Warning, too cute! [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 90 Catnip
After Su Xiansheng's death, Baitang's psychological endurance has improved a lot after accepting the farewell. He didn't shed tears like in his previous life, and his heart was ashamed. Instead, he calmly took care of the funeral and left this world quietly.
Baitang stayed in the main god's space for a long time, he put the diamond ring given by Su Siyuan and Su Xiansheng on his finger, and it took him a whole morning to see it.
Most of the time, he would watch the movies, TV series and various variety shows that Su Xiansheng had acted in, and revisit them over and over again. He was so familiar that he could recite the lines that Su Xiansheng said backwards. The system didn't dare to disturb Baitang. Read novels quietly.
"System, do you think there will really be Mr. Su in the next world?" Bai Tang asked suddenly.
The system hesitated and didn't know how to answer.
"In the last world, I met a lot of acquaintances. Is this a bug of the main god? Or something else?" The young man didn't have any clear emotions on his face. His eyes fell on the screen, but he seemed to be looking at an unknown person. far away.
"The main god... what kind of existence is it?"
"Why was I selected and became a tasker? What are those memories that I have forgotten?" Baitang stretched out his hand and touched the snow-white petals on top of his head with his fingertips, "And, what is going on with the flower on top of my head?"
One confusion after another covered his heart like a fog. Baitang sat quietly for a long time, then slowly put down his hands, and said to the system: "Let's go, let's go to the next world."
The system persuaded: "Actually, you can stay for a while to relax."
Baitang shook his head, "I want to confirm some conjectures, such as..." Baitang raised his head, with complex emotions in his dark green eyes: "What kind of existence is Mr. Su?"
At first, he doubted whether Su Xiansheng was a tasker like him, but Xiao Feige, She Rao, Chi Cainan... many acquaintances from the previous life appeared in that world, it is impossible for everyone to be a tasker.
In addition, when Su Xiansheng was picked up and brought home by him, he had a complete brat temper at the very beginning. If all of this was performed by that Mr. Su, then that Mr. Su's acting skills are too outstanding.
It is useless to think so much now, only by entering the next world can we get more information.
Baitang counted the props on his body, Lingquan water, Jinsha, and the soul-hunting incense that Xue Wenlu gave him, and confirmed to enter the next world.
This is a magical world. Monsters who become spirited animals are called orcs, while monsters who become spirited plants are called amateurs. For cat slaves, they are like heaven.
Because it is the feline orcs who rule this world.
A long time ago, the rulers of this world were not feline orcs, until one day, an army of terrible monsters in the universe came to this planet.
The monster rats have excellent teeth and eat anything, whether it is iron, soil or meat. Wherever they pass, no grass grows. Their reproduction speed is even more terrifying. When an orc warrior kills a monster, a nest of monster rats is born , within ten seconds after birth, they can open their eyes and beg for food. The more food they eat, the faster their growth rate will be. Even if the cubs of monster mice are thrown beside a rock, they will be able to hug the rock and start chewing. Grow big.
Yes, if the monster mouse ate an elephant, it would grow as tall as the elephant.
Elephant-sized rats...very disgusting.
But there is no way out, and when the orcs were almost desperate, they found that the natural enemies of the monster mice were the feline orcs. They were afraid of everything about the feline orcs, their sounds, smells, and even cat fur.
Even hearing the meow of the weakest kitten among the feline orcs, the monster mouse would almost tremble.So there was a great cat-and-mouse battle in this world. Petite and cute cats attacked with sound waves, and mighty and majestic lions and tigers joined the battle, screaming and fighting against the enemy bravely.
Because of this cat-and-mouse battle that has been recorded in history, the status of feline orcs has been greatly improved. Even a kitten that is not lethal except for being cute will be respected by the society. After all, no one knows about monsters. When rats invade the planet again, a cat hair will be equal to a talisman.
The invasion of monster mice has caused great damage to this planet. Plants cannot be grown on the land they gnawed for thousands of years. This is a genocide blow to plant amateurs.
The pollution of the land is equivalent to the destruction of the homeland, and the number of newborns of the vegetatives is minimized, and the birth rate of the catnip savages is almost zero.
Catnip is a plant that has little effect on feline orcs. Only 50.00% of feline orcs are interested in catnip, and catnip is not addictive. Feline orcs may have more than ten minutes after eating it. Behavior changes, or chasing imaginary mice, or rolling around in place, or sitting staring blankly.
However, the influence of catnip-infused amateurs on feline orcs is enormous. Their body fragrance is like opium, making feline orcs addicted to it, fascinated and unable to extricate themselves.
If a catnip amateur is born within a hundred years, the feline orcs will burn incense and pray to Buddha and cry with gratitude.
Because only catnip amateurs can bring extreme joy to feline orcs, allowing them to enjoy the joy that makes their souls tremble.Orcs are frank and straightforward, making no secret of their desire for pleasure.
400 years ago, a catnip amateur was born in this world. The pheromone made from his deodorant cost [-] star coins for a small bottle, but there are still countless feline beasts willing to buy it.
The catnip amateur lived 230 years and died.
Because pheromones cannot be produced out of thin air, the body scent of catnip savants must be collected as raw materials, so after the death of that catnip savant, no new catnip savants were born, and no new pheromones were produced in this world.
Now is the 239th year of the star calendar. The feline orcs born in this era only hate that they were born at the wrong time, and could not be born 400 years earlier to buy pheromones.
Some netizens joked that even His Majesty Simpson, who rules the planet today, is not as alive as a kitten who bought pheromones 400 years ago.
Simpson: "..."
*
Baitang came to a glass-like castle. That gorgeous castle is extremely luxurious, the temperature is constant, and the seasons are like spring. The flower pots are made of gold and are inlaid with expensive jewels. That pile of weeds, Baitang probably still dare not confirm that these works of art are flower pots.
The owner of this castle must have a hole in his head, there are flower gardens everywhere, in the corridors, in the hall, and in the rooms. He can't wait to dig out countless holes in the ground. There are no other kinds of plants in it. of weeds.
System: "This is catnip. Also, you stand still and don't move. The landing site seems to be wrong again. This room is full of monitors and laser weapons. Although I shielded the monitors to the same extent, how many of those weapons are there?" I haven't fully detected it yet, if you step on it casually, you may be attacked."
Baitang: "..."
Baitang suddenly remembered that there was a world where he fell into the god statue and was afraid of being imprisoned by the strong god statue. Why every time he fell into a particularly wealthy place, his luck would be so mysterious.
He stood there very obediently, observing the catnip that the system said boredly.
Is catnip very expensive in this world?
Five minutes later, the system gave Baitang the basic content of this world quickly, and said seriously: "We are now in the power center of this planet, in Simpson's palace, this is the catnip castle, where the emperors of all ages relax. "
The so-called catnip castle, as the name suggests, is a castle full of catnip, which is filled with the smell of catnip. Although it is not as charming as the pheromone of catnip amateurs, it is better than nothing. The emperor can become a prototype and run around in the huge castle. Go, you can also roll wildly in the flowerbed full of catnip.
But it is extravagant and indulgent.
Because the healthy soil in this world is very expensive, comparable to gold, so the most precious thing Baitang saw just now was not the gleaming golden flowerpot, but the soil and catnip in the flowerpot.
There are countless soldiers guarding the outside of the castle, and there is a net inside. Even a fly flying in will be wiped out by lasers. Only the emperors of the past dynasties can enter and exit freely, because everything in the castle is high-tech. It was done by a machine and no artificial cultivation was needed, so the whole castle was so quiet that it was a bit scary, only the sound of Baitang's breathing.
While trying to find a way to escape, the system paid attention to the movement outside the castle, because it had already invaded the monitoring system of the catnip castle, so the system could see all the wind and grass within [-] meters of the catnip castle.
Three seconds later, the system first yelled: "Something is wrong, an emperor who wants to smoke catnip is on his way!"
Baitang: "...!"
Then the system yelled again: "Fuck! Baitang, that emperor has the same hair growth as Su Xian!"
Baitang: "?!!!"
The system asked nervously: "Baitang, are we going to run away?! I just came up with an escape plan, but the safety factor is not high, and there may be accidents."
Baitang replied decisively: "Run away!"
He came to this world not for energy, not for missions, but only one goal, and that is Mr. Su. He thought that there would be nowhere to find him, but he didn't expect that it would take no effort at all.
"Then what are you going to do? The enemy will arrive at the battlefield in 5 minutes, and you can't be caught on the spot as a thief who broke into a private house." The system said.
The catnip castle is empty, except for gold, silver and jewelry, there are large pieces of catnip, which is not suitable for Tibetans. Passwords and weapon systems are set up in every room, and traces will be exposed if you are not careful. The technology in this world is extremely advanced. Cats The Peppermint Castle is the treasure cave of the emperors of all dynasties. In order to protect their wealth, the cat emperors racked their brains to strengthen their defense equipment. The system also finds it a bit tricky to face this armed castle.
How to do?
Baitang frowned, his eyes accidentally fell on the catnip in the flower pot.
With dark green eyes narrowed slightly, Baitang looked at Maonip inscrutablely, and then asked: "What does a catnip look like? Are there any racial characteristics?"
System: "...Huh?"
System: "No, Baitang, what do you want to do?"
Baitang folded his arms and said calmly: "Didn't you guess what I want to do?"
The system counseled: "To be more serious, you are committing the crime of deceiving the emperor."
Baitang snorted, "There are still 3 minutes, can you get rid of the ink?"
"Catnip amateurs have no characteristics. Their eyes are dark green. Like you, they don't have flowers on their heads, but the flowers on your head can be shielded with energy, so these are not the point. The point is—"
"Catnip amateurs have their own deodorant! A deodorant that can make feline orcs fascinated! Do you have this kind of scent?!" The system collapsed. The young man said without changing his face, "I have."
"Soul hooking incense."
"Level: Gold Level."
"Origin: Advanced Plane."
"Equipment Type: Charm Items."
"Material: Unknown."
"Weight: 150 grams."
"Usage effect: You can have a charming body fragrance. People who smell the body fragrance will be fascinated by you and forget about food and drink. This item can be used on taskers, original world residents, special creatures, divine creatures, etc.!"
"Restriction: It can only be used by one designated person (after upgrading, the scope of use can be expanded, such as a specific race)"
"Would you like to upgrade?"
"Ding—[-] million energy points were deducted, and the upgrade was successful."
The system looked at a large sum of money ↓
Baitang stayed in the main god's space for a long time, he put the diamond ring given by Su Siyuan and Su Xiansheng on his finger, and it took him a whole morning to see it.
Most of the time, he would watch the movies, TV series and various variety shows that Su Xiansheng had acted in, and revisit them over and over again. He was so familiar that he could recite the lines that Su Xiansheng said backwards. The system didn't dare to disturb Baitang. Read novels quietly.
"System, do you think there will really be Mr. Su in the next world?" Bai Tang asked suddenly.
The system hesitated and didn't know how to answer.
"In the last world, I met a lot of acquaintances. Is this a bug of the main god? Or something else?" The young man didn't have any clear emotions on his face. His eyes fell on the screen, but he seemed to be looking at an unknown person. far away.
"The main god... what kind of existence is it?"
"Why was I selected and became a tasker? What are those memories that I have forgotten?" Baitang stretched out his hand and touched the snow-white petals on top of his head with his fingertips, "And, what is going on with the flower on top of my head?"
One confusion after another covered his heart like a fog. Baitang sat quietly for a long time, then slowly put down his hands, and said to the system: "Let's go, let's go to the next world."
The system persuaded: "Actually, you can stay for a while to relax."
Baitang shook his head, "I want to confirm some conjectures, such as..." Baitang raised his head, with complex emotions in his dark green eyes: "What kind of existence is Mr. Su?"
At first, he doubted whether Su Xiansheng was a tasker like him, but Xiao Feige, She Rao, Chi Cainan... many acquaintances from the previous life appeared in that world, it is impossible for everyone to be a tasker.
In addition, when Su Xiansheng was picked up and brought home by him, he had a complete brat temper at the very beginning. If all of this was performed by that Mr. Su, then that Mr. Su's acting skills are too outstanding.
It is useless to think so much now, only by entering the next world can we get more information.
Baitang counted the props on his body, Lingquan water, Jinsha, and the soul-hunting incense that Xue Wenlu gave him, and confirmed to enter the next world.
This is a magical world. Monsters who become spirited animals are called orcs, while monsters who become spirited plants are called amateurs. For cat slaves, they are like heaven.
Because it is the feline orcs who rule this world.
A long time ago, the rulers of this world were not feline orcs, until one day, an army of terrible monsters in the universe came to this planet.
The monster rats have excellent teeth and eat anything, whether it is iron, soil or meat. Wherever they pass, no grass grows. Their reproduction speed is even more terrifying. When an orc warrior kills a monster, a nest of monster rats is born , within ten seconds after birth, they can open their eyes and beg for food. The more food they eat, the faster their growth rate will be. Even if the cubs of monster mice are thrown beside a rock, they will be able to hug the rock and start chewing. Grow big.
Yes, if the monster mouse ate an elephant, it would grow as tall as the elephant.
Elephant-sized rats...very disgusting.
But there is no way out, and when the orcs were almost desperate, they found that the natural enemies of the monster mice were the feline orcs. They were afraid of everything about the feline orcs, their sounds, smells, and even cat fur.
Even hearing the meow of the weakest kitten among the feline orcs, the monster mouse would almost tremble.So there was a great cat-and-mouse battle in this world. Petite and cute cats attacked with sound waves, and mighty and majestic lions and tigers joined the battle, screaming and fighting against the enemy bravely.
Because of this cat-and-mouse battle that has been recorded in history, the status of feline orcs has been greatly improved. Even a kitten that is not lethal except for being cute will be respected by the society. After all, no one knows about monsters. When rats invade the planet again, a cat hair will be equal to a talisman.
The invasion of monster mice has caused great damage to this planet. Plants cannot be grown on the land they gnawed for thousands of years. This is a genocide blow to plant amateurs.
The pollution of the land is equivalent to the destruction of the homeland, and the number of newborns of the vegetatives is minimized, and the birth rate of the catnip savages is almost zero.
Catnip is a plant that has little effect on feline orcs. Only 50.00% of feline orcs are interested in catnip, and catnip is not addictive. Feline orcs may have more than ten minutes after eating it. Behavior changes, or chasing imaginary mice, or rolling around in place, or sitting staring blankly.
However, the influence of catnip-infused amateurs on feline orcs is enormous. Their body fragrance is like opium, making feline orcs addicted to it, fascinated and unable to extricate themselves.
If a catnip amateur is born within a hundred years, the feline orcs will burn incense and pray to Buddha and cry with gratitude.
Because only catnip amateurs can bring extreme joy to feline orcs, allowing them to enjoy the joy that makes their souls tremble.Orcs are frank and straightforward, making no secret of their desire for pleasure.
400 years ago, a catnip amateur was born in this world. The pheromone made from his deodorant cost [-] star coins for a small bottle, but there are still countless feline beasts willing to buy it.
The catnip amateur lived 230 years and died.
Because pheromones cannot be produced out of thin air, the body scent of catnip savants must be collected as raw materials, so after the death of that catnip savant, no new catnip savants were born, and no new pheromones were produced in this world.
Now is the 239th year of the star calendar. The feline orcs born in this era only hate that they were born at the wrong time, and could not be born 400 years earlier to buy pheromones.
Some netizens joked that even His Majesty Simpson, who rules the planet today, is not as alive as a kitten who bought pheromones 400 years ago.
Simpson: "..."
*
Baitang came to a glass-like castle. That gorgeous castle is extremely luxurious, the temperature is constant, and the seasons are like spring. The flower pots are made of gold and are inlaid with expensive jewels. That pile of weeds, Baitang probably still dare not confirm that these works of art are flower pots.
The owner of this castle must have a hole in his head, there are flower gardens everywhere, in the corridors, in the hall, and in the rooms. He can't wait to dig out countless holes in the ground. There are no other kinds of plants in it. of weeds.
System: "This is catnip. Also, you stand still and don't move. The landing site seems to be wrong again. This room is full of monitors and laser weapons. Although I shielded the monitors to the same extent, how many of those weapons are there?" I haven't fully detected it yet, if you step on it casually, you may be attacked."
Baitang: "..."
Baitang suddenly remembered that there was a world where he fell into the god statue and was afraid of being imprisoned by the strong god statue. Why every time he fell into a particularly wealthy place, his luck would be so mysterious.
He stood there very obediently, observing the catnip that the system said boredly.
Is catnip very expensive in this world?
Five minutes later, the system gave Baitang the basic content of this world quickly, and said seriously: "We are now in the power center of this planet, in Simpson's palace, this is the catnip castle, where the emperors of all ages relax. "
The so-called catnip castle, as the name suggests, is a castle full of catnip, which is filled with the smell of catnip. Although it is not as charming as the pheromone of catnip amateurs, it is better than nothing. The emperor can become a prototype and run around in the huge castle. Go, you can also roll wildly in the flowerbed full of catnip.
But it is extravagant and indulgent.
Because the healthy soil in this world is very expensive, comparable to gold, so the most precious thing Baitang saw just now was not the gleaming golden flowerpot, but the soil and catnip in the flowerpot.
There are countless soldiers guarding the outside of the castle, and there is a net inside. Even a fly flying in will be wiped out by lasers. Only the emperors of the past dynasties can enter and exit freely, because everything in the castle is high-tech. It was done by a machine and no artificial cultivation was needed, so the whole castle was so quiet that it was a bit scary, only the sound of Baitang's breathing.
While trying to find a way to escape, the system paid attention to the movement outside the castle, because it had already invaded the monitoring system of the catnip castle, so the system could see all the wind and grass within [-] meters of the catnip castle.
Three seconds later, the system first yelled: "Something is wrong, an emperor who wants to smoke catnip is on his way!"
Baitang: "...!"
Then the system yelled again: "Fuck! Baitang, that emperor has the same hair growth as Su Xian!"
Baitang: "?!!!"
The system asked nervously: "Baitang, are we going to run away?! I just came up with an escape plan, but the safety factor is not high, and there may be accidents."
Baitang replied decisively: "Run away!"
He came to this world not for energy, not for missions, but only one goal, and that is Mr. Su. He thought that there would be nowhere to find him, but he didn't expect that it would take no effort at all.
"Then what are you going to do? The enemy will arrive at the battlefield in 5 minutes, and you can't be caught on the spot as a thief who broke into a private house." The system said.
The catnip castle is empty, except for gold, silver and jewelry, there are large pieces of catnip, which is not suitable for Tibetans. Passwords and weapon systems are set up in every room, and traces will be exposed if you are not careful. The technology in this world is extremely advanced. Cats The Peppermint Castle is the treasure cave of the emperors of all dynasties. In order to protect their wealth, the cat emperors racked their brains to strengthen their defense equipment. The system also finds it a bit tricky to face this armed castle.
How to do?
Baitang frowned, his eyes accidentally fell on the catnip in the flower pot.
With dark green eyes narrowed slightly, Baitang looked at Maonip inscrutablely, and then asked: "What does a catnip look like? Are there any racial characteristics?"
System: "...Huh?"
System: "No, Baitang, what do you want to do?"
Baitang folded his arms and said calmly: "Didn't you guess what I want to do?"
The system counseled: "To be more serious, you are committing the crime of deceiving the emperor."
Baitang snorted, "There are still 3 minutes, can you get rid of the ink?"
"Catnip amateurs have no characteristics. Their eyes are dark green. Like you, they don't have flowers on their heads, but the flowers on your head can be shielded with energy, so these are not the point. The point is—"
"Catnip amateurs have their own deodorant! A deodorant that can make feline orcs fascinated! Do you have this kind of scent?!" The system collapsed. The young man said without changing his face, "I have."
"Soul hooking incense."
"Level: Gold Level."
"Origin: Advanced Plane."
"Equipment Type: Charm Items."
"Material: Unknown."
"Weight: 150 grams."
"Usage effect: You can have a charming body fragrance. People who smell the body fragrance will be fascinated by you and forget about food and drink. This item can be used on taskers, original world residents, special creatures, divine creatures, etc.!"
"Restriction: It can only be used by one designated person (after upgrading, the scope of use can be expanded, such as a specific race)"
"Would you like to upgrade?"
"Ding—[-] million energy points were deducted, and the upgrade was successful."
The system looked at a large sum of money ↓
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