Huang Xiaodou as a Demon

"Don't dislike me for not being able to have children! I can go to the orphanage to adopt a few!"

"Don't dislike it, don't dislike it, just adopt a few!"

"You say that I am such a perfect person, why can't I have children!"

"If you were a woman who would have children, my brother wouldn't be in love with you!"

He Zhanyan interrupted.

"The point is, I'm a man, I'm still so nice, he doesn't like me either!"

Huang Xiaodou was in great pain.

"I'm going to practice my abdominal muscles, I'm going to break my legs and try to increase my height again, I want, uh, Aunt He, give me your ancestral Yu Ruyi, give it to me quickly!"

"Why, drink some wine, why did you get robbed!"

Uncle He's eyes widened. This kid is definitely pretending to be crazy by drinking, and he will rob him.

That Yu Ruyi was inherited from the He family's ancestors, and it was hidden during the turbulent years. As the treasure of the He family's town, it is only passed down to the eldest son and eldest daughter-in-law!Huang Xiaodou clearly snatched this.No way!

"Give it to me, I'm your parents' daughter-in-law! I'm his daughter-in-law! If he doesn't marry me, he won't do it!"

"It's okay, as long as the two of you discuss the marriage and go abroad to go through the formalities, half of this family will be yours!"

"Mother-in-law!"

Huang Xiaodou directly called her mother-in-law without seeing her!

"If Zhan Shu doesn't marry me, you'll beat him to death! You tell him that if he misses me, he'll kill himself as a bachelor!"

"Okay, I will tell him the truth!"

Huang Xiaodou was happy, and kissed Aunt He hard on the face.

"Beauty, you are so beautiful!"

"Damn boy, why are you kissing my wife!"

Uncle He yelled.

Aunt He laughed so hard, Huang Xiaodou can go crazy for a while without drinking, and even more out of control after drinking!

"Princess, return to the palace with your sister-in-law and me!"

"Yes!"

He Zhanyan smiled and supported Huang Xiaodou, Huang Xiaodou insisted on going back with catwalks, Aunt He and Uncle He chased after him, constantly telling He Zhanyan to drive slowly, call your brother, and tell him to go home quickly and accompany a group of old men What are you doing, how can there be flowers like jade?How can there be so much fun in Huang Xiaodou, who is so smart and funny!

Huang Xiaodou was quite obedient, and she sat in the co-pilot without making any noise. When the car drove away, she leaned out of the car window and waved vigorously at He Qi and his wife.

"Goodbye father-in-law, goodbye mother-in-law!"

He Qi sighed, hey, it is estimated that their family will be restless in the future, it is absolutely lively like singing opera every day.

But this is also good, with Huang Xiaodou here, it is guaranteed to live for a few more years.The cheeks that laugh every day hurt.

As for whether He Zhanshu will grow gray hair prematurely?hehe!

Originally, Huang Xiaodou was very quiet along the way, and he was able to take the squid shreds that He Zhanyan handed him, and ate every bite. He entered the community, got out of the car, and looked up at the dark windows.Huang Xiaodou instantly felt sad!

He Zhanshu doesn't want him anymore!

Wow, burst into tears.

He Zhanyan couldn't handle Huang Xiaodou anymore, so she quickly called her brother, and He Zhanshu said that I would be there soon!

But Huang Xiaodou can't wait!This made He Zhanyan anxious, squatting on the ground coaxing Huang Xiaodou, but Huang Xiaodou didn't listen to anything, whimpering and aggrieved like an unwanted child.

Hurry up and call Tian Qingyu, maybe Tian Qingyu has a solution, Tian Qingyu ran here without changing his shoes, unfortunately, Tian Qingyu has no such ability.

"Hurry up, I'm blocked here!"

He Zhanshu was in a hurry. The two car owners in front who were not scratched were yelling, and they didn't know what to deal with. Didn't they get scratched?Can't we go to the side of the road and make a noise?

Many car owners were stuck in the road, honking their horns, and seeing the traffic police coming, they breathed a sigh of relief.

"How much to drink, if you can drink like this, you tell him that I will go home soon! Tell him to stop howling!"

On the phone, Huang Xiaodou's clear wailing sound came.

Show the book, show the book!

Just cry and call him!

"Hey, hey, I'm here, don't cry, I'll be there in 10 minutes!"

After hanging up the phone, it happened that there was traffic ahead, so I hurried away.

He Zhanyan looked at his phone, looked at Huang Xiaodou who was yelling at the dog to show the book, and shrugged his shoulders.

Dogs are dogs, anyway, her brother doesn't know that Huang Xiaodou is actually calling dogs!

Her brother is willing to agree, it's no one else's fault!

"Brother Douzi, don't hold the dog and call me brother. My brother will be back in a while. If he knows you call his name to a dog, he will definitely punish you! Let's go home!"

He Zhanyan squatted on the ground, wanting to pull Huang Xiaodou away and let the dog live. The dog was too miserable. He hugged him tightly and stuck his neck. The dog was too scared to move!

"Zhanshu, what can you tell me to do!"

Huang Xiaodou was so sad that she almost died, she burst into tears!

Tian Qingyu was almost suffocating from laughing, that's great, He Zhanshu, you have today too!

"If two men are dating together, there are still many countries that have a place to go through the marriage formalities, but looking around the world, there is no country that allows humans and animals to marry! In this life, we can only have no names and no names." Divide together!"

Huang Xiaodou's crying tears were blinded, she held the dog's face with both hands, and rubbed it vigorously!

"I'm an innocent, unmarried boy! I don't even know how to s or m. You just give me such a heavy taste, how can I accept you! Zhan Shu, I love you so much, I Those who love you, I love your soul, but you have become a dog, how can I love you!"

He hugged the dog's head and kissed him hard!

"Frogs can turn into princes. Will you turn into a human after a few kisses? Change back for me! Change back!"

The audience was quiet, all staring at the dog, scared the dog back two steps, human beings are too scary!

"Ah! My exhibition book! What a mess!"

Huang Xiaodou cried even harder, knelt on the ground and hugged the dog again!

"You must not run around in the future. If you are taken away as a stray dog, where can I find you! Tell me, how did you turn into such an ugly dog ​​after a handsome man! My show!"

"Brother Douzi, don't talk nonsense, my brother is here! You are finished, you are finished!"

He Zhanyan was so anxious that he wanted to cover Huang Xiaodou's mouth, please stop talking, or you will definitely be beaten today!

"Zhan Shu, you can't die earlier than me, I will take good care of you, you will be a dog all your life, and I will love you too!"

"Yellow Bean!"

He Zhanshu wished he could steam and boil the small yellow beans and eat them!

Hurrying back, I saw a circle of people downstairs, and I didn't need to guess to know that Huang Xiaodou had drunk too much and was so noisy that he couldn't go upstairs.

This brat really doesn't understand what it means to be ashamed at home if the meat is rotten in the pot. Don't you think it's embarrassing to be noisy all over the street?

Who knew that when he arrived, he saw the security guards, the neighbors, all trying to hold back a smile at him, his face was distorted, what's wrong?

I heard Huang Xiaodou inside shouting.

Promise me, I'm here, I'm here, don't cry, before parting the crowd, I saw from the gap that Huang Xiaodou was hugging the dog affectionately with tears in her eyes, and rubbed the dog's face tenderly.

"Zhanshu, you become a dog, and you are still so ugly, but you are still the most handsome dog in my heart, and I still love you very much!"

You are the dog!You are all dogs!I'm a human, and I'm still a super handsome guy!

Grinding his teeth, he called out Huang Xiaodou, and then searched in the grass. He wanted to find a small bamboo strip by the side of the flower bed, three centimeters wide, one centimeter thick, and half a meter long. He wanted to use this bamboo slice to make Huang Xiaodou into watercress Sauce!It doesn't matter if his butt is swollen from his beating, and his mouth is also torn down by him!

"Don't run away!"

He Zhanyan and Tian Qingyu saw that it was broken, and dragged Huang Xiaodou vigorously, Tian Qingyu went to stop He Zhanshu, turned around and shouted at He Zhanyan, hurry up and save people!Otherwise, our sister-in-law will become boiled soybeans!

He Zhanyan dragged Huang Xiaodou and ran away.

Huang Xiaodou loves deeply, regardless of species, and is still dragging that poor stray dog ​​by his hand!

"Forget it, forget it, what do you care about with an alcoholic if you drink too much!"

Tian Qingyu prevented He Zhanshu from chasing up to fight, and the security captain also took this opportunity to quickly snatch the small bamboo piece from He Zhanshu's hand.Anyway, he and Huang Xiaodou are also from the same hometown.

"Am I spoiling you! Huang Xiaodou, you do it during the day and at night, and you still do it when you are sober and drink some wine! You think I won't beat you! Just wait and see how I break your leg You son of a bitch, you are crazy to learn how to drink alcohol! If you don’t learn what’s good, you’ll learn what’s bad! You won’t be able to hit the house for three days! Look at how I beat you!”

He Zhanshu pointed at his sister-in-law who ran away in a hurry, and a dog, and sparks of anger came out of his nose!

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