Report to the teacher, I want to bomb the school

"So, are we going to find the whereabouts of the last pearl now?"

"That's right, but the next thing is to rely on the president."

Although Lin Pang didn't know why, it must be right to follow Duan Ze and stare at Yi Feiran.

"Are you sure you want to do this?"

"Does the president have a better way?"

Under the guidance of Yi Feiran's "passing order", Duan Ze and Lin Pang smoothly entered... the sewer of the school.Even with the mask and protective gear prepared by Duan Ze in advance, it was still difficult for Lin Pang to rummage through the lumps of "gold" for that insignificant little pearl.

"Duan Ze! What kind of idea are you coming up with? I don't even need to eat dinner!"

Duan, who was severely reprimanded, was nonchalantly holding a tree branch and checking it over and over again.

"Ah Pang, this is a small sacrifice for justice. At any rate, it was Yi Feiran who helped us lock down this place. Let's finish work early, how about it? I'll make dinner."

In such an environment, not to mention delicacies from mountains and seas, the mention of the word "eat" is enough to make Lin Pang sick until next year.Duan Ze felt really uncomfortable seeing Lin Pang, and he didn't want to force others to make things difficult.

"Forget it, you can follow the president and wait for me outside. It may take a while, you can find a place to sit." Lin Pang was not polite at all, and threw away the branch in a hurry when he heard the release. Run fast.

"Stinky boy, throw things slowly, you almost splashed my face!"

Although a helper left, fortunately, no one complained anymore, and Duan Ze was more comfortable flipping through things.At this time, his back was facing the exit, so his ears were particularly sensitive to the sound of footsteps.

"What? Don't want me to come back again?"

Duan Ze's gloves were stained with "gold" and turned around, but he was suddenly startled.

"President?"

"let me help you."

Duan Ze glanced up and down, Yi Feiran's gloves and protective gear are complete, and he is not joking.

"I'm talking about the front, if something happens here, don't blame me."

Yi Feiran didn't talk much, but his movements were nimble. Immediately, he squatted down and used the branches to tease Duan Ze where he hadn't found. Duan Ze quickly followed to find it.This is not a good place. It is the best policy to retreat early after reading it early.Just as Duan Ze bent down, he stood up again.

"...President, did you hear anything?"

If there seems to be nothing, but it does fill the ears, the sound is not like a mouse.If it's not a mouse, what is it?Yi Feiran ignored him for a long time, Duan Ze couldn't help but look back, planning to ask again.

"easy..."

As soon as he blurted out a surname, Duan Ze quickly swallowed it back.Unexpectedly, Yi Feiran not only listened to his words, but also took action.Duan Ze immediately understood from Yi Feiran's eyes, squatted back and pretended to continue searching.The place was dark, Yi Feiran turned off the miner's lamp again, only Duan Ze was exposed to the light.Duan Ze didn't care to look for it, he took the branch and dialed it casually, and after a while, he heard Yi Feiran's... cat meowing resounding through the sewer? !

Have you ever heard of cats eating poop? !

Duan Ze didn't care about the things in his hands, and strode to Yi Feiran.

"What's the matter? Where's the cat?"

"Ran."

"It's a pity. I still want to see what a cat that can run in the sewer looks like? But then again, if it lives here, what does it eat?"

Yi Feiran didn't want to answer Duan Ze's boring question, and continued to squat back to work.

"Don't be lifeless. In fact, chatting while working is the most efficient. I calculated it. Do you think that cat was left here by someone? Would it cause hatred towards humans? I have studied animals This complex..."

Yi Feiran stood up, pulled Duan Ze closer, then squatted down again, and continued to search intently.Duan Ze was really full of curiosity, so he squatted and moved over.

"President, you said..."

"shut up"

Yi Feiran gave the ultimatum and looked at him quietly. Duan Ze glanced at Yi Feiran's gloves, a little afraid that Yi Feiran would wipe his face in anger, and immediately squatted quietly to turn over the gold.Seeing this, Yi Feiran returned to work.

Boring...so boring!

"Hey President, what color do you think the cat is?"

"..."

"I, just, think that the coat color must be black to be able to hide in such a dark place. I'm done talking. Work, work! I work, I am happy!"

Under Yi Feiran's "death gaze", Duan Ze kept a distance of two meters from Yi Feiran for the first time.The two stayed in the sewer for a full hour and a half, and when they came out, they were indeed amazed.Perhaps it was the subconscious that was at work, even though Duan Ze went in with a full body protection, Lin Pang always gave Lin Pang a hint of smell, so Lin Pang and Cai Ruoxue covered their mouths and noses before daring to approach.

"Aze, what's the matter? Did you find it?"

Duan Ze stretched his muscles and said happily:

"The emperor pays off those who have a heart..."

"What?! Did you find it?"

"This sentence is false."

The shining eyes of Lin Pang and Cai Ruoxue suddenly darkened again.

"Why are you so disappointed? This way doesn't work, there is another way."

The eyes of the two of them flickered.

"Do you have a solution?"

"uh-huh"

"any solution?"

Duan Ze wandered for a few seconds and snapped his fingers.

"eat first!"

Lin Pang: "..."

Cai Ruoxue: "..."

"I said you can really eat..."

Before coming to the dining hall, Lin Pang believed that Duan Ze was joking.He didn't believe it until Duan Ze held the curry pork rib rice in his left hand, and the drink, chopsticks, and fork in his right hand. He was really hungry!

"Why can't you eat it?"

Lin Pang was so choked that he couldn't say a complete sentence.

"This... Where are you staying this afternoon? I have no appetite after going in and coming out. How did you do it?"

Duan Ze put a spoon full of rice into his mouth and came out clean.

"The so-called feces are actually food residues that the human body has not absorbed, but the smell is a bit unpleasant, and I was wearing protective gear when I went in, so I couldn't even smell the smell. Why do I have no appetite?"

After Duan Ze finished speaking, there was another big spoonful of rice.Yi Feiran, who held the same view as Duan Ze and sat side by side, said that there was no problem with eating, Lin Pang was messed up, and Cai Ruoxue was told by Duan Ze that he couldn't eat anymore.

"Aze, don't eat so hard, didn't you mean to find a way? Anyway, I don't have an appetite, or if you tell me the way, I'll go help first?"

Duan Ze frowned

"Really?"

Lin Pang's back felt cold

"That... except for the sewer thing!"

"Hahaha, stop teasing you, look back."

Lin Pang and Cai Ruoxue turned around when they heard the sound, and suddenly saw Li Han and Li Xuanli who were eating together.

"Yes, we even know where they eat, so what are we going to do next?"

"Watch them."

Although they don't know what kind of medicine is sold in Duan Ze's gourd, Lin Pang and Cai Ruoxue are waiting for it.

"receive."

So during this meal time, the two of them remotely monitored the past, and Duan Ze and Yi Feiran, who should have no appetite, were full instead.Duan Ze pulled Yi Feiran and ran outside.

"What are you doing?"

"Hmm...I've been busy with the president all afternoon, so it's better to go back and take a shower."

"...Don't you think there's something very wrong with this order?"

"If you talk nonsense again, I will hold you to sleep at night."

Lin Pang turned around in a hurry when he heard the words, and concentrated on implementing the plan of "marking people".Before going out, Duan Ze bought two more bottles of drinks and held them in his hands, only to be satisfied.He opened a can first and handed it to Yi Feiran.

"President, since you've eaten enough and you've had enough to drink, why don't you share your opinion?"

"Pearl, we should start with Li Xuanli"

"Unexpectedly, the president's brains are better than mine." Yi Feiran was not complacent because of Duan Ze's words.

"You think more than I do, why bother?"

"The president has praised you. In fact, I think Pearl may not be in the school anymore."

"reason?"

"Li Han and Li Xuanli knew that we were investigating this matter, but they were able to go to the dining hall to eat on time, which meant that they were sure that we could not find any evidence. Before the water was cut off in the dormitory, I thought Li Xuanli took it out and rushed it into the sewer Yes, but now it seems that this assumption is obviously wrong. So here comes the problem? The president wants to start with the timid Li Xuanli, so... what should I do?"

"This is President Duan's business."

For some reason, when Yi Feiran patted his shoulder, Duan Ze had the illusion of being crushed to death by a heavy burden.No, you can't burn your brain alone, you have to burn it together.

"Tsk...President Yi, you should think about it anyway, I can't suffer by myself."

While talking, Duan Ze caught up with Yi Feiran who was walking forward.

"Yi Feiran, you have such a smart brain that you need to move it often, aren't you afraid of getting rusted?"

"One person does everything, one person completes."

"Go slowly, where are you going?"

"bath."

......

Early the next morning, Duan Ze walked into the classroom sleepily.Lin Pang dragged him away after entering the door with his front foot. Duan Ze hadn't woken up early in the morning, so he could only follow Lin Pangpiao.Lin Pang ran and kept thinking, but he spoke so fast that Duan Ze didn't pick up a word at all.

"What happened? You speak slowly."

"A big deal happened! That day Cai Ruoxue pestered her roommate was published by the news agency. Didn't you read the school newspaper?"

"Ah Pang, I'm a day student. I was dragged here by you before my morning reading started. How could I know?"

"So you don't know that the two of them are fighting with Cai Ruoxue again?"

"what?!"

"You don't know that they are now being punished in the student union?"

"I'm going, you didn't say it earlier!"

"Who told you to keep interrupting me... It's over, really, this situation is garbled in terms of code! Just wait for me."

When Duan Ze and Lin Pangdi ran to the student union, the three of Cai Ruoxue stood facing the wall, not daring to say a word, and beside them was a person in charge of the student union.

"Where's your president?"

"Our president is very busy, he is not here now."

"Then are they... facing the wall and thinking about it?"

It's been a long time since I've seen this kind of punishment, especially in college.

"Vice President Chang said that fighting in school is a serious violation of school rules and discipline, so they were asked to face the wall for half an hour and write a [-]-word self-criticism before going back to class."

Duan Ze was amused.

"Emotionally, you still have half an hour to write the outline for this review?"