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After the Monster Hunter version update, players entered the game with the same relaxed mood as before, ready for a hunting feast.

Then, they felt the deep malice of artificial intelligence, and they took out the prophecy emperor who said that the battle monsters might be introduced into artificial intelligence, and hung them on the wall.

Prophet Emperor:? ? ?It's not that I don't have any, I'm just citing insider information!

Players don't care what kind of insider or prophecy you are, they just want to find someone to take the blame.

Prophet Emperor: Wait, you can ask the game production team to take the blame!

The players said that they would not listen or not, and if the game production team was blamed, wouldn't they be blamed on Xiao Gou?Xiao Gou is such a good dog, how can he take the blame?And based on what we know about Xiao Gou, the more you let him take the blame, the more proud he will be. We can't encourage his arrogance.We must tell him that this game is not difficult, not difficult at all, don't try to be happy!

Prophet Emperor: ... Well, as long as you are happy.

The players are so "depressed", what did this monster look like?Is it really hard?

No, it's not that difficult, it's just a bit of a dumbfounding experience.

In this update of Monster Hunter, ordinary monsters will contribute to the battle-tested version, and the ancient species will be updated. There is no battle experience yet.The ancient species is not artificial intelligence, but its strength is higher than that of ordinary monsters, because after adding artificial intelligence to ordinary monsters, the players once again said "artificial mental retardation is indeed artificial mental retardation" and "I will watch you quietly do".

Take one of them, the so-called novice killer, as an example.Lili is a strange beast in "Shan Hai Jing". "Shan Hai Jing" records the appearance of raccoon li, which is a wild boar with chicken feet.After getting it in the game, it will naturally have a more mythical atmosphere and look a little more majestic.According to the records, Lili likes to appear in places where large-scale civil and water conservancy projects are carried out. It is said that it is good at digging soil.

In the game, the pig's chicken feet dig holes to sneak around.Every time it reaches a certain stage, the pig will dig a hole and escape, and it is very cowardly.But when the tribe is building, whether it is building a building or a water conservancy project, it needs the material of this guy, or chases (hunts) away (hunts) this guy, so even if the player is equipped, he must often deal with it ——Monster Hunter combines the gameplay of changing clothes (making equipment) and simulating management.In addition to hunting monsters for equipment, players can also build tribes, develop food and medicine, and more.

Combining the game of simulated management, players can build the tribe they want while hunting, making it more exciting to play.When the monsters of Monster Hunter are no longer updated one day, in order to build a city, they may dig out the game from time to time and play for several years.

Because the materials of raccoons are in great demand, and the difficulty is not high, the materials of the updated raccoons can build more beautiful buildings. Players will find raccoons to practice their hands as soon as they are updated.

After the version update, the experienced raccoon has a different character.Depending on their personality, they display different attack patterns.For example, the cowardly raccoon will dig holes to escape, the belligerent raccoon will do whatever he wants, and the cunning raccoon will actually dig a hole and sneak attack.That's all, that's the difference in attack mode, but these raccoons are even more funny because of their animal habits.

That's all for a funny comparison, the updated raccoon power makes the players feel that they didn't kill the opponent at all, but let them go after stripping the opponent's materials, right?Otherwise, how could it be explained that they had done the mission before and ran out to explore, if Lili was also on that map, this guy would definitely come to harass him?After some raccoons with better equipment have abused the raccoons several times, no matter what character the raccoons are, they will run away when they see the boss, and the boss must follow behind it to chase, crazy output or use control Interrupt it and lead to hatred before you can start fighting.

After being beaten a few times, Li Li probably knew that he couldn't escape. When he saw the hunter, he started to output crazily, or output indecently.So the hunters just watched the raccoon digging the hole, and kicked the soil towards themselves.This action has no lethality, as if it is purely bullying.Some people also shared that they encountered a cowardly cowardly raccoon. The pig hit a tree and knocked him out.

The ancients waited for the rabbit, and the hunters probably waited for the pig.

To sum up, after the monster's artificial intelligence is improved, even if the blood volume and attack power of the battle monster have been greatly improved, it is not necessarily more difficult to fight than before, but the hunter feels more tired.Because this group of monsters are so funny that I am too embarrassed to bully them.If it wasn't for the game to tell the players explicitly and secretly, after the hunt, the monster is actually still alive. This so-called hunt means that everyone is playing an exhibition match.Otherwise, some soft-hearted players really can't bear to bully these little monsters.

Some supposedly animal protection groups were happy at first.They have been criticizing Monster Hunter for violating animal protection laws, those little monsters are so pitiful, why should we fight and kill them.There is no killing without buying and selling, stripping people's materials to make houses and clothes to fill their stomachs, it is too evil, my lord, we will punish them.We must boycott the game Red Dog.

Later, Monster Hunter showed that it seemed that after these monsters did not die, they celebrated with each other, as if it was their own credit that made Monster Hunter "change"-the players laughed and cried, the game was not changed from the beginning, okay?

When the players performed fancy ways to abuse these little monsters with artificial mental retardation, they began to jump out to make trouble again-abuse is more cruel than killing, and the red dog is mad and anti-human!

The red dog said that he didn't want to talk to you very much, and started to play dead.The players began to taunt.

Xiao Gou didn't want to care about these inexplicable things, he just wanted to see how the players were abused by the monsters with artificial intelligence.

"The difficulty has not increased, but the fun has increased?" Xiao Gou sighed, "The players have good skills and patience. I thought they were chasing after the artificial mentally retarded ass, fighting monsters for 5 minutes, and running away. After half an hour, you will be so angry that you will drop the handle."

"If you were playing with a controller, you would probably be so angry that you would have dropped the controller. But in the holographic game, the realistic hunting process is faithfully simulated, and a round of hunting in four to five 10 minutes feels just right. Some players said that there is not much The fight is over." Hou Rui said honestly, "After everyone is immersed in it, they don't think this is a game anymore."

He really admired Xiao Gou, for putting real hunting into a holographic game, he could attract so many people, which he never thought of before.But after thinking about it, there are not many people who can go hunting in reality, unless it is in some places that still retain the traditions of primitive tribes, there is no animal protection law, no matter whether it is at home or abroad, people who go hunting legally must have money and leisure.Obviously, in reality, there are not so many people with money and leisure.Players experience the thrill of hunting in the holographic world without worrying about danger and fatigue.

Even those who can hunt in the real world may not be able to resist the temptation of this fantasy hunting style in the holographic world.What's more, not only can you hunt in the holographic world, but there is also a tribe who call you a hero. The construction of the entire tribe depends on you. This sense of accomplishment is much better than hunting in the real world.

Although there are some dissonant voices, the game is highly rated on the market.A simple hunting game for the survival of the tribe, almost abandoning the plot, players can still enjoy it.The game media don’t want to comment on the gameplay and plot anymore—Xiao Gou was the one who emphasized that the plot is also part of the gameplay at the beginning, and now it’s Xiao Gou who emphasizes that the game can still be fun without a plot. Anyway, it’s Xiao Gou, the player They and the game manufacturers watched Xiao Gou open up a road first, and then turned a corner and drove the steamroller to open up another road, or just turned around and followed the old road.And no matter which way he went, it was smooth sailing.The game media can only say that the type of game is not the most important thing, but the talent who makes the game is the most important.All in all, the games produced by Xiao Gou are fun, whether there is a plot, whether the plot is healing or depressing, it is all fun.

Xiao Gou: Hahahahaha, it's enough to be fun.

The media sighed, and the image of Xiao Gou laughing wildly appeared in their minds.Can't this guy suffer a little setback?How enviable.

If Xiao Gou heard these people complaining, he would definitely be furious.frustration?Is the death of both parents a setback?Does opening your head count as a setback?Is it a setback if all kinds of people make trouble in the process of starting a business?It cannot be said that he has not encountered setbacks just because he was not very happy in the end.

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The feeling given to the players by ordinary battle-experienced monsters is that the originally honest computer program has turned into Erha running around all over the map. When they see these battle-experienced monsters running around, they don’t even want to fight them anymore. Take this group of cute "little" guys back as pets—it's a pity that they can only enter the arena and cannot be kept in captivity.It is a problem for our tribal residents to eat by themselves, and they have to go hunting. How can there be spare food for these big eaters?

Players only need to go to the wild to watch the group of experienced common monsters play happily in the wild, which is much more interesting than watching the zoo.Some players gave up hunting and hung on the branches, watching a few who like to cause trouble, but even if they can’t beat it, they still make trouble, especially a few monsters with western characteristics, such as the savage dragon called the husky among the dinosaurs by the players and the great The city-management blasting scale dragon is causing trouble everywhere, especially the savage jaw dragon.Players watched this group of mentally retarded performers for five hours without doing anything.

Players: The little monster version of the animal world is so beautiful.jpg.

The players didn't take the difficulty of the common monsters seriously at all. The difficulty of the ancient monsters was a little higher. After the players had equipped and figured out the rules, they could basically pass.They are now very much looking forward to the historical version of the ancient species.I don't know if those ancient species will become funny with the version of the battle?Would it be possible to play with these ancient species at that time?

The current ancient species, the western races are mainly ancient dragons (lizards), and the eastern races are relatively well-known exotic beasts, such as ferocious, deer, phoenix and so on.It is said that the official blog of Red Dog Games revealed that in the future, the game will hold activities, and more powerful little monsters will appear regularly in the activities. For example, there are five of the four gods and beasts in Huaguo, the green dragon, white tiger, vermilion bird, basalt, and unicorn will all appear.

One month after the battle-experienced ordinary monsters were opened, the battle-experienced ancient species also opened up.

The players fought against the ancient species with a heart of watching funny comparisons, and then they were abused into dogs.

In the past, because the ancient species was more "proud", if you didn't hit it, it would ignore you.Therefore, before opening monsters, players will first put explosives or traps in front of the ancient species, and then start fighting after a wave of blood.This method of skipping classes is known to everyone who has played the ancient type.

This time Lao Wang took his girlfriend, Bai Fumei, and invited two single dogs to fight the steel dragon together.This battle-tested steel dragon is easy to fight, the four of them now put two explosive barrels in front of the squatting steel dragon, and prepare eight explosive barrels to blow up once before opening monsters.

Who knew that the open-eyed steel dragon looked at their busy work with a speechless face, and immediately flew into the sky after they put it away, and an air cannon ignited the explosive barrel.

Old Wang and others: ...

After seeing the explosion of the explosive barrel, Ganglong changed his place and squatted thinking about life. The icon did not turn red, and he did not chase after Pharaoh and others to fight. He just squatted quietly, very philosophical and very quiet.

Old Wang and others: ...

Do not believe in evil!Go back to the camp to get the powder barrel and keep on blowing!

This time, when Lao Wang and others put the explosive barrels, the steel dragon flew away. When it flew up, it spat out a mouthful of air cannon, blowing up Lao Wang and others, and then the steel dragon continued to change. I found a place to squat and think about life, philosophy, and the mysteries of the universe, referred to as being in a daze.Old Wang and others' blood was blown off half of the pipe, and there was no space for the icon of the steel dragon, and the hatred was not attracted.

Steel Dragon: I didn't hit you, and I didn't intend to hit you, I just cleaned up the trash.

Lao Wang and others thought, this is probably the mechanism of the monsters, so they are not allowed to skip class?Then play it seriously.

Everyone rushed forward, and the steel dragon's hatred finally stopped.

This is where flashbangs come in handy.In the past, as long as the flash bomb was thrown, the steel dragon would be stunned, fell from the air and fell to the ground. At this time, it would be crazy output.Because the weakness of the steel dragon is too obvious, the steel dragon is also called the shame of the ancient dragon.Lao Wang and the others are liver emperors, playing games is their job, so the equipment and props are naturally very sufficient.Seeing the steel dragon flying up, the four of them started to kill Thirteen Flashes.

The steel dragon was indeed flashed down, but it was not stunned.It directly opened its mouth and made a few wind pillars around it, making it difficult for Lao Wang and others, and then frantically rubbed its eyes with its paws and shook its head.

Ye Feini: "Oh my god, so cute!"

Old Wang: "...This difficulty is too high!"

The steel dragon blinked a few times, and when it could see, it stopped flying, but chased the person who dodged him.He doesn't fire the air cannon either, just claws at him like he's a football.

The steel dragon's claws are not poisonous, and they are not painful compared to its air cannon.But the player was kicked around by him, dizzy, completely controlled, and couldn't get up at all.

Although other people can take advantage of the steel dragon's fury to output wildly, this player is very pitiful, being kicked around like a football.In the end, the anchor only needed to use the ghost mode, otherwise he felt that he would be vomited.

After harvesting the "leading head" of the steel dragon, Lao Wang sighed: "The difficulty of the ancient version has indeed increased a lot, but this control is still effective. After knowing the rules, it is still easy to fight."

The others nodded.

But when they watched the live broadcast of other game anchors and played a few more games by themselves, they swallowed back what they said.

law?Xiao Gou tells you, no!No!Just no!This group of battle-experienced monsters adopted the latest upgraded artificial intelligence. They began to have animal instincts and the IQ of a two-year-old child, as well as rich experience, knowing what dangers and basic coping methods.Then this group of artificial intelligences will make different coping modes according to their own personality and "mood" at that time.

For example, when you go to put explosives, the ancient species with a good temper will change places or even change maps to continue wandering in a daze. If you have a bad temper, it will chase you before you start detonating it, knowing that you are uneasy and kind; another example is flash Some ancient species set up a barrier for themselves to fight after they wake up, and some ancient species closed their eyes and turned on the berserker mode, their attack power increased and their defense power decreased, and they chased the approaching enemies by their sense of smell and hearing. Creatures, many players saw that an ancient species suddenly entered randomly, and then the ancient species with berserker mode turned on chased the other party, pissed the other party off, and the two started fighting, regardless of the player.

There are also ancient species that are very cunning and alert.For example, when fighting Lushu, some experienced Lushu will jump around first, but not next to the explosive barrel, and then after knocking out a player, kick the player near the explosive barrel and detonate the explosive barrel.

Player: "...this horse has grown up!"

Therefore, in addition to playing tricks and seeing how the ancients treat the explosive barrels, those who need efficient hunting have given up various control items.Don't be cowardly, everyone, it's head-to-head, what kind of control does the iron-blooded man/daughter need-wait, let me eat a mushroom to return to the state and return to the blood.

The ancient species that has been through battles finally made the players feel Xiao Gou's love for the players.This time they will not say that after adding artificial intelligence, the difficulty has not increased, but they have become mentally retarded.Look at this group of ancient races with different personalities, this is the real king!

It's so fun, I want to keep playing!

The players are very happy, wondering how many behavior patterns these ancient species have, or are these real-time calculations by artificial intelligence, and each behavior is slightly different?Perhaps if there is no system restriction, or these little monsters will directly grind them to death, hunters, for example, the ancient species that can fly will turn on the bomber mode and will not go to the ground directly, what should the players do?

Moreover, although these ancient species will eventually be defeated by hunters, a brave hunter must be able to attract all the hatred, so that other talents can output it, otherwise the hatred will be scattered, which is really very difficult to fight.

This hunter who attracts hatred is not a MT in the traditional sense, relying on his rough skin and thick flesh, he uses a shield to resist attacks.It is certain that the skin is thick and thick, but what they need is not the skills to attract hatred or the first wave of output that attracts hatred, but to use all kinds of cheap tricks to attract hatred in a realistic sense and harass the other party to the point of unbearable, even if they don’t care about other people The attack will torture you to death.

Like throwing him a stink bomb, like throwing him a useless flash?Bomb sticky stones and the like—the stink bomb originally made of bottles filled with the excrement of other monsters is something to expel monsters. When it comes to the ancient dragon species... Well, it will run first, but if you throw shit at it unrelentingly, it will No wonder people ignore other people's attacks and insist on killing you.

When the players edited the video of people who hate "anti-monsters", the pronunciation of Monster Hunter stopped, and it changed from monster/hunter to monster hunter/person.The E text name of this game is also very interesting, monster_Hunter, a combination of two nouns, you can understand it as a person who hunts monsters, or you can understand that these monsters are hunters, just like a demon hunter, you can say that they are people who hunt demons, It can also be said that it is the same race as a demon hunter.

The players wailed and beat the ground, Xiao Gou did it on purpose!He didn't have good intentions when he chose this name!

It's fun to be an MT, and it's fun to throw stink bombs at the ancient species. The next time I form a team, I want to be a T, and no one is allowed to compete with me.From now on, I'm going to change my name to Shit Hunter!

Even if it is a stink bomb, it is really fragrant!

While condemning Xiao Gou's intentions, the players happily developed various new tricks to attract the hatred of the monsters, and then happily got kicked by the monsters.

Hahaha monster abuse is so much fun!Gentlemen, I like being kicked football by monsters!

Players are being abused by monsters, but at the same time, they are not satisfied with monster abuse. The only way is to play football.They suggested on Xiao Gou's face blog, can the monster use several methods based on its own habits?For example, since Yan Miao is a meow, he can slap the player crazily, just like a cat slaps the player.Otherwise, it's fun to shake the player around, and it's even more fun to shoot videos.

Players also hope that this monster abuse system can be carried forward, so that other experienced monsters can also learn from it.Ordinary battle monsters can't always play funny roles, they can also stand up.For example, Lili, who is often used by players for materials, can crazily dig dirt onto players.

What, Lili has done this now? Emmmm, it could try a little harder.

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Xiao Gou originally thought that he was a little "perverted" when he designed such a hatred system. He tried his best to get this done, and he also planned to change this hatred action into a crazy attack calculation if players complained too much. up.Unexpectedly, not only did the players not complain, but they especially liked this hatred system, wishing that everyone would be abused by monsters once

Are you all M?Even if it is M, you go to find little brothers and sisters, why are you looking for a monster?You are too heavy mouthed!

Xiao Gou trembled.I thought I was a pervert, but this group of players are perverts, their tastes are really fucking heavy, tsk tsk.

Xiao Gou understood, and called a meeting of the game production team. This group of boring people really updated the action of the monster tormenting people.They also put monster abuse into the activity monster, so that players can experience more happiness.

For example, linkage with the fairy sword, mirror, flower edge or even the monsters of the prehistoric monsters can be done. Xiao Gou also had a bad taste, and brought over the superman's mortal enemy Doomsday that would appear in the future.This one cannot be killed, so we can only send it away and let it continue to harm Superman.

Players: Doomsday? !Superman? !Is this a new entry in the Gotham City series?Mom, look what I brushed!