Report to the teacher, I want to bomb the school

"puff......"

The members of the student union were caught off guard by Duan Ze, but they still remembered where they belonged.

"If President Duan has nothing to do, then..."

"I have something to do!" Duan Ze quickly interrupted the other party's polite words.

"Help me tell the president, see you at the entrance of the dining hall tonight"

"it is good."

Seeing this, Duan Ze dragged Lin Pang away from the student union.

"What should we do now?"

"I still have class in the morning. After you finish one or two quarters later, Cai Ruoxue and the others will probably have finished their fines. Just follow her, and don't let Li Han and the other two make trouble for her. In case the thief doesn't get caught, my lord Kill him first."

"it is good."

Duan Ze separated from Lin Pang soon after explaining this.Although I missed the morning reading, Duan Ze's image of "I am afraid that the world will not be chaotic" is deeply rooted in the hearts of every teacher, so without his morning reading, in the eyes of everyone, it is relatively peaceful, and Duan Ze has nothing to do.In the morning, Duan Ze listened to the lectures and wrote the questions on his own, and occasionally came to the stage to write a standard answer, and soon it was noon.After Duan Ze packed up his textbooks and stuffed them into a drawer, he arrived at the door of the dining hall that he had made an appointment with Lin Pang.

"Where's Cai Ruoxue?"

"She said she wanted to be alone, so I didn't have the nerve to follow."

"That's good. After all, she is the person involved. It's a good thing that she can calm down."

Lin Pang showed a disgusted expression for the first time

"These people in the news agency are really afraid that the world will not be chaotic. They haven't figured out the cause and effect, and they post everything randomly. When I have free time, I will hack their computers and see what they use to write things!"

Duan Ze sneered: "It's not been a day or two for them to do this, but this time it should be good to have the president come forward in person. It's best to turn it off completely. It's not out of sight."

"President?"

Duan Ze couldn't help worrying about Lin Pang's reflex arc.

"What do you think Yi Feiran was doing in the morning?"

"...Oh! I just said how can you make an appointment for dinner? It turns out that you know the president is not available."

During the chat, the two had already walked into the dining hall.Since Lin Pang lost his appetite yesterday, Duan Ze generously bought lunch. Duan Ze was in charge of eating and listening, and Lin Pang was in charge of reporting while eating.

"Li Han and Li Xuanli have been stuck together from yesterday to today. The three meals are stuck together, the steamed buns that Li Han eats in the morning, and the noodles and porridge that Li Xuanli eats..."

Lin Pang proved in words what "journalistic observation" is, and he could even describe in detail what he ate.

"Stop." Duan Ze patiently listened to the previous breakfast and lunch, and really didn't have the mind to listen to dinner.

"Is there nothing else besides food?"

Is this recording whereabouts or reporting the name of the dish?

"But... didn't you say, 'Any abnormality should be observed'? Li Xuanli, it's really delicious!"

"What do you mean?"

"Let me tell you, for breakfast, Li Han did eat steamed buns and porridge. But Li Xuanli ate two bowls of noodles and four bowls of porridge."

"Really?"

"How can it be fake, a standard bowl!"

"so smart......?"

The canteen of Shady Forest University can definitely be called the conscience of heaven and earth, and the above-mentioned food intake is definitely a boy's appetite.Li Xuanli is thin and small, she doesn't look like such an edible person, does she?And eating so full in the morning, are you rushing to reincarnate? !

"Of course it's true. She eats a lot not only for breakfast, but also for lunch! Let me tell you that Li Xuanli is simply..."

Lin Pang didn't finish his chatter, and he wasn't even interested in eating. When he took a deep breath and was about to talk, Duan Ze quickly covered his mouth.Duan Ze raised his chin, and Lin Pang looked back, and it was exactly Li Han and Li Xuanli!Just sat down with a plate.

"It's not that enemies don't get together..."

Duan Ze and Lin Pang agreed and immediately picked up their own plate and moved to Li Han's table excitedly.Pulling the chair, sitting down, and placing the plate, the movements are all done in one go.

"Hi, it's so lucky to meet again."

Taking advantage of saying hello, Duan Ze quickly glanced at Li Xuanli's dinner plate, and it was almost the same as what Lin Pang said, two pairs of chicken legs and two pairs of wings, even the amount of food was twice as big, he was exhausted, how could he tell Huai? Like?Duan Ze fixed his eyes on the dishes, in a daze.Li Xuanli, who buried her face in the rice, raised her head and saw Duan Ze who was in a daze.

"vomit......"

Li Xuanli covered her mouth with both hands, and quickly got up and left the table.

Li Han glared at Duan Ze, and followed after him.All this happened too suddenly and caught people off guard. Not only Lin Pang, but also Duan Ze was caught off guard this time.

"What's the matter? Did you take a shower yesterday? Why did the girl vomit when she saw you?"

Duan Ze smelled himself subconsciously.

"??? I washed it! I smell so good!"

Duan Ze pulled Li Xuanli's leftover plate and checked it carefully, but there was nothing wrong with it.Judging by the color and luster, the food is also fresh, even Li Xuanli hasn't eaten a few bites at all.

"What should we do now?"

"Lin Pang, when you are free this afternoon, find a way to retrieve Li Xuanli's information, the more detailed the better."

"Okay, no problem! I don't know how to use my brain, but I guarantee that no one is better than me when it comes to computers. It just so happens that I don't have classes in the afternoon, so I have plenty of time."

After finishing the assignment, Duan Ze and Lin Pang separated at the entrance of the dining hall.Duan Ze himself was not idle, he took advantage of his lunch break to get to know the relationship between Li Han and Li Xuanli's classmates.

"Li Han? I only know that she has good grades, and I don't know about the rest. I heard that she doesn't hang out with her classmates. As for Li Xuanli, she doesn't like to talk, so I don't understand."

"Li Xuanli? I don't know, but her roommate's name is Cai Ruoxue, right? She's pretty. Do you have her contact information?"

Duan Ze smiled and said:

"I don't mind giving you Yi Feiran's contact information."

"Just... just kidding, don't take it seriously, oops! How did I just remember, I'm still in a hurry to go to class!"

Duan Ze just finished watching the boy in front of him when he felt someone pat him on the shoulder from behind.

"Hey! Do you have President Yi's contact information?"

"No, I was joking with him."

"Is it...? If you are willing to give me the contact information of the president, I can tell you about Li Han and Li Xuanli."

"make a deal!"

The girl smiled, because of a pair of peach blossom eyes, like a fox.

"Let's talk about Li Han first, um, forget it. The two of you can talk about it together, anyway, they have quite a lot in common."

"common point?"

It's not like a high-frequency word.

"Yeah, one of the biggest characteristics of them is that they are poor. They belong to the kind of people who eat their last meal and never stop. Oh, you must be wondering why I know so well?"

Duan Ze nodded undeniably.

"Girls...you can talk about anything, don't underestimate our ability to gossip. Li Han usually doesn't like to laugh or talk, but he is definitely not easy to mess with. When he opens his mouth, he basically quarrels with his classmates. But she never knows how to be in front of the teacher, she is very obedient. Li Xuanli just follows her ass every day, I don't understand why the two of them play so well, maybe it's because they are both poor."

"..."

Although this girl's words were quite sharp, people couldn't find a reason to refute.

"Okay." The girl stretched out her palm, "The cell phone number of the president."

If you give it, you will give it, but whether you can keep it or not is up to you.

Duan Ze reported a series of phone numbers without pause, but to his surprise, when Duan Ze deliberately accelerated, the other party unexpectedly, all!number!remember!live!up!

Not good, big bad.Duan Ze vaguely saw the four characters "Association, close" and waved to himself kindly.The girl turned around and was about to leave, but Duan Ze kept her cheeky.

"Any thing else?"

"Well... can I ask what you are doing with the president's phone number?"

Absolutely don't let her call to harass Yi Feiran, otherwise she will die.

"Aren't you talking nonsense, what else can I do if I want the president's phone number, of course it is... take a look!"

"Ah...ah?"

The girl covered her face with her hands.

"Emma, ​​when I see this string of phone numbers, I feel like seeing the president's heroic appearance. It's really exciting!"

"..."

"By the way, let me tell you, do me a favor and tell the president not to go to the sixth canteen."

"why?"

"Because it's the gathering place of the 'Student Council President's Fan Club of the whole school'. Let me tell you that I'm a super-camera player. I'm so worried. There are more and more rivals in love. It's really annoying! Please."

"..."

The girl walked away with her ponytail swaying, and Duan Ze stayed where she was for a long time with a dazed expression.

Yi Feiran, you are indeed a beast!

The lunch break was passed by Duan Ze like this, probably because the students had just woken up, even after class, there was a sense of laziness in the class.

"Okay, students, the relaxed and happy lunch break is over. Let's continue with the additional questions that we didn't finish yesterday. During the 5 minutes when I was drawing pictures, students can complete the pre-class exercises in the textbook first."

The old professor is different from other teachers. I don't know if he is not used to it or what. He doesn't like to use multimedia in class.The most common teaching method is a few pieces of chalk and a simple big triangle ruler.

Duan Ze took out his mobile phone and just received a file from Lin Pang.Duan Ze clicked on the file.The content of the investigation was almost the same as that interviewed by Duan Ze. Li Han and Li Xuanli entered the school as poor students and received the school's subsidies to complete their studies.But what is more thought-provoking is the diagnosis record of the school doctor called by Lin Pang.Li Han is in good health, not to mention the perfect score in sports.On the contrary, this Li Xuanli went to the school infirmary several times because of stomach problems, and the most serious one was in the middle of the night for consultation.

Then how did Li Xuanli have such a terrifying appetite?I had a stomach problem, and ended up eating like a cow drinking water, but after I finished eating, I vomited again.After a few days, everything was within reason and on track, except that Li Xuanli had frequent abnormal behaviors, which made Duan Ze have to think deeply.But...how does this relate to theft?There are many people who have a bad appetite, so you say she is a thief?

"Okay, students, the picture has been drawn. I don't know if the students can find it. What about the hidden auxiliary point? Does anyone know?"

The old teacher took a look around. Everyone lowered their heads, but there was only one person who propped his head up and stared straight at him.

"Come on, Duan Ze get up and answer."