Huang Xiaodou as a Demon

"What are you doing in New Year's Eve! It's alright, alright!"

So, he is still a child, and those who are older than the Chinese New Year are good shields!

"It's not embarrassing for such an adult!"

Tian Qingyu wanted to say, in fact, he didn't lose his people, he just hugged the dog and called you ashamed, you are the one who shows embarrassment!

I dare not say it, but Huang Xiaodou will really be beaten today!

"He's drunk, what's the use of teaching him now, let's talk about it when he sobers up. Besides, he misses you so much when he hugs the dog and calls your name. We are not together this Chinese New Year, and Valentine's Day Not together, I finally went home today, you still don’t go to pick him up, and there is no one in your house, can he not be sad? Forget it, don’t be angry, go back upstairs and coax him!”

"Coax? He's so beautiful! If I don't beat him up, he's cute!"

"Yes, yes, go back, let's go, go back!"

"When he sobers up, he won't be able to escape the beating!"

He Zhan was wheezing and wheezing, and went upstairs with his sleeves rolled up, as if he was going to kill someone.

The security captain whispered to Tian Qingyu, hold on, I don't think I'll be beaten!

Tian Qingyu reassured the security captain, no, He Zhanshu would be very noisy, with thunder and rain, as long as Huang Xiaodou was quiet at home, He Zhanshu would stop getting angry.

The point is, Huang Xiaodou went completely crazy when he got home.

When He Zhanshu returned home in a hurry, he saw Huang Xiaodou and the dog praying to heaven and earth.

He Zhanshu thought about it, if Huang Xiaodou obediently went back to his room to sleep and ignored him, he would save the beating for tomorrow, but now he can't do it anymore!

It's Chinese New Year, it's a festival, He Zhanyan bought a window grille, Huang Xiaodou tore a window grille from the window, found his own small toolbox, took out the tape and stuck the window grille on the dog's head.

He Zhanyan didn't pay attention, she just went to the kitchen to make a sober tea, and when she came back, Huang Xiaodou pressed the dog's head and prayed to heaven and earth.

He is still very polite, he kneels with the dog, the dog doesn't kneel, he presses the dog's head, and mutters in his mouth.

"Worship heaven and earth!"

He looked at the dog affectionately.

"I'll show you my book, don't refuse me, it's useless to refuse me at this point."

Kowtow to the ground according to the dog's head.

Gouzi struggled violently, and was forced to press his head down, knocking his head to the ground.

Tian Qingyu and He Zhanyan saw smoke coming out of He Zhanshu's head, as if a bomb was about to explode!

"elder brother!"

He Zhanyan rushed forward and hugged her brother, calm down!Murder is illegal!

He Zhanshu pushed He Zhanyan away, he will go to jail tomorrow and will strangle Huang Xiaodou today.

He Zhanyan staggered, and Tian Qingyu finally fulfilled his wish and hugged He Zhanyan. It seemed that this was an opportunity created for him by his sister-in-law by pretending to be insane.Sister-in-law, you go all the way, and I will treat your sister-in-law well!

Huang Xiaodou didn't know that he was only an inch away from death, and he touched the dog's head affectionately.

"They say you have a bad temper, but I know you have the best temper. You are very gentle."

He Zhanshu's outstretched claws stopped in mid-air.It's kind of like a horror movie.

"When you were young, you played with me. You hated me for being a little tail, and you were afraid that I would lose it. If you ran far away and saw that I didn't catch up, you would come back to find me. You still carried me on your back. You scolded me for being short-legged. Let me run all over the street. I'm so smart, I remember it all!"

He Zhanshu put down his hands, frowned and thought, have I ever done this?

"I made trouble for you, and I made you angry by causing trouble, and I frequently tested your bottom line. You were so angry that you just jumped up and scolded me for hitting you, but if you didn't do it, you just said it." Awesome. In fact, your heart is softer than anyone else. I like you right, I am very happy that the person I like is so good. You have always been so good!"

Huang Xiaodou looked shy, and He Zhanshu snorted, do you still know why you messed with me?Is it intentional!

"The thing I admire the most is your character. If you are a philanderer, even if your great-grandfather is alive, he can't control you. Although your parents and grandpa control you and don't allow you to mess around, you are so old , Their opinions are just opinions, but you are not fooling around. You clean yourself up, adhere to the requirement of being single-minded and responsible for your relationship, and you don’t go out to mess around when you are a bachelor. I really like this about you, me, I will I think you are waiting for me."

Miss you!

However, He Zhanshu was a little bit proud.

"I miss you all the time and really want to pursue you, but I'm really shy."

Are you still shy?You are so close to traveling around the world with a 100-meter banner, letting everyone in the world know that you are going to kill me!

"You are so good, I want to tell the whole world how good you are, how good the person I like is, all my college classmates know that I like you, I show them the photos of the two of us, and they all cheer me up Let me catch up with you quickly, I thought I would come to you after graduating from university, but at that time I had nothing, I didn’t deserve such a good you, I wanted to be a very good person, very good People, to match the best of you, but I am still not good enough, I have worked hard for three years, it seems that nothing can match you except sincerity."

With her mouth flattened, Huang Xiaodou felt a little sad.

"But you look down on me. Sometimes I wish I could take out my heart for you to see. A heart as big as a fist is filled with you. You fill my heart to the brim. You don't even look at me , you still despise me, can I change everything you don’t like? You think I’m noisy, but, but, as long as you look at me, I’ll be obedient.”

"Years ago in the mansion, my grandparents, my parents, and my sister interceded for me, telling you to look at me and try to like me. You said you treated me like a younger brother. I thought about it at the time, forget it, you don't like me You can’t just like me according to your head, it’s a big deal to let you be free, but I have loved you for so many years, even if I have a dog for so many years, I can’t just stop it, besides, you are much more important than a dog! I don’t hate you anymore, I just stay by your side obediently, I’m satisfied when I look at you every day. But I can’t control my feelings, the more I look at you, the more I miss you, the more I miss you, the more I love you, you don’t like it I want to make trouble, I want you to focus on me. As long as you have a little something, I will catch you. I have chosen the venue for our wedding, but you just don’t like it I!"

There was a choke in the voice.

He Zhanshu just wanted to scold Huang Xiaodou, you are a fucking dog!Then he noticed that there were four knife-like eyes shooting at him from behind, and when he looked back, He Zhanyan and Tian Qingyu looked down on him with their nostrils upturned, despising him with the eyes that you are a scumbag and don't argue!

"But it's okay!"

Huang Xiaodou has excellent self-healing ability, rubbing the dog's head and talking softly.

"You have become a dog, so I can keep you by my side. I will feed you, live in you, bathe you and raise your old man. I love you as a human, and I love you as a dog. You are Damn, I also committed suicide to accompany you!"

He hugged the dog violently.

"Inseparable from life to life!"

He gave the dog affectionately, but he still moved He Zhanshu behind him.

Although absurd, but after drinking too much, what he thinks in his mouth is himself.

They all say the truth after drinking, but Huang Xiaodou's truth-telling is also full of affection.

I've always felt that being young and mischievous is unpredictable, but feelings can't lie to people.

Tian Qingyu supported He Zhanyan's arm, and asked in a low voice what was going on.

"This dog is a stray dog ​​in the community. It gave birth to a litter of puppies a few years ago. In my brother's garage, my brother and Douzi made a litter for the dog. My brother also made some stewed bone soup for the dog. , Brother Douzi usually feeds and feeds the dog. When he got out of the car, Brother Douzi saw the dog, hugged the dog excitedly and said, did He Zhanshu forget him, the dog barked, and Brother Douzi didn’t know why I was thinking about it, and suddenly asked why you can speak human language? Have you become human? The dog snorted twice, and Brother Douzi decided that the dog was my brother!"

He Zhanshu wanted to strangle Huang Xiaodou to death 5 minutes ago, and 5 minutes later, watching Huang Xiaodou and the dog perform a sadomasochism without species distinction, smash it, smash Huang Xiaodou, hey!

"stand up."

He Zhanshu went to pull Huang Xiaodou's arm, pushed the dog aside, pulled Huang Xiaodou to sit on the sofa, and wiped his nose with a tissue.

"Blow your nose. How old are you? After drinking such a small amount of wine, you can't tell the difference? Did you stumble? Your voice is hoarse. Do you want to drink water?"

After wiping his nose clean, he patted his knees, but he didn't know where he rubbed dirt.