Report to the teacher, I want to bomb the school

"Why are you here?"

Duan Ze's eyes fluttered, and the official smiled and said:

"I... am here to condolence to the sick classmate on behalf of our Mystery Detective Club!" Duan Ze shook the flower in his hand to express his sincerity while speaking.

After hearing this, Yi Feiran suddenly laughed.

"It's a good size."

"..."

There are so many people!

Duan Ze still smiled and said flatteringly: "Then what's the matter with the president? Are you sick? You must take good care of your body."

"Same, visit classmates." Yi Feiran opened the door and politely let Duan Zejin in.

The so-called visiting patients should be visiting patients, right?Then Duan Ze couldn't understand why this ice cube face kept staring at him from the moment he entered the door.He thinks he has a thick skin, even if the class teacher stares at him, he won't cause any attack.

but!Yi Feiran's attack is definitely a magical attack, and he looks cold.

Duan Ze found that he hadn't looked away yet, and asked, "Is there something on my face?"

"no"

"Then why are you staring at me?"

Yi Feiran looked away when he heard the words, "It's nothing, I just feel that you seem to have something to do from this afternoon to now."

Duan Ze looked away unconsciously

"Is there... is there? Illusion."

Yi Feiran could see a guilty conscience from his erratic eyes.

"The matter of Lin Pang won't have anything to do with you, will it?"

"How is it possible! Lin Pang and I are not professional at all. I haven't seen him before, okay? If you don't believe him when he wakes up later, you can ask him, I'm absolutely innocent, I guarantee it."

Anyway, people are in a coma and have nothing to fear.

However, when the word "ticket" was just dropped by Duan Ze, Lin Pang's eyelashes on the bed moved suddenly, and he opened his eyes dimly.

"It seems... who is calling me?"

"Close your eyes!"

Lin Pang, who had just woken up, was startled by Duan Ze, and immediately closed his eyes obediently.

Yi Feiran: "..."

Duan Ze: "..."

Early next morning

"It's another day of registration for freshmen."

Duan Ze thought happily while walking to the playground with his tent on his shoulders.I got up late today, and there was only one vacant seat left, Tian Jinhua on the left and the student union on the right, with a horizontal comment: a place of great danger.

"Hey, why are you here again? I sat here all morning yesterday. Are you bored?"

Duan Ze didn't have time to pay attention to him, and opened his big tent silently. The moment he opened it, Tian Jinhua's small tent flipped out, and Tian Jinhua was still sitting in the middle in a daze, the sun was already shining directly on his body up.Confused.

"Hahahaha"

"Duan Chang is here! I can't stop talking to you!!"

Tian Jinhua was chasing and swearing, but a gust of wind came, and Duan Ze, who couldn't keep up with him, was in a good mood and laughed wildly.Taking advantage of this time, Duan Ze arranged his venue, and as soon as the stools were set up, he began to solicit people to sit there.

Duan Ze's looks are very pleasing, so he doesn't need to say anything, just sitting there quietly, there are endless girls who come up to ask questions.But as soon as someone came up, Tian Jinhua would start acting like a demon.

"Student, don't join his club, you won't be able to graduate."

"..."

"why?"

"Don't look at him looking like a rabbit who doesn't do bad things, but his heart is broken and black. If you join his club, you have to deduct three credits first. There is no such thing in any of our other clubs." Tian Jinhua's actions and words.The strength deduces the disgust towards Duan Ze, and at the end he added a knife: "If you want to graduate, you have to think carefully."

The girl was obviously curious, but Duan Ze couldn't explain anything, because it was a fact.Seeing that Duan Ze was silent, a girl from the nearby student union also joined in.

"What can I do? Some people offend the school, so it's no wonder they can't tolerate it. Joining our student union is the most sensible choice. Many students want to join, and three of the recommended places every year are from the student union. It came out! Listen to my advice, classmate, don't talk to him like this..."

The girl swallowed half of her words, then swallowed the second half and went back, and immediately fainted.

"...President."

Naturally, he had seen Yi Feiran a long time ago, but the girl turned her back and didn't see it at all.On the surface, Duan Ze seemed a little bit aggrieved, but in fact he was very happy.

Let's see how you finish!Duan Ze said nothing, as if it had nothing to do with this matter.

"Why don't you talk?"

Yi Feiran's lips are thin, and there is always a sense of alienation, even at the same level, it still makes people feel oppressive.

"President...I'm sorry. I...I didn't mean it that way, I just didn't want to see that my classmates didn't understand and suffered for nothing. I really...have no malicious intentions."

The girl twisted for a long time, not knowing how to explain, her voice became smaller and smaller.

"Why are you apologizing to me? You should ask classmate Duan Ze what's in his heart."

Hot potato, just throw it here? ? ?Damn Yi Feiran, you are too poisonous!Duan Ze almost roared in his heart, only to see that the girl immediately turned towards him, ready to bend down to apologize.I'm a man anyway, so won't it be said that he bullies girls?

Duan Ze immediately supported her and did not let her bow down.

"It's okay, it's okay, I don't care about these old men. I believe you didn't mean it."

It must be sincere!

After Duan Ze finished speaking, Yi Feiran handed the stack of papers to the apologetic girl.

"Help me take these to the office and smash them up, so you can see clearly, don't make mistakes."

Duan Ze couldn't help but look at Yi Feiran more, and the latter sat in the tent and acted as the interviewer himself.The freshmen have almost registered, and with Tian Jinhua making trouble by the side today, and Yi Feiran sitting in the student union, Duan Ze feels that he will not be able to recruit people.

So he quietly took out his cell phone and made a call.

"Hey, is it a promise?"

The reason why he dared to accept Tian Jinhua's bet with him openly was that he was unprepared.Long before the start of school, Duan Ze had already attracted the freshmen of this class through his sharp tongue and "telephone harassment".

Considering the time, it should have arrived.

"Hello? Hey, are you the senior Duan Ze in this voice?"

"Yes, have you been to school yet?"

"It's here! I arrived yesterday! And besides! My application for joining the company has been handed in. Why haven't you approved it for me, senior?"

Duan Ze was stunned, the club was by herself, who else could she give it to besides herself?

"Where did you hand in the application, can you tell me?"

"Because I just arrived yesterday and didn't know the way, but I was in a hurry, so I wanted to finish the club affairs quickly. I remember a kind senior took me there. It seemed to be on the fifth floor of the first teaching building.

Duan Ze's heart...suddenly became half cold.

The fifth floor of the teaching building, isn't it fucking the territory of the student union!

"By the way, let me tell you, your assistant is so handsome. He's super polite, but he doesn't like to talk... Oh no! You're not the only one in the club?"

"..."

Duan Ze glanced resentfully at his "personal assistant" Yi Feiran who was sitting next door, the latter felt a wave of despondency hit him, and his neck shivered.

"What's the name of the senior who brought you there?!"

No matter, revenge first!

"I don't know, he didn't tell me his name."

"Then... what does it look like?"

"I didn't look carefully." Xu Nuoyan thought of something again, and added:

"Ah, that's right! That senior is actually... a little strange, although it's not good to say that enthusiastic students are not good. When I thanked him, he actually said to me, 'Everyone is a good sister!' But, he obviously It's a boy!"

die!people!demon!

When Duan Ze turned his head full of murderous intent, Tian Jinhua had already run away without a trace. In Duan Ze's heart, ten thousand mud horses really ran past.

Left and right are helpless, Duan Ze let out a long sigh, and can only hope that Yi Feiran will return this person to him.

Duan Ze knocked on the table, and Yi Feiran followed him knowingly to an empty corner, promising that this oolong was just a one-sentence summary.

"No."

"Why? As I said, it was a misunderstanding."

"The rules of the Student Union, whether she is intentional or unintentional, when her application is entered into our files, there is no possibility of getting it back, unless she is eliminated."

Duan Ze was overjoyed.

"Then you can help me get rid of her now."

"I don't have that right"

Don't want to!

"...In short, you are right not to let people go, right?"

"Yes."

Yi Feiran really deserves a beating!It's very embarrassing!But beating a classmate is directly recorded as a demerit, which is not worthwhile.No matter what, one demerit can make him squander four times, I will bear it!

Without saying a word, Duan Ze put away his booth angrily.

"President, these are the materials for today's newcomer interview."

Yi Feiran's slender fingers casually flipped through the first ten, as if thinking about something, the thick eyelashes drooped a little.

"President, is there anything else?"

"Where did you put the girl's application yesterday?"

"Oh, is that the frizzy girl? I sorted it out along with yesterday's freshman materials."

"Okay, it's almost time, you all pack up and go back to report."

"Good president."

......

"It's over, it's over, I didn't expect to be swayed by this dead monster!"

Do you really want me to disband the club in the morning the day after tomorrow and go to the playground to dance in the afternoon?Go crazy!

"No, no, no, no!!" Just assuming that Duan Ze had already shaken his head crazily.But after thinking about it, my club really isn't very attractive, even if it's a sissy club, you don't need to lose three credits to join the club.How to conquer new students?Criticize with your own three notifications? !

There was a hurdle in front of him, so that Duan Ze stayed in the afternoon class.The teacher's laser pointer pointed and pointed, and Duan Ze's thoughts drifted again and again.

If it is an ordinary university, let alone being in a daze, even playing games in class, as long as the voice is not louder than the teacher, no one will care.However, Shady Forest University is different.There are two well-known characteristics of Shady Forest University. One is to strictly abide by school rules and disciplines. From students to principals, there is absolutely no discussion about committing crimes.Another point is that they are extremely focused on their studies, and they will not let students play games in class, or even let their minds wander.

Therefore, people like Duan Ze who are in a daze in class will naturally be called up to answer the questions.

"Duan Ze"

"To!"

"Please answer: If you are a farmer and one of your cows is taken away by a bourgeoisie, what is the most appropriate and effective way?"

"Of course I will take it back."

"Wrong! I told you that you are a farmer. Of course, the most correct way is to steal it back! This way you will not offend the benefactor, and your cow will come back safe and sound. Do the students know?  … .”

Duan Ze sat down thoughtfully, a thought flashed through his mind.

yes!Steal it!