cat blues

Osamu Dazai felt very unbelievable, and because it was too unbelievable, the expression on his face at this time was a little out of control.If we talk about before, he might still be able to use the effect of some special ability, and even the sentence "the president of the parallel world is a cat" is just a joke he said casually to cover up his complicated feelings talk.

But when he really came into contact with the other party and confirmed that the other party was real, the complicated emotions in his heart immediately surged up. It was really Oda Sakunosuke, the living Oda Sakunosuke.

"Oda Sakuno... do you work in an armed detective agency?" Osamu Dazai thought a lot in his heart for a moment, but in reality, the time has not passed much. Seeing Oda Sakunosuke is still patiently waiting for his answer Answer, he heard his own voice ask.

"Well, I, Chuya and Ranpo-san were employees of the earliest armed detective agency." Oda Sakunosuke said earnestly, "Chuya was picked up by Mr. Yukichi, and I was first pushed in by Mr. Ghost Lantern to take care of Yukichi Mr. Yuji, but later found that Mr. Yukichi didn't need me to take care of him at all. Instead, I was taken care of by Mr. Yukichi a lot, so I also helped President Fukuzawa with his work. Mr. Bu formed the detective team."

Edogawa Ranpo, who was also eavesdropping on things here, asked curiously: "Did that cat grow so big before?"

"No, I heard from President Fukuzawa that when I first picked it up, it was just a very ordinary little black cat. Later, I don't know what happened, and it grew bigger and bigger." Oda Sakunosuke also Quite curious, "When I first met Mr. Yukichi, it was only a little over 1.5 meters."

"No, you can't use "only" if the cat is 1.5 meters tall? Atsushi Nakajima, a common sense man, couldn't help complaining.

"But it does look much smaller than it is now." Oda Sakunosuke said very frankly.

This time, not only Atsushi Nakajima, but also everyone else felt like they wanted to suffocate. Only Fukuzawa Yukichi fell into a strange feeling that he could actually pick up a cat!Where did you pick it up?It's black, right?I'm going to pick it up now!

"President, what this person said about picking up the cat is probably more than ten years ago, and you can't find the cat even if you go out now." Edogawa Ranpo couldn't help but said, once the words came out, In an instant, Fukuzawa Yukichi's thoughts were extinguished.

Only Dazai Osamu, who was standing beside Oda Sakunosuke, couldn't help laughing, "Hahaha, it really is Oda Sakunosuke who would say such a thing."

"But no matter how you look at it, it's a cat. Why was it attacked?" Atsushi Nakajima over there muttered with some doubts.

"Because of this thing, I was mistaken for the president." Oda Sakunosuke said, taking out a sachet from his pocket, "Mr. I mistakenly thought it was a tall human being. As for the costume and wig, it was a prank by Ranpo-san and Dazai."

"I see. You were going to participate in the summer festival, right?" Edogawa nodded knowingly, "That's why you are dressed like this."

"Yes..." Oda Sakunosuke nodded honestly.

"Tsk, that guy, what on earth is he thinking about attacking the president." Nakahara Zhong also said a little unhappily, even if that guy didn't intend to attack Yujimaomao subjectively, but he would still make a sneak attack just to attack the president. People can't accept it, okay?

As soon as his words came out, the faces of the other people showed some expressions that were difficult to look directly at.

"Hey, what do you guys mean!" Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that he had been really frustrated since he came to this inexplicable armed detective agency, as if nothing good happened.

"They just don't feel comfortable with it. After all, in our place, Chuya, you are the cadre of the famous PortMafia, the kind full of evil." As soon as Dazai let himself go, he began to speak ill of Chuya Nakahara desperately.

"Huh?" The expression on Zhongye's face almost changed, "Who are you talking about?"

"I'm not talking nonsense." Osamu Dazai put his hand on Oda Sakunosuke's shoulder, "If you don't believe me, you can ask Kunikida-kun. From what you just said, you and Kunikida are also very familiar, right?"

"Well, Kunikida-kun is the president's martial arts student..." Oda Sakunosuke showed a strange expression on his face, "But I think even if he goes to PortMafia, he won't be a bad person."

"So, who will go to PortMafia!" Nakahara couldn't help but wanted to flip the table, he turned his head vigorously to look at Kunikida Doppo, "Kunikida, what's going on?"

Kunikida Doppo couldn't bear the familiar attitude of the enemy general to him, so he pushed the glasses on his face, "No, actually what that guy Dazai said is true, and on our side, the Central Plains is indeed People from PortMafia, and one of the five cadres."

Zhong also couldn't help taking a breath, what's wrong with me here?Would you actually join an organization like PortMafia?You obviously hated this group of guys when you were in the slums, right?

"That Akutagawa is so quiet, I really didn't expect it at all..." Atsushi Nakajima couldn't help muttering, seeing Ryunosuke Akutagawa so quiet, paying attention to the ward with all his heart, but to Osamu Dazai who walked beside him Turning a blind eye, he only felt a sense of disobedience.

"But they seem to accept the theory of parallel worlds easily." Tanizaki Junichiro couldn't help but whispered curiously.

"Because I have been there more than 100 years ago, it is not so strange to come to the parallel world." Oda Sakunosuke heard this with sharp ears, and kindly explained.

"Huh, more than 100 years ago? What happened to being there more than 100 years ago?" Dazai Osamu's eyes lit up, "Odasaku, tell me quickly!"

"Oh..." Just when Oda Sakunosuke was about to tell their adventure story, the door of the medical room on the side suddenly opened, and Yosano Akiko walked out with an extremely ugly face, "No, I don't care about the cat's body. Nothing can be done.”

"What did you say?" As soon as the words came out, the other people were okay, but the faces of the three who brought the cat over suddenly became extremely ugly, not only them, but also Edogawa Ranpo and Osamu Dazai on the other side also had serious expressions When they got down, they knew very well that the cat blocked the gun for the president, and if it wasn't for the cat, it was most likely Yukichi Fukuzawa who was going back for a walk later.

"I also tried to ask that guy wearing a mask, but it turns out that guy has been deeply brainwashed long ago, and what he said can't be used as a reference at all." Yosano Akiko also realized this, so that's why his face was like this Oops, "If it wasn't for this cat..."

She looked up at Fukuzawa Yukichi over there, and the meaning behind her words was already obvious.

"Is there any other rescue method?" Fukuzawa Yukichi also immediately replied, "No matter what the reason is, the detective agency will definitely do its best to treat it."

"I'll go to Chinatown to find Earl D." Nakahara Nakaya wanted to rush out as he said that, but was grabbed by Osamu Dazai's wrist.

"Sorry, but there is no one with such a strange name as Earl D in Chinatown." The man shook his head and said.

"How is it possible?" Zhongyuan Zhong was also extremely unbelievable.

"There really isn't such a person." Edogawa Ranpo, who also often went to Chinatown to buy food, nodded and said, "It's impossible for me not to remember such a strange name."

Edogawa Ranpo is just a road idiot, he doesn't recognize people, and he doesn't want to call people by their names properly, but he will definitely remember everything that should be remembered, not to mention Earl D, who sounds very un-Chinatown and Japanese. name.

"I'm afraid this is the difference in the parallel world." Dazai Osamu saw that the expressions on the faces of several people became more and more ugly, so he couldn't help adding another sentence.

Oda Sakunosuke unbelievingly took out his mobile phone, and called Earl D again, but he did not get through, and he, who was usually expressionless, frowned rarely.

"Mr. Ranpo, what should we do next?" Akutagawa Ryunosuke asked without hesitation.

At this time, other people didn't care about that weird feeling anymore, and everyone looked at Edogawa Ranpo together.

Edogawa Ranpo did not show his usual smug smile, and said with a rare expression on his face, "Dazai, when will PortMafia take action?"

"Tomorrow morning at the latest, Mr. Mori will definitely take action." Osamu Dazai calmly evaluated, "But that masked man has already been caught by Chuya, if this masked man is indeed completely brainwashed, he The stronghold will definitely not find anything useful."

"Then we are pretending that the president was really attacked, Dazai, you go to contact PortMafia." Edogawa Ranpo said with a frown.

Will deliberately ambush and attack the president of the Armed Detective Agency, the person behind that masked man must have ulterior motives.

"I see." Dazai nodded and got up to get his phone.

"Wait, Dazai went to contact PortMafia? Why?" Nakahara couldn't help but ask with a frown.

"Because Mr. Dazai was a member of PortMafia before?" Atsushi Nakajima asked with some doubts.

"Huh?" Zhong Yuanzhong also couldn't understand what happened in this world. This overly weird situation even overwhelmed his worries about Yujimaomao for a while.

"Anyway, let's move on first. You guys should stay overnight at the detective agency today, Tanizaki, you and Kunikida go to set it up. The person who pretends to be recruited is the president." Edogawa Ranpo immediately commanded, "President , You can’t go back today, you have to stay here with us.”

"It's okay, do as you said." The silver-haired man nodded seriously, "I'll go and have a look inside."

As soon as he entered the ward, the masked man had already taken off his mask and was tied up on a chair with his head bowed in a coma.

In the ward, Yuji Maomao lay unconscious on the hospital bed. It took off the clothes it was wearing, and its black fur made the cat look even cuter.

Beside the hospital bed, a teenager wearing a bathrobe and haori was sitting there, looking at the big cat solemnly.

Such a quiet Akutagawa Ryunosuke, even Fukuzawa Yukichi was a little uncomfortable after meeting him.