Report to the teacher, I want to bomb the school

After Yi Feiran's father entered the kitchen, Duan Ze was left alone in the living room, and Duan Ze couldn't just hang his head down and play with his mobile phone in other people's homes.He sat upright, silently guessing what program Yi Feiran would click on.

Very good, news station.Blind guessing is [-]% accurate.

Duan Ze didn't know what to watch, so he simply followed Yi Feiran to watch the news, and after watching, he started to feel sleepy.

"Want to play a game?"

Duan Ze's glasses were almost closed, and he sat up straight when he heard this.

"Have it?"

Yi Feiran got up, took out two game consoles from the drawer under the TV, connected the cables to the TV, and the two started a big fight.Duan Ze asked himself that he was a master of the game, but he didn't expect that Yi Feiran was not bad at all, the two played equally well.The only difference is that Yi Feiran followed the statue quietly, except for his hands, while Duan Ze seemed to concentrate his strength on his whole body, bumping into Yi Feiran from time to time.

"Unexpectedly, President, you are still a game fanatic. I thought you would only sign documents, read documents and catch students all day long."

"Time to talk..."

Due to Duan Ze's dual-purpose, Yi Feiran had the upper hand, and within a second after the character of Duan Ze was stunned, he quickly pressed the kill button, and the person in the screen was sent flying two meters away by the skill.

"It's better to protect your head."

In the picture, the swordsman in black clothes stepped on the loser's head as if corresponding to Yi Feiran's words, holding up his long sword and showing off his might.Duan Ze felt a little pain in his head.

"Dinner is ready, Xiaoran and Ozawa are coming to eat, don't worry about playing games."

Duan Ze, who still wanted to have another plate, was successfully attracted by this sweet voice.He put down the game console and followed Yi Feiran to the dining table.Just like the voice, Yi Feiran's mother is also very gentle, her long hair is coiled up because of cooking, but she is not petty at all, she is a model of a good wife and mother.

So here comes the question, father is as gentle as jade, mother is virtuous and gentle, where did Yi Feiran's wooden face come from?Duan Ze gloated and whispered:

"President, you probably picked it up, hahaha..."

Duan Ze was halfway through laughing when he was elbowed by Yi Feiran.But it's rare to see Yi Feiran act other than calm, he is... quite gloating, even though his ribs hurt a little.

"Why do you children like to bite your ears so much, please sit down and eat."

"Hi aunt, I'm a friend of the president, and my name is Duan Ze."

"I know, I know, hey, it's really as cute as I imagined, isn't it, Ah Xun."

Yi Feiran's father who was named followed suit and nodded.

"But why are you so thin? There isn't much flesh on your face. It's wrong to be picky."

Duan Ze never dreamed that one day he would be in Yi Feiran's house, and be ravaged by Yi Feiran's mother.Although under his mother's hands, Duan Ze did a set of face exercises, but anyway, the atmosphere is much more harmonious...

Duan Ze followed and sat next to Yi Feiran.

"I don't know what you like to eat, so I made a little of it, you're welcome."

"It's okay, Auntie, I'm not taboo."

Except for the plate of fish in front of me.

Duan Ze liked to eat fish when he was a child, until he got stuck with a fishbone once when he was nine years old.It's not so much whether you like it or not, it's better to say you don't want to eat it.But since you are a guest at someone else's house, you don't need to say it so clearly.Just eat less fish by yourself, and eat more braised pork, pork ribs, and cabbage sum.

"Come on, Ozawa's eyes are shining, he must like fish very much."

Duan Ze looked at the piece of fish caught in the bowl, and said without hesitation:

"Thank you Auntie"

He was holding the bowl, studying left and right how to deal with this large piece of fish, which was delicious in color and fragrance, but with distinct thorns.Just when he was about to put all his eggs in one basket, the piece of fish was picked up from the bowl by a chopstick.

Duan Ze looked at Yi Feiran with a look of "thank you for your kindness", and suddenly felt that there was a golden light shining on Yi Feiran who was eating fish slowly.The one with sound effects!

"I gave it to Xiaoze. Xiaoran, there are so many more on your plate if you want to eat it. Why do you want to grab someone else's?"

"The food in his bowl is delicious."

Duan Ze hurriedly smoothed things over

"Hahaha, you eat that auntie, don't worry about me. I have an appetite when I see this pork ribs. How do you do it? Teach me, and I will ask my mother to make it for me later."

"The mouth is so sweet. You know, before Ayang told me that Xiao Ran had made a good friend in school, I didn't believe it. Now I see it, I feel more at ease. Although Xiao Ran doesn't seem close to people, But he is actually very gentle, so don't be afraid of him."

Ah Yang?Duan Ze felt that it was necessary to find out who had dug a hole for him to be good at jumping.

"Auntie, who is Ayang? Do I know him?"

Yi Feiran's mother is very pretty when she smiles, beautiful and generous.

"Ayang, you should know him. You are in the same student union as Xiaoran. His full name is Changyang. We have been friends with Xiaoran since we were young. But it seems that there is only Ayang. You don't know how worried I am about Xiaoran. But this kid, after all, he has a sullen face all day long, man, I guess he scared everyone away."

"puff......"

The food in Duan Ze's mouth almost spit out, because this summary is really accurate!Duan Ze came into contact with Yi Feiran's "sight of death" in an instant.Thinking that Yi Feiran helped him solve a fish just now, Duan Ze immediately suppressed his smile.

"Ahem, actually, Auntie, don't underestimate our president. Let me tell you, the president is very popular with our girls at school. He can't fit all the books on the table every day. They are all love letters stuffed by others in the morning. Yes 'Everyday' oh."

"That's right, hahaha, I can rest assured that I won't end up alone forever."

Duan Ze held back his laughter for the first time until he trembled.

......

Three days later, Duan Ze brought a bottle of mysterious liquid and asked Yi Feiran and Lin Pang to meet in the back garden.

"This bottle of potion was made by a friend of mine who knows chemistry, and the effect is similar to that of a drug. As long as we sprinkle it on the grass in the back garden and evaporate it for three hours in the midday sun, we can make people unconsciously. They pass out and the effect lasts half an hour."

"Are there any side effects associated with this medicine?"

Duan Ze patted his chest

"Don't worry, these are just a simple chemical drug. Apart from making the fainted person forget about the 'fainted' event, there is no harm to the body. None of you in the student union will If something happens, I guarantee it with my personality."

After getting Yi Feiran's permission, Duan Ze took advantage of Yi Feiran's distraction, entered the back garden again, and quickly sprinkled the potion all over.It was already one o'clock in the afternoon when I came back three hours later.The five students who were patrolling by the Student Union also lay down on the ground as planned, sleeping soundly with each breath.

Duan Ze and the others hid the five members of the student union in the grass.In the same way, he opened the iron gate and slipped in.

After passing through the big tree, Duan Ze was delighted to find that two people had been put down on the ground. He made a gesture and looked in the direction where the two people walked out that day. As expected, there was a small path.

Duan Ze raised his foot to take the lead and was caught off guard by Lin Pang who pulled him back and almost strangled him to death.

"Don't stare at me first, I want to say, this back garden is so big, if there are one or two who are not recruited, we will be in trouble? I heard that the armed police know how to capture."

"Don't worry about that, I've thought of this a long time ago, so I'm still preparing..."

While talking, Duan Ze took out a bottle of small-capacity transparent liquid with a nozzle from his pocket.

"Enhanced version! It smells and works immediately, and I wake up without any memory! But... just a little side effect."

"What side effects?"

Duan Ze thought for a long time, but couldn't think of an appropriate adjective.

"Uh...you'll know it when you use it anyway."

"Oh."

Lin Pang followed at the end of the team, and nothing happened until he successfully walked the narrow cobblestone road.Duan Ze had a hard time, because at the end of this cobblestone road, there was a solid concrete wall.

Just when Duan Ze was in a trance, Lin Pang suddenly went crazy and patted Duan Ze on the shoulder.

"What?..."

It was the first time he saw Lin Pang jumping anxiously, and his eyes followed him.

There are beautiful round bushes planted along the cobbled road, but...why are they...smoking?

Although it's noon, it's not so hot yet, right?But Duan Ze always felt weird, but couldn't quite say it out.

"It's over, we don't have any water on us. If the back garden catches fire, won't we be discovered? What should we do? Aze, let's find some soil before the fire rises..."

Duan Ze stared at Bai Yan for a long time, as if he suddenly thought of something, his pupils dilated instantly, and he and Yi Feiran covered the mouth of Lin Pang who was talking non-stop at the same time, and quickly hid in the nearby bushes inside.

"Shh..."

Lin Pang stopped struggling after hearing Duan Ze's warning. Although he didn't understand, he still tried his best to imitate the two of them staring at the bushes.Not long after, the smoking bushes came out!Has!move!up!

Lin Pang opened his mouth so wide that he could stuff an egg. The next moment, the entire bush was pushed to the ground, and two people came out of the ground, one fat and one thin.

"Damn it, it's so suffocating, staying there all day long, sometimes I wonder if I'm a human or a bat..."

The thin one threw the cigarette butt on the ground and stamped it out, saying:

"It's good to have time to smoke a cigarette, but it's nonsense, I'm going to change shifts with the cripples, you can wait for them here, and you will come to me after they go down."

"it is good"

Duan Zexin immediately raised his throat. If this thin man walks out of the gravel road, he will definitely find his partner who fainted. Not only will Duan Ze and the others be exposed, but the security here will also be strengthened. It is not worthwhile to think about it.

It seems that there is only one way to attack.