Huang Xiaodou as a Demon

Huang Xiaodou found that He Zhanshu was staring at his forehead dumbfounded, and put his head in front of He Zhanshu happily.

"Let me write your mobile phone number below, so that I will be [-], demented, lost, and the police can find you along the phone number! Look, what a good label!"

Just dot on the eyebrows and write He Zhanshu's phone number, so it will be easy to recognize when the time comes, you won't bother the police uncle at all, and if you get lost, you don't have to go all over the world to find his family, just follow the phone number to find him Besides, there are four big characters on it, the husband of the exhibition book, so he can be sent home easily, and he will not be lost.

Oh, what if I change my phone number?Aren't these two eyebrows?If you change your phone number, you will leave a new phone number on the other eyebrow.

But He Zhanshu must not change his phone number seventeen or eight times a year, then his face would no longer be his face, but the wall of the mobile service hall, and he would think that he was a living billboard selling beautiful numbers.

He Zhanshu didn't care about the hot tea, so he drank it all in one gulp, so shocked that his heart almost jumped out.

I couldn't help shrinking back, the little yellow bean came out, it was quite scary.

"You, you, Douer, what are you, what kind of crazy are you smoking?"

He Zhanshu's heart hurts, sooner or later he will be scared to death by Huang Xiaodou.

"I have a scar where I was beaten. I'm not handsome anymore."

Huang Xiaodou pretended to be wronged, and took a peek at He Zhanshu's reaction.

"You are handsome, very handsome. If you mind if I pay you, find a beauty agency to do scar removal surgery, and make sure your face is as good as a boiled egg with the skin off."

As long as Huang Xiaodou doesn't act like a demon, he can do a whole body whitening, freckle removal and skin rejuvenation!

"I also think that a scar is a man's medal of hero. Having this scar on my face means that I was once a hero who saved the beauty. Since it is something I am so proud of, there is no need for scar removal surgery. Write a heroic feat on your head, but there are too many words, I can't write on my forehead. After thinking about it, engrave your mark, and the husband who exhibits the book is me, so that I can declare ownership and know that I saved She is your sister, she is not afraid of dementia, and she is not afraid of being trafficked, as long as someone has a name and a phone number, she can be retrieved."

He Zhanshu frowned, and mourned in silence for the human trafficker who wanted to abduct and sell Huang Xiaodou. It was so hard to think about abducting him, wouldn't that be suicide?As far as this ancestor is concerned, whoever wants to kidnap and sell him is a super idiot!

Others abducted and trafficked human beings to make a fortune, and abducted and trafficked him because he wanted to die after living enough.

"You don't need to write your heroic feats on your face, I know it all, and I remember it."

He Zhanshu sighed, took a paper towel and poured some water from the teacup, pinched Huang Xiaodou's chin and wiped it vigorously.

"Stop messing around, can you be honest for a day? Don't make trouble or cause damage?"

Why didn't He Zhanshu agree to Huang Xiaodou's pursuit?He Zhanshu summed it up, probably because the world is too beautiful, I don't live enough.

"When I'm not making trouble, you ignore me!"

Huang Xiaodou was wronged, He Zhanshu didn't like to talk to him.Only when he was messing around, He Zhanshu would put all his attention on him.

"Okay, okay, I care about you, what do you want to do?"

"Let's play chess, whoever loses wins with a kiss."

He Zhanshu wiped his forehead vigorously. What kind of thing did this damn child use to write it?

"No matter how it sounds, I'm at a disadvantage."

"You can pull it down. I, a big girl with yellow flowers, still have my first kiss. Who will take advantage of who?"

"Wash your face, it won't come off no matter how much you wipe it off, I'll see how you see people."

My forehead is red, but the words are still there. I gave Huang Xiaodou a push and went to wash my face. If I can’t wash it off, I have to wear a hat to go out. Then don’t cry about my hairstyle!

Huang Xiaodou yelled that it was impossible, and ran into the bathroom. He wrote it with a signature pen.Quite thoughtful. Is the four big characters of "The Husband of Exhibition Book" in seal script following the scar pattern handsome? I don't think he is handsome after writing it.

He Zhanshu listened to Huang Xiaodou yelling in the bathroom, wanted to laugh, but also wanted to say that you deserved it, and let you play tricks on your face.

Aunt He sent a text message to He Zhanshu.

"Son, you brought Xiaodou home with a gift. I thought about it. You go to Zhanyan's shop and pick out a bracelet for Xiaodou's mother. It should be more expensive and of good quality."

He Zhanshu pondered the same reasoning, and it was Huang Xiaodou's credit that He Zhanyan was safe and sound.Besides, the two families have known each other for many years, so they should give Xiaodou's mother a big gift.

Huang Xiaodou was rubbing her face in the bathroom, her face was covered with foam, while He Zhanshu leaned against the door frame.

"Is your mother fat?"

"It's about the same size as me. I'll follow my mother. We both eat and don't gain weight."

Huang Xiaodou washed off the foam on his face, and when he saw it, the words were still there!

Ah, I'm going crazy, why can't I wash it off!

The unwashed foam water dripped into the eyes, Huang Xiaodou's eyes were sore, she quickly closed her eyes, and reached out to find the handmade soap in the cabinet. The handmade soap made by He Zhanyan is said to be super good for the face!

He Zhanshu came over, pulled Huang Xiaodou's wrist, and grabbed his wrist with his right hand. With confidence, he put the handmade soap into his hand.

"Wash your face slowly at home, I'll go out for a while."

"Ah! My eyes are about to go blind!"

Huang Xiaodou shouted, He Zhanshu knew that he was going to struggle in the bathroom.

He smiled wickedly, it's time to suffer, let you scare me.

Let's see if you dare to mess around next time!

Huang Xiaodou almost rubbed off a layer of skin on his forehead. If it didn't work, he was going to put some gasoline on his face. Those who knew it wanted to decontaminate it, but those who didn't know thought he couldn't disfigure it.