[Comprehensive British and American] Bat's Grammy Girlfriend

Bruce felt there was something wrong with their education of the baby octopus.

The cause of the incident was that when he came back from the company one day, he found two Ah Fu standing in the living room.

He first suspected the Muddy Man—but if it was true, the manor would not be so quiet. Tim and Damian sat on the sofa playing video games as usual, as if they hadn’t noticed that the old butler suddenly had two Same.

"Ah Fu." He called out, and the two Alfreds looked over at the same time, one of them opened his mouth, and the other remained silent.

Bruce asked a question that only he and Alfred knew, the one who opened the mouth answered politely, and the one who shut up remained closed.He asked the real Alfred to make coffee, and the impostor stared at him nervously. After hearing this, he wanted to follow Alfred to the kitchen, but was stopped.

"Just stay in the living room." The old butler's attitude was so kind that Bruce began to think about whether this person was a relative of Ah Fu, such as a brother, after all, he looked so similar.

The fake Ah Fu followed him into the study, and stood in front of him very cautiously, with a pitiful expression on his face, like a kitten or puppy on the side of the road that no one took home.

He seems to know who this person is, but he doesn't know which one it is.

"You..." Bruce just made a sound, and the fake Ah Fu jumped into his arms, completely unaware that he was 1.8 meters tall now, and he was screaming while doing it.

Jason pushed the door open, and after being shocked by the scene before him for a few seconds, he exited with an expression of sudden realization, and closed the door for them intimately.

The movements were done in one go, without giving Bruce a chance to explain.

"Artur." The nervousness of the fake Alfred was more obvious because of this sentence, but he still refused to admit it, holding his head high and showing that he was Alfred.

Skillfully finding the pair of small meat wings that had grown a lot, Artur, who was held by his father, finally returned to his original appearance, crying weakly.

Bruce carried him upstairs, and the children's octopus room specially arranged for the four of them was empty, the water from the aquarium was all over the floor, and there were a few footprints left under the window. It seemed that the other three Also turned into a human.

Keshira has spoken about her and her father's shape-shifting ability, but it is not certain whether their children will inherit it, because among the many descendants of Cthulhu, only Keshira has inherited this ability most thoroughly.

Now it seems that Arthur and the others probably have this ability.

Bruce frowned and looked at those footprints. Humans could say that if they turned into a fish head and walked around, maybe he would go to Blackgate Prison or Arkham Asylum to pick up his sons.

"What became of them? Where did they go?" he asked.

Artur began to roll his eyes guiltily, and softened his voice to beg for forgiveness.This trick worked well for Alfred and Damian, but it's Batman who caught him now.

After a few minutes of standoff, Artur confessed that he ran downstairs as soon as he changed into Alfred, while his brothers were sleeping soundly in the aquarium.

"Next time," Bruce threatened him, "I'll send you to New York." The kind that worked with Atrak in his aunt's sweet shop for no money.

Arthur obediently nodded the octopus's head, promising that he would reform himself and make fish again in the future.

After admonishing the one who led by example and spoiled his younger brother, Bruce went out to the Batcave. Fortunately, the octopuses had trackers on them, otherwise it was true—his communicator rang.

"This is Batman."

The person over there is Superman. He probably hid in the toilet and made the phone call before he got off work. His voice was low and small: "Why are you...with the clown?"

? ? ?Bruce asked him to wait first, and immediately contacted Aaron. The other party was confused and said that the clown was staying in the ward well, and the other patients in the madhouse did not escape.

Bruce started to think about whether to hit the octopuses on the ass or on the head.

"Tell me about the situation at the scene."

Superman has flown out of the toilet and into the streets where "Batman" and "Joker" haunt.

To be honest, these two people knew it was fake at first glance, but it was very real. In the eyes of people who don't know much about the two, it is Gotham vigilantes and Gotham criminals who have cleared up their old suspicions. In the beautiful afternoon with Rili, we went shopping in the metropolis next door.

It's magical, but it's true.

Superman sees through the bodies of the two, and they are exactly the same as the real Batman and the Joker. It is hard to believe that this is true.After he heard someone calling Superman in a panic, he wanted to immediately throw the "Joker" who was alone on the street back to Gotham, but before he could do anything, he saw "Batman" running out to embrace him affectionately. Living on the shoulders of the "clown", the two happily played in the metropolis like truant students.

"You don't have to worry about this matter, I'll take care of it." After hanging up the phone, Bruce glanced at Arthur who was pretending to be asleep in the water, and then went to turn on the Batmachine while asking Tim to delete all "Batman and Joker" online. Swimming around the metropolis" photo.

He doesn't want to live on another planet yet.

Half an hour later, the real Batman descended from the sky, captured the two impostors pretending to be himself and the clown, and threw them into the bat machine by their collars.

Knut was much less courageous, and almost turned back into an octopus when he saw his father. Fortunately, Bruce had quick eyes and quick hands, and when he started to change Zhiqiang, he threw him onto the co-pilot.

Ketuart was much more daring. He monopolized the entire co-pilot's seat, hugged his second brother in his arms like a clown, and did not forget to betray his elder brother, pushing all the charges to Ah who was not present. In Tour's body, he himself is an innocent little white flower.

However, Bruce had already seen through him, and picked him upside down as soon as he returned to the manor, and spanked him several times,

Ketuart's small tentacles swung around in mid-air, and "slapped" two precise hits on Dick who came to try to persuade him to fight.

Dick went back to the living room, closed the door, and decided to pretend it didn't happen any more.

After solving two more, Bruce asked Knut where Thomas Jr. was, and learned that although the least courageous of them ran away from home under the instigation of his two brothers, he would not dare to leave Gotham anyway, so Knut Just leave him by the Gotham River, and go to the metropolis with Knut.

"You guys are not too stupid, you know how to go to the metropolis." Bruce closed the two of them tightly, and Alfred came over with a phone and a microphone, and a long phone line hung behind him: "Fox's phone, you Better listen."

Before answering, Bruce already had a bad feeling in his heart.

Sure enough, Lucius, who originally left the company with him, had just received news that "Bruce" had gone and returned, and returned to the Wayne Building not long ago. The "W" above is replaced by an indescribable picture.

"I printed out that painting." Said the old butler, who was used to seeing big wind and waves, he took out a piece of paper from his arms, opened it and opened it again, a big octopus head appeared in front of Bruce, with eyes and tentacles , which is clearly a self-portrait of Thomas Jr.

"The young master is very talented in painting." Alfred said, as if he didn't realize the seriousness of the matter at all.

"I'm going to send him to R'lyeh." Bruce said, and then he quickly asked Lucius who hadn't hung up the phone as if thinking of something: "They won't agree?"

"...Yes, the shareholders present said that for some reason they felt that the painting was unprecedented and that it was comparable to Monet and Van Gogh's masterpiece, so they immediately decided to replace the group's logo." Lucius paused , "Go now, you should be able to see the remains of the building 'W'."

"The Ultimate Abyss is more suitable for him." Bruce hung up the phone angrily, and planned to set off with the silver key. It seemed that he was going to pack little Thomas and send it to Umer on the spot.

Alfred tried to defend the quietest and sensible young master: "It's just a child's nonsense. When you were their age, you still clamored to transform the manor into an aquarium to marry—"

"Shut up." Bruce interrupted him mercilessly, not only because of embarrassment, but also because a few people were eavesdropping not far away.

Handing Ketuart, who was still thumping, to Jason, Bruce set off for the Wayne Group to capture the last hapless son who had escaped.

Lucius arrived there a few minutes earlier than him, and helped to invite out those shareholders who were so bewitched that they wanted to change the name of the Wayne Group to Raliyah Long Live, and then chatted with "Bruce" on the chair. take care of.

This counterfeit and the real owner were almost carved out of the same mold. When he first saw him, he was in a daze for a long time, and he even called to ask if Bruce had come over.

Fake Bruce has not realized that he has been found out, he recalled his father's appearance in the company, and showed a sweet smile.

"I'm having dinner with Kelly tonight," he said very brusquely.

Just as Lucius was thinking about how to refuse, an angry Bruce almost kicked open the office door.He heard what Thomas Jr. said just now on the phone, and grabbed his son who was fleeing in panic: "You will have dinner with Yog Sothoth tonight."

Little Thomas was frightened silly, he didn't want to stay with his great-great-grandfather who was smiling on the surface but actually fierce!

Bruce's attitude this time was extremely firm, he opened the time and space gate leading to the ultimate abyss on the spot, and threw him into it.

When Kexila, who went to Raliya to visit his father, returned home, he found that the manor was extremely quiet today, not to mention Dick and the others, not even the little octopus.

"Where did the children go?" She looked at the empty seats at the dining table and asked, "Ah Fu doesn't seem to be here either."

"Great-grandfather wants to teach them some simple spells, such as about shape change." Bruce, who rarely enjoyed the world of the two, said, looking at ease: "As for Alfred, he desperately hopes that we can be the heirs of the Wayne family." Keep working hard."

Kexila’s hand that was stuffing the crayfish into his mouth stopped in mid-air: “Although the thing like the cloud is gone, don’t you think we have enough children in our family? Ah Fu can’t find any more teacup."

"It's okay, we'll go buy it tomorrow," said rich Bruce Wayne, "Hope it's a girl this time."