Huang Xiaodou as a Demon

I heard Huang Xiaodou giving a science lesson to the waitress sent over.

"Now it is emphasized that people must be strong and do their own things. Women can hold up half the sky. This spoils men. Just like you girls, you earn money to go to work to support your family, do housework and take care of your children. There are a lot of things to do at night and you have to wait on the gentlemen, are you tired? As for men, it doesn’t matter if they are busy with work. Marrying a husband is like finding a son. Women can’t bear it at this time. Don’t do anything I have to carry the children by myself. When I can't do it, I can let my husband do it. After all, men are very strong. Besides, the couple should help each other. You can't push all the housework to women. Men do it too."

"Mr. Huang, are you very experienced?"

Huang Xiaodou raised her chin proudly.

"That's a must. I speak from experience."

"Can you tell me how to do it?"

The waitress regards Huang Xiaodou as a girlfriend and a friend of women!

Huang Xiaodou proudly pointed at He Zhanshu.

"Didn't you see what I taught you just now? Is your boss awesome? Well, isn't he also cleaning the glass for me under the eaves?"

The waitress looked at the big boss who was cleaning the glass, looked at the young lady who was sitting comfortably on the chair, and raised her thumbs up, young lady, you are a fighter among the awesome!

"A man only dials and turns. He doesn't understand a lot of things if he doesn't explain them clearly. The more he loves him for his hard work, the more he feels that he has credit, and he becomes selfish and doesn't know how to love others. At this time, he will Work. As the saying goes, a small work makes you feel happy, a big work makes you sad. A small work makes everything you want come true.”

"But my boyfriend is impatient sometimes, if he doesn't listen, he doesn't care!"

"You learn from me!"

"En? How to learn?"

"Men are more or less arrogant and conceited. They have a strong desire to protect whoever they like. Act coquettishly, show weakness, talk sweetly, praise and praise, and promise to listen to you."

"I feel sorry for your injury. Don't spread fallacies to my employees."

He Zhanshu didn't let Huang Xiaodou grin, he would be the only one who could bear Huang Xiaodou's appearance. His theory is to test people's endurance, don't separate the labor and Yan who are provoked by other young couples.

Huang Xiaodou twisted her nose and lowered her voice.

"Why are you talking about those excuses? Why don't you just clean the glass for me? Don't care what method I use, as long as I achieve my goal. Now hire a cleaning staff for hundreds of dollars, and I have free cleaning!"

With a raised eyebrow and a smirk, the waitress suppressed a smile.Their young mistress is a fierce fighter among fighters!No, the majority of women's girlfriends!One mouth is what a man is, does he consciously regard himself as a neutral person?

Huang Xiaodou's self-recovery ability is particularly good. Whether it is the inner recovery after being hit or the recovery from trauma, he is definitely a person who is still young and tender when others have acne.

There was so much blood, and the wound was several centimeters, and the recovery was very fast after bandaging.

This made Huang Xiaodou very unhappy. The doctor happily told him that maybe there will be no scars left, and it is still near the hairline. If the hair grows a little bit to cover it up, no one will find that you have a scar on your forehead!

Shit, how can I do without scars?You can't take He Zhanshu by your side with the excuse that I'm disfigured, no one wants me, and if you don't take responsibility for me, I'll be a bachelor for the rest of my life!

How about getting a tattoo on the scar?

Get a ghost face tattoo?Lightning?You can't get a tattoo of a flower, right? Although he looks like a man like you with a single mouth, he is still a man. Wen Duohua is too feminine and too enchanting.How about getting something?

He Zhanshu came out from the study with a book, and wanted to make a pot of tea and read the book. Don't worry about Huang Xiaodou playing with his own, the child will be able to play when he grows up.

"Do you want to make tea?"

Huang Xiaodou chased after He Zhanshu and asked.

He Zhanshu took a purple clay pot, took a tea pot from the cabinet, and hummed.

"Let me come, let's make Pu'er."

Huang Xiaodou reached out to take the purple sand pot from He Zhanshu's hand, but He Zhanshu didn't snatch it from him. Huang Xiaodou's tea was delicious.

He Zhanshu's living habits are sometimes contradictory. He likes drinking tea and drinking.When he is alone, he makes a cup of tea, reads a book and plays with antiques. When his friends are together, he drinks and clubs.Can be static and dynamic.

Huang Xiaodou knew this habit after living with him for many days. He Zhanshu sat on the sofa and continued to read books.

"Show books."

Huang Xiaodou was washing the cups while looking for topics to attract He Zhan's attention.

He Zhanshu focused on the book in his hand, and gave a casual grace.

"I'm going home the day after tomorrow, will you send me back?"

"deliver."

"Then how many days will you stay?"

"I'll be back that day. I've been busy for a year, and I want to stay at home for a few days."

"Why don't you go clubbing?"

"do not know."

He Zhanshu kept his eyes on the book and answered a few words casually.

"I couldn't sleep last night with a headache."

"Stop talking nonsense, I can hear you snoring in my room."

"I snore face down, why don't you go and see me in my room, in case I'm suffocated to death?"

"Don't say such things when you are in the Chinese New Year."

"How about I sleep with you tonight!"

"Don't even think about it."

"Sooner or later."

Huang Xiaodou doesn't listen to him, sooner or later you will be my warm bed, don't believe me, just wait and see,

He Zhanshu didn't even look at him from the beginning to the end.

Huang Xiaodou brought a cup of brewed tea to He Zhanshu.

"Drink tea."

When He Zhanshu took the teacup, he felt a red light flash in front of his eyes, and instinctively looked up.

After reading He Zhanshu, he spit out the tea and almost choked to death on the saliva!It's weird that he's going to die.

If Huang Xiaodou has such a quiet day and a half, he is definitely thinking about how to make a big one!

I thought he was very obedient today, he played well by himself, he didn't make trouble or mischievous, he could read the book with peace of mind, and when he saw Huang Xiaodou's appearance, He Zhanshu hated himself for not caring about him!

The hair on Huang Xiaodou's forehead is a bit long. She usually tosses about everything with Minjun's hairstyle, and then combs her hair to look like an adult. Playing around, she doesn't have any hairstyle when she wears a hat.But today he tied the hair on his forehead into a sky-high braid.Just the forehead, all tied up, and tied up with the red ribbon on the top of the fruit box, like a refined ginseng doll!

This is at best a bit silly, but how come there are words on this forehead!

He also used a black signature pen to write four large characters on his forehead.from left to right.

The husband who exhibits books