About my marriage to a slime

Bonobos, formerly known as pygmy chimpanzees, but in stark contrast to chimpanzees' frequent, sometimes fatal, attacks on fellow chimpanzees, disputes are largely absent in bonobo groups.

When tension or stress builds up between bonobos, it is resolved through intense sexual contact.

——The Bonobo Handbook

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"It's so pitiful..."

"Yeah, I heard you've only been married for a month..."

"It is said that Mrs. Mikami is an orphan. Once Mr. Mikami leaves, what will Mrs. Mikami do..."

……

Whispering sounds from all directions are like the rustling of arthropods moving through the grass, as hollow and distorted as the last scene deep in memory, deformed moths, because of shrinking wings and over-expanded bodies, can only move in Crawling forward on the ground, the walking bug with long legs on one side, like riding a bamboo horse, fell to the ground and turned around in a big circle. The centipede with its head and tail fused together was like a necklace, with countless legs wriggling in a meaningless way. Spin in place.

rustling, rustling.

The world was distorted inch by inch before her eyes, the flowers and plants were withered, the land collapsed, and the boy wearing the mask of a scorpion stretched out his hand to her in grief...

"Ashi, haven't you thought about going back to the time you were born in?" asked the man named Mikami Satoru.

"Go back... I haven't thought about it." Kienuma shook his head, looked at the swaying ginkgo tree outside the window, and said, "I like this place. Before I came to this era and met Uncle Mikami, I couldn't imagine the original human beings. In fact, the living place does not need to be circled with shimenawa, it turns out that human beings can go anywhere freely, and it turns out that technology can replace mana... Uncle Mikami was born in this era, so he must have lived a very happy life."

"Ha...haha, it's okay..." Mikami Satoru scratched the back of his head and laughed, his smile was silly, but there was something in his eyes that Qingma couldn't understand. He looked at her and said, " If Ah Shi doesn't go back, it doesn't matter if he stays here forever."

"Eh? Is it possible?" Kiyonuma was surprised, "Wouldn't it be too much trouble for Uncle Mikami?"

"No trouble, no trouble, I've lived here for so long anyway... No, no, what I mean is, I'm really worried about letting you leave as a lonely girl. If I encounter danger, I won't be able to sleep at night. " Mikami Satoru said in a teasing tone, but the danger he assumed frightened Kienuma Toki.

"Dangerous... yes, humans in this era can kill people, it's really scary." Qing Nushi trembled while crossing his arms.

In the society of love thousands of years later, human beings cannot kill. Once they kill, the shameful death mechanism imprinted in the genes will kill the killer.

In the education system, there has always been only unity and love among human beings, mutual help and mutual assistance, and even competition should not exist. Like a beast that has been bred to grind its claws, human aggression is minimized. The concept of killing in human society was completely erased.

"Don't be afraid, Ah Shi, killing people is rare." The little girl was so terrified of killing people, Mikami Satoru quickly comforted her, saying, "Don't worry, Ah Shi, we just need to be a Good guy, no one wants to hurt us if we don't do bad things."

"yes……"

"Of course, I promise!"

……

Although humans can kill, but if they are good people, they will not be hurt...

Mikami Satoru is a good person, and he doesn't do bad things, so...so...

……

The fingertips slid across the cheeks, tapped the upper lip, and lingered to draw the shape of the lips, like a man's green kiss on a wedding night, when he closed his eyes in the wetland, an unnatural blush appeared on his pale cheeks.

So... Uncle Mikami won't be killed either, right?

Panting low while clearing the marsh, staring at the ceiling with hazy eyes

On the third day after Mikami Satoru passed away, and on the third day when Kiyonuma Toki tried to suppress the spirit of Houkai, she began to assume the possibility of Mikami Satoru's survival.

[The chance of Sankami Satoru being vendetta is 0.1%. 】

A female voice resembling the sound of nature sounded in her mind, and Qingnuma stopped her movements, as if a fixed button had been pressed, and a relieved smile slowly appeared on her face.

"Let me just say, Uncle Sankami will definitely not be killed."

"He's just on a business trip, and he'll be back in a few days."

【…】

The female voice in her mind fell silent, and she didn't care when she cleared the marsh, her green eyes suddenly brightened again, she didn't want to waste time on the bed anymore, she hummed happily and got up from the bed, flushed red The face made her pale face a little more angry.

"That's right, Uncle Mikami said he would leave home for a few days, and he asked me to eat well at home alone."

"There seems to be nothing to eat in the refrigerator. I have to go out and buy some ingredients."

"Oh, it's already three o'clock in the afternoon, I have to go buy it quickly!"

Kiyonuma jumped out of bed in a hurry, picked up the gray-blue knitted dress that was thrown on the ground, unzipped the zipper, and lifted the hem of the skirt to his thighs. Kiyonuma lifted his collar and put his hands into the sleeves. The doorbell was suddenly caught. When the button sounded, Qingnuma was slightly taken aback, as if realizing something, her brows brimming with joy, she quickly put on her clothes, and ran to the entrance in a hurry without caring about tidying up.

"Uncle Mikami!" Kiyonuma happily opened the door, and a large swath of sunlight rushed towards her face. Kiyonuma narrowed her eyes subconsciously. When she opened it, the joy on her face froze slightly, and then was replaced by doubt.

"Excuse me... are you..."

There were two people standing at the door. The two figures standing against the light were very slender. Their faces were hidden in the shadow because they were standing against the light. They couldn't see clearly when they cleared the marsh, but she immediately confirmed one thing.

She doesn't know them.

"Oh, what a lovely lady."

When the hand was held up, the handsome young man stared at Qingnuma with an intoxicated tone: "It is as beautiful as a cherry blossom in full bloom. Before it withers, please die with me..."

Bang!

The handsome young man who seemed to be underestimating her was punched away, and the blond young man with pigtails raised his glasses on the bridge of his nose and nodded apologetically as he rushed to Qingnuma: "Sorry, I disturbed you and disturbed you, I hope you don't mind. "

The young man who was beaten flew up in a parabola, and hit the ground face down. The sand-colored coat was lifted and covered his unkempt black hair. When clearing the marsh, the young man's face could not be seen, only he was tilted up due to kneeling His ass twitched, probably...his face hurts a bit...

Inexplicably ran to the door of her house, inexplicably staged a violent scene in front of her house, Shimizu nervously put on the doorknob, shrank behind the door and said softly: "Um... If there is nothing wrong, I..."

Kiyonuma said that he was about to close the door. Seeing this, the blond young man quickly pressed the door, took out his ID from his coat pocket, and said, "Wait, miss, we are from the Armed Detective Agency. We have important matters to ask." You cooperate with the investigation."

"...Armed Detective Agency?"

"Yes, please rest assured that we are members of a legal organization and not bad people. You see, this is the business license of our firm." The suspicion on the girl's face did not dispel at all, and Kunikida Doppo patiently explained, "We recently Received the entrustment, the residential area behind the shopping street has had frequent supernatural events recently, I wonder if there are any strange phenomena in your house, Miss?"

"Strange phenomenon?" Qingnuma raised his eyes to look at the young man, shook his head blankly, and said, "No, my family is the same as usual, and nothing particularly strange happened."

"This is strange." The young man who was beaten to the ground and kneeling on his face jumped up from the ground, and leaned towards Qingnuma, rubbed his chin, and said with a smile, "Except for your family, Miss, everyone in the vicinity Recently, there have been supernatural events every day, such as the pots and chopsticks in the kitchen suddenly flying up, the table flying up to the ceiling while eating, and the windows will be opened and closed suddenly at night, but no one can be seen outside the window, Also, when you turn on the faucet when you go to the bathroom at night, the water that comes out will spray you in the face, it's really scary, isn't it?"

The young man danced and danced, describing the supernatural event that disturbed the people recently in a fancy tone, and Qingnuma's dazed expression gradually became embarrassing.

"This...it's true..." Kiyonuma tightened her grip on the doorknob slightly, the unnatural blush on her face became redder, as if she was ashamed, she lowered her head and said slowly , "They must be very troublesome, but... nothing happened in my family that troubled me, so... you two, please go back."

The young girl hesitated but anxiously issued the eviction order. Her clothes were a little messy, her hair was messed up, her face was flushed, and her green eyes were full of helplessness. The young man who had held her hand and called out to die for love the first time they met Looking at her now, he suddenly restrained his sloppy attitude, and smiled at her politely: "Since Miss has something to do, let's not bother you for now."

"Hey, Dazai, we still..."

"Okay, okay, Kunikida-kun, if you keep pestering the lovely lady, you will be harassed." The young man named Dazai abducted the blond young man named Kunikida and walked out, talking angrily as he walked. people's words.

The young man named Kunikida was really furious, and roared angrily, "Bastard Dazai, what are you talking about?!"

The two young men left noisily, and when she cleared the marsh, she looked at the backs of the two in a daze. When the two walked away, she immediately closed the door as if awakened from a start, and hurriedly ran into the room.

"Xiaobai, search quickly, the scope of my magic power leaked recently."

[With Mikami House as the center, the radius is 100 meters. 】

"Such a large area, why didn't you tell me earlier?" Qingnuma frowned dissatisfied.

【…】

[...Little white injustice. 】

After a few seconds of silence, the artificial intelligence Simiaobai chose a pertinent way to respond.

When clearing the marsh: "..."

When clearing the marsh: "You are not allowed to act like a baby."

【66小时48分36秒前已对清沼时进行第一次提示，52小时29分41秒前对清沼时进行第二次提示，31小时52分11秒前对清沼时进行第三次提示……】

The soft female voice narrated her grievances, and when she cleared the marshes, she felt a headache and stopped repeatedly: "Okay, okay, I wronged you, now tell me the solution."

【Look for a partner who can have sexual activities and relieve mental stress. 】

Qingnuma: "Uncle Mikami is not here, I can't find a partner for the time being, let's get another one."

[There is a woman who has matured physically and mentally in the Tsujimura family next door. 】

"Do you know that your tone of voice is very similar to that of Mrs. Nohara across the street... and you have to let me cheat?" Kiyonuma's eyelids twitched, "I'm already married, and cheating after marriage is not ethical in this era. If Uncle Mikami knows that I have a physical relationship with Sister Shenyue, he will be sad."

[Same-sex non-invasive physical contact can be forgiven by marriage partners in contemporary society. 】

Tilting his head when clearing the marsh: "For example?"

[Same-sex holding hands and hugging do not violate ethics. 】

"Really?" Kiyonuma folded his hands on his chest, carefully pondering the feasibility, "Do I have to be comforted by others to relieve my mental stress?"

[According to genetic testing, sexual activity is the best way to relieve stress. 】

"Really? Speaking of which..." Qingnuma's mind froze for a moment, and he said, "What is my source of stress?"

【…】

The artificial intelligence imitation Bai fell into silence.

"What the hell is it? Why can't I remember it all of a sudden?" Qingnuma folded his hands on his chest and thought about it seriously, but no matter how much he thought about it, he couldn't remember what happened, which would cause her spell power to leak in a large area.

[Reminder: The leakage of mana power has been brought under control, and there is no need to look for comfort objects when clearing the marsh. 】

"Well, that's great."

Shiminuma breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly remembered that she had planned to buy ingredients for dinner, so she hurriedly put the wallet on the desk and went out.

I didn't notice that there were ugly grimaces on the desk and the wooden pillars at the foot of the bed. A spider fell from the ceiling. The body of this spider was abnormally inflated, but its mouthparts shrank. Together, it forms a large circle. It tries to crawl with its limbs, but the crawling action is futile due to the bonding of the legs on both sides. It cannot eat or crawl. This deformed spider can only wait for the end of its life sadly. .

【User No. 1078 has no karmic demonization during the Qingmao period. Through self-psychological suggestion and mantra intervention to change memory, the personality index has been stabilized, the database has been updated, and the latest treatment and intervention plan for Hashimoto-Abebam syndrome has been added... Compare twice Intervention treatment effect... The data is insufficient to compare, and it is recommended to continue to observe the mental state of Qingmao at this stage. 】

——Self-propelled Documentation Self-discipline Evolution Edition SE986X Notes

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The author has something to say:

I don’t know if my darlings have watched "From the New World". This episode is relatively cold. This article summarizes this episode. The hostess is set to come from here.

In order to clear up the confusion for those who don’t know the new world, I’ll briefly summarize it here. It doesn’t involve the plot, and it doesn’t matter if you don’t need to watch that episode.

①The female subject is combined with bonobo genes, so when she is nervous or under high pressure, she will go into heat and relieve stress through sex.

② Mantra is super power. The heroine comes from thousands of years later. According to the setting, after thousands of years of human evolution, superpowers have reached a height beyond nuclear weapons, so the heroine is very powerful. It is equivalent to a walking nuclear weapon. The leak of mantra is equivalent to nuclear radiation.

③Thousands of years later, the social atmosphere is relatively... Well, it can be said that it is open to a bottomless level, so some behaviors of the heroine may be more out of morals.

④ Finally, the heroine of this chapter modified her memory.

that's all.

In addition, the new type of pneumonia is raging, everyone stays at home during the Chinese New Year, remember to wear a mask when going out to crowded places, and pay attention to safety!