[Comprehensive] Yes, this is a university

Since Zhang Yun refused to go downstairs to eat lunch, I had to really order her a chicken, drove away countless teenagers who came to make trouble through the crack of the door, and posted on the door sign seriously [non-B & Z combination are not allowed to enter ] words.

Looking back, I saw the short-haired girl lying on the bed with her legs up, her left hand wearing a disposable plastic bag and ferociously tearing up the chicken wings, and her right hand holding a large glass of iced Coke, her face full of enjoyment and serenity.

"Zhang Yunmu, let's talk frankly and have a conversation between adults." I held her shoulder seriously, and tried to round my eyes to make myself look convincing.

And the girl with the chicken bone in her mouth was full of greasy food, and she only paid attention to solving the separation between the meat and the bone, and ignored me at all.The corners of my eyes twitched indistinctly, I coughed twice, and spoke again: "Can you tell me, who are you hiding from?"

She doesn't speak.

"Hmm...won't you go out this afternoon?"

The girl finally reacted, her big round eyes changed focus, and finally landed on me.Countless glimmers of light flickered in the dull eyes, and these light spots gathered one by one and then fixed somewhere in the void, changing chapters and chapters to form the protagonist of the story.

can't read.

Forgive my clumsiness, such feelings are too complicated to imagine or understand.The normally lively girl put down her coke, put her chin on her face and gave a forced smile: "Baili...what kind of thing is love?"

Don't ask me.

"If I followed you to C University, wouldn't such a thing happen?"

——It would have been fine if I hadn’t given birth to this child.

My pupils shrank suddenly, and I subconsciously held my breath.Love is something like deceiving each other but somehow not being hurt, or it is clearly not knowing each other at all, wrongly seeing each other, but seeing each other as unique.It's like parents who started a family without authorization, thought they had the qualifications to educate people, and combined indiscriminately, and finally broke up without hesitation.

"...Since it has already happened, don't regret it." I let out a long breath, "Maybe this kind of feeling is just an illusion caused by the strong secretion of adrenaline, that guy named Tezuka Kunimitsu... what do you like about him? "

"I don't know, I can't find a reason but I think it's fine, Baili, am I hopeless?"

Sigh, making me a love mentor is really the wrong choice. Maybe girls in adolescence are confused about this, and suddenly they become sentimental and sentimental, and they are fascinated by a certain person.

"Then... does Baili like someone now?"

"Yes, I have."

"Eh?!!!"

"A lot."

"...You sentimental monster! Let me do justice for the sky!"

"It's just rankings and levels. To me, liking someone has the same meaning as who liking me."

Zhang Yun raised his eyes and looked at his friend. This black-haired girl who had worked so hard to come from another city was nonchalantly counting her worst shortcomings.The coldness that has been revealed from time to time since we met is completely in front of me now, and she admits that she does not understand the fact of "love".

"So, don't you like...?"

"Ah, you are right to ask this question, I hate ginger the most! This product has no backbone at all! It looks like a piece of meat in braised pork, like a piece of potato in potato, like a piece of chicken in braised chicken, but it cannot be like star anise I insist on myself like a pepper! I have to wait until I eat it and spit it out in my mouth, and yell: Fuck! A piece of ginger! Is it satisfied? Only in this way can I find a sense of existence?!"

"Wait, Baili, we seem to be talking about different things." Student Zhang wiped his face in embarrassment, and raised a hand to signal: "I'm asking someone I don't like."

Unexpectedly, the girl on the opposite side raised her eyebrows and smiled, and said affectionately: "Of course it's... someone other than you."

"Stop your attack, it's a friendly army!"

Zhang Yunmu suddenly began to rejoice that she was a woman, she covered her face and said helplessly: "Okay, I probably know how you usually flirt with the harem."

Compared with Bailixi's giant Shura field, his own seems to be nothing.

Thinking of this, Zhang Yunmu felt relieved somehow.

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In the afternoon, the second friend was finally willing to go out. Although I don't know if she took some wrong medicine, or didn't take medicine at all, at least she stopped playing games on the bed.

When I went downstairs, I heard the noise downstairs, like the noise of hundreds of bear children raised at home.But before I could say anything, I saw Zhang Yun rushing down the stairs, yelling viciously at the living room: "What's the noise! ​​Is it because the mobile phone is not fun or the watermelon is not tasty? Shut up all of them." !"

A silence.

I walked downstairs with my dead fish eyes open, took a few glances into the living room No. [-], and found that many familiar-looking teenagers were kneeling on the carpet without daring to show up, looking obedient and obedient.

A few raised their eyes and looked at me for a while, and seemed to want to say something, but they were forced to shut up because of Zhang Moumou's aura (yin) and power (wei).

"Yo, isn't this Zhang Yunmu?"

The teenagers who followed one after another from upstairs wore round-rimmed glasses and had half-length blue hair. The corners of their mouths were curled into an elusive smile: "Finally I'm willing to come out."

The short-haired girl folded her arms around her chest angrily and said, "Is it related to you?"

At first, I thought that these two people would continue chatting about something, but in the next second, this boy named Renzu turned his firepower and nodded politely at me: "Nice to meet you, Yu Feng's sister. "

Question: Who is Yu Feng?

Answer: My younger brother is currently studying in the second grade of a private high school in a certain city.

"You are too happy." I patted his shoulder with a wooden face, and then put on a kind and thoughtful expression, "Student Renzu, since you are my brother's friend, then I can't let you go gone."

A drop of sweat dripped from the top of Yushi Ninzu's head, he waved his hands again and again: "Wait, the ones who have the best relationship with Yu Feng are Cilang and Yueren on the ground over there."

I crossed my arms around my chest and made the same posture as Zhang Yunmu, and carefully sized up the boys, and after a while, I touched my chin in puzzlement: "Are you still high school students? I remember you were wearing school uniforms on New Year's Day this year."

Shinozu explained from the side: "Because we were going to sneak into the school that afternoon, so we wore the old school uniform."

Reluctantly accepting this lame reason, I turned my head and stared at the boys kneeling in a row for a long time, and said silently: "Well...you ate my hot pot, right?"

Several teenagers nodded blankly.

"Then it's easy to handle. If you eat my food, you will be mine." Akimbo said boldly, and I ignored the shocked eyes of the rest of the people, and commanded with a blank face: "Queue up and introduce yourself first."

Several people looked at each other in horror, and then sent a representative to communicate: "Wait a minute, this definition doesn't seem right?"

I snorted impatiently, waved my hand casually, without any ups and downs in my tone: "Why panic, just ask a few questions."

"...Then why does Zhang Yun have this expression?"

Looking in the direction of the finger of the red-haired doll-headed boy, he saw that Comrade Yunmu was smiling, his eyes were bent into a funny shape, and he was leaning against the wall with some kind of gratified and strange expression, as if he saw his Zhu Bajie snatched it. daughter in law.

I couldn't help my forehead: "Forget it, ignore her, and answer my first question first, how long have you lived here?"

"It's been two weeks."

"The second question, as far as I know, there are a lot of people here, but the ratio of men to women is seriously unbalanced, so did any sparks collide? Brackets such as a walk on the beach in the grove."

"..."

"Okay, it seems that your expressions are gone. One last question." Sighing, my expression softened, and the corners of my mouth curled up in resignation, "Xiaofeng...does he hate me?"

People who know how to ask always hope to get something opposite to the answer, just like an explorer who knows that there is an abyss under his feet, but he will still be eager to try.

"Forget it, just pretend you didn't ask."

It wasn't until I pulled Zhang Yunmu out of the gate of the villa that I raised my hand and rubbed my stiff face. Looking at the figures on the beach and the court, I couldn't help but sigh: "It's so hot, this summer."

For the next three hours, Zhang Yunmu insisted on watching Tezuka Kunimitsu play tennis. The yellow ball was flying around, making me drowsy, and I almost fell into the bottom of the bench.

The most frightening thing is not that these people have special skills. What is frightening is that while they are playing, the people off the court can perfectly explain the name of each move, and even know a little about the principle of production, which is really convincing.

——"Once Tezuka uses the Tezuka domain, all the balls will automatically fly to him without moving his feet at all."

I buried my face deeply into my elbows: "Zhang Yunmu, I was wrong. I shouldn't have laughed at your eyebrows when you were studying. You and Tezuka are a perfect match. Please get married right away!"

After a while, the purple-haired middle part that I saw at noon also appeared in the field of vision, but there was a girl with long silver hair beside him.Taking a closer look, the girl still has different pupils, the left eye is blood red and the right eye is shining with golden light. Those who don't know may think that she has some kind of disease, she looks like a three-legged golden toad.

Zhang Yunmu's weak voice sounded beside her ears: "I can go to her big watermelon, I'll go, that's Atobe's distant cousin, whose name is super long so I won't read it, let her do it by herself."

"what???"

I was inexplicable, but this inexplicability became sudden as the distance between people approached.The girl was wearing a long white gauze dress, embroidered with layers of pink cherry blossoms, and there were many sparkling gem-like objects on the tail. Her face was very beautiful, and she had the temperament of becoming an Internet celebrity every minute. Logically speaking, there should be many suitors.

"It's the first time I've met you. I'm Atobe Xueying Youyue Ruomeng Angelia Moyumoran Shiso Sakura."

"...Excuse me, can you say it again?"

Fortunately, the girl was not angry, but introduced herself again seriously.

"Hmm... Atobe snowy moonlight chestnut rose rose tears Antalya Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon!" Ignoring Zhang Yunmu's sand sculpture expression with a big smile on the side, I suddenly realized and clapped my hands with fists. , "Finally right."

"It's your size!" This is the purple-haired boy who couldn't bear it.

"Can I just call you Sakura?" Once again ignoring the dark-faced Atobe-san, I looked at the girl's different-colored pupils solemnly, trying to put on a serious expression.

The perilla cherry girl nodded slightly, looked away coldly, and turned her eyes to Tezuka Kunimitsu in the arena, with a small arc on her straight lips.

Oh, this is too bad.

Now I already know what the so-called Shura Field is all about.

With a sympathetic look in my eyes, I made a cross on my chest, and established radio wave induction communication with Zhang Yunmu sympathetically: Silly boy, stop robbing men with this level999 god-level figure, even if the two of us combined No one has a high combat effectiveness, give up, and turn around.

The short-haired girl crossed her hips angrily and glared: Are you kidding me? It's too early to give up at this point. She must have a weakness. Let's find out that point and break it in one fell swoop, and finally embrace the beautiful boy.

...No, friend, do you think that spot is a mole on Atobe's face?How to do such an inexplicable thing, bastard!

"What are you winking at?"

Hearing this, we immediately returned to the same style of dead fish eyes, silently and sadly maintaining a loveless state.

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Dinner was still settled in the room. Zhang Yunmu said that he wanted to turn his anger into appetite, so he frantically ordered ten servings of hand-grilled chicken with honey sauce, and squatted in a corner quietly to finish eating.

I took out the small box in my luggage and ran to the distant beach, raised the phone and dialed the number of the first contact——

"Zimu?"

[Um]

"Happy birthday!"

[...]

"Are you coming over? I have a gift for you."

The other party seemed to sigh, and the voice hadn't even fully conveyed here, and the pink-haired boy who had just separated from him last night appeared in front of him.

"Wow, Qi Mu, you are becoming more and more proficient in your business." I stuffed the thing into his arms without any hassle, "Go back and open it again, no clairvoyance is allowed!"

The boy's fair face revealed a softness, he smiled slightly, and touched my head in a good mood, his deep purple pupils were shining, and the light could be seen even through the goggles.

"Is it okay here?"

"It's all good... No, Zhang Yunmu is not very good. She has too many rivals in love, and I can't even help her."

Saiki Kusuo raised his hand and poked the brow of the black-haired girl opposite with his index finger. Although his face didn't fluctuate much, it could make people see the emotion of hating iron.He spoke very quickly: "You still go to help others solve the rival in love? You can't be busy with your own affairs."

"Don't be so strict, Aqi. The so-called friend is in trouble, and I will help you if you are in trouble, so don't be jealous."

"???"

"Hey, isn't your tone jealous? Although Brother Xi is a close friend of many people, he is just your soulmate."

The boy covered his forehead with a headache, and then withdrew his hand. After thinking about it, he decided to express his inner thoughts with practical actions.So he held down the back of the girl's head, approached slowly under her bewildered gaze, and finally touched her right cheek lightly.

The feeling of the lips landing on the side of the face is magical, like the collision of cotton candy and jelly, and this familiar feeling is familiar, as if there has been a similar experience somewhere.

"Is this... something called liking?"

"Idiot, think it over and tell me."

Your liking is different from mine. Anyone can easily get Bailixi's "favorite" mood, but there is one thing that can only be given to one person alone, and he only wants that.

The author has something to say:

【Little theater for two people】

"Speaking of which, Zhang Yunmu..."

"Ok?"

"I want to interview you on behalf of [mathematics class representative] classmate. Will eating so many potato chips really make me die of saltiness?"

"This." A certain short-haired girl raised her legs and pointed to the curtain behind her, "Can you open the curtain and have a look?"

Baili Xi dubiously ran to the window, and suddenly opened the heavy brown curtain. Suddenly several boxes of lemon Vita tea stacked together came into view, with numbers written on them with thick black markers.

"You didn't loot the supermarket, did you?"

"Nonono," the girl shook her finger triumphantly, and explained with an expression that she didn't want to draw: "I won a Durex gift bag in the online lottery, and the other party called and said it was out of stock, so I asked them to exchange it for a drink. La."

"……as long as you are happy."

There are too many slots to complain about, so let her go.