Dazai wants to dye this green

Saya pierced the steel bar deeply into the monster's brain. In order to achieve the effect of killing with one blow, she clenched her teeth tightly and stirred it back and forth, left and right.

Why, why this guy just can't die—

"grumble--!!!"

The monster jumped up crazily, the ground trembled, and Sha Ye held on to the steel bar tightly to prevent herself from being thrown off her back.At this moment, she is not sure whether this monster is the last struggle before death, she can't bet the lives of the whole Leibo Street outside on a chance to let go.

Change your thinking, yes, change your thinking, what did the director say before...

[There is no invincible enemy in the world, if it is temporarily unable to cause damage, it can only mean that the method is wrong. ]

Sha Ye gritted her teeth, grasped the flesh on the monster's forehead with her left hand, raised her right hand, and pulled out a hair from her head.

"Although I only tried to practice a few times when I was young, the success rate is not high, but I must use it to try it out at this time!"

Since physical attacks don't work, what about magic attacks? !

[White stork knight (Storche Ritter) - sword (Degen)! 】

The hair of the android girl shone like a golden thread in the air with magical shimmer. It deformed and reorganized in the palm of Saya at an incredible speed, transforming from a long filament into a radiant bird-shaped familiar.

The little bird flapped its wings, precariously maintaining its existence in mid-air.Sha Ye risked letting go of her left hand. After the monster felt the tingling pain on the top of its head disappear, it immediately raised its head and threw her over——

"Sword come!"

The white stork made Mofei fly around her palm, spread its wings, held its head up as a blade, and turned itself into a small sharp sword cast by magic power, letting Shaye hold it in her hand.Falling, but not an endless fall, Saya twisted her body, bursting out with the greatest strength she could in an instant, piercing the monster's other eye!

"Gah-ah-"

The monster let out a shrill and strange scream, and the four thick walls of the warehouse trembled.

Can this guy's cry make the earth tremble?Sha Ye was distracted and thought about it for a while, but she quickly pulled herself back to reality. In order to completely destroy this monster, she pulled out another hair and tried to use magic again: "White Stork Knight——"

This time, the hair only faintly shone with silver light, and after a few twists and turns, it fell down again as if losing strength.

It failed, Saya realized, but the situation was not hopeless, because the four walls of the warehouse unexpectedly flew up slowly in tremors, as if being hoisted by a huge crane, leaving her and the monster behind. on the ground!

This, this is—

"I said it before!"

In mid-air, the orange-haired boy shouted: "I am a supernatural being, the leader of the 'sheep', I can deal with this guy!"

Yes!

It didn’t end there. After the warehouse flew into the air like a child’s building block toys, Nakaya picked them up easily, and then the four concrete walls and the iron ceiling were rounded and flattened in his hands, and broken tiles Piece by piece, the steel bars and iron sheets made a tooth-piercing "creak" sound when they were folded. Finally, the entire warehouse was rolled into a shapeless column, hanging over the monster and Shaye, like a punishment from God. Sword of Damocles.

"Run," Zhongya said.

Sha Ye turned around and ran away. The monster's eyes stabbed by her white stork knight were dripping blood continuously. Both of its eyes were stabbed. It couldn't see the road and the enemy at all, so it could only wave around in vain. Thin limbs.After Saya ran out of the attack range of the warehouse sword, Chuya swung her arm down.

"Death," he announced.

boom!

The huge lump of construction compound that could have been regarded as a warehouse pressed the monster under several tons of concrete, and even Godzilla of the same size probably couldn't survive.Saya pressed down on the hat on top of her head hard to prevent the impact from blowing away the hat she had finally found. At this time, she found that she seemed to have lost her small bag.

Dust billowed up, and Zhong also landed in this blurred fly ash.When his feet touched the ground, his knees softened, as if exhausted.

"Are you alright?" Sha Ye hurriedly ran two steps forward, reaching out to help her, but Zhong also pushed her away: "I'm alright."

In order to prove that he was fine, the orange-haired boy held his head high and waved away the passers-by who gathered around to watch the excitement: "What are you watching? Our 'sheep' are fighting internally, and the movement is a little louder! Why, you want to be caught by this Hit something?"

Passers-by looked at Sha Ye: ...You "sheep" are now recruiting members of this age?

But Zhong Ye glared fiercely again, and the crowd scattered.

"You are really powerful. Without you, this guy would have caused more casualties." Saya boasted sincerely, "However, what happened to that monster?"

Speaking of this, Chuya's face puffed up, looking angry.

"You guys, are you familiar with that Lan Tang?"

"Ah...not familiar, just an ordinary colleague." Saya replied honestly.

"Then you are also a member of the port mafia!" Chu also wrinkled his nose, "Although it doesn't look like their side..."

Sha Ye felt a little funny: "I don't look like it? Why do I look like it?"

"Of course it's like dressing up like a dog, and then with a face full of 'huh, get out of the way of you bastards'—that's what it looks like." The last port mafia was enough for us to live for half a year, but who knew there would be a monster in the box they looked like a baby!"

what?

Zhong Ye glanced at Sha Ye and muttered, "Ah, don't you know?"

Sha Ye shook her head: "I'm a low-level clerk in the unit, and I basically don't know any secrets."

"No wonder, but it's good to have the courage to be a clerk." Nakaya praised Saya just like the adults, "By the way, where is the small bag you were carrying?"

"Ah...it seems to be lost in the ruins." Saya took a few steps towards the earth and stone bricks, kicked away the broken bricks and tried to find them, "It's quite troublesome to lose them, after all, there are still reimbursement forms that need to be archived." , it will be very time-consuming and labor-intensive if you want to make up.”

"Snapped"

With a snap of his fingers, the smashed ruins slowly rose again under the control of the gravity user.Sha Ye turned around and looked at Zhong Ye, he put his hands in his pockets, curled his lips: "What are you looking at me for, look for your bag quickly."

...as cute as Huang-chan in her imagination at the time! ! !

Saya walked into the ruins with such a subtle joyful mood.Oddly enough, the monster is completely gone, not even that disgusting pie-shaped wreckage left behind.She found a steel bar that she pulled out and pierced the monster's eye. It was lying on the ground alone, as if a fierce battle had never happened at all.

Zhong also obviously realized that something was wrong.

"You just said, where did that monster come from?"

"It's...it's from the box that Lan Tang was snatched by us." Zhong also replied, "Just now I wanted to send it to this warehouse for storage, after all, we intercepted Lan Tang near here , It is said that this is considered to be dark under the lights, and if they track it down, they will not be able to track it down here. However, when I opened the box just now, that monster..."

These sheep kids are really daring.

Sha Ye's judgment on them was correct, this group of children did not have the mature structure and means of profit like the Port Mafia, and they were just the kind of gangster organization that besieged primary school students and extorted their living expenses in the initial stage of forming a society.

But all this was reversed after Zhongye joined Zhongyuan.

How dare they blackmail high school students! ——Ah no, this, they even dare to rob the port mafia!Anyway, Youzhong will wipe their asses anyway!

"So you put your ideas on Lan Tang?" Sha Ye was speechless.

Chuya pouted, completely unaware of how cute he looked like this: "...we thought there were valuable things in his precious box."

Yang has his eyes on the port mafia, and they don't know where they heard the news that the cadre substitute Lan Tang is going to send a very valuable treasure to the port mafia headquarters, passing through Leibo Street on the way.

At that time, it was called "Lantang Escorts the Gold and Silver Carriage, and Zhongye Outsmarts the Birthday Guidelines", in which he sang "The red sun is scorching like fire, and the wild fields and rice are half-scorched. Jiuye's heart is like soup, and the Hong Kong and black cadres put Shake the fan." - Lan Tang gave Lan Tang a big mouth when he came up!

Saya: Wait, what about the agreed "outsmart"? !At the very least, should I drink some Mongolian sweat medicine? !

Chuya: This is not acting in "Water Margin". Why do you want to complicate things?

In this article, two of the four major masterpieces have appeared so far!

Anyway, this group of kids beat Lan Tang into the wall so hard that they couldn't get it out. They snatched the small box and ran away. They happily bought ten boxes of Golden Arch Children's Paradise Meals to celebrate the night without even thinking about opening them.

As a result, as soon as the box was opened in the middle of the day, something happened immediately.

"But, could it be that the monster is hidden in the small box?" Saya was very puzzled, she kicked away a piece of iron sheet that fell from the ceiling, and then found that her small handbag was under the pressure.When she bent down to pick it up, she heard her say, "No, that little box contained a strange doll. The monster... The monster appeared after I opened the box."

After Sha Ye pulled the small bag out from under the masonry, unexpectedly, she also pulled out a dusty thing.

...It seems to be exactly the doll that Chuya mentioned.

She and Zhong also looked at each other.

"Want to pick it up?" she asked.

"Don't pick it up and take it away." Zhong also said.

They reached a consensus very tacitly.After Saya walked out of the ruins, Chuya snapped his fingers again. With a "snap", the building mixture crashed to the ground again, completely burying the small box and dolls under the ruins.

"It's four o'clock." Saya glanced at her watch, "I should be able to leave work early today and go buy dinner ingredients for Dazai... By the way, Chuya, is your name Chuya?"

The orange-haired boy crushed a piece of gravel on the ground with his heel, and whispered, "Central Plains Zhongye."

Saya smiled, and reached out to him: "I am Saya, and now I am Kiryu Saya. I am so happy to be able to talk to you like this."

After Chuya shook hands with her, he tilted his head slightly in doubt: "Talking like this...is it rare?"

Of course it's rare, after all, you used to be soaked in a big glass jar and fell asleep.

Saya's processor told her it's better not to answer this question, she patted the dust on the handbag, checked that the documents inside were intact, and let out a long breath.

"Have you had lunch yet?" she asked suddenly.

The boy covered his stomach, and his complexion suddenly became a little pale: "...No."

"Sure enough, I saw something was wrong when you landed just now, you must be hungry." Sha Ye's eyes were piercing, "I want to cook a delicious meal at home tonight, do you want to come to my house for dinner?"

Chuya: ...

Chuya's stomach groaned loudly.

"Hmm... In addition to the crab dishes, there should be another red wine stewed beef." Saya began to think about the menu, "What do you like to eat?"

"It's all right." Chuya retracted his hands into his pockets again, pretending not to care about anything, "Then I will forcefully go to eat a meal! Think of it as going to the port mafia staff's house to inquire The news is very legitimate."

"Yes, yes, very legitimate." Sha Ye happily clapped her hands, "Then let's add another hamburger tonight!"

After all, to feed the stomachs of two children who are about to enter puberty, one pot of rice is probably not enough!

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"When will Sha Ye come back?"

Osamu Dazai was squatting at the door of Saye's house, teasing a three-coloured cat lying on the bottom of the wall basking in the sun.The cat glanced at him lazily and flicked its tail.

How did he know meow.

"Ugh, that bastard doctor said he wanted to go back to clean up the clinic, and ran away with that little girl. When Saya comes back, I must sue you viciously." Osamu Dazai said to himself, "Little cat, little girl Kitty, don’t you have a home too?”

Sanhuamao: No.

"That's right, seeing how lazy you are, I guess no little tomcats will take a fancy to you." Osamu Dazai said.

Sanhuamao:? !

Sanhuamao: I am also a male cat! ! !

"Oh, but I have a home today. As a gift to share the joy, I will scratch your chin mercifully." Osamu Dazai said and stretched out his hand, "Come on, scratch..."

The three-flowered cat jumped up suddenly, avoiding Osamu Dazai's touch with agility, jumped up the wall and ran away as if flying.Osamu Dazai's outstretched hand hung in the air, and then he withdrew it somewhat disappointed.

"Really, didn't you say that Sanhua cats are gentle and lovely cat ladies, why doesn't this one like to be scratched?"

Natsume Soseki: Because I'm not a cat—wait, I'm not a female cat either! ! !