[Comprehensive British and American] Bat's Grammy Girlfriend

Hearing that her great-granddaughter and her great-grandson-in-law were going to have a wedding, Shabu rushed over from Kansas immediately.

"Try, the apple pie made by the neighbor." She smiled and pushed the snacks in the basket over, because of the convenience of the gate of time and space, it was still steaming hot from the oven: "It's not easy, your wedding has been delayed for a long time La."

Keshila took a bite of the apple pie, and her great-grandmother's neighbor added a lot of rum to it, and after eating several in one go, she felt a little drowsy.

"It's all for the shares of Wayne Group." She burped with alcohol and said intermittently.

Shabu couldn't tell that this was not the truth, and shook the folding fan that he probably snatched from Naia and said, "Your duplicity is really similar to Yog's back then."

"I'm not duplicity." Kexila was dying, but soon lost most of his consciousness under the influence of alcohol.She picked up the last piece of apple pie, put it under her nose and smelled it: "Why doesn't the apple pie made by Ah Fu have such great stamina, I seem to see Turzcha dancing in front of my eyes."

Why, of course, Shabu quietly poured a large bottle of wine into it while Martha was doing it.

She followed her great-granddaughter's back, urging her to eat another piece, chatting as usual: "Where are you going to hold the wedding?"

Bruce seems to have talked about this topic before. He mentioned several places at the time. What Kexila liked more was to let the second brother come to Gotham on a small island. After all, that was the place where they met for the first time—wait a minute The first time they met seemed to be in a white house. At that time, Bruce was still Xiaodouding, and his expression was not as monotonous as it is now.

At that time, Kexila had woken up from the seal for a long time, and she carefully folded her wings, pretending to be just a big octopus with a special color.As a result, she was still targeted by humans. They lured her with a fragrant thing and caught her in the laboratory.The key point is the laboratory where she stole the aquarium before.

Bruce, whose arms and legs look soft, comes to the laboratory where Kexila is locked up every week, and always sits in front of her with a serious face, wondering if he is thinking about the behavior of octopus balls.

In order to tease him, Kexila turned into a human form in front of him on a dark and stormy night, and solemnly said that because Bruce saw her human form, he must marry her in the future.

Thinking back now, what did I do in the first place?

Keshila helped her great-grandmother stand up in a dizzy state, threw herself on Bruce who had just entered the door, and sincerely repented: "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to lie to you!! I really didn't intend to lie to your marriage!!! "

People who get drunk tend to be much stronger than usual, not to mention Kexila's strength is boundless.Bruce fell on his back, rolled his eyes up, and saw Tim's shocked face through Keshira's thick hair.

"What does she mean?" Damian was also shocked. He thought of bad things from Kexila's words, for example, those four little brothers who didn't look like Bruce at all were actually her and other big octopus students. down.

Tim covered his eyes because Keshira on the ground was already wailing and gnawing on his adoptive father's face.If this trend continues, it should be unsuitable for children: "Ah Fu asked us to trim the garden."

After speaking, he dragged Damian away halfway.

Shabu leisurely ate Keshira's remaining half of the apple pie, and then looked at the small folding fan he got, turning a blind eye to what happened a few steps away, and only regarded himself as deaf.

Kexila, who was pressing on Bruce, cried very sincerely, not only confessed that she had deceived the child, but also explained other things in a whimpering manner.

I hope she won't remember these when she wakes up, otherwise she will really have to live in another universe.

Knowing that it was useless to reason with a drunk person, Bruce wisely chose to keep silent, and just patted Kexila on the back reassuringly.His head was resting on the threshold of the door, and his body was pressed against the cold floor, so he was wandering thinking that tomorrow he would produce all the thresholds of the manor and carpet the whole house.

He began to choose the material and color of the carpet in his mind. When the former was almost finished, Kexila's crying had already subsided, except for one or two bursts of unexplained crying; La hiccupped, tilted his head and fell asleep with the whirring.

Fortunately, the current Kexila is purely strong, and her weight is not as outrageous as before.Bruce gently pushed her away from him, and Shabu was finally willing to raise his hand when he was there: "Ah, why is Xiaoke so drunk, I still want to talk to her about who to invite when the time comes."

They put Kexila on the bed together, and the bed in the bedroom was one meter wider because of the oversized octopus doll that the Lord in Yellow sewed himself.

Shabu held one of the tentacles and squeezed it, and the doll actually made a sound—it was a sound of "rolling", which was about when Keshira said it to Hastur.

She picked up the doll, thinking about whether to go to the Pleiades star cluster to meet the Lord of the Deep Sea Starry Sky who was unfortunately harmed by Ide Ya.

The cloud-like thing crawled out of Keshira's hair slowly, and continued to sleep in a place where it would not be crushed.Shabu put down the doll and poked it, feeling that he was more worried about this guy.

Although he knew that Azathoth didn't mean that, but no matter how he looked at it, he felt that the cloud-like thing was a small light bulb that destroyed the harmonious life of the couple.

It's better to take it away from Xiao Ke.

When Kexila woke up, the sky outside the window was pitch black, apparently she had been drunk for an afternoon plus an unknown number of nights.However, Bruce, who went out to watch the night, has not returned yet, indicating that it is still early in the weather.

The great-grandmother who tricked her into eating apple pie that would drunk an elephant was gone, Keshila sat up and rubbed her temples, and Bruce came out of the bathroom in his pajamas, looking at a small notebook as he walked.

Judging from the color of the cover, it should not be the one that recorded how much money she owed.

Keshira let out a small sigh of relief, but immediately tensed up again as Bruce sat next to her.

She quickly shrank into the quilt.

Why could I sleep with him without blushing and heartbeat before, and even took off his clothes.

How lucky Bruce wasn't to send her to the police at the time.

In fact, Kexila originally wanted to sleep back in her own room, but Alfred, who stood at the top of the food chain in Wayne Manor, threw away all the beds except the master bedroom, and cut off the wires in those rooms along the way.

But Kexila is not such a delicate person, she took off the sheets and quilts in the master bedroom and planned to go to the living room to make the floor, only to find that the living room, the study and the kitchen were all occupied by Robins.

Kexila... Kexila couldn't compete with them for a place, let alone sleep with them, so he had no choice but to carry those bedding back to Bruce's room.

Bruce seemed to have a lot of things tonight. He leaned on the bed and flipped through the small book for a long time, wondering which unlucky guy's great achievements were recorded in it.

Having slept for ninety hours, Kexila, whose head was covered by the blanket, closed his eyes tightly, trying to persuade himself to fall asleep quickly.

Drowsiness didn't wait, but Bruce's voice.He was reading something from his notebook, his tone faltering.

Kexila pricked up his ears and listened for a while, and the more he listened, the more something went wrong, and after realizing that this was his mental journey of deceiving Bruce, he quickly lifted the quilt, and covered the other's mouth in shock: "How do you know this! ?”

Could it be that Batman has finally evolved superpowers and possessed the mind reading skills she once had?

Bruce's mouth moved, but he couldn't make a sound because Kexila covered it too tightly.

Kexila let go of his hand, snatched away the mental journey that was as real as if he had written it himself, and flipped through it hastily.

"Batman knows everything." Bruce said what he wanted to say just now, in the tone of Baby Bruce.He embraced Kexila from the back, and unfortunately caught something like a cloud between them: "Aren't you going to say something?"

"I was wrong." Kexila quickly admitted his mistake, "For the sake of my sincerity, can you stop counting the Bat-machine on me as well."

When Bruce was driving the Batplane and fell into the sea, Kexila dug him out of the driver's seat and dismantled the plane.

So Ah Fu fished out some residue after salvaging for a long time, almost thinking that his master was buried in the belly of the fish.

Keshila felt Bruce's hands around her stiffen, but the cloud-like thing was still writhing on her back.

"Let me think about it." Bruce finally answered, his voice was still that Gotham sweetheart, which made Kexila's hanging heart slightly lowered.

But soon, Bruce's next action made her thumping little heart fly into the sky again.

"I decided to retaliate with an eye, an eye for an eye." Bruce, who threw her on the bed, said, and deliberately pulled the hem of her clothes with his hand: "I will do to you again what you did to me before. "

Kexila's eyes widened in shock, and it took a long time before Bruce scolded the pervert under the action that Bruce seemed to really want to take off her clothes.

The two wrestled on the bed, the cloud-like thing was pushed dizzily by them, and finally cried out in a loud voice that humans couldn't hear, and threw itself on Keshira's face.

"Wait!" Kexila tried desperately to pull the cloud-like thing down, and it fell into the eyes of Bruce, who couldn't see the outer god, as if he was slapping himself, the kind that was separated from the air.

"Actually, there's one more thing I've been keeping from you..." She was talking about Azathoth forcing something like a cloud to her, and her voice gradually became smaller under Bruce's more and more Batman's gaze, and finally Hugged with the cloud-like thing that finally came down from his face, trembling.

"You mean, there's someone glued to you." Bruce wanted to go to the Batcave and get a scanner to find the cloudlike thing, and he looked pissed, pissed off, like Keshira used to not want to do her homework like that.

"Where is he?" Bruce asked angrily, and the cloud-like thing broke away from Kexila's hand in fear and hid in her hair.

"It's usually hidden in my hair, sometimes on my back - don't touch my hair, you scare it away - stop it, it's getting into my clothes -"

The cloud-like thing that fled in a hurry crawled around Kexila's body, and was finally cornered by this terrifying human being.It has never been wronged like this before, crying more and more miserably, small lightning crackled and flickered, and there was a dull thunder outside the window, I don't know if it is raining tonight or...

A bolt of lightning passed through the dark clouds and struck the roof of Wayne Manor.

Jason woke up from his sleep with an octopus lying on top of him, whimpering disapprovingly at his movements.He listened carefully to the movement in the manor, and pushed the people around him: "What's wrong upstairs?"

Damian slapped his hands away, rolled over with his brother in his arms, and turned the back of his head to him.Dick got up from the ground in a daze, planning to go up and have a look.

"I suggest that we stay put." Tim, the most experienced of the four, pressed his elder brother's shoulder and said amidst the vibration of the ceiling: "In the future... this house will still be lively." Dog food eats the most so he said.