Dazai wants to dye this green

Shaye's sleepwalking has not been significantly improved.For a few days, Osamu Dazai would still find someone standing by his bed in the middle of the night, persistently stuffing the "Kamen Rider" disc under his pillow.

He called both Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie behind Sha Ye's back, and both of them came to similar conclusions.She should be affected by the parasitic curse spirit, and she will be dominated by her instinctive desires in her sleep, doing things she subconsciously wants to do, but is suppressed by reason in reality.

"What did she do, did she come to spank your ass in the middle of the night?" Gojo Satoru asked one more question.

Osamu Dazai said: "She gave me Amway "Kamen Rider" for a week in a row."

Gojo Satoru:?

In the end, Xia Youjie gave a more reliable solution.Maybe he was in a better mood after catching several spell spirits in Yokohama these few days, and his tone to the little monkey on the phone was also very gentle: "Why don't you take a look at "Kamen Rider" in front of Saya? "

Osamu Dazai clutched the phone and glanced back at the oppressive living room.

Today, the good student Dazai, of course, solved all the homework quickly at school, and Saya and Chuya sat around the dining table as usual, each biting their pens at the exercise book with sad faces.

"You're right, since she wants me to watch it, then I'll watch it." Dazai Osamu sighed, "... By the way, Uncle Monk, can you recommend me a "Kamen Rider" that you think is better? "?"

Xia Youjie:?

Xia Youjie: I advise some little monkeys not to put their noses on their faces!

"Ah, this, "Kuuga" and "W" are all good..."

After hanging up the phone, Osamu Dazai went straight to the TV in the living room and pulled out Sayo's disc album.As soon as Sha Ye figured out a catch-up question, she immediately turned her head when she heard the passive voice of her baby Gu Zi: "Da Zai?"

"I want to look for a "Kamen Rider"." Osamu Dazai said calmly, "Can Saya recommend an entry-level work for me?"

Chuya bit his pencil and looked up from his English homework, and then he was shocked to find that the person on the chair next to him had disappeared!

"Where is Saya?" He asked

Osamu Dazai: "... rushed back to the room."

About five or six seconds later, Sha Ye slipped and rushed back to the living room, like an excited cat on the run: "Look at this one! This one, this one!"

"Okay, okay." Osamu Dazai shrank his neck and reached out to take the disc in Saya's hand, "Which one is this?"

"It was the first "Kamen Rider" I watched when I was ten years old!" Saya sat cross-legged on the floor next to Osamu Dazai, holding onto the sofa and almost shaking the virtual tail behind her. When I watched it once, it was like entering a brand new world, as if my dream had finally come to life! No wonder Mrs. Lin—”

Sha Ye choked, and then quickly changed the subject: "Anyway, take a look! This is the first disc I got that year, and it is a very precious treasure!"

Osamu Dazai looked around at the disc whose plastic case had already turned yellow, and nodded in response: "Okay, then let's start watching this disc tonight."

Zhong also wailed at the dining table: "I want to watch TV too—"

Sha Ye had no choice but to go back and coax him: "Hurry up and finish your homework so we can read it!"

Osamu Dazai opened the disc and took out the CD with some slight scratches on it.There was also a plot brief inside the plastic casing, and he took it out to read it carefully, and found some handwriting on it, a mixture of immature and scribbled ones, like a couple scribbling on the desk during class Like my deskmate, I wrote something messy.

Childish handwriting: [Kamen Rider Saya, transform! 】

Scribbled handwriting: [Kamen Rider Saiya, height 1.4 meters five, weight 35kg, signature skill: Anubis Slash]

[Weapon: The long sword "Anubis" is a strange sword that can take away people's sanity, but it can exert 200% of its power in the hands of Kamen Rider Saiya (Lin Taro help me think about what else can be added to be handsome) setting)]

[Already handsome enough!Go, Kamen Rider Saiya! ]

【yeah!Go!Kamen Rider Saiya and her partner Rintaro! 】

Saya didn't realize that Osamu Dazai had found her little secret, and she was busy checking Chuya's English homework for spelling mistakes.Osamu Dazai quietly stuffed the synopsis filled with handwriting in the corner into the pocket of the sweater, and put the CD into the DVD player as if nothing happened.

...When Saya was a child, did she actually know Mori Ogai?

Then why are they still so stiff when they get along with each other now?

The clever Dazai Liu Xing rolled his eyes and judged in his own mind:

Well, it must be Lao Sentou's fault!Absolutely his fault!

How could Saya go wrong?

Mori Ogai:?

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Immediately, from the day Osamu Dazai started watching "Kamen Rider", Saya's sleepwalking in the middle of the night stopped, and the little guy slept comfortably for a few days.

But soon, the good days of the two children will come to an end.

"Parents' meeting?" Koye Ozaki was stunned for a moment, "Isn't your child just entering school? Why is the parents' meeting so soon?"

"Because they entered school halfway, half of the normal semester has actually passed." Saya looked through the phone address book a little worriedly, "Dazai and Zhong are not in the same class, so I can only hold a parent-teacher meeting for one of the children. I need to find someone else to help me."

Koye Ozaki asked, "When will this meeting be held?"

"Just this afternoon." Saya sighed, "I just asked Mr. Fukuzawa what kind of permit he is going to apply for this afternoon, and he is not free."

"Ah, I happen to have something to do this afternoon. I have to re-lay the tatami mats at home, and I have to go back to supervise the work in the afternoon." Hongye said, "Do you have any other friends who can ask for help?"

Sha Ye made a second call: "Yes...Hello, Dr. Sen?"

Today seems to be a special "everyone is not free" day. Mori Ogai is going to do a colonoscopy for the leader this afternoon. "The old man has been constipated for three days. I have to see if it is intestinal obstruction." Gritting his teeth and grinning grinningly); Wujo Wu said that the high school asked him to go back, and if he didn’t go back, all the year-end snack rewards would be deducted; Qihai Jianren was also ordinary at work today, and his schedule was very full...

"Have a parent-teacher meeting for Osamu Dazai?" Xia Youjie was stunned, "Why did you come to ask me?"

Sha Ye was also very helpless: "I don't have any other friends..."

"... What time, where is it?" Xia Youjie did not realize unexpectedly that he could not refuse Sha Ye's request, "Beforehand, I won't stay in school for too long, what do I do to the little monkey, big monkey, teacher monkey All allergic."

Saya quickly said: "It won't be too long! Doctor Sen said that he would open the excrement that blocked the leader's intestines and rush there immediately!"

Xia Youjie: ...Stop, I'm more allergic to this kind of topic.

"Found it! Mr. Xia You is willing to go!" Sha Ye was very excited after hanging up the phone, "Great, this is the first parent-teacher meeting for Dazai and Zhongye, and they must not be left in the classroom without their parents! "

Hongye asked cautiously as usual: "Who is that Xia You?"

Sha Ye: "It's Mr. Monk."

Hongye: Oh, it’s a monk, it’s all right.

... No, wait, monks should pay attention too!Japanese monks can also marry wives! ! !

Saya once again broadened her knowledge, and was popularized by Ozaki Hongye about a bunch of stories about falling in love with monks ("For example, the movie "From Five to Nine" played by Ishihara Omi is about monks—oh, that movie It’s pretty good, have you seen it?”), and by the way, I also heard that the priest who is also a religious person is not reliable.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, Saya gave Hongye a leave in advance, picked up her small bag and rushed to the school.

Chuya and Osamu Dazai were obediently waiting in the classroom.She first went to Dazaizhi to explain for a while that Xia Youjie came back to hold a parent-teacher meeting for him, and Dazaizhi unexpectedly accepted it well.

"I quite like that uncle monk." Osamu Dazai waved his hand, "Since he promised you, he will definitely come today, don't worry, you go to see him in the slug class first. That guy is emotionally fragile, find him I might cry if I don’t get to my sister.”

Sha Ye: ...I don't think the King of Sheep is so fragile.

However, she was indeed more worried about Zhongye, because Zhongye's cultural courses were relatively weak, and maybe the teacher would ask her to talk to her about how to make up lessons in a targeted manner.So Sha Ye quickly grabbed the small bag and went to Zhongye's classroom next door, and found a familiar little orange hair among a group of bustling parents looking for seats.

As soon as she settled down next to Zhong Ye, Saya's cell phone received a text message.

"How do I get to Osamu Dazai's classroom?"

"Fourth grade in elementary school - Madara A, the first classroom on the right hand corridor on the third floor."

After a while, the hair came back with a reply: "OK"

Sha Ye put the phone back into her pocket, but within half a minute, a text message came in.

"Which one is Little Monkey's classroom?"

Sha Ye:? ? ?

ah?Wasn't Xia Youjie the text message just now?

She quickly turned back to look through the message records, only to find out in shock:

The last text message was sent by Qihai Jianren! ! !

No, isn't Mr. Qihai going to work in the afternoon to get rid of the spirit? !

After Sha Ye hastily replied to Xia Youjie, she hurriedly asked Qi Hai: "Mr. Qi Hai is coming today too? Are you done with your work?"

"Well, it was a little rushed and ended early. After all, your commission has a higher priority."

Saya stared at this reply, always feeling that something was wrong.

Before she could figure it out, a text message popped in:

"Saya-chan! I sneaked back from Tokyo—Surprise! Oh, yes, I took a ride with Nanami. We will go to a meeting together later. When the time comes, I will say that I am Aji's brother-in-law, and Nanami is Aji Uncle Zhi, what do you think?"

Saya: No—why is it brother-in-law? !

Before she could stop her, the last text message came.

"I gave the leader a pack of laxatives, and his constipation healed immediately, and there is no need for a colonoscopy. I am already at the gate of the school, don't worry, Mr. Dazai will have his parents come to hold a meeting for him."

Sha Ye raised her head blankly. On the podium, Zhongye's head teacher was already smiling and ready to give the opening remarks.

and many more……

In other words, Osamu Dazai has five parents who come to hold a meeting for him? !

What's the matter? ? ?

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Gojo Satoru had a pair of long legs lying across the corridor, surrounded by a circle of female parents and female classmates.He greeted them with a smile: "Yes, that's right, I'm Azhi's parent." "Haha, I also know that I'm handsome, thank you lady, you're beautiful too!" "I'm young? Yes Ah, I'm not Aji's father, if I insist, I have a lot to do with his sister!"

Osamu Dazai said to Nanami who sat on the other side of him and was wearing a suit, "I'd rather you call yourself my brother-in-law."

Qihai helped the plain glasses he put on: "...I think it's better not to lie about my relationship with Miss Shaye."

"Okay, okay, parents!" Dazai Osamu's haggard-looking homeroom teacher clapped his hands vigorously on the podium, "The parent-teacher meeting is about to begin, please go back to your seats! Dazai Osamu's father—— er, brother — er, no —”

Gojo Satoru thoughtfully reminded: "It's a handsome Gojo who has no blood relationship with Aji but has a close relationship with his sister."

head teacher:…………

Class teacher: "... Dazai Osamu's parents, please stop talking!"

Gojo Satoru pouted aggrievedly, and curled his long legs back under the pupil's desk, forcing Osamu Dazai, who was sandwiched between him and Nanami, to sit on Nanami's lap with half of his buttocks.

"The parent meeting of our fourth grade Class A will be held soon-this parent, who are you?"

The classroom door was pushed open again, and a long-haired young man in cassock appeared at the door.His slender eyes swept across the classroom, and then fixed on the three people crowded behind Dazai Osamu's desk like sandwich cakes.

Xia Youjie: ……………

Gojo Satoru & Nanami Jianren: ……………

"Which classmate are you the parent of?" the head teacher asked again.

Xia Youjie: "...I am Dazai Osamu's parent."

The whole class looked at Gojo Satoru and the others in unison.

"Well, well... then please move a chair and sit next to Dazai-san." The head teacher has never seen this scene before, he wiped his cold sweat and reluctantly answered, "Okay, then let's continue. The 25 students in our fourth grade Class A During this half term, the students—”

"Boom."

All the students and parents in the class, including the head teacher, stared dumbfounded at the man who opened the door expressionlessly.

"A meeting." Fukuzawa Yukichi said succinctly, "Where is Osamu Dazai?"

The homeroom teacher looked at the saber on His Excellency Silver Wolf's waist that he never took off, and then at the dark red spot on his cuff that was suspected to be blood, and swallowed stiffly.

"Yes, over there..."

Fukuzawa Yukichi looked at Gojo Satoru, Xia Youjie, Nanami Kento, and Dazai Osamu who were sitting together with distorted expressions, and his usual expressionless face also subtly changed.

In the end, Osamu Dazai gave up his seat to Fukuzawa Yukichi, and he sat on five Satoru legs.

Classmate Dazai felt very unhappy about this.

The head teacher tried to hypnotize himself, so that he could ignore the strange man's family over there, and continued the meeting with a trembling voice: "Class A of the fourth grade will be in this spring semester..."

"Bang!!!"

There is no end! ! !

Why are there parents late! ! !

"Ah, I'm sorry, I went to the wrong classroom just now." Mori Ogai took Alice by the hand and apologized very politely, "Class A of the fourth grade, I shouldn't have made a mistake this time, right? I am Osamu Dazai's parent, our family Where is Dazai-kun?"

Maybe it's because the head teacher's expression is too indescribable, or maybe it's because the group of men in the corner of the class is too eye-catching, Mori Ogai turned his head away as if attracted by a magnet, and at first sight he saw that he seemed to be crowded in a chicken coop There are four grown men who look like giraffes and a Dazai Osamu with a long face sitting on five Satoru legs.

Mori Ogai: ……………

What happened during the time he was giving the leader laxatives? !

In what name did these people hold the parent-teacher meeting for Osamu Dazai? !

Could it be that Gojo Satoru is actually Osamu Dazai's real biological father——

"Although I don't know what Dr. Mori is thinking, but I don't think it should be something good." Gojo Satoru immediately interrupted his thoughts, "Hurry up and find a chair and sit down, we Dazai Osamu's parents have already delayed the meeting For a long time."

Class teacher: You also know that the meeting will be delayed! ! !

Mori Ogai didn't say anything, he dragged the head teacher's chair away (the head teacher dared not speak out) and sat down next to Fukuzawa Yukichi, and let Alice sit on his lap, just like Dazai Osamu It's the same on Wu's legs.

Five grown men, two underage children, this scene really resembles the filming scene of some kind of weird family ethics drama.

Or the rainbow version.

The head teacher who lost his seat on the podium thought desperately:

Didn't Osamu Dazai only have one "sister" among his relatives when he entered school?

Where did these strange men come from? !

Or--

Dazai Osamu's sister, how capable are you to find five brother-in-laws for Dazai Osamu? !

Saya next door was looking at Chuya's 42-point test paper: Ah Choo