Dazai wants to dye this green

When Saya led Zhongya to the door of the house, she found an unknown object hanging on the clothes rail of her house like a rag.

"What is that, is that the doll you hung out?" Nakaya said sharply, "Do you like this kind of big doll that is as long as your body?"

Saya was silent for a while.

"That... is Dazai."

The black curly boy who hung himself on the clothesline raised his head creakingly, shaking his limbs weakly: "Ya... Ye..."

"Why did you hang yourself up there?" Sha Ye stepped forward resignedly, tiptoed and carried the boy down, "Where's Dr. Sen? Did he and Alice go back to the clinic?"

"That's right!" Dazai stretched out his hand, wrapped his two short arms around Saya's neck, and rested his chin obediently on her shoulder, "That bastard doctor contacted someone to redecorate him, so I have to go back and keep an eye on it. "

"Doctor Mori can't help it either." Saya patted Dazai on the back, turned to face Chuya, "Let me introduce, this is Osamu Dazai, my younger brother. This is Chuya Nakahara, I met on Leibo Street today Kid, he helped me find Mr. Lan Tang's hat, so I invited him to come to our house for dinner."

Osamu Dazai stared at Chuya quietly, and Chuya looked back, the strange silence lasted for a long time.

When it grew to Saya, she felt a little uneasy.

She urgently searched "Why did the two children not speak for a long time after they met" in her database, and there were 59 search results, among which the top ones were:

#They were at school because they didn't like each other, so they fisted and kicked each other. In the excited crowd of the whole school, they hit the dean and came to both of them to be punished.

#They are good friends who talk about everything but fell in love with the same girl at the same time so they are currently in a cold war

#They are the two children brought by the parents in the reorganized family. forexample Liu Xing and Xia Xue pinch each other when they meet, "Mom Liu Xing is in trouble again today!"

#they are not familiar

Dear Ms. Kiryu Saya, may I ask which possibility do you choose?

Sha Ye: ...

Saya quickly put Osamu Dazai down before her own crash, carefully trying to rule out the reasons she retrieved one by one: "What's the matter? Did you... know each other before?"

"I don't know." Nakaya curled his lips, then took out his right hand from his pocket, and waved casually at Osamu Dazai as a greeting, "I was just thinking, you two look alike."

Oh, so Chuya was thinking about this just now!

Saya breathed a sigh of relief, and what Osamu Dazai said made her nervous again: "That's right, we are not real siblings, because I was picked up by Saya. Are you the new brother she picked up?"

This, that... Although she also had a similar thought for a moment...

Zhong also naturally denied it: "No, I'm just here for dinner."

Osamu Dazai stared at Nakahara Nakaya for a while, as if to confirm whether this guy was lying or not.Sha Ye had already taken out the door key and opened the door, calling the two little boys to change their slippers: "Come inside."

It was the first day for the two boys to come to Saya's house, and it was obvious that Osamu Dazai seemed more relaxed. He quickly ran to the kitchen to open the refrigerator to get pop soda, and Nakaya honestly took him on the way Help Sha Ye carry the ingredients to the kitchen.As a reward, Saya took out two fruit candies from the pocket of her apron, one for Chuya, and one she asked Chuya to hand over to Osamu Dazai.

"Do you want to help?" Chuuya asked.

"Not for the time being." Saya reached out and pinched Chuya's earlobe. The big sisters in the research institute used to like to pinch and knead her like this, "You and Dazai go to play together. There is a switch console in the living room. You choose Play a game you like first."

Chuya cheered, and rushed towards the living room, slipping his feet while clutching fruit candies: "Hey! That da... Dazai! Let's play Mario together!"

The friendship between the little boys is actually quite inexplicable. Osamu Dazai readily agreed to the invitation to play games together, but he got into many pitfalls during the game.When Saya was chopping green onions in the kitchen, she could hear Zhong Ye's exasperated voice: "Dazai Osamu, are you sick? It's so easy to get by here, why do you have to hit me!?"

Saya laughed unconsciously while cutting onions.

She turned on the induction cooker, poured in the yellow onions and sautéed them until soft.The irritating tiny juice was floating around in the air, and Saya skillfully shut down the working function of the lacrimal gland, and poured out the fried minced onion without tears, and mixed it with the mashed meat and eggs that were going to be made into hamburger meat.

By the way, add some bread crumbs.

Saya reached out to the big plastic bag that she and Chuya went to the supermarket to buy today, and took out the remaining sporadic ingredients from it.There are small snacks for the two children, the wave soda that is going to be put in the refrigerator to be chilled (only for Luanbu—wait, it seems that there will be another child who will grab soda with him in the future), and bread crumbs...

Saya's movements stopped.

Behind the bag of bread crumbs, a dusty, rotten doll lay quietly in the plastic bag.

She didn't look carefully at the ruins of the warehouse on Leibo Street. After picking up the doll, Saya realized that the doll was very strange in terms of shape.Although it wasn't made into the kind of evil doll with distorted facial features, there are many stitches on the face of this round-faced puppet that span the entire head.Unlike those mending stitches that don't want others to see that they have been mended, the designer of this doll seems to be making a big show of letting others know that this guy is a stitch, with thick and sparse stitches, and its two eyes are also made of different patterns. Colored buttons are nailed on.

Sha Ye stared at the doll for a while, and it quietly looked back with two button eyes of different sizes.

"Da Zai, Zhong Ye, I'll go to the backyard." Sha Ye raised her voice, "You guys can wait for another half an hour, and dinner will be served soon."

The two children said in unison: "Got it!"

She picked up the doll and took away the cooking oil and lighter from the kitchen.

Not long after, a plume of smoke rose from the backyard.Sha Ye expressionlessly dug a hole with a small shovel for planting flowers, and stabbed the burning doll into the hole.

What kind of rubbish, actually followed her to the house.

Before completely burying the ashes of the doll, Shaye sprinkled another layer of salt on top.

Drive away evil spirits and avoid evil, all harms will not invade, Amitabha.

After cleaning her hands, Sha Ye returned to the house with oil and a lighter, and continued cooking.The two boys in the living room seem to have worked hard together to pass a level, and Chuya was so happy that he cheered, interspersed with Dazai Osamu's rambling, which seemed to be something like "See, you can't pass it alone."Because soon Zhong Zhong got into an argument with him, and then the two opened the next level together.

When the oil is hot, put the hamburger meat into the frying pan, and Saya sings softly with the sound of frying the meat "sizzling", and also pours red wine as seasoning: "Quite, Exciteexcite is throbbing violently..." *

(*Note: "Kamen Rider ex-aid" theme song)

A three-coloured cat jumped onto the edge of the courtyard wall, and Sha Ye looked up and met its eyes through the kitchen window.She greeted Mao Mao: "Hi, Xiao Mi."

The Sanhuamao wagged its tail and ran away silently along the courtyard wall.

When she started making crab rice bowl, Yukichi Fukuzawa knocked on the door of her house.Sha Ye walked quickly to greet her wearing an apron, and was a little surprised to find that Mr. Silver Wolf brought a present today that made her emotional processor unstable.

"It's the special CD of "Kamen Rider Build"!" Saya took out the small box from her bag and was a little bit reluctant to let go. "I originally wanted to buy this after I got my salary this month!"

Fukuzawa Yukichi still had no expression on his face as usual, but he saw Saya's lively and sincere smile, and the tips of his ears were a little red: "When I passed by the shopping street today, I found that they were selling it, so I just bought one."

Ranbu, who came in behind Fukuzawa Yukichi, hung on Saya like a long cat, and skillfully took out fruit candy from her apron pocket: "What did you cook today? I guess there is Burger Meat!"

"Yes, there is hamburger meat..." Saya raised her head and looked at Fukuzawa Yukichi again. For some reason, she always felt that her body seemed to be a little out of control, and her heart rate was much faster than usual. "Mr. Fukuzawa and Ranpo go first." Wait in the living room, we can eat right away."

Fukuzawa Yukichi nodded, Ranbu immediately followed like a little tail, and then waved the fruit candy in his hand triumphantly: "I took all the leftover candy, the two children in the living room can't eat it !"

Although Saya hadn't told them that she was going to entertain Osamu Dazai and Chuya today, she was not surprised to be able to deduce this matter by her own ability.

After all, that's the super-powerful famous detective Edogawa Ranpo!

Putting the special CD of "Kamen Rider" back into the box as a treasure, Saya walked briskly to the bedroom, intending to put it in her peripheral storage cabinet.When I unscrewed the doorknob, suddenly, a thought that I had never had before flashed through my mind.

——The special CD has just been released today, why Fukuzawa Yukichi can say lightly that he can "buy it easily" in the shopping street that must be full of long queues?

[Because he wants to please you and get something from you. ]

This kind of logic is something that Saya has never had before. Saya, who was brought up as a little hero in the research institute, received an unusually orthodox and kind education. Guessing will only face the "villain" in her understanding.

But what can Fukuzawa Yukichi get from her?

When she was forced to leave the research institute, Saya was entrusted by the director to his old acquaintance Fukuzawa Yukichi. From the day she first came to Yokohama, Fukuzawa Yukichi was helping her find a foothold, from a house to a job. It was all found with the help of this taciturn but gentle silver-haired swordsman.

Even if she would go out in the middle of the night to do something he didn't agree with, His Excellency "Silver Wolf" would just silently come to see if she was injured the next day.

She has nothing to give Fukuzawa Yukichi in return.

[It’s not just material, human beings are social animals, and what we pray for is emotion. ]

emotion……

Didn't she return affection enough?

[It wasn't enough, maybe the type of emotion wasn't what he wanted. ]

The paradoxical voice crawled past her mind, leaving behind a trail like snail slime, but it made Sha Ye unable to stop thinking about it because of the nausea.

When she came to the table with the rice cooker, she was still a little preoccupied.Fukuzawa Yukichi took the big spoon of rice and keenly noticed that something was wrong with her mood: "What's wrong?"

"...Ah, it's just that there are some things I can't figure out." Sha Ye shook her head, "Where are Luanbu and the others?"

Fukuzawa Yuji paused: "I'm playing a game."

The living room was indeed as noisy as if the roof was going to be knocked off.Ranpo has the character of a child, and it is very easy to get along with real children. Both Chuya and Dazai like to team up with him to play games, because Ranpo has a good brain, but the operation is a little bit tricky.They played a game of Splatter, and this time it was Dazai Osamu and Ranpo's turn to form a team. Chuya nervously yelled to cheer up: "He came from the side! Spray him! Spray him!"

"Got it, you're so annoying, slug~"

"What did you call me you mackerel!!!"

In order to prevent the living room from being demolished by them, Sha Ye quickly ran to pick up the two children one by one: "It's time to eat, can we play the game later?"

"Let's paint for a while, paint for a while!" Ranbu's eyes were glued to the screen, "Okay—the paint is here, spray it!"

Sha Ye: ...

She looked at Fukuzawa Yukichi hesitantly, Fukuzawa Yukichi was helpless.

At this time, Zhong also helped a lot. He looked at the dining table and suddenly shouted in surprise: "There is a rice bowl with crab meat, I want to eat it!"

Osamu Dazai immediately threw away the handle: "That's what Saya made for me!"

"Eat them all, enough care! Enough care!" Sha Ye tried hard to tear away the two children who were about to rush to the dining table like calves, "Good children, remember to wash your hands before eating!"

"I must be the first to run to the bathroom!" Zhongya shouted.

Osamu Dazai stuck out his tongue at him: "Because a muscular idiot can only do this!"

Why did they quarrel when they met?Sha Ye was almost the same size as the head and two, so she had to take them to wash their hands, stare at them making bubbles with soap, and stop an evil incident that tried to use supernatural powers to get the bubbles on each other's faces.

However, when they came to the restaurant, they realized that Ranpo had already sat down and started eating hamburger meat!

"I've wiped my hands with antiseptic wipes!" the clever detective said triumphantly with a hamburger in his mouth. "Now I'm going to eat the second piece!"

"hateful!"

"I won't play with you next time!"

Sha Ye always felt that she looked like a character in a certain TV series.

what is it then?

It seems to be... Liu Mei from "Family with Children"...?

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After eating and drinking enough, Ranpo couldn't continue to play games with the two little devils, because he was going home with Fukuzawa Yukichi.

Saya stood at the door with the two children to say goodbye. While waving, she noticed a bandage wrapped around Osamu Dazai's wrist, so she asked, "Is Dazai injured?"

"No." Osamu Dazai shook his arm, "But I think it feels good to wear a bandage on my body, it's very comfortable, and it's cool. I want to try wrapping it on my face in the future."

Sha Ye froze for a moment, she thought of Lan Tang who wrapped herself up like a mummy.

"This...it's better..." She tried to be tactful, "Well...just as long as you are happy."

I really don't understand the kids these days.

Chuya also poked his head to look at his bandaged wrist: "How are you going to wrap it around your face?"

Osamu Dazai made a gesture: "Wrap one eye, like this. I have planned it out, wrap the left eye every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and wrap the right eye every two, four, and six."

Chuya: "What about Sunday?"

Osamu Dazai: "Both are entangled."

Sha Ye tapped his head lightly: "Not allowed!"

Osamu Dazai covered his head: "Oh, why!"

"Because the house has to be cleaned on Sunday, how can you help me dry my clothes after you cover your eyes?" Sha Ye asked.

Dazai: Momentarily speechless.jpg

The next thing he's fighting for is the cool Bandage Boy's Sunday no-drying franchise, and Nakahara laughs at him as he runs back to the living room to grab the handle.When Saya went to wash the dishes at the end, the two little boys were still arguing about the style of dressing.

"Okay, okay, now I want to give you a task, which brave Kamen Rider is willing to follow?" Saya asked.

Chuya and Osamu Dazai said in unison: "Who is Kamen Rider!"

Sha Ye: ...

Why don't kids like Kamen Rider anymore?

Although they denied it, Osamu Dazai and Chuya still helped Saya. One of them went to the bathroom to turn on the water heater, the other wiped the dining table clean, and then happily returned to the living room to continue clearing the level.

At nearly nine o'clock, Chuya realized that he seemed to have stayed at Saya's house for too long.

"I want to go back to Leibo Street." He threw away the controller, muttered and tried to stand up, "It's so strange, I just said that I would have a good dinner before, why did I play games with you so late... ..."

"You live in Leibo Street?" Osamu Dazai lay on the floor, stretching his limbs, scratching like some kind of aquatic plant, "Saya will definitely not let you go back alone."

really.

"It's too late, it won't be safe for you to go back alone." Saya persuaded Zhongya, "The bath water has been boiled, and there are pajamas that you and Dazai can wear at home, why don't you stay for a night ?”

"I'll be fine, I'm strong!" Zhong also emphasized.

Sha Ye: "There are many bad guys haunting Leibo Street at night. The most famous one is the underground organization 'Sheep', who do everything from robbery to extortion and fighting. If a child like you meets them, it will be very dangerous."

Zhong Ye: "..."

That, actually...

He is the leader of the "sheep".

"Besides, there is actually something I want to ask you." Sha Ye lowered her voice, a little embarrassed, "Actually, today is also Da Zai's first day at home. In the past, this child was always wandering outside. I'm worried that he will be scared if he sleeps alone. Chuya, you are about the same age as Dazai, and you are very reliable, if you can stay with Dazai for one night..."

Zhong Yuanzhong is also good at fighting, but he is not good at refusing the delicious hamburger meat topped with red wine, and the request of the big sister.

"Okay... okay." He turned his head, "but only tonight."

He quickly rushed to the bathroom to take a shower with Dazai with his bare bottom.

"Damn it, Osamu Dazai, don't splash water on my face—look at my gravitational water attack!!!"

"Bounce!"

"Bounce back!"

"Bounce back bounce back!!!"

Listening to the movement in the bathroom, Sha Ye instinctively told her that she must mop the floor for a while.After the two children had a water fight, it is estimated that the entire bathroom floor will not be spared.And she suddenly had the urge to call Fukuzawa Yukichi, and ask if Ranpo would have a water fight in the shower.

It was steaming hot, Chuya and Dazai rushed out of the bathroom wearing bear pajamas.The friendship between them is really strange, obviously just now they beat up in the bathroom and almost flooded the whole room, after being pressed by Saya to dry their hair, the two children went straight to the living room, and started to plan the two-person team to use online The mode goes to abuse food online.

As for Sha Ye, she picked up the mop without complaint.

It's okay to throw away the child I picked up by myself.

admit.

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When Sha Ye went to wake the two children up, what she saw was that they were sleeping in some kind of free fighting position, each of them could not fully own a quilt, and each of them always had a part of their body hanging on the bed outside.

She pulled off Nakaya's pajamas that were rolled up to his belly, and shook the little boy: "The sun is drying your ass, get up quickly?"

"Woo, huh." Chuya couldn't open his eyes at all, he clicked his mouth, and after saying a series of incomprehensible words, he turned over and rolled away a piece of quilt on Osamu Dazai's body.

Saya is helpless.

Last night, the two children played games until midnight, and Saya finally drove them to wash and sleep with her treasured Kamen Rider props and swords.She is sure that these two unlucky children sneaked out to play two games after she fell asleep. In short, they are in a mess. It is very worthwhile for her to send a suggestion letter to Nintendo headquarters and ask them to develop a "teenage mode" for the game console. Only two games per day are allowed. Hours, games are not allowed after 10 o'clock!

A certain game company Teng, who did not want to be named: Hey, I know this one well!

Considering that the two of them really didn't get enough sleep last night, Sha Ye didn't force it.She left the prepared breakfast on the table, wrote a note, picked up Lantang's hat and got ready to go to work.

Four hours after she left, Osamu Dazai and Chuya struggled to wake up from the snoring.Before drawing the curtains, they argued about who kicked whom in the dream last night, and finally Zhong also admitted that he had snatched Osamu Dazai's quilt (because the evidence was convincing, two quilts were wrapped around him).

The two boys staggered to the bathroom with sleepy hair, stood side by side, and brushed their teeth sleepily in front of the mirror.On the way, he also warned Osamu Dazai inarticulately not to wipe the foam on him, and Osamu Dazai retracted his hand secretly because of regret.

Osamu Dazai was the first to find the note pressed under the milk.

"Saya said she went to work, let the two of us play at home after dinner, and said that you can go back to Leibo Street during the day, and you can come to play at home anytime in the future." Osamu Dazai curled his lips after reading, "Okay Well, she really likes to pick up children."

Naka did not comment on this sentence, Osamu Dazai intuitively felt that something was wrong, he put down the note and raised his head: "What are you looking at?"

"Go to the kitchen and get a plastic bag." Zhongye's voice changed, "There's something strange here that needs to be dealt with."

Osamu Dazai was a bit puzzled, so he leaned over to take a look first, and found a dusty and rotten doll lying quietly on the chair where Saya usually sat.

"Did Sha Ye give this to you?" He asked.

"No." Zhong also said, "Quick, go and get a plastic bag, don't touch it, I'll explain to you later."

Osamu Dazai didn't like Chuuya's attitude very much, but he did it anyway.Zhong also wrapped his hands in a plastic bag and carefully squeezed the doll.

The doll was picked up by him obediently, nothing happened.

It's still a gray, rotten, weird doll that no one wants.

Nakaya went to the kitchen to get a knife, he and Osamu Dazai came to the backyard, and after throwing the doll on the ground, he used the power.

"boom!"

The soft garden soil under the doll's body suddenly sank downwards, and was pressed harder by the instantly increased gravity than those saline-alkali soils where no plants grew.The doll was also flattened by gravity, the stuffing inside was squeezed out of the air, and its round face was now a pie face, which looked funny and disgusting.

"This is something I snatched from Lantang of the Port Mafia, he loves it very much. But I already crushed this guy under the ruins of Leibo Street yesterday. Crawled out from under the ruins of the building, and climbed all the way to Sha Ye's house." Zhong also raised the bone cutter and chopped it down heavily, "I want to see what's hidden inside this evil thing of yours!"

The puppet was quickly chopped to pieces with a sharp bone cutter.Osamu Dazai also squatted down. He used a small wooden stick to push the doll's limbs apart, and moved the stitched head to Nakaya in disgust: "It seems that there is only cotton in it."

They studied for a while around the rags and cotton that had been cut so that the original dolls could not be seen, until the stomachs of the two boys began to growl.

"Let's go eat first." Osamu Dazai decided, "If you don't understand, I'll call Dr. Mori later. That guy knows a lot, so he should understand what this thing is."

Nakaya dug a small hole with the garden shovel that Saya put by the wall, kicked the remaining pile of garbage into the small hole with his toes and buried it.

"Let's go, go back to eat." He rubbed his stomach, "It's really unlucky to see this thing in the early morning."

Osamu Dazai: "If you feel unlucky, eat less and give me your poached eggs."

Chuya: "Don't even think about it!!!"

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This time, Sha Ye still brought flowers to visit Lan Tang.

"Oh, it's Miss Kiryu!" Lan Tang still remembered her, "Is there anything else this time?"

Sha Ye dragged a small chair and sat down on the bed, then took out the top hat that she had wiped clean from the small bag, and put it in front of Lan Tang with both hands: "I found the hat for Mr. Lan Tang."

Lan Tang was very happy, which could be seen from his eyes protruding from the gaps in the bandages.

"Did you go to Leibo Street yourself?" He struggled to sit up, and the nurse put two pillows on his back, "I really didn't expect to get it back, thank you so much, Miss Kiryu! But , you didn’t encounter any danger on Leibo Street, did you?”

Saya hesitated for a moment.

"... yes," she said, "I saw a strange doll on the side of the road."

Lan Tang didn't seem to understand: "Doll?"

"Yes." Sha Ye asked tentatively, "When I was looking for a hat near a warehouse with a big hole in the wall, I saw a few 'sheep' children studying a box. After opening it, there was an ugly cloth Oops. I saw they buried the doll, but when I left Leibo Street, I saw the same doll on the side of the road...Mr. Lantang, do you know what happened? "

Lan Tang looked up at the ceiling, because of the cover of the bandage, Sha Ye couldn't see his expression clearly.But strangely, the sticky feeling from last night came back, and she heard a few fragmentary but uncomfortable thoughts flashing through her mind, reminding the person in front of her that what she was thinking was not positive things.

"...that's a curse." He sighed, "Those children, do you know what you opened?"