Learn to cook Xiaojiao online goose raising [Gourmet]

"I have to wash off the dirt on my body first, then pluck the hair and let the blood out..."

Recalling the cooking recipes in the book in his mind, Zeyu lifted the goose's neck with one hand, went straight back to the stream, and muttered softly:

"You are the first goose I ate in the mortal world. To commemorate you, I will definitely bury you properly after eating and build a decent grave for you, so that you will not be bullied by other geese below."

The sound of water murmured in his ears, and the cool stream made Chong Yun tremble all over, and even his wings became weak.

The taste of the grass juice in his mouth was so bitter that he coughed out a few breaths and barely opened his eyes.

"Wow!"

Thinking that the goose was hopeless, Zeyu was worried about whether to cook the roast goose or braised the goose, and accidentally met the goose's blue eyes, so startled that he almost threw the goose out with his backhand:

"You're not dead?"

"Hmph! How could this immortal die so easily."

Glancing at Zeyu contemptuously, Chongyun didn't know that he had just escaped a catastrophe, thinking that a mortal was bathing him, so he patted Zeyu's hand with his wings to signal him not to be lazy.

"It scared me to death. Before the injury is healed, you should not move around."

Touching Yuangulu's bird's head soothingly, Zeyu secretly breathed a sigh of relief: Let's get fatter before eating.

After taking a "bath", Zeyu was still worried when he saw that the goose had finally "lived", so he built a small nest with grass to keep it warm.

Chongyun was very satisfied with his sudden hospitality, and spread his wings relaxedly, wanting to warm himself by the fire, when he suddenly heard Zeyu shout:

"Don't get too close to the fire, you will be roasted!"

Chongyun: ...

After resting peacefully by the stream for one night, one person and one goose recovered from yesterday's episode. The geese looked much better and plunged into the running water.

Zeyu's heart immediately rose to her throat: Didn't you hate going into the water yesterday?What if I faint again?

I saw the goose tightening its wings and flying through the stream like an arrow. In the blink of an eye, a small black dot flew towards Zeyu's face.

"fish?"

Before Zeyu could react, several big fat fish came over again, and quickly shouted: "Okay, that's enough, come back!"

Hearing his voice, the geese spread their wings, kicked off the water, and slid past the reeds on the bank, startling a group of birds.

"you are amazing!"

Seeing the goose circling half a circle above his head and slowly falling to his side, Zeyu sighed sincerely, opened his hands happily, hugged its neck and kissed it resoundingly.

"Are you tired?"

Noticing that the goose's body was inexplicably stiff, Zeyu rubbed its wings and checked the wounds on its body. To his surprise, almost all of the scabs had scabbed over, and healed up faster than himself.

"It seems that you are luckier than me."

Zeyu breathed a sigh of relief, let go of his hand, and was happy for Goose from the bottom of his heart:

"The skill is really good."

Fortunately, Chongyun's hair is white, so no one can see him blushing. He has been "humiliated" by mortals many times, and his dignity as a divine beast has been thrown into the sky.

After setting up the goose, Zeyu rolled up his sleeves and started to prepare lunch:

He found a sharp branch, broke open the fish belly, dug out the inedible internal organs, washed the fish body with stream water, and put it on the leaves to drain.

On the edge of the grass by the stream, there is a dark purple weed in the shape of four diamonds. Zeyu tore a random leaf and tore off a leaf, and a strong sweet fragrance came out.

This humble weed is called "perilla", and it is absolutely indispensable for grilled fish in the wild.

Almost ready, Zeyu lit a fire next to the pit just now, built a simple frame with thick branches, wrapped it with large clean leaves, perilla, wild onion and fish, strung them with thin branches, and began to frame them. Grilled on top.

"It seems to be baked okay."

Zeyu held the goose in his arms, watching the sparks jumping eagerly, the faint green smoke mixed with the strong smell of meat, each person and the goose gulped several saliva at the same time.

Chongyun is caught in a battle between heaven and man, he has never eaten anything other than fine milk and jade liquid, and his brothers, parents, and even grandparents are the same, he will not give more than a glance to the vulgar human food.

However, I don't know what kind of "demonic method" Zeyu used. These lowly creatures, under the charcoal fire, exude a scent that they have never smelled before, and it penetrates into his nostrils, which is simply irresistible.

"Don't worry, be careful of being burned."

Seeing the goose poking its head, Zeyu smiled, patted its neck lightly, reached out and took one of the fish from the fire, put it on the spread leaves, and then used twigs instead of chopsticks to tear it apart bit by bit. The wrapped leaves, the fragrance of the grass and the unique umami of the river fish come to the face immediately.

Zeyu couldn't wait to tear off a small fish skin, blew it around his mouth, and put it in his mouth, making a slight "cracking" sound between his teeth. The crunchy taste made him almost cry with happiness.

After tearing off the fish skin, the milky white fish meat is exposed to the air, and the hot air is mixed with attractive freshness and sweetness.

He caught a glimpse of the goose's four eyeballs rolling around, and his saliva was about to flow to the ground. Holding back a smile, he picked up a piece of tender meat with a branch, blew it and fed it into its mouth: "Thank you for helping me catch the fish."

Different from the slightly burnt fish skin, the meat inside is cooked just right. The aroma of perilla and the tenderness of the fish blend together so harmoniously. The silky fish meat melts on the tip of the tongue, and the rich gravy seeps into every corner of the mouth, instantly conquering Chongyun's taste buds.

It was the first time in Chongyun's life that he had tasted such a wonderful taste. The fresh and smooth fish seemed to melt into his internal organs along his throat, like a spring breeze blowing on his face, making his heart burst with joy. Yu "grabs food" with him.

"Take your time, half of it is yours."

Zeyu's voice recalled Chongyun's rationality at the right time, and Zeyu took off the remaining grilled fish, split them in half, and tore them open in front of him.

This almost didn't move Chongyun to tears, and he secretly made up his mind: Although he is a fool, he is also a kind-hearted fool. After the injury is healed, he must try his best to heal Zeyu's head.

"You said, when will we get out of this forest?"

Zeyu poured water to put out the fire, and one person and one goose burped at the same time. He lay down and pillowed on the goose, and sighed:

"I really want to go home."

Hearing Zeyu's words, the goose lowered his head and pecked at his bangs, but he brushed it away casually. Unexpectedly, the goose rubbed against his face persistently until he sat up impatiently: "What are you doing? Didn't you just eat?" Are you full?"

"Chong!"

Spreading its wings, the goose uttered a cry, soared into the sky, and nimbly crossed rows of dense forests.

This time it flew farther, singing through the trees.

Zeyu looked at its disappearing figure, but didn't open his mouth to call out, a sense of loss came to his heart:

Yes, its injury healed, and it had to go, but I didn't expect it to be so soon, probably because it didn't want to be eaten.

Shaking his head, putting his sense of loss to the back of his mind, he wrapped the leftover two fish in leaves, and then he had to figure out a way to get out of the woods.

"Chong!"

The resonant birdsong came from far to near, Zeyu suddenly raised his head, and the goose landed firmly on his shoulder.

Zeyu was surprised and patted his shoulder: "Why are you back? Wait, you are so heavy, come down quickly."

I don't know if it's Zeyu's illusion, but the goose seems to be much heavier than the previous two days. Could it be that he has gained weight?

However, he didn't want to eat the goose so much at this time, the facts in front of him told him: this goose has human nature!

Rolling his eyes in his heart, Chong Yun couldn't help slandering: "Tsk, a weak mortal."

Seeing the goose jumping to the ground and tugging at the corner of his clothes, Zeyu immediately understood: "Have you found the way out?"

Zeyu pulled himself together and followed the goose all the way through the woods, and a village inhabited by mortals appeared in front of him.

"This is the village where Xie Zeyu lives."

Zeyu quickly recognized it, and was about to follow his memory to find the hut where he lived, when a piercing voice sounded behind him:

"Look! It's Xie Zeyu! Come here! Hurry up and arrest him and bring him to the officials!"

It was cooking time, and when they heard shouts, many people poked their heads out of the house, and some even ran out to watch the excitement.

"Look, everyone, this person dares to go back to the village swaggeringly after seeking money and killing his life. It's really a bad day!"

The person who yelled was Li Youcai, with a fat head and big ears, with his hands around his waist, a weed dangling from his mouth, his eyes narrowed into inverted triangles, and he looked wretchedly at the big goose at Zeyu's feet.

This person could be regarded as Xie Zeyu's "fellow family", both of them worked as apprentice cooks in the most famous Wenxiang Building in the city, and the two had never been on good terms;

Zeyu suddenly remembered that before the original body fell off the cliff that day, this person was one of the murderers who beat him. Could it be that the villain is the first to sue?

Seeing more and more people watching, Zeyu gathered his spiritual power secretly, and retorted unceremoniously: "It's hard to say who seeks money and kills! I went to the cliff to collect medicine. I was fine. You guys Not only did he jump out to snatch my things, but he also pushed me off the cliff, trying to destroy my corpse. If you report to the official, report to the official, whoever is afraid of you!"

The audience was in an uproar, and several people moved away silently. After all, no one wanted to stand with a murderer.

In terms of culinary talent, Xie Zeyu is a bit higher than others, but unfortunately his personality is dull, he only knows how to bury his head in cooking, and he doesn't know how to deal with the world.

Therefore, he was often tripped up by his fellow apprentices, and he didn't know how to say anything. Everyone he knew regarded him as a soft persimmon.

"You, you are talking nonsense, who pushed you down the cliff!"

Li Youcai was taken aback by the yelling, he couldn't speak well, he almost died, he was originally an idiot who bullied Xie Zeyu normally, and the other party would not fight back when he bullied Xie Zeyu, what happened this time?

"You spurted blood! I can testify that you were the one who snatched his stuff at that time!"

The person who said this was dark-skinned, with wicked eyebrows and mouse eyes, and was as thin as a bamboo pole. He stood beside Li Youcai with his hips akimbo, and cursed like a cannonball:

"No father or mother, only stealing, talking about a piece of trash like you... help!"

Before the man could finish speaking, the goose spread its wings and grabbed his face with its sharp claws. He was so frightened that he quickly raised his hand to block it. With a "hiss", the sleeve was torn off a big mouth.

The man hid behind Li Youcai with his head in his arms, and greeted the goose with both hands: "Go away! Monster!"

"Goose, come back quickly."

Zeyu reacted, worried that the furious goose would suffer, rushed forward and hugged it in his arms, cursing back:

"Bah! You are the monster! You were right there, and you snatched my things with him. Who in the whole village doesn't know that you, Wang Dagui, and Li Youcai are a nest of snakes and rats? And Chen Fu, why isn't he here? It's a guilty conscience La?"

"I think you are a thief calling for a thief, and you don't cry when you don't see the coffin."

A strange voice sounded behind Zeyu, saying that Cao Cao and Cao Cao were coming, and Chen Fu, the leader of the three who besieged Xie Zeyu at that time, appeared.

I saw Chen Fu wearing a brown bunt with a white cloth scarf around his waist. His thick arms were full of veins, and his face was full of flesh. When he spoke, he shook:

"You are a shameless thief, and this goose is the best proof. You are poor and white, where did you get the money to buy the goose? You must have found it somewhere!"

Laughing back in anger, Zeyu put the goose on the ground and said coldly: "I picked this goose under the cliff, and it can listen to people's words, do you believe it or not?"

As soon as these words were said, not only Chen Fu and the other three, but even the villagers beside him couldn't help laughing: I'm afraid Xie Zeyu broke his head, right?

"Tsk, in order to get rid of the crime, you can even say such nonsense, how shameless are you?"

Li Youcai snorted with his nose, lifted the corners of his mouth, gave Zeyu a contemptuous sideways glance, then winked at Chen Fu and Wang Dagui, and said with a fake smile:

"Our brothers pity you for being an orphan that your parents don't even want. We barely consider letting you go. If you are sensible, just leave this fat goose and roll with your tail."

Zeyu clenched his fists, gritted his teeth and replied, "I'm not afraid of meeting officials. You bully people too much. Look at them, folks. There are three of them, and I'm alone. I'm still so thin. How could I rob you? Report to the government and you will be fined." It's hard to say who it is."

These three people have been doing a lot of stealthy activities on weekdays, and the neighbors are aware of their virtues. In addition, "Xie Zeyu" has always been reasonable, and the wind direction is gradually falling to one side.

Hearing this, the faces of the three turned green and white, Wang Dagui asked persistently:

"Then you are talking about where this goose came from, and how can you understand people's language and lie to a three-year-old?"

"I picked it up from the bottom of the cliff. It's human, don't you believe it?"

Zeyu raised his eyebrows and glanced at Wang Dagui, then lowered his head and said to Goose:

"Look at that man, go and take off his pants!"

Hearing his words, there was a burst of booing from the onlookers at the right time, all waiting to see a good show.

To Zeyu's surprise, the big goose didn't move at all, and even gave him a faint slap with its four eyes.

"Look, you're a liar!"

Thinking that he had finally regained his victory, Wang Dagui smiled openly, and bumped the arms of the two people next to him.

how so?The goose was obviously very obedient before, but is he stupid again?

Zeyu couldn't hold back his face, squatted down and whispered in its ear: "Hey, big brother, what's wrong with you? Please cooperate, or I won't grill fish for you next time."

Seeing the embarrassment of one person and one goose, Chen Fu immediately understood, how could he let go of the opportunity to beat the dog in the water, and said sarcastically:

"The cowhide is blown, ugly or not..."

"boom!"

Before the words were finished, the clear sky split open suddenly, and two bright white thunderbolts exploded in front of the three people, forcibly splitting two scorched earth pits.

The author has something to say:

Chongyun: "Even if I starved to death, died outside, and was treated as a poultry, I would not eat such rough mortal things."

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"Scented"