[Comprehensive] Yes, this is a university

Zhang Yunmu swears to the sky that he is a good person.

After this seaside training camp inexplicably turned into a gathering of old classmates from the tennis club, she began to feel that it might be right to treat this group of talents with Bailixi's way of life.So the short-haired girl huddled in the corner with her dead fish eyes open, raised her mobile phone and crazily called her good friend, hoping that a certain Bailishi girl could pass through the screen like an elf summoned beast-obviously, this is impossible .

If you knew in advance that there would be such chaos here... no, no, just using the word chaos cannot accurately summarize the current situation. First of all, just my own Shura field is annoying enough, let alone the rest of the crowd. The personality of doing things, obviously it is still summer vacation!Can you show me some respect?Can't you just turn on the air conditioner and lie on the bed with a watermelon in your arms and play with your phone? You bastard!If you have to figure out something, you people are happy, right? Playing tennis every day and running around every day is not annoying, is it? !

Zhang Yunmu gritted his teeth, with a mournful face, and gathered thousands of words into one sentence: "Baili Meng, if you don't come again, you will have to claim my corpse..."

And on the other side-

I covered my mouth and sneezed fiercely, rubbing my nose in a daze: "Who is scolding me?"

The orange-haired boy sitting opposite had three black lines slid down his head just right. He held his forehead and covered the corners of his slightly twitching lips with his palm.I gave up thinking about life, raised my hand to signal him to wait, then took out a beautifully packaged box from my bag and put it in front of the boy, explaining, "It's for you."

"Hey." Asano Xuexiu looked a little surprised, and after a few seconds of being stunned, he raised his eyebrows and smiled, "What a surprise."

"I'm going to save someone's life recently, and I've found a place to live, so I won't bother you much." As I spoke, I gently placed the backup key in my pocket on the table, and pushed it towards Asano, "I'll return this one too. you."

Unexpectedly, the boy handed it back without changing his face, and raised his eyes very calmly: "Keep it, in case I don't have the key with me, I can ask you for help in the future." He said very Calmly, as if this is something that should be done, the innocent face is full of persuasiveness.

So naturally gave the house key to an outsider? ? ?My friend, is there something wrong with you? This kind of inexplicable trust makes me panic!There must be no conspiracy in it!

"...Okay then." I accepted it silently, and then planned to leave with the original suitcase.

"Bailixi."

"Huh?" With my hand still on the anti-theft door, I looked sideways suspiciously, and saw a boy with orange hair leaning against the door on the other side, extending his hand condescendingly to pat my head, cold and proud His face suddenly softened, and even his voice became more gentle, he said——

"Thank you."

I didn't quite understand where his gratitude came from, and I didn't understand where this kind of tenderness came from, so I just gave a dumbfounded sound and stood there dumbfounded pushing the suitcase.

Asano Xuexiu's smile seemed to be short-lived, and the moment he raised the corners of his lips, he regained his usual indifference, showing a sharp expression haughtily and self-sufficiently, as if he was invincible: "Okay, get out of here."

The voice that is clearly disdainful is gentle because of the lowered tone, and the sentence that is almost inaudible is read as if it is being chewed in the mouth, and the emotions that are translated seem to be complicated and indescribable.

"I'll come to play with you again. Let's watch a movie together when the time comes. Next time I go to the supermarket, I'll help carry plastic bags. Of course, the kitchen can order at will... Anyway, anyway... You're welcome!"

The boy's lonely expression at that moment was captured, like an abandoned puppy. When I crossed the threshold, I turned my face to meet his purple pupils. My brain quickly organized words, and I made an extremely serious and swearing promise.

Asano Xuexiu was startled, then raised the corner of his mouth lightly, and closed the heavy anti-theft door before the person opposite could see his expression clearly.He looked away and landed on the square box on the coffee table, and the engraved STDuPont sign came into view immediately.

"Is this a way to express that we don't owe each other?" With a self-deprecating snort, the orange-haired boy casually approached and opened the box to look at the black pen inside. After a while, he took out the card buried at the bottom——

【Thank you very much for taking in, a little heart is not a respect】

"Idiot... I really don't know who I learned from."

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"Ah-"

I covered my mouth and began to doubt life, why is there always someone scolding behind my back today, this is too popular!

Although Zhang Yunmu said that he didn't need to bring anything, how could he really run to live in someone else's house with empty hands and a face? The tendency to keep the jaw dropping.

... what the f*ck? !What the hell is a red rose in this garden?And the statues and pillars at the entrance are almost blinding, so this is not a private residence at all, but a government project at the level of Buckingham Palace in the United States, bastard!

I recovered my daily dead fish eyes, and I decided to treat any abnormal things with a paralyzed face, just like when I first entered C University, as long as I maintain a normal mind, I have nothing to fear.

As if sensing my inner complaints, the two giant iron gates slowly opened from the center to the outside, revealing an endless and long passage, with lush rose gardens on both sides, and even golden pavilions as far as the eye can see with swimming pool.I just glanced at it and turned my head away, silent.

On the right side of the road are basketball courts and tennis courts. Perhaps because of the lunch break, the courts are empty and there is no one.To be honest, this area looks like a club or a five-star hotel, and the other seaside villas I saw when I was looking for the way just now have their own merits.

It took about four or 10 minutes to reach the main entrance of the villa. I leaned on the handrail of the stairs and sweated silently, and rang the touch-screen doorbell on the right.

"Excuse me, is this Miss Baili Xi?"

After getting the answer, the door of the villa opened immediately, and I stepped on the red carpet in the center and made a call to Zhang Yun without expression.

"Zhang Eryou, you are limited to appear in front of me within three seconds."

[Wait... Baili, you came too suddenly]

"Stop talking nonsense, my legs are almost broken."

[Walk? ]

The girl on the other end of the phone expressed strange doubts, and she tentatively asked—[Did you walk through the iron gate? ]

I asked back: "Otherwise?"

[...]

The other party fell into a strange silence. Before I could ask clearly, I saw a butler-like person appearing out of nowhere, dutifully took the big and small bags in my hand, and made a gesture of please: " Miss Baili, please go this way."

In the corridor stood a row of young ladies dressed as maids, all of whom had amazing figures and delicate faces.I hung up the phone without squinting, and finally stopped in front of a room with my fish eyes staring at people.

"This is Miss Zhang Yunmu's room."

Watching the housekeeper leave with fruits and snacks, I took a deep breath and knocked on someone's door frantically, knocking on someone's door, and said in a rhythmic voice, "Zhang Yunmu, don't hide inside and keep silent! I know you are at home! You have the ability to curse my Shura field, but why don’t you have the ability to open the door!"

Then I saw the door suddenly opened in front of me, revealing a livid face, before the man could speak, my fingers, which I didn't hold back due to inertia, stuck straight on his face, hard.

"..."

Time stood still for a few seconds, and the victim looked over without saying a word. Under duress, I moved my palm silently, and with a strong desire to survive, I wiped the black object that looked like dust particles under the corner of his eyes, and said righteously: "There was something dirty on your face just now, I'll wipe it off for you... Hey, you didn't wipe it off?"

Unexpectedly, his face was even uglier, and he didn't even have time to straighten his purple hair, so he said condescendingly: "I didn't expect that I haven't seen you for so long, but you are still so stupid."

From this statement we can draw two conclusions:

1. This person knows me

2. He is swearing

I scratched my head inexplicably: "I don't seem to have met you, my friend, please stop all solicitation for the purpose of attracting the other party's attention."

"Bailixi, you really like to pretend to be stupid." The boy's eyebrows twitched, his expression was extremely bad.

"Ah, could it be that you are Xiao Ming's classmate from the *#√&% club in high school? Oh, I almost forgot after not seeing each other for so long. I'm sorry. Is your brain damage still cured?" The more I thought about it, the more I felt it was correct. , making an epiphany, "Although I don't know what you are doing in Zhang Yun's room, it is understandable for adolescent boys to secretly wear the clothes of the girls they like. I will smile and pretend that I didn't see anything .”

"...Who is Xiao Ming! Listen to me."

However, I didn't give him time to talk: "After all, he is a sick person, that's really pitiful, Yun Bei."

At this moment, another figure appeared from behind the boy: "Baili! Stop playing with Mr. Atobe, and go in quickly!"

"Oh!"

Seriously, I pushed aside the guy blocking the way, quickly pushed the suitcase into the room, and then closed the door calmly, shutting people out mercilessly.

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Can you believe that Zhang Yunmu was lying in bed and eating potato chips all morning while I was rushing here?

There are still traces of physical evidence on the floor, messy packaging bags are thrown everywhere, pick it up and see what original, real tomato, Italian bolognese, Dex BBQ, Mexican chicken tomato sauce , Cucumber, Refreshing Yogurt, Lime, Iwagaki Seaweed, Big Wave Charcoal Grilled Pork Belly, Big Wave Sizzling Squid, Big Wave Spicy...

"Fuck, are you the spokesperson for Lay's? You'll get fat if you eat so much puffed food! Do you still want to burn calories?!"

The short-haired girl with half-moon eyes looking like she was unlovable squinted at me, then took out two handfuls of potato chips from the giant family bag, stuffed them into her mouth, and babbled: "Baili, you too click it."

"Ok."

I grabbed a handful of potato chips in the past, and I sat on the edge of the bed and ate them with mixed emotions, silently complaining: "I still like the cucumber flavor."

"That uncle just now is your old acquaintance?"

"I don't know, I have no impression."

"He came to threaten me to go out in the afternoon."

"...Zhang Yunmu, tell me honestly how many days have you been living here?"

"It's not long, maybe a week."

I couldn't bear to look straight and covered my eyes, I let out a long breath, rolled up my sleeves and started cleaning the room.First he tidied up the table and bed, then picked up the bag of potato chips on the wooden floor and found a big garbage bag to put it in, finally threw Zhang Yunmu into the bathroom and ordered her not to come out until she was disinfected.

The girl with short brown chestnut hair and a fat face puffed out her cheeks aggrievedly, pawing at the transparent bathroom door and babbling: "Baili, you are too fierce, obviously this kind of lifestyle is summer... Ah, wait a minute." If you want to eat spicy fried chicken and French fries, a large cup of Coke and grilled chicken drumsticks, order takeaway for me!"

"Cabbage tofu, cold lettuce and tomato soup? I hear you."

"...Are you really talking to me! The menu has completely become something inexplicable, hey——"

I couldn't bear it anymore, I rushed over with the garbage bag and threw him into the bathtub, Zhang Yunmu didn't even have time to say "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Patting the ashes on my hands, I snorted coldly and opened the door with a large bag of garbage, ready to find a place to dispose of them.Unexpectedly, at the same time, the door on the opposite side also clicked open, and the door plate marked [yukimura&sanada] shook left and right twice, and then a boy with blue-purple hair walked out.

The moment they met their gazes, the visitor only showed a polite smile after being stunned for a few seconds. The background was instantly covered with countless purple calamus flowers, and the bgm of brisk and elegant piano music sounded faintly.

"boom--"

The garbage in my hand suddenly fell, and I nodded with a dull face, turned around and rushed back to the room as fast as I could, and then slammed the door shut again.

Only the boy Y with an inexplicable face was left in the corridor: "...???"