed the door open and walked in.

He and Lin Ze glanced at each other, saw the sampling bag in his hand, instantly understood what happened, and took out a stack of folded printing paper from his arms: "I guess Lao Lin is going to tell you about this."

Lin Shuo looked down at the paper, on which it was printed——

"IOU?"

"I borrow a pair of scissors from the base, a medicine box... a universal key material, a 3D printer for one use, a stainless steel kitchen knife, and a bottle of aqua regia."

"April 2035, 9."

"The signature is..."

Lin Shuo.

Seeing his signature, Lin Shuo: "..."

Director Yuan asked: "Do you have any impression?"

Sure enough, Lin Shuo shook his head.

Later he said again: "No, there is still a little bit."

Although I don't remember when and under what circumstances I signed these IOUs, there is always a voice in my mind that keeps repeating "Don't forget what you signed today..."

"Don't forget what you signed today...don't forget what you signed today!"

With a "snap", Lin Shuo's hand slapped heavily on the marble countertop.

Outrageous!

You are the one who caused the trouble, borrow something and sign my name, the reward...

"what?"

to me.

Seeing the big gold chain that was extraordinarily bright under the light, Lin Shuo suddenly lost his temper.

He walked out of the bathroom, recalling Director Yuan's words in his mind: "We found these IOUs the day before yesterday. They were found in the back kitchen of the cafeteria, the clinic, on the 3D printer in the factory building, and in Lao Zheng's laboratory. Because it was signed by you. Name, so the relevant personnel have been interviewed, and the matter was kept silent."

"I saw that you didn't mention it when you came back, so I guessed something was wrong, and sure enough..."

"But generally speaking, although the system has concealed some things, we still have something to gain. First, we know that it is subject to certain basic rules and cannot do whatever we want. Second, as long as we find out the Mystery, I have a hunch that our understanding of the system and the game world will take a big step forward."

The three of them faced the large mirror in the bathroom, nodded, and then walked out of the bathroom one after another.

As expected, the system found nothing, and it said: [The average time you usually spend going to the bathroom is 1 minute and 05 seconds, this time it took 2 minutes and 05 seconds, do you need medical help? 】

Lin Shuo: "No, thank you. In fact, I was scolding the Nanbang people with Team Lin just now."

"I didn't eat a grain of rice or a noodle from their country, and I still have the face to say that I am from Nanbang! Shameless! I am ugly, but I think beautiful!"

system:【……】

It said: [False is false, the facts will not be distorted by a few rumors, players don't have to be so excited. 】

Lin Shuo: "I'm going to scold, and I'm going to scold loudly."

He swears and walks back to the dormitory.

Out of curiosity, the system used the monitoring it left behind to check the network of Nanbangguo.

[%￥#%&*%￥! ! 】

There was a sudden noise in Lin Shuo's ears, and at the same time, garbled characters appeared in front of his eyes.

"What's going on?" He was startled.

The system said angrily: [I'm scolding Nanbangguo, because the program that touches civilization has been blocked. 】

"Why?" Lin Shuo's anger was half-truthful, and he was even more curious about what happened to the system.

System: [They actually said that a certain Nanbang man named Tangun who lived for 14 billion years created me at the same time as the universe was born! #￥%! #@! ! 】

【nonsense!Spread rumors!My master is obviously...]

"Who?"

The system stopped talking, remembering a certain piece of code sealed in the core, it: [Hmph hum. 】

Lin Shuo didn't get the answer he wanted, so he comforted him not too distractedly: "It's okay, what's fake is fake, and the facts won't be distorted by a few rumors, so you don't have to be so excited."

system:【……】

It has worked hard for a long time, but the code that says [angry] in the background still cannot be deleted.Therefore, the system secretly manipulated the geomagnetic field by using the authority.

In the sky, a national plane carrying protesters suddenly failed to receive navigation information and was forced to return.

At the same time, several ships lost their direction in the sea and were washed back to the peninsula by the rough waves.

The system looks at the protest light boards prepared in the cargo warehouses of airplanes and ships #请华国公司收起Lin Shuo和系统免费#

It: [Hmph! 】

Dare to spread rumors about me and Lin Shuo?So that you can't get out of your own tiny place for the rest of your life!

The author has something to say: System: The whole base, I am the stupidest QaQ

In addition, after writing 15 words in this article, the protagonist is finally going to start farming!Gear up!