Report to the teacher, I want to bomb the school

Without even thinking about it, Duan Ze was of course decisive and refused.

"No, you still have class in the morning, are you going to be late?"

The reason for cooperating with Yi Feiran is because Duan Ze knows that Yi Feiran's behavior and behavior are of great importance after all, so the fewer people who know about it, the better, and the later, the better.If it weren't for the relationship between the student union and the back garden, Duan Ze would even keep Yi Feiran a secret.

After being reminded by Duan Zeyi, Hu Xiaoxuan remembered about the class.

"Yes! I'm going to class first, and you guys will take me to play later!!!"

After Hu Xiaoxuan left, Duan Ze and Yi Feiran turned their attention back to the iron gate. Duan Ze took out a piece of wire and fiddled with it, and easily handed over the old broken lock in the back garden. Demolished.

Yi Feiran expressed doubts about his unlocking speed.

"Have you studied?"

Is Duan Ze going to say that he coveted the back garden when the school just started, so he did his homework early?Of course not!

"No, isn't that what I watch on TV? Let's go in quickly. If any of your people come back later, we'll take care of it."

The two opened the iron door, went in and locked the lock back, everything seemed untouched.The grass in the back garden is extremely strong, because no one trims it, the weeds reach the knees!

The two of them walked in side by side. After about a few steps, they passed through a few lush trees, and their sight suddenly opened up.This is a place they have never seen before. Even if they happened to pass by the back garden in the past, they could only see those towering trees from outside the iron gate, and the rest could not be peeked at.

But the current situation is nothing special. Looking at the past, there are only thick grass, not even a tree.

Duan Ze couldn't help being a little disappointed. After all, the back garden known as the "forbidden zone" actually just had more grass and more trees. Is that all? !Before Duan Ze had time to look carefully, he vaguely heard voices, which tended to become louder and louder, and there was more than one person hearing the voices!Duan Ze and Yi Feiran quickly hid under a tree and squatted down.

The two quietly looked in the direction of the voice, and soon, two men appeared in their field of vision.They all wore black uniforms, and their steps were steady and powerful, but the most surprising thing was that they all had electric batons pinned to their backs.

It's the armed police!

If Yi Feiran hadn't covered Duan Ze's mouth in time, Duan Ze would have said "Damn." The two of them instantly realized that it was not suitable to stay for a long time this time, so while the two men were still chatting, they He slipped away quietly, out of the iron gate, and locked it.

"President, what kind of monsters and ghosts are hiding in the back garden? The students are guarding the outside, and the armed police are inside. This is too much work."

Yi Feiran was obviously as puzzled as Duan Ze, "The school only assigns the student union to be responsible for patrolling the back garden, but no one, including me, has ever entered it."

"By the way, I've been curious for a long time. President, do you know the reason why the school closed the back garden as a 'restricted zone'?"

"The teacher said that the construction of the back garden is about to start, because it is the construction site to prevent students from being injured, so all students are prohibited from approaching."

But obviously, if it is only for this reason, it is impossible to protect the students layer by layer. Rather than "protecting" the students, it is better to say "beware", like fearing that a certain secret will be discovered?Duan Ze had a hunch that the construction of the back garden would never be so simple.

"There must be something hidden in the back garden, President, let's go back first, Lin Pang is about to finish class, let's figure out a solution together at noon."

"Ah."

......

"Ah, class is finally over. It feels so refreshing to have four consecutive quarters in the morning."

"Anyway, you don't know anything about computers, so why don't you use it? It doesn't matter if you drop it, right?"

Lin Pang ate half of the noodles and almost choked.

"Aze, do you think it's really okay for the two of us to discuss the matter of skipping classes in front of the president? Besides, my math is very good, okay?"

Duan Ze glanced at Yi Feiran, and from Yi Feiran's expression, he knew that he was "very interested" in his number of absenteeism.Duan Ze looked at the sky and changed the subject by the way:

"That... the specific things in the back garden are what I said, so the first task now is to get rid of those armed police, so that we can search the back garden carefully."

"That's not easy. Didn't you say that they have electric batons? We just need to take advantage of them! Three steps, two steps! Take down their electric batons at the speed of a dragon, and then kill them , it’s fine if you don’t? Are you so handsome?”

"Aren't you stupid for eating noodles? Although they are only the armed police of the school, all of them are from the military. Their arms are thicker than your legs. Isn't it courting death in a team fight? And we only saw two people, and it's not that they are the queen There are only two people in the garden."

Lin Pang felt that it made sense after hearing it, so he changed his mind.

"How about we bribe them?"

"...Not everyone can be bought by a meal like you. And there are so many people, can you guarantee that everyone is trustworthy?"

Lin Pang simply gave up on himself

"Then why don't we each take a stick and knock them unconscious one by one, and kill one by one!"

Lin Pang was talking nonsense, but Duan Ze, who had been opening his mouth "no way" and closing his mouth "no way", fell into deep thought when he heard his idea.Lin Pang didn't even eat the noodles, so he quickly put down his chopsticks.

"Aze, what are you... thinking? You committed murder."

Duan Ze rolled his eyes

"Where did you go, I just think that your idea seems to work."

"what?"

Lin Pang was confused, but Duan Ze smiled.

"As you said, stun them! I probably know the way, you just wait and see. I'm full."

Duan Ze is a person who likes to think about things while eating, and he eats the slowest. When he said this, Lin Pang had already cleaned up all the soup, and there was only one bowl left, and Yi Feiran also put down his chopsticks. It signifies the end of lunch.

"Come on, it's lunch break."

"Wait a moment."

Duan Ze retracted his strided legs and looked at Yi Feiran who suddenly gave orders.

"What's the matter? Is there anything else, President?"

"Well, I would like to invite you to my house for dinner tonight"

Duan Ze blinked strangely

"President... Are you clear now? You, invite me to your house for dinner?"

Why does Duan Ze feel that this sentence can be translated into "I, want, can kill you?"

"The specific situation is more complicated, and you will understand when you see my parents."

"!!"

Where is this going?

Lin Pang, who had been watching the play by the side, instantly turned his mouth into an "O" shape, looked at Duan Ze, then at Yi Feiran, and laughed until Duan Ze was puzzled.

"When did the two of you collude? Have you reached the point of meeting your parents?"

"...If you talk nonsense again, I can let you see the Tathagata Buddha."

Lin Pang made a movement of zipping the zipper around his mouth, then picked up his schoolbag and leftover bowl, and slipped away.

"President, are you sure you didn't invite me to your house for dinner because you wanted to poison me?"

Yi Feiran sighed

"It's just a meal as a friend, if it's not convenient for you..."

"Go! I'll go! What time is it at night?"

How can I miss the opportunity to connect with the student council president.

"I'll find you after school."

"Huh? ... oh well"

I always feel something is wrong, but I can't say it.

But these, after a good afternoon nap, all disappeared.

In the afternoon, Duan Ze sat in the classroom, listening to the teacher's long speech on the podium, as well as various theorems, occasionally lost his mind, and a class or two passed.After four consecutive sessions in the afternoon, Duan Ze packed up his textbooks, carried his schoolbag, and found that Yi Feiran was already waiting for him at the door of the classroom.And next to it, there are those classmates who don't understand the line of sight, which makes people very uncomfortable.

Duan Ze suddenly figured out where the strange thing was, what about eating together after class?Isn't it more like the kind of thing that you and my young couples do during the passionate love period?

He shook his head, throwing out the strange thought.

"Let's go."

"Um"

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Duan Ze and Yi Feiran left shoulder to shoulder.

Duan Ze had been to Yi Feiran's house before, although the way he walked was unusual, but looking at this big house, there would be no sense of strangeness, Duan Ze looked away and suddenly remembered something.

Yi Feiran's personality is so secluded, rigid and formulaic, since he was brought up by his parents, wouldn't his parents be more terrible than him, the tiger father is the only one who can have no sons.As for the wife of the tiger father, it must be not easy, right?Duan Ze couldn't help imagining the scene of "three Yi Feiran" eating around him.

Fuck!too horrible!

Duan Ze instantly got goosebumps all over his body.

"Let's go in."

"Etc., etc!"

Yi Feiran stopped and looked at Duan Ze who suddenly faltered.

"President, can I ask, uh, what is the character of uncle and aunt?"

"You will know later. Don't worry, my parents don't eat people"

"Ugh... President, you are so humorous."

Duan Ze plucked up his courage and followed Yi Feiran into the house with fruit. There was a man sitting in the living room. He got up and turned around when he heard the movement at the door.

"You are Xiaoze, right? In the morning, the child's mother told me that Xiaoran's friend is coming in the evening, but I still don't believe it."

"Well, hello uncle, my name is Duan Ze, and I am a good friend of the president."

Duan Ze understands why Yi Feiran can grow so tall even if he eats vegetables and does not eat meat. Feelings are hereditary.The two people are really similar, but the aura is not the same. There is always a smile on the face, which makes people very comfortable and comfortable.

"Feiran's mother is still cooking, you and Feiran sit and watch TV first, I'll help."

"it is good"

Unexpectedly easy to get along with.