Report to the teacher, I want to bomb the school

["Campus Notice: Duan Ze, a student from Class 5 ([-]) in Psychology, please report to the office."]

"Why is it him again? It's only the second day of school."

"It's normal. Since I entered the school, I haven't seen anyone who can be reported and criticized three times in a month. This period is indeed very powerful. The dishonesty last semester has worsened this semester."

"Oh... Then tell me, what did he do this time?"

"What do you guess?"

"Ahhh!"

"what!!!"

The two chatted so happily that they didn't notice the center of their topic at all. "Duan Ze" himself was already standing in front of him, almost frightened to death.

"I see that you guys are having a lively chat. It seems that the two students are also very interested in me, right?"

Crazy shaking his head.

"If it's interesting to me, my Mystery Agency..."

【"The announcement will be broadcast again: Psychology Grade 5 ([-]) class..."】

Duan Ze lost his interest.

"I'm in a hurry, so let's talk another day."

Duan Ze walked slowly towards the office with his hands behind his back. The two boys just shook their heads, thinking that they must not have anything to do with him.

In the office, class teacher Wu Bao angrily threw the school newspaper on the table.

"I said little ancestor! What on earth are you going to do, you! You say that you young people are pursuing ideals, checking this and that every day to make a fuss, and I don't mind it, and now you even scared your classmates into the hospital. Teacher, do you know what they think of me?"

Duan Ze silently wiped away the spittle sprayed by Wu Bao on his face.

"Teacher, calm down."

"How do you let me calm down, how many times is this the first time this month?"

Duan Ze said innocently:

"School has just started, it's not been a month yet."

Wu Bao blinked.

"Oh, yes, last semester it became a mantra...wrong! That's not the point! Why did you scare your classmates into the hospital? Make it clear sentence by sentence!"

"Teacher, I admit that I really wanted to go to the back garden of the school last night because I had something to do, but before I went in, the people from the news agency took pictures randomly. Moreover, I definitely didn't bring Lin Pang there."

Wu Bao frowned:

"Then what are you talking about? Otherwise, I brought it there?"

Anyone can take the blame, but he can't.

"Based on my analysis...it might be Yi Feiran. He targeted me not once or twice, and he followed me. If someone squatted at night with a dead face In the grass, let alone Lin Pang, I would be scared and go to the hospital."

Yi Feiran does have the ability to scare people into unconsciousness, but it's not because of his ugly appearance. On the contrary, his appearance is as good-looking as the score of the roll, but his seriousness makes people feel a sense of distance.Although it was nonsense, when Duan Ze said this, the image of Yi Feiran squatting in the grass feeding mosquitoes appeared in Duan Ze's mind.

"puff......"

"Students are all hospitalized, still laughing!"

Duan Ze accepted it in a second.

Wu Bao sighed slightly:

"Anyway, what you said seems to make sense, so you will be exempted from standing as a punishment. Remember to visit Lin Pang after school in the afternoon. After all, you are also involved."

"As ordered!"

After Duan Ze finished speaking, he walked out with his head held high.

"Oh wait a minute."

"Is there anything else, teacher?"

Could it be that he remembered something that hadn't been handed in in the last review?

"Have you nothing else to tell me?"

Duan Ze pretended to be stupid and said, "Is there anything else? Why can't I remember?"

Wu Bao sighed and looked at him seriously.

"What I want to say is that you should also take care of your studies in addition to clubs. The average score of this class has always been driven by you. Don't let the teacher down. Don't pick up sesame seeds and lose watermelon. You have to take care of both. do you know?"

"...Ah? Oh! Got it! I'll go now, teacher."

"Ah, by the way, it seems that you haven't given me the last review. Remember to bring it with you when you report criticism next time."

I... I'll just kill myself!

Duan Ze took the address given by Wu Bao as if he had lost his soul, went out the door, and then came back to his soul in an instant, and jumped to the corner of the wall.

What is Yuanjia Road Narrow?As soon as the front foot slandered the man, he was standing at the door next door? ?

Duan Ze poked half of his head out from the base of the wall like a thief, and Yi Feiran was holding a few pieces of paper, chatting with the teacher.Except for the fact that he doesn't like to laugh, Yi Feiran's appearance is really nothing to say, Duan Ze nodded while thinking.About 5 minutes later, Yi Feiran handed all the papers to the teacher, and when the teacher closed the door, he turned around and walked towards the corridor. Duan Ze heaved a sigh of relief, secretly planning to wait for Yi Feiran to leave before coming out.

"Huh?! Duan Chang is here! Why are you here again!"

this voice...

Duan Ze turned around with a swearing expression on his face, and it turned out to be that damn sissy in the class who opposed him all day long!He just wanted to kill himself on purpose!Sure enough, Yi Feiran, who had already gone away, looked back after hearing the sound.

He not only looked over, but also walked over.

Duan Ze punched the sissy on the chest with a muffled punch to vent his anger.

"Why did you hit me!"

"It was you who beat you, a dead shemale!"

Yi Feiran walked up to the two of them, and Duan Ze and Sissy ended their murmurs knowingly.

"What did you call him just now?"

"Duan Chang is here!" Sissy answered immediately.

"Chairman, let me tell you, this Duan Ze is being sought by the teacher all day long, and he is 'permanently' staying in' the office every day, isn't it Duan, often, here!"

She looked at Yi Feiran with a sissy expression of "Am I a super talented president, please praise me", and when Yi Feiran looked at him, he blinked twice, with long eyelashes flickering.

"vomit......"

Sissy: Stare!

Yi Feiran pushed his eyes.

"Student, the prohibition of giving other students nicknames is clearly listed in the first article of the school rules. If you can't remember clearly, I suggest you copy it again to strengthen your memory."

"Heh...heh, no, no, no, no! I remember that! I still have class and I'm leaving first, bye bye president."

There are more than 800 school rules in total, not counting the verbal one hundred, no wonder this sissy can run faster than a dog.Is this a model of harming others and oneself?The key is that he didn't take himself with him when he ran!

"Student Duan Ze."

"Hello President, Goodbye President"

Like a beckoning cat, Duan Ze greeted him obediently and prepared to run away, but unexpectedly, Yi Feiran grabbed the collar of his back shirt and couldn't take another step.

Duan Ze let out a long sigh, and put on a professional smirk when he turned around.

"I don't know what the president can do for you?"

"No, I just wanted to ask, what did you do again?"

"What can I do? What can I do on the second day of school?!"

If the reason is not straightforward, the spirit must be strong.

"Then why are you hiding?"

"...Is there? No!"

After all, Yi Feiran was recruited after a semester with Duan Ze, and he clearly knows that as long as the other party wants to open his eyes and tell nonsense, he can turn anything around and break anything.

"Since you also said that it's a new semester, why don't you study in peace and stop thinking about it, it's good for you and me."

"Okay, okay, I will definitely keep it in my heart, and think about it before going back to bed at night."

After Yi Feiran finished speaking, he walked in another direction, but he didn't think that Duan Ze would agree with his point of view.

Because the magical fate of catching Duan Ze over the wall was the starting point for the first time, Duan Ze's phrase "keep in mind" is often used forever.Since you don't want to listen, then follow the old rules of last semester.Catch people and get away, each according to his own ability.

Seeing Yi Feiran walking away, Duan Ze didn't seem to know anything about Lin Pang's affairs, so he ran away immediately.Panting and running back to the classroom, it happened to be class, and the sissy was still chatting and laughing with the female classmates. Duan Ze found a seat and sat down casually. Unexpectedly, the sissy stuck to him and sat next to him.Duan Ze checked himself strangely, but nothing was wrong.So what's the fuss about?

"Ahem, congratulations!"

"what?"

"Congratulations, your Mystery Detective Agency, it will be disbanded soon!"

This is true. There are regulations in the school for clubs. It is very simple to establish and there is basically no threshold. However, if the club does not reach two people in the second year of its establishment, it will be disbanded.Last year was the first year of the detective agency, so Duan Ze came here by himself. The first day of registration for this year's freshmen has passed, and there are still two days left. If no students join the agency, it will really be disbanded.But... when those words came out of his mouth, it really made people angry.

Duan Ze laughed twice

"Your Broken Flower Rope Club hasn't disbanded yet, which round will you get me?"

sissy doesn't bother

"How about we make a bet?"

"What are you gambling?"

"Hey, as for us old students, we all know that you can't be added to your club, and you can only cheat the juniors who don't understand the situation, right? I'll bet, two days later Your society will be disbanded!"

"What about punishment?"

"Whoever loses will wear a women's grass skirt to dance on the playground, singing while dancing, and must finish one, the whole, one song. And the loser must bring breakfast to the other party unconditionally for one month in a row."

"Not so good?"

Tian Jinhua smiled

"What? Don't you dare?"

"Really, I'm afraid that if you give me breakfast for a month in a row, what if people think I'm having an affair with you?"

It might as well be dead.

"And it's not your dream to dance in a hula..."

"What did you say?"

The sissy couldn't hear the second half of the sentence clearly, and she moved her ear closer. Duan Ze shoved him back on the seat.

"I bet you."

The sissy smiled, and finally sat a little further away from Duan Ze.Duan Ze was thinking about his own calculations silently, and laughed.

"why are you laughing?"

"Tian Jinhua, you should prepare your grass skirt."

I will win!

......

After school in the afternoon, at the door of the ward

Duan Ze and Yi Feiran coincidentally "met" at the door of the ward holding a bouquet of carnations

"you......"

"I'm not! I'm not! Not me!"

"..."