cat blues

Osamu Dazai yawned loudly while sitting in his seat. He really didn't want to write these documents, but Kunikida stood behind him alone, his face glasses reflected a terrible white light, and the ideal hand in his hand The ledger was held up and down and slapped on the arm.

"Ha, really, I can just leave this kind of work to Atsu-kun..." As a senior, Osamu Dazai said something extraordinary.Atsushi Nakajima, who was sitting opposite him, couldn't help but wryly smiled.

"Shut up! Don't talk about shirking work like this!" Kunikida Doppo said viciously.

"Ah, it's so boring." Dazai Osamu typed on the keyboard word by word, still complaining in a low voice.

Recently, he heard only one interesting news. In the last night, there was a "wounding demon" who was moving around, and more than a dozen victims had appeared in the past week.There are all kinds of victims, including incapable ordinary people and people with supernatural powers. The only witness testimonies obtained so far are simple words such as saying that the other party is a person wearing a strange mask and wearing black clothes.

The other party just hurt people, and then left quickly. Originally, this level would not have attracted the attention of the Armed Detective Agency, but recently, the wounding situation of the wounded demon has become more and more serious. Recently, several people have been in After being discovered, he was sent to the ICU, so we have to take this situation seriously.

Osamu Dazai also wondered if someone could do it, but it was inconvenient for him, a member of the detective agency who left PortMafia, to intervene at night. Anyway, Mr. Mori was there anyway. If he went If you intervene, you will be suspected by the suspicious Mr. Mori, so let's restrain ourselves.

Just when he was dawdling about to write half of the report, he suddenly heard the sound of hurried footsteps coming from the door, and he raised his eyebrows curiously. Could it be that this level of haste meant that the president knew that it would be a few minutes later? Are you going to be off work so you're in a hurry?

Before he finished thinking about the seventeen or eighteen guesses in his head, Osamu Dazai saw the door of the detective agency being pushed open with a bang, and a familiar little man anxiously shouted at the people in the room: " Miss Yosano, come and see, Mr. Yukichi is injured!"

Randomly, the little man in the bathrobe froze for a moment, then yelled in surprise: "Fuck, who are you!!!"

Zhong Yuanzhong never expected that when he opened the door of the familiar armed detective agency, he would see a bunch of... er... familiar strangers at the door?Strange acquaintance?In short, they are a group of guys who let him have a sense of sight after seeing them, but they can't confirm their identities.

"It's up to us to say that!" Kunikida Doppo over there directly tore off a page in the notebook in his hand, and when the supernatural power was activated, it instantly changed from a page with writing on it to a page. Putting the wire gun, he aimed the gun at Nakahara Chuya, "What's the use of PortMafia's gravity to arm the detective agency?"

Not only him, Nakajima Atsushi and Miyazawa Kenji who also stayed in the office also put on a fighting posture together.

"PortMafia?" Zhong Yuanzhong was also keenly aware of the key words in the other party's words, and before he could say anything, the people behind also followed.

"Chuya, why are you blocking the door?" Behind Nakahara Chuya, Oda Sakunosuke asked a little strangely.

"Oda, don't come in, there is a problem here." Chuya decisively threw the masked man who had lost consciousness in his hand back, and looked at the person in front of him equally uncomfortably, "PortMafia? Who are you talking about?"

"But I didn't feel any danger." Oda Sakunosuke stretched out his hand and pushed the door open again, poking his head in, "Hey, it's Dazai, Kunikida, and Nakajima? Why did they grow so tall all of a sudden?"

"Hey? I haven't seen this person before." Kenji Miyazawa said very naturally.

Dazai Osamu had a faint feeling of weirdness ever since the little man said the word "Oda", but when he heard that familiar voice, Dazai Osamu froze completely.

After a while, he slowly opened his mouth: "Odasaku...?"

"It's Dazai, that's right." Oda Sakunosuke nodded as if confirming, "But Dazai, why have you grown so much taller?"

"Mr. Nakaya, Mr. Oda, you are blocking me." At this moment, a voice familiar to the people in the Armed Detective Agency came from the door, "Mr. Yukichi needs treatment now, and Yosano Is the miss there?"

"Akutagawa!" Nakajima Atsushi, who was extremely sensitive to Akutagawa Ryunosuke, became even more nervous, and his hands directly turned into tiger claws.

"Tsk..." Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little annoyed, "What the hell is going on?"

"Let Akutagawa bring Mr. Yukichi in first." Oda Sakunosuke stretched out his hand and scratched his head and said.

"Don't move around, who are you?" Kunikida Doppo couldn't help shouting, "If you move around again, you will be shot!"

"Why is Kunikida so angry?" Oda Sakunosuke asked with some confusion.

"Mr. Chuya, you are blocking me." Akutagawa Ryunosuke behind Chuya Nakahara said again.

Listening to what the two of them said, Chuya's face was blank for a moment.Atsushi Nakajima suddenly had a feeling that he could understand the other party very well. This feeling of not knowing how to complain at all was really very strong.

"You guys are so noisy, what happened?" Edogawa Ranpo came out of the passage beside him, and he asked half complaining half curiously.

"Mr. Ranpo!"

"Mr. Ranpo!"

Several voices sounded at the same time, and Edogawa Ranpo noticed the three uninvited guests standing at the door, and then he showed a very playful smile, quickly took out his glasses from his arms and put them on, "Let me come Let's see what's going on."

"The key now is to rescue Mr. Yukichi as soon as possible." Ryunosuke Akutagawa said with some dissatisfaction, "We can talk about it later if there is any problem."

"Ah, yes, Mr. Yukichi." Oda Sakunosuke also hurriedly said, and pulled Yukichi Maomao who was supported by Akutagawa Ryunosuke behind him, "Are you with Ms. Yosano? Please hurry to see Mr. Yukichi Bar."

"Mr. Yukichi?!" When several people saw the familiar blue yukata and haori, several people in the office rushed over, only Edogawa Ranpo and Dazai Osamu were very calm, they all noticed the The guy wrapped in the Rashomon is more than two meters tall, and it is absolutely impossible to belong to the president Fukuzawa Yukichi who is only 186 in height.

And also hearing his name being mentioned repeatedly at the door, Fukuzawa Yukichi also came out with a somewhat inexplicable expression, "What happened?"

"President..."

"President..."

Once again in unison, Osamu Dazai couldn't help covering his face with his hand, the bad guess at the beginning actually came true, how could there be such outrageous and nonsense things in this world?

Edogawa Ranpo also showed a clear look, and then they saw that "Mr. Yukichi" moved over by Akutagawa Ryunosuke's Rashomon was actually a cat.

A big black cat with a length of two meters and three, wearing Fukuzawa Yukichi's same style of clothes, and a silver-white wig on his head.

"No way? Is there a possibility that the president of the parallel world is a cat?" Osamu Dazai couldn't help muttering, and everyone in the instantly quiet room heard this sentence.

A very strange expression appeared on Fukuzawa Yukichi's face for a moment.

On the other side, Sakunosuke Oda said very naturally: "No, President Fukuzawa is President Fukuzawa, and Mr. Yukichi is his cat."

"No, Mr. Oda, you got it wrong." Akutagawa Ryunosuke pointed out the error in his words very seriously, "It is obvious that everyone, including the president, is being raised by Mr. Yukichi."

"Well, you're right." Oda Sakunosuke nodded subconsciously.

"Is now the time to talk about this? Hurry up and let Ms. Yosano come out to see Mr. Yukichi's situation!" Nakahara couldn't help but exploded.

This commotion made Yosano Akiko in the medical room a little restless. When she came out, she saw the PortMafia's gravity user who had met before, shouting something irritably.She followed the line of sight of several people, and saw a big black cat lying on the platform built by Rashomon, whimpering.

"Hey, I'm not a veterinarian." Although Yosano Akiko complained like this, she still decided to ignore what's there and what's not, and just go to see the condition of the cat first. Are there any uninvited guests? Are the president and Edogawa messing around?

"Well, is this really all right?" Tanizaki Junichiro, who had carefully hidden his sister just now, asked a little weakly.

"It's okay, they are not from PortMafia, but from the Armed Detective Agency." Edogawa Ranpo said with a smile.

"Huh?" The others looked at him incredulously.

"Tsk, we just want to ask, who are you?" Nakahara Nakaya looked at them with his arms folded, "Is it really the Dazai Osamu and Kunikida Doppo I know?"

"Huh?" Kunikida Doppo instantly turned his head and looked at him in disbelief.

"Are you from a parallel space? I'm sorry, this is indeed an armed detective agency." Edogawa Ranpo nodded and said, "And, on our side, you are all from PortMafia."

"That's true." Fukuzawa Yukichi, whose eyes had always been on the big black cat, also pulled his attention back at this time, nodded and said, and then he looked at Nakahara Chuya and the others.

"Huh?" Nakahara, who also floated in the masked man at the door, couldn't help but make an incomprehensible voice, "We are from PortMafia? Why?"

"I'm not very surprised. After all, I had the idea of ​​going to PortMafia for a meal before." Oda Sakunosuke said without any surprise, "But why did Chuya and Akutagawa go to PortMafia? ? It doesn't make sense at all."

"Forget it, don't talk about that, Miss Xie Ye, come and see this guy, he was the one who made a surprise attack on Mr. Yukichi and made Mr. Yukichi unconscious." Zhongyuan Zhong also frowned. Mei, still honestly dragged the person in his hand into the medical room.

On the other side, Osamu Dazai couldn't help but ran over and put his hand on Oda Sakunosuke's shoulder. The other party didn't disappear, but just looked at him with a somewhat inexplicable expression, "Dazai, what's wrong?"