Learn to cook Xiaojiao online goose raising [Gourmet]

The nearest Wang Dagui was not only splashed with soil, but also collapsed on the spot in fright, and a puddle of foul-smelling yellow water flowed out of his pants.

The two people beside him were not much better. Chen Fu knelt down on the ground, his whole body was shaking like chaff, his lips were purple, and he murmured: "I didn't hurt anyone, I just robbed something, I didn't hurt anyone..."

Li Youcai was next to Chen Fu, his limbs were limp on the ground, and he pointed at the goose and shouted:

"That's not a goose, that's a monster, look into its eyes."

The people in the village had never seen this kind of scene before, only then did they see that the big gray goose had four eyes, and was immediately led away by Li Youcai, and they all echoed:

"This is a monster, it was struck by lightning, kill it quickly!"

"Can't!"

Zeyu hugged the goose tightly and retreated instinctively. His spiritual power was almost exhausted and he could not protect himself at all.

And the faces of these mortals showed undisguised malice in an instant, which made him feel cold all over:

"It's definitely not a monster, they're talking nonsense."

"Boom!"

Another thunderbolt struck, this time impartially, it landed between Li Youcai's legs, he was seen twitching a few times, foaming at the mouth, rolled his eyes and passed out.

"How could this be?"

"Could it be that these three people were struck by lightning!"

"Did they do something outrageous?"

The villagers were in a mess, and just when they couldn't say anything, an old man walked out of the crowd tremblingly. He raised his crutch and waved it a few times. old man.

Zeyu recognized that this was Qin Langzhong, the most respected and respected doctor in the village, who took good care of Xie Zeyu who lived on the streets since he was a child.

"You said you picked up this goose under the cliff, what's going on?"

Qin Langzhong was gray-haired, but he was full of anger when he spoke. He frowned and couldn't stop looking at the big goose in Zeyu's arms.

"At that time, I was pushed off the cliff by them. As soon as I woke up, I found that the goose was also at the bottom of the cliff and was seriously injured. I thought it was pathetic, so I fed it some herbs. I didn't expect it to survive. It's fate, so I picked it up, it's definitely not a monster."

Zeyu kept his eyes open and did not tell the story of the goose falling from the sky. He vaguely felt that the less others knew about the goose, the better.

"Then have you ever fed it?" Qin Langzhong stroked his beard with an inscrutable expression.

"Yes, I fed it fruit and fish." Zeyu replied, rubbing the goose's head.

"Understood." Qin Langzhong coughed heavily, turned around and announced to the bewildered villagers:

"Have you ever heard that geese eat fish? No, geese have always been vegetarians, so he is not a goose, and of course he is not a monster."

Many villagers breathed a sigh of relief. Qin Langzhong is the most knowledgeable person among them, and his words are very important. At this time, someone with a good intention asked:

"Then what is this? Why was there a lightning strike just now?"

Qin Langzhong rolled his eyes and explained unhurriedly:

"This bird may be a vulture, which lives on cliffs, and hunters often tame them to catch fish. As for those thunderstorms," ​​he glanced at the three people on the ground with disgust, and pointed to the scorched land:

"Naturally, it is to punish the villains who committed crimes. Everyone just heard that Zeyu fell from the cliff and survived a catastrophe. It must be blessed by the gods. Are there few bad things they have done? This is a punishment from God gone."

This explanation is very far-fetched, but most of the country people are in awe of ghosts and gods, even if they are confused, no one dares to question it.

Looking at Qin Langzhong gratefully, Zeyu immediately echoed:

"So it turns out that Uncle Qin is knowledgeable. Do you hear the bird rustling when it spreads its wings? It should be a sand sculpture."

The family members of the three people heard the commotion, and rushed to watch the excitement. When they heard Qin Langzhong's words, they burst into tears: "What should we do? They are still so young, Qin Langzhong, please do your best and point out Find a way out!"

"In the future, you burn incense and recite Buddha's name every day, and do more good deeds. Maybe there is a glimmer of life."

Qin Langzhong waved his hands, sighed, turned his head and said to Zeyu:

"You fell off the cliff, how are you hurt? Come to the doctor's house and show you."

Silently hugging the goose, Zeyu lowered his head and followed behind Qin Langzhong, thinking about the Tianlei just now, why?

"Thank you Uncle Qin for what happened just now."

When he arrived at the medical hut, Zeyu immediately thanked Qin Langzhong sincerely. He didn't know that the goose was a vegetarian before. It seemed that he had misunderstood all along, and the goose he picked up was not a big goose at all.

Qin Langzhong didn't answer, he first checked Zeyu's pulse, checked his body joints, and looked back and forth between Zeyu and Goose.

"What, what's wrong?"

Zeyu couldn't help but feel guilty. The real Xie Zeyu might be dead. Will Qin Lang see the clue?

"It's strange, your pulse is stable, and there is no trauma on your body, it doesn't look like you fell off a cliff at all."

Qin Lang raised his eyebrows, stroked his chin with one hand, and shook his head, a little hesitant: "Is this bird really a sand sculpture?"

After entering the door, the big goose nestled at Zeyu's feet without making a sound, and the cold blue light circulated in the four eyes.

"Actually, I thought it was a goose." Zeyu lowered his head and plucked the fluff on the goose's head with his fingers, and said sadly, "I didn't realize until you mentioned it. It turns out that it is a sand sculpture."

"The human nature of animals is that they are destined to be with you, but for people with ulterior motives, they may not think so."

Qin Langzhong turned around and found an ancient book on the cabinet, sat next to Zeyu, and persuaded him earnestly: "Besides, if people know that you have treasures, and they are missed one day, you will be in trouble."

"There is a country with branches, offering a bird of Chongming, a pair of eyes, words and eyes."

Qin Langzhong read the words in the book word by word, and glanced at the big goose's eyes with a complicated look:

"The one you picked up might be an auspicious beast, so even if you fall off the cliff, you won't be hurt."

Chongming bird?

Zeyu looked down at the big goose that was standing like a log, laughed out a "puchi", and replied: "Impossible, it must be a sand sculpture, or a goose with a stupid head, especially the stupid one, it's not Rui Beast, I don't have that luck."

Moreover, he was unscathed. If he didn't rely on his meager spiritual power to keep his life alive, he might not be able to get out of the dense forest at all.

As a descendant of the Dragon Clan, Zeyu naturally knew the name of the Chongming Bird, but only heard about it. It was an ancient divine beast that lived far away in the East China Sea. How could it appear in the mortal world?

"That Tianlei just now, how do you explain it?"

Qin Langzhong is not a fool, even though the records in this ancient book are exaggerated, the vision from the sky before is obvious to all.

"To be honest, I don't know." Zeyu shrugged and patted the top of the goose's head: "But if it is so capable, why would it follow me, a mortal, and fly away with its wings."

"Well, anyway, remember, don't mention this bird to anyone in the future."

Qin Langzhong was still a little worried, and told him: "Take these medicines home and fry them to strengthen your health. I heard that there will be a teacher's banquet soon. You have been missing for so many days, so don't leave behind."

Teacher banquet...

Zeyu slapped his head, picked up the goose in one hand and the medicine bag in the other, and bid farewell to Qin Langzhong: "Understood, I'll go back and prepare, thank you, Uncle Qin."

The wooden door that had been in disrepair for a long time made a "squeak" sound, and a musty smell rushed over. Zeyu put the geese on the ground, and one person and one bird stepped into the house, kicking up the dust on the ground, and both were choked violently. cough.

There was half a candle shabby on the table, but Zeyu struggled to light it because it was damp.

This is the thatched hut where Xie Zeyu lived. The walls on all sides are dilapidated. In addition, the house is built in a dark place, and the cold wind blows in through the cracks. It is colder than a cave at night.

The furnishings in the house are extremely simple, there is only a wooden bed, a curtain full of holes, the patches on the quilt are so dense that the original color cannot be seen, a table and a stool that have been used for many years, and there is a watch by the wall. A wooden box that will fall apart at any time.

Zeyu dragged his tired body to sit down, and the two stool legs seemed to be unbearable, and immediately creaked, which made him feel anxious.

A sense of powerlessness swept over Zeyu's body. When the three mortals slandered him, he subconsciously cast a spell to make them shut up, but he still couldn't gather enough spiritual power, only enough to summon a thin cloud.

As for the three lightning bolts, Zeyu couldn't explain it either, so they shouldn't be aimed at him, right?

"Look at you, how can I feel sorry for you? Why do I want to repay my kindness so much?"

I caught a glimpse of the goose standing aside, unwilling to move in the room, as if looking disgusted. This seemed to be the last straw that overwhelmed Zeyu. The grievance and anxiety in my heart for the past few days erupted like a volcano:

"As soon as we met, you almost knocked me out. Did I care about you? Who feeds and takes care of you along the way? Why do you want to embarrass me at a crucial point?"

Pulling his hair, he became more and more excited as he spoke, covering his face with his hands, his shoulders trembling uncontrollably, and finally cried out "woo hoo".

As a descendant of the dragon clan, he vented his anger on a sand sculpture. Zeyu also knew that he was too embarrassing, but he suppressed it for too long. For 400 years, he almost never left Yushan. Dead, still being bullied like this, and still unable to pay back, is he going to have to live like this in the future?

Being scolded for no reason, Chongyun was very annoyed, and he spread his wings to beat up this mortal who didn't know what to do:

As an ancient mythical beast—the Chongming Bird Clan, how could he do those things like ripping off people's pants?Zeyu is shameless as a human being, but he wants more than a bird!

Besides, he has already summoned three thunderbolts and achieved his goal of intimidating the three villains. What else is Zeyu dissatisfied with?

However, seeing Zeyu who suddenly collapsed and burst into tears, Chongyun felt a rare pity in his heart. He was still burning with anger the last second, and he froze on the spot as if someone had poured cold water on his head, and his wings didn't know where to go. put.

"sorry."

The suppressed sobs turned into sobs, Zeyu burst into tears, out of breath, knelt on the ground, and hugged the "confused" goose:

"I know it's not your fault, you're just a sand sculpture, and I mistakenly took you for a goose, causing you to be treated as a monster. I'm really the most useless dragon."

Jiao?Chongyun pricked up his ears vigilantly, and quietly released a trace of spiritual power, and a golden light flashed, melting into Zeyu's hair.

The aura on Zeyu's body is very pure, it is definitely not a monster, nor is it like a mortal, but if the other party is a jiao, Chong Yun should be able to see the original shape.

Zeyu's cultivation is not higher than him, Chongyun can be sure of this, because Jiao has reached that level, he would have transformed into a dragon long ago, let alone be so downcast.

"Uncle Qin said that you are Chongming Bird, if it is true, maybe you can take me back to Mount Yu to find my parents."

Burying her head on the goose's back, the fluffy and white feathers felt so good that Zeyu couldn't help rubbing against the feathers, and said to herself in a low voice:

"However, how can the Chongming Bird be as stupid as you? I have heard from my parents since I was a child that the Chongming Bird is a very powerful beast, comparable to my parents. If there is a chance, I really want to visit the East China Sea."

As he spoke, his eyes were red again, and his voice was full of tears.

Chongyun: ...

Originally, his wings had been raised in the air, and he wanted to beat Zeyu who was "speaking rudely", but when he touched the man's hair, he forcibly held back his strength, and stroked the long black hair awkwardly.

Chongyun felt a little shaken in his heart. Zeyu knew about Yushan, and he also knew that Chongming Bird lived in the East China Sea. From these two points, he knew that the other party might not be a mortal, but why did he call himself Jiao?

"Thank you, even if you are a sand sculpture, I will not eat you, and you will eat whatever I eat in the future."

Wiping tears on the goose's back, Zeyu wiped his face with his sleeve, and reached out to touch its head, but unexpectedly...

"Snapped!"

The goose, who was obviously very docile just now, slapped his wings on his head, and his four blue eyes reflected his bewildered face. He growled twice, somewhat dissatisfied.

"what are you doing?"

Enraged, Zeyu locked the goose's neck, ignored its desperate struggle, and pinched its beak with one hand:

"Don't make noise, don't hit me in the future, do you hear me? If you dare to do it again, I'll make you into a sand sculpture stewed in an iron pot."

Although he has not seen how to eat sand sculptures in recipes or medical skills, there is always a suitable one for steaming, roasting and stewing, and he is very curious about the taste of sand sculptures.

Being firmly suppressed by Zeyu's hands, Chongyun's eyes were about to burst into flames: "We'll see!"

One person and one bird were playing and fighting, and it was night without knowing it. Zeyu leaned against the bed with the goose in his arms, and fell asleep wrapped around the quilt.

The night in the village was quiet, and a few sneaky figures walked around behind Zeyu's hut. In an instant, the hut, which was already crumbling in the wind, burst into flames...

The author has something to say:

Jiaofu's diary: I thought I picked up a goose and smashed it, waiting to be fattened and eat roast goose. No wonder I'm so stupid, it's actually a sand sculpture, how angry.

Chong Yun: The anger is accumulating, and it is about to explode...

Jin Wangjia's "Supplementary Notes" Volume [-]:

Chongming bird

"Yao has been in power for 70 years...there is a country of shackles, offering a bird of Chongming, a double-eyed bird with eyes and eyes. It looks like a chicken and sings like a phoenix. When it loses its feathers, it flies away from the flesh. It can fight Chasing wild beasts, tigers, and wolves, so that evil and evil cannot do harm.”

Volume [-]: The Birth of a Chef