The strongest game producer

Xiao Gou is going to release the monster abuser... Ah no, when the Monster Hunter announcement was made, the players were still immersed in the crushing defeat of human beings and couldn't help themselves.

In this game, they really explain what it means to be "human beings fall flat."For example, in a live broadcast room, the game anchor and several other anchor friends are connected in a ring with their hands on their buttocks. On a 90° cliff, they line up in an "S" for a while, and a "B" for a while.The videos of several game anchors are full of "hahahahaha", and the audience also "hahahahaha".What is customs clearance?What is the achievement?Spoof is the last word.

The game asks you to play decryption and escape, but you are there "hahaha", isn't it a complete failure?

The game section of the video network was flooded by these spoof videos, and overseas players praised the game one after another, saying that Xiao Gou is indeed the game designer who understands the psychology of overseas players best.

Xiao Gou was full of question marks, who knows best?How do you understand this game?Could it be that they understand their intention to die?A series with few foreigners?

Well, since you're all so happy, let's be even happier.The Monster Hunter trailer is online. In this trailer, there are monsters in "Shan Hai Jing", as well as common monsters in Western fantasy novels. Some monsters still look like giant animals and magical transformations in reality.

Players click on the video: What is this?Introduction to worldview?But why is the combination of Chinese and Western medicines effective?

They watch the video: what?Is it just hunting?Just playing monsters?What's the fun in this?

They watched the end of the film: Hong Gou?Pre-ordered the wallet, bought it, it smells so good.

In just a few minutes of video, the players' mental journey jumped three times. Finally, their brains, which had been deprived of oxygen from laughing recently, were too lazy to think. When they saw a game made by Xiao Gou himself, they bought it.

They don't even need to watch the video to clear the level and ponder the plot.Because Xiao Gou said that the hard-working plot of winning prizes will be left to other people, as long as he has no brains, it will be fine. (Xiao Gou: No, I never said that.)

However, Xiao Gou quickly issued an announcement, telling players that this game is not a game for all.Its operation difficulty is a bit high, which is higher than that of the previous games.If you are really handicapped, you may not even be able to beat the simplest boss.To this end, he first opened the trial for three days, and after three days, players will decide whether to buy it.

See it clearly, it's not the prologue or the novice tutorial trial play, but the first three days!If you are awesome enough, you can clear the level in three days!That's it for free games! (Xiao Gou: That's impossible.)

The players looked at this specially marked condition and were a little puzzled.Is it really that difficult?Let Xiao Gou release this condition?

Xiao Gou seemed to feel that scaring the players wasn't enough, so the preferential conditions were increased again: players who have paid can get a refund within one week!Full refund available!Of course, tokens need to be deducted.If you buy something with tokens, the tokens will be debited into a negative amount.

Players: Emmmm...is it really difficult?

Seeing that the players had calmed down, Xiao Gou continued: This game has almost no plot!No!It's just simple and boring fighting monsters!Daguai!A monster might play four or 10 minutes!Think about it!Of course, you can try it first, and you can get a refund!

Players: ...let's save your wallet first, then you can only trust Xiao Gou's words.Isn't it rare for him to say that the games he makes are plain old and not fun at all before they are released?It is said that game critics are poisonous, and his own "evaluation" before the release of his game is really poisonous.

Xiao Gou saw that the enthusiasm of the players had not been dispelled, so he had no choice but to say awkwardly: "Well, anyway, there is a trial game, and they can get a refund. They shouldn't have the mentality of being cheated."

Red Dog employees who played the beta version of the game were left scratching their heads.It's not that difficult, is it?No matter how handicapped you are, playing light crossbows means that it takes time to collect some ammunition. If you don’t have enough skills, don’t you think this game is so difficult?Why did Boss Xiao say that?

But Boss Xiao has always been very far-sighted, maybe he has his own considerations.

……

The second preview is the hunting process of the hunters.Huge monsters and tiny hunters, and... and a cat? !Meow meow meow? ?Why is there a cat in this game, and the cat is still helping the hunter to fight monsters?The majority of dog lovers expressed strong protest. When it comes to hunting, shouldn't hounds be brought along?

Xiao Gou responded that hunting with hounds can be done in reality, but you can’t bring cats to hunt, the cat’s obedience is so poor.Therefore, we can only have an addiction in the game to make the cat obey.

Protester: ...What the hell said is so reasonable, what should I do if I can't refute it at all?

As for cat lovers, you can only hahahaha.Just relying on this game to have a highly skilled cat, they also want to support it! (Xiao Gou: The other games mentioned are not like cats.)

Follow the old rules.A month after the release of the second trailer, Monster Hunter officially released.

Although there is a trial version, the trial version obviously did not affect the sales of the game.The sales volume of Monster Hunter is the average sales volume of the games produced by Xiao Gou. It has not lost the face of the games produced by Xiao Gou, nor has it set a new record.

Xiao Gou: "All in all, it's quite satisfactory."

Lao Hou looked down at the enamel cup in his hand, thinking that now that he was a middle-aged Buddhist, he couldn't throw the ceramic cup on Xiao Gou's forehead just because of Xiao Gou's bragging.

Xiao Gou's mediocrity, is it because the sales volume ranks at the forefront of the company's games?Anyway, even if his old Hou won the best flower in the mirror of the year, the highest sales in a single day can't compare with Xiao Gou's sales in the first half day of the game.Not to mention overseas sales, this is incomparable, not even domestic sales.

Xiao Gou said that the game is difficult to learn, and the handicapped entered by mistake, but the players didn't take it to heart at all.

After waiting for five hours, the feedback from the players on the Internet was the same.There are few people who say that the game is too difficult, but there are many people who say that this game without a plot is fun.Especially some girls who claim to be handicapped have said that this game is so fun, what is so difficult?

Xiao Gou rubbed his head.Really not difficult?

……

"It's very easy. I chose the most difficult sword to use. Although it can't cut the weak point and its power is a bit weak, it's easy to dodge. The most important thing is, it's very handsome!"

"The knife I use is also very handsome. Hahaha, it is obviously a prehistoric background, and even the tribe looks like a primitive tribal totem worship in the prehistoric world, but there is a Qinglong Yanyue knife hahaha."

"What's the Qinglong Saber? The heavy crossbow is really amazing. It's obviously a machine gun, right? Do you think you're not a machine gun if you change your appearance?"

"Actually, a light crossbow is also a gun. Although it looks different from a gun, its usage is almost the same. Aim and pull the trigger to fire. Although the heavy crossbow is powerful, it is too heavy and cannot run fast. It is suitable for multi-person encirclement and suppression. The light crossbow is free to solo A lot of fun."

"Well said, I choose bow and arrow, I am poor."

"Bows and arrows also need to calculate the time to draw the bow, although it won't take long. However, the light crossbow and heavy crossbow are indeed waste materials, and I don't carry much with me. I need to go back to the camp at any time. I feel that this is for the real hand. As long as Hide for a while, don't you think it's too late? What's the problem?"

"It's really difficult to fight a monster for half an hour. The little dog said it was difficult, probably referring to this. But it didn't feel boring at all, it was very exciting, and the time passed in a flash."

"I feel like I'm hunting. It takes less time to hunt, but it takes time to hunt the prey, and the scenery is so beautiful, I lose my way when I walk around, and even honey bugs can't save me."

"I've played action-adventure games before, and I really found it very difficult to get started, and I was in a hurry. But it's not like this when I play Xiao Gou's games, and I don't know why."

"Immortal Sword is actually a bit messy. Starting from an assassin, I feel that the difficulty has been reduced. Obviously starting from an assassin, the puppy's game skills are more complicated."

"Well, let me tell you why. Because although it was a holographic game before, the action still had to be 'clicked' with the mind. Although it is simpler than using a mouse or handle in traditional games, the head and hands will not be out of sync. It is still error-prone, and there is also a delay in skill activation. Gouzi’s game initially tried to use the voice mode that was not commonly used in other games because of the delay to activate skills. Players only need to memorize the skills and call out the key words to activate them without glancing at them. Skill icon. Starting from Assassin, Gouzi has added skills that can be activated directly with actions. For example, simple attacks such as lifting shields and slashing, do not need to call out the skill name, and do not need to wait for the cooldown. It is getting closer and closer to reality. Naturally, it's easier."

"That's right, Monster Hunter will be more skilled in using the system of using actions to launch skills. And in order to take care of the disabled, the light crossbow and the heavy crossbow only need to switch ammunition and then aim at the chug, and the evasive actions are only rolling and flying Fuck, it’s okay for the players to let their minds go blank.”

"The sword is indeed the most difficult, because it has the most tricks, and some skills require a series of actions to implement. But because the skills are very simple, the player can teach the system the body as long as they read the name of the ultimate move. From this point of view, it is still easy. .If it’s a keyboard and a handle, you have to test your hand speed.”

"All in all, the game is very fun, the difficulty is not high, and Xiao Gou is lying?"

"Xiao Gou: This difficulty is very challenging for the player group, the difficulty is very high, I'm a puppy to lie to you, woof woof."

"Hahahaha, Xiao Gou turned into a puppy again."

……

After Xiao Gou read the comments on the Internet, he sighed old-fashionedly.

Well, since it is a holographic game, the hardcore games he played before are not hardcore at all.

Why can't disabled players play this kind of hardcore game?Of course, it is because the brain and hands are not coordinated, whether it is pressing the keyboard or the handle button, it is a bit awkward.A player with a real handicap can shake himself and spit out even using the handle to run and adjust the camera.

But in holographic games, who can't walk?The so-called perspective adjustment, don't you look up and turn your head?

Why do female players rarely play such hardcore games?First, I don't like the scenes of fighting and killing; second, I still don't like it.It has nothing to do with gender differences if you have to say that the brain and hands are not coordinated.But many female players don't like to spend too much time on exercising their hand speed.They are more inclined to relax the mind games.

But holographic games are different. Is it the same as hunting by yourself?Although killing people might not like it, hunting is a kind of activity that will make people excited and get close to nature.Even women have a heart that wants to be strong.Through the screen, maybe they can't feel it, but the hologram is different.In reality, due to individual differences, their physical strength is mostly inferior to that of men.Not to mention that local tyrants can't afford to hunt now, even if they have the conditions to hunt, it's tiring and scary.What about holograms?Everyone's physical fitness has been adjusted to the same level, and female players will not lose to men in hunting.As for the gore, it can be adjusted.It's fine if there's no blood.

So women can experience the passion of hunting again, experience the refreshing feeling of having a powerful force value that is not available in reality, and will not be frightened by blood.What's more, they are accompanied by cute kittens, who will come to rescue them when they are about to die.

Because it is a holographic game, the cat car in Monster Hunter is naturally restored.When the players run out of health and rush to the street, several cats will immediately jump out from the bushes, soil, and grass. One cat entangles the monster, and the other cats carry the player onto the cart and push the player thousands of miles away. Return to the nearest camp.

It is really far away. Although it is a CG animation, when the cat first came out, the player saw how the cat led away the monster from the perspective of the soul, how to carry the player's "corpse" into the car, and then it was in the CG. The cat pushed the cart over the mountains.

After arriving at the camp, the player can return to his body, and there is a cat next to him handing you a contract, which says that half of the contract money for this mission will go to the rescued cat.Maomao also reminds you that if you die next time, all the contract money will be taken away.Moreover, he told you, you must not fail the mission, because in this way they will not get a penny, and they will do nothing.

"It makes me feel very guilty every time I fail the mission of the three cats. Maomao risked danger to save me, and I don't pay a single cent..."

"QAQ is right. I don't think this is very good. How about giving money after returning to the base? No matter whether the mission fails or not, the money will be given. At least make up for the money from the first two rescues."

"Hahahahaha, you will die of poverty like this, who dares to have unlimited cats."

"Emmm...Indeed, we don't even have the money to buy medicine and equipment."

"Am I the only one who always thinks that cat hair will fall in when I see cats cooking? Fortunately, the food is CG, otherwise I wouldn't dare to eat it."

"Hahahaha, did you see a cat almost fell into the soup while cooking?"

"I saw it too. I also saw that the head chef was very pretentious. He sprinkled some powder on the barbecue, did it become his dish?!"

"You've already sprinkled the powder. That's right. I haven't collected the ingredients yet. Now the head chef just put a little chef's hat on the chicken feet."

"This game is really funny. Have you noticed that those animals are too smart, and they are completely different from other animals in the game, so I always have a sense of déjà vu."

"The visual sense of Pokemon, right? I guess the small animals in this game use artificial intelligence. At present, the monsters are just according to the program, without artificial intelligence."

"I guess the little monsters we fight will also use artificial intelligence in the future. I just don't know when."

"According to Lao Wang's gossip, there will be battle monsters in the future. This looks very awesome, and artificial intelligence will probably be used."

"Actually, I think it's better to use artificial intelligence to skip classes, right?"

"That's what I said, but it's also possible that it is too cowardly to run around, and you spend all the mission time chasing it, resulting in mission failure."

"Paralysis, I think this is possible. Xiao Gou can really do it!"

"There should be a way to interrupt their escape. And the game must have a hatred mechanism. As long as the hatred is held, you will not be afraid of monsters running, unless there is an intermission. I hate the intermission!"

"I hate it too. When I was playing Charizard, I chased it across thousands of mountains and rivers. I wanted to beat a puppy when I climbed uphill."

"The big guys are all fighting fire dragons? I thought the fire dragon was Hua Guolong, but it turned out to be Western Dragon."

"I'm very scared now, what should I do if the fire dragon walks me to play with artificial intelligence_(:з"∠)_, it will fly amazingly! "

"The terrain of the forest is miserable, but everything else is fine."

"So the novice would like to ask, is it difficult? I saw someone say it is not difficult, but it seems that it is not easy to listen to the big guys talking about the game process?"

"It depends on your definition of difficulty. If you want to play without thinking, then this game must be difficult; if you say whether people with ordinary IQ can pass the level, then it must be possible. It is much easier than deciphering games. Deciphering the game is a brain test. This game only needs to be solved with force value. There are not so many fancy skills and items, and it can even be set to full voice or even full action. For example, when you drink medicine, put your hand on it. , call out the set shortcut voice, you can take out the potion, drink it yourself."

"There is also the action of drinking medicine? Isn't this very troublesome?"

"Have you been spoiled by the fast food game? Adding the action of drinking medicine is real. But if you play a set of mushrooms, the CD of drinking medicine will be omitted."

"Hahahaha, tell the newcomers about mushrooms, are you okay? Where did the newcomers get a set of mushrooms from?"

"Rookie, it's not easy. One cloud-piercing arrow, and three human monsters come to meet each other. The boss will take you to fly, you just need to nest next to other cats, and call 666 when you have time."

"...Why is it a shemale?"

"Of course it's because this game can pinch the face, you can pinch a super good-looking girl. And in the hunting process of the game, sometimes the ghost perspective can observe more carefully. Do you want to look at the back of a gay guy? I choose the girl .”

"In addition to the shemale, you can also call a demon. Many girls like to make a handsome guy for themselves to play with. It's a game to develop."

"In addition to shemale and monster, of course you can also call normal people, and the most abnormal people. I called a group of bearded muscular girls last time. I think Gouzi ignores gender characteristics when pinching the face for the game. It's definitely intentional to have a female body on top of a male head!"

"The person I called last time turned himself into a Pikachu face—yellow skin and red face. I almost couldn't help giving him a cat. After playing the game, I hugged my Pikachu and kissed Pikachu several times. Senseless."

"You met it too? Is that person's ID the cutest Pi Bao?"

"That's right, it's this mentally handicapped person!"

……

Like Xiao Gou's other games, Monster Hunter became popular without any suspense.This time, there is no game media to criticize Xiao Gou for creating a game with no healing and no reflection.In the past, the assassin was still a personal biography, and there was still a main storyline. This game is completely hunting, hunting, hunting, and then making warm clothes to travel around the world of hunters.plot?Does hunting for survival count?

Players happily let their minds go into this world, feeling that the villain they made is really their own incarnation.They came into the world as a skilled old hunter doing the hardest job for the Horde.As the difficulty of the task increases, the attitude of the people around you towards the player becomes more and more respectful.Red Dog makes the character models in the game very realistic, and players can clearly see the respect and admiration in those people's eyes.

Players wander around the base with their heads held high, feeling like they really are heroes.

This sense of substitution was first given to them during the spiritual battle.In order to allow players to assume the identity of the spiritual weapon master to the maximum extent, Red Dog has made various settings to blur the information of the spiritual weapon master as much as possible, so that the spiritual weapon master can become a person with "no past".When players play the game, they feel as if they are "summoned" into this world, and then cultivate their relationship with a group of spirits from scratch.This sense of substitution makes many players who are tired of ranking fights still log in to the world of Spirit Warfare on time every day, and chat with the spirits in the Spirit Villa, as if this is their other home.For lonely people, the many spirits in this world have become their family members.

Now Monster Hunter is also trying its best to blur the past of the characters controlled by the players, even the faces and lives are determined by the players themselves.This hunter also rose slowly from a weak start, and finally became a warrior guarding the entire tribe.He/she can bring prey that others can't even imagine, and is pinned on by all the tribe's hopes and expectations.

Players walk in this tribe, as if they have really become the protective gods of this group of tribes.Their hunting is to explore the surrounding world, in order to make the tribe survive better.This heavy sense of honor makes the players feel happy, and they are full of strength even when hunting.

When they are skilled, they are not satisfied with clearing the level with one weapon, and start to collect other weapons; when they are proficient in all weapons, they start to fight monsters and start the racing mode... All in all, monster hunters, they are indeed a group of very good hunters .

Seeing that they had hunted enough monsters, Xiao Gou happily started the version update.

The appearance of ancient species and battle-experienced monsters doubles everyone's happiness!