About my marriage to a slime

In today's society, more than 99.9999% of humans are ordinary humans without superpowers.

Therefore, if we want to classify Qingmao time, it probably belongs to the remaining extremely rare 0.0001%.

No, Kiyonuma Toki might be even rarer than this 0.0001%.

Kiyonuma comes from 1000 years later, and a contemporary society dominated by ordinary people is probably unimaginable. After 1000 years, people with superpowers accounted for 100% of the total number of people in society.

In other words, after 1000 years, it will be the era of superpowers for all people.

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"Ashi, I'm going to work, remember to have breakfast later."

The man whispered gentle instructions in his ear, and when he cleared the marsh, he replied with a dull nasal voice.

"Um……"

"Breakfast is on the table. If it's cold, turn it in the microwave."

The man whispered in her ear again, shrank back under the quilt while clearing the marsh, and let it be known with a hum.

The girl's eviction order was too obvious, but the man couldn't see it, and kept nagging in her ear.

"When using a microwave oven, remember to turn the switch with your hands, don't use magic power, and learn to do it yourself occasionally."

"..."

"Ah Shi, Ah Shi, did you hear...uh..."

Bang!

The pillow that originally belonged to the man on the bed suddenly flew up, flew past the man, and slammed into the wall. Cracks like spider webs were knocked out of the white wall. The girl on the bed rubbed her eyes and sat up, pouting and complaining unhappily : "Uncle Mikami, are you deliberately not letting me sleep?"

"Absolutely...absolutely not!"

The destructive power of the little girl's waking up was astonishing. Mikami Satoru stared stiffly at the cracked wall, turned his head quickly, and shook his head like a rattle while expressing his sincerity: "How dare I disturb Ah Shi's sleep."

Mikami Satoru giggled as if pretending to be stupid after speaking, his appearance was particularly dog-legged.

"But you have been quarreling with me this morning." Qingnuma was unmoved, she rubbed her sore waist, grunted softly, and complained, "Uncle Mikami is really too much, he kept pestering me last night It's so late, I'm not allowed to sleep in today, it's all your fault, I'm so tired now..."

As Qingmao said, he fell back and rolled back into the bed lazily, his complaints were soft, like a harmless rabbit.

The man who made her tired had a little smile in his eyes, and stroked her forehead with his palm to let her lie down and rest, but he didn't show any guilt on his face, but he was a little complacent, which annoyed Qingmao when she patted Opening the man's hand on her forehead, she turned her back and snorted heavily to express her dissatisfaction.

[Note: Mikami Satoru's physical strength was at the average level of contemporary middle-aged men, while Kiyonuma's physical strength was below the average level of contemporary young women, and at Kiyonuma he was 20 years younger than Mikami Satoru. 】

[Analysis: The main causes of fatigue: 1. Lack of sleep due to staying up late, 2. Too much reliance on spell power and lack of exercise when clearing the marsh, 3. Lack of exercise when clearing the marsh, 4. Lack of exercise when clearing the marsh, repeat, the main reason : Lack of exercise while clearing the marshes. 】

A soft female voice calmly analyzed the dissatisfied Kiyonuma, reminding her not to be too hypocritical.

Pretentious Kiyonuma: "..."

...Almost forgot that there was a huge light bulb beside him.

He's also a nasty bastard who specializes in tearing her down.

Kiyonuma lifted the quilt expressionlessly and got up. When he stood up, his body swayed because his legs were weak. The man standing by the bed quickly reached out to help him: "Ashi, don't you want to sleep for a while?"

The man was ignorant of the female voice that sounded earlier, he looked at her with concern, saw that her expression was sluggish, there were big dark circles under her eyes, her little face was pale and pale, the man finally felt guilty for what he had done: "Sorry, Ah Shi, yesterday I...yesterday I was so happy that I couldn't hold back for a while..."

The man couldn't express his words, as if recalling the details of last night's indulgence, his face blushed slightly, and he was a little annoyed that he was too complacent and didn't take care of the little girl's mood before.

"Anyway... Anyway, yesterday was my fault..."

The girl's face was stinking under his pale explanation. Seeing his menacing eyes, Mikami Satoru suddenly panicked. While frustrating his eloquence and losing the chain at a critical moment, he lowered his head dejectedly, like a The child who did something wrong secretly glanced at the girl he annoyed from time to time.

He is obviously a 37-year-old middle-aged man, but in the end he still looks like a teenager who has had a girlfriend for the first time. The girl he likes is at a loss when he gets angry, and he doesn't know how to coax him with sweet words.

She couldn't help laughing while clearing the marsh, she took the man's face and touched it lightly on his lips. , the corners of his eyes were bent, and he grinned foolishly, but at the last moment, for the sake of his image of a tall man, he forced a light cough calmly, and pretended to choke out a sentence: "Ah Shi, you can't do it in the morning. Tease men, otherwise...or something terrible will happen."

At the end, the man made a bluffing face, trying to frighten the bold girl.

"is it?"

It's a pity that Qingnuma was not frightened. She tilted her head blankly and said, "The terrible thing...does it mean that Uncle Mikami will do that kind of thing to me again like last night?"

The girl's expression is innocent and ignorant, the coral fleece pink rabbit pajamas are roughly buttoned two times, the neckline is slightly open, revealing mottled and ambiguous marks, last night...last night he...the girl's neck is slightly raised as beautiful as a swan When he woke up, the weeping moan and tear-filled eyes suddenly came to mind, Mikami swallowed, staggered the girl's ignorant gaze, stretched out his hand to close the girl's skirt, and casually told her that it was cold , At home, you have to button up your pajamas, and while buttoning the loose buttons for her, the girl listened to his nagging, and said innocently: "I just woke up... If you sleep on the bed, even if you don't wear pajamas properly It's okay, isn't Uncle Mikami here?"

The girl poked his arm, reminding him who was the one who yelled to keep her warm every night, and then hugged her all night without letting go.

"That being said..." Mikami Satoru coughed lightly. After he buttoned the loose buttons on the girl's pajamas, he suddenly didn't know where to put his hands. Thought, he hugged her to sleep at night, just simply... wanted to hug her.

It is only natural for a husband and wife to embrace each other intimately and fall asleep, right?

But the little girl in front of him, his wife doesn't seem to think so...

"Besides..." the girl opened her mouth amidst his hesitation, showing a bit of annoyance in her expression, "My pajamas are not neatly dressed every day, isn't it because Uncle Sankami always takes off my clothes? "

"..."

...I can't think at all!

Mikami Satoru's eyes languished for a moment, and the memory of last night came back to his mind. The girl's clothes gradually fell off, and the soft and graceful body bloomed in front of his eyes like a flower. Hand complained: "Uncle Mikami was not gentle at all yesterday, I told you not to come in from behind, Uncle Sankami didn't listen to me."

Ah... that pose, his Ah Shi was so charming at that time, he couldn't help it...

"Sure enough, once men come into contact with sex, they don't listen to... eh?"

The girl was complaining softly, and Mikami Satoru's hand had reached her shoulder involuntarily. His breathing was slightly rapid, and he lowered his head to get closer to the girl. Before he touched the girl, his gaze hit the girl like a green bamboo. The clear eyes, those beautiful eyes were full of surprise, as if he was saying that he didn't scare her just now, but really wanted to do terrible things to her early in the morning.

Mikami paused, and clearly saw his obsessed face in the girl's pupils, but the girl's eyes were still clear, Mikami suddenly woke up, and the next moment, he withdrew his hand as if it was hot, and covered his face in shame , stammeringly dropped a sentence, Ah Shi, you change your clothes first, then ran out the door and fled.

"Uncle Mikami, this is... what's wrong?"

"shy?"

Kiyonuma tilted her head and looked at the man who fled in embarrassment. Based on experience, she finally classified his reaction as shyness. She couldn't help giggling, thinking that her husband was so cute. So ignorant and shy about intimate communication.

This is very different from the era in which Kiyonuma lived.

In the society of love thousands of years later, frequent physical contact is allowed and encouraged. Shaking hands, hugging, and kissing on the cheek are the most basic touches. When they enter primary school, they will be encouraged to engage in sexual contact. , this long period of encouragement lasts from early childhood to adolescence, and there are no taboos about touching objects, including boys and girls, boys and boys, girls and girls, adults and adults, children and children, adults and children, people and people. Intimate communication between people is encouraged and promoted by the whole society, and it is considered to be an expression of goodwill.

Only pregnancy is a special case. In society thousands of years later, women's reproductive rights are under control. If you want to conceive an heir, you must obtain the permission of the ethics committee under certain conditions.

But now, Kiyonuma is in the era of freedom thousands of years ago, women themselves have the right to reproduce, and there is no ethics committee in this era.

So Toki Kiyonuma made a big decision last night with her husband, Satoru Mikami, who was newly married for a month. They are going to conceive a child.

The proposal of wanting a child was put forward by her husband Satoru Mikami. This man, who has been single for 37 years, was still a little nervous and nervous when he proposed to have a child. After getting Kiyonuma's consent, he was overjoyed , carried her around several times with forgetfulness, and changed from her usual restraint and gentleness at night, and went on a rampage with excitement all night yesterday.

It seems that the soaring dopamine in the husband's brain has not yet returned to normal levels. His mood is abnormally high. Before going out this morning, he has been wandering and nagging beside her bed, disturbing her sleep.

When Kiyonuma changed his clothes and went downstairs, Satoru Mikami hadn't left yet. He reheated her breakfast, yellow fried eggs, deliciously fried bacon and toast, and the milk in the glass was steaming thinly. fog.

Mikami Satoru is a gentle and considerate man who always takes care of Kiyonuma Toki as a child. Although there is a big age difference between them, before they established a relationship, Kiyonuma Toki was indeed always treated as a little girl. Under the care of each other.

As for the process of getting acquainted by Kiyonuma Toki and Mikami Satoru, I can explain it with what Mikami Satoru has learned all his life, that is, the little angel who fell from the sky, the little princess who fell from the sky, the magical girl who fell from the sky, etc. can be explained.

Why is the emphasis on falling from the sky, because... because Kiyonuma fell from the ceiling in Mikami Goku's room.

It can’t be called the ceiling either. The situation at that time was like this. When Satoru woke up in the morning, he was horrified to find a large whirlpool appeared on the ceiling of his room, and then a beautiful girl emerged from the center of the whirlpool. In order to experience the greatest scare in his life, surpassing the nightmare of fecal incontinence in the primary school classroom, he non-stop browsed all the comics of the series of beautiful girls from heaven in his family's collection, in order to speculate on Kiyonuma Toki's identity.

And his future situation, is he going to sign a contract with the girl to save the declining country, or is he going to attack that so-and-so or go to another world as a brave man to embark on the journey to defeat the devil?

There is also the identity of the girl, whether it is a magical girl, a robot man, or a princess in trouble in a certain country, or...

Before Kiyonuma woke up, Mikami Satoru listed countless possibilities and did enough psychological construction. After listening to Kiyonuma's experience, even though his heart was shocked to the limit and wanted to complain, he still showed no fluctuations on the surface, and He took her in very responsibly, including food and housing, and never mentioned the rent.

Five years later, they got married.

There is no contract, no twists and turns, the reality is not a cartoon after all, the two live an ordinary life, and gradually develop feelings for each other after getting along for a long time.

Heartbeat, confession, love, marriage, everything is logical.

Because the process was so smooth, Mikami Satoru was still uneasy for a while. The little girl obviously has the setting of a heroine, and logically speaking, there should be a special development. However, five years have passed so ordinary, and I always feel a little uneasy.

But it's even more strange that the hero is an older, middle-aged man like him...

Since he is not the male lead, will someday a brat who fits the male lead's setting pop up to snatch his little girl?

Facing the restless and depressed Satoru Mikami, he gnawed on a sandwich and rolled his eyes in Qingnuma, ignoring the cranky old man.

It's just that neither of the two of them thought at that time that someone's casual word of uneasiness would become a prophecy.

"Ah Shi, tonight a junior has something to invite me to dinner, I will try to come back as soon as possible."

"It's okay, you don't have to go home so early, it's rare that someone asks you out, so you can have fun."

Saying goodbye to her husband at the porch, the newlywed husband was extremely clingy, and when she cleared the marsh, she had to be ruthless and push him away.

"Ashi, I will miss you." The man who was pushed away rolled back like a big dog. The older man pretended to be pitiful, but he was also handy. what about her

"Really... I know." Kiyonuma couldn't help laughing, wrapped his arms around the man's neck in surrender, stood on tiptoe and kissed his cheek, frowned and said with a smile, "Go home early tonight, Mr. Mikami, Mrs. Mikami is waiting for you at home."

The girl's kiss was sweet and soft, and her mischievous acting like a baby was so delicate and cute, Mikami Satoru was finally satisfied, screaming sweetly in his heart that his daughter-in-law is so cute, and he went to work with a serious face .

Watching people go away, she yawned when she cleared the marsh, turned around and went back to the room to catch up on sleep, but the moment she took a step, her legs gave way and she almost fell down.

When clearing the marsh, he quickly supported the wall and stood firm, feeling a little uneasy suddenly in his heart.

[Reminder: The heart rate rises to 120 beats per minute, and when clearing the marsh, keep your emotions stable. 】

The worried artificial intelligence Mishiro was nagging in her ear again. Although it was harsh and annoying, it was her friend who had followed her for thousands of years and knew her physical condition best. Toki Kiyosuma scratched her hair and said: "knew."

Maintaining emotional stability is like a magic spell, making Kiyonuma immediately throw away his uneasy emotions, and slowly return to the room to catch up on sleep.

The superpower called in the prehistoric civilization era has an official scientific name after thousands of years: mantra. People with mantra sometimes have premonitions similar to premonition. Although there is no clear data proof, the inference of prescience has been passed down since ancient times. It has never been Being overthrown and vetoed, most capable users will still pay attention to the sudden premonition, but Kiyonuma, who has lived in the era dominated by ordinary people for a long time, did not pay attention to this short-lived premonition.

So much so that she has been unable to let go of her negligence today.

Twilight Quadruple.

Because her husband told her in advance that she had an appointment in the evening, at dinner time, Kiyosuma consciously took the ingredients in the refrigerator to prepare dinner, and the radishes and tomatoes attached to the telekinetics jumped in the air and ran towards the vegetable washing basket floating above the cooking table , When the radishes and tomatoes jumped into the basket, Kiyonuma received a call from her husband. She turned the faucet to wash the vegetables with her magic power while answering the phone. Ten seconds passed, and there was traffic on the phone. There was a whistle, a noisy low shout, and a dull gasp. The owner of the mobile phone did not speak.

"Uncle Mikami? Did something happen?"

Kiyonuma felt uneasy, and asked again, this time the call was hung up immediately, Kiyonuma frowned, and immediately called back, the beeping ringing was endlessly elongated by the ear, I don't know how long it took, the call was answered rise.

"Excuse me... are you the wife of Senior Mikami?"

The voice coming from the mobile phone did not belong to her husband, and the uneasiness in Qingnuma's heart became more intense.

"...I am, are you?"

"I'm Tamura, and I'm Mikami-senpai's colleague... Mikami-senpai has something to tell you..." The voice of the young man on the opposite side was hoarse and choked with sobs, Kiyonuma's heart sank, and the hand holding the phone couldn't help but clenched tightly. Then, she heard the other party say, "Sorry, Ah Shi... I may not be able to go home tonight, you have to eat dinner well, go to bed early at night when you are full, what am I talking about... Ah Shi... Ah Shi... ...I'm sorry...help me sink the computer in the room into the water tank...these are the last words left to you by Mikami-senpai..."

clang-

The floating vegetable basket in the sink fell suddenly, the tomatoes rolled on the bottom of the sink, and the water from the faucet rushed straight down.

Qingnuma stood there in a daze, her mind went blank for a moment, her lips trembled uncontrollably, and it took her a while to speak: "...What do you mean?"

Last words... What do you mean?

How could she not understand?

"Senior Mikami had an accident, and now it's...please...please give me condolences, Mrs. Mikami..."

The voice on the other side was low and sad, and there was no sense of joking at all. When Qingnuma opened his mouth slightly, the blood on his face faded, his fingers were cold and numb, the hand holding the phone couldn't help shaking, and the phone slipped from the palm of his hand.

"Mrs. Mikami? Mrs. Mikami?!"

Anxious shouts came from the mobile phone that fell on the ground, and at the same time, a hasty warning sounded in his ears.

【Notice!Notice! When user No. 1078 cleared the marsh, the mantra leaked, and immediately went to find someone to comfort and relieve tension! 】

The pots and pans in the kitchen floated into the air, the water flow in the faucet suddenly increased, and the sharp kitchen knife spun into the wall, and quickly liquefied into a puddle of molten iron, dripping down.

Qingmao raised his head, and said each word with a pause: "What are you talking about, Suo Bai?"

【…】

[... When clearing the marsh, the power of the spell leaked, please comfort yourself on the spot to relieve your tension. 】

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This is the product of resentment that I have been looking for Meng Wang's article for a long time, but I can't find it. I can only continue to cut my own thighs and write it myself, hey.

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