[Comprehensive] Yes, this is a university

Chinese New Year is coming in two days, but this year's New Year's Eve is still one day after Valentine's Day.

I flipped through the sports rankings on the Little Penguin and found that I walked a total of seven steps yesterday.With a twitch, he silently pulled down again, and saw that today it was still at the value of five steps, ranking second to last among all the friends.

"Wow, hell, someone is lazy than me!" I took the last place in astonishment, and I clearly saw someone's huge coffee jelly head, and a drop of sweat immediately appeared on the corner of my forehead.

... Qi Mu, you are finished, I just want to ask you how you got out of 1 step.

"It's so depraved!" I condemned myself loudly, and opened a pack of Lay's potato chips on the coffee table, slumped on the sofa and picked up the remote control to turn on the TV, "I need to eat something to calm down."

However, the mobile phone has been ringing non-stop since the morning. Both WeChat and Little Penguin have a lot of unread messages. I don’t understand. Can’t these people live a peaceful New Year?It really is too free to insist on disturbing other people's family life and work and rest time!

[Alumni Association Activity Notice:

According to the work arrangement of the school celebration, the school will hold a local alumni association social gathering at 15:10 on February [-]th. Please bring your school badge and enter the venue, and don't be late. 】

It's terrible, it's really terrible, at a time like this, I really want to pretend that I didn't see anything——

I silently exited the app, pretended to be ignorant and continued to grab a handful of potato chips and stuff them into my mouth.

[Student Bailixi, I know you saw the group notification. 】

"Puff—cough cough cough!!!"

I beat my chest desperately, tried to swallow the food residue in my mouth, pinched the phone with two fingers in horror, and before I could do anything, the screen turned on again and my jaw dropped to the ground.

[It doesn't matter to others, but especially you, please be there. 】

...An indiscriminate disaster!This must be a disaster! !

【If you don't want to be chased to your door and beaten by the disciplinary committee members, please start now. 】

I propped my forehead blankly, and closed my eyes in despair: "Oh no—"

Please don't mention those old things anymore, let everything in high school be wiped out with the strong wind!What caught goldfish in the school lake and was caught by the head teacher and punished for copying "Li Sao", what went to bed late and was wanted by the school discipline committee and beat him up, what sneaked to the school doctor's office with a twig on his head to avoid running exercises, and there was a small supermarket entrance The thing about icing, slipping and posing with hands on the ground... I have long forgotten all about it!I don't remember anything! !

"Help! The stupid things I did during my second year will be laughed at by them for the rest of my life! What should I do, is there still time to find a time machine?!"

And my school badge is at my mother's house, do I have to go to another city to get the school badge for the alumni association? !Do you all keep your high school badges?How much do you love the school, these people!

I picked up the phone slowly, and carefully typed a line of words in the dialog box——

[Excuse me, what will happen if I don't wear the school badge? 】

There was silence for a few seconds, and then a few dark red writings came into view.

【die】

My mother!Is this the rhythm of killing people, just for a school badge of a few dollars?Want to murder your dear high school classmate who has been with you for three years?It would be too bad for me to die!

Glancing at the wall clock in the living room, the hour hand is about to point to the number 2, and there is still one hour of preparation time.Gritting my teeth, I ran to the toolbox on the second floor to find glue and plastic shells, cut out a small piece of A4 paper to draw the school name and school logo, painted with watercolors, glued plastic, and pasted pins, perfect, I'm such a genius!

Although crude, it does not affect the actual use.

It takes about half an hour from here to school, and there is still time for changing clothes and haircuts, and the possibility of taking a taxi.

"Let's go, I don't want to be killed to my door!"

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"Hahaha, if you're talking about the cultural festival, Bailixi ran wildly in the hallway wearing a Kumamon suit and toppled the dean's wig, don't worry, I never said anything about it!"

Then don't say it so loudly!I can hear it in a taxi, bastard!

Before getting out of the car, I was suppressed by the loud voices of my classmates, which made me want to ask the driver to drive back along the original road.

"Oh! Baili is here!"

"I said who is this, it turned out to be Baili, long time no see!"

"Hahaha, Baili, we were talking about you just now!"

I got out of the car silently, closed the car door smoothly, approached a group of high school classmates resignedly, and greeted them with a symbolic wave.

"Everyone is here, we can go in now." The math class representative in high school pushed his glasses and signaled the students to enter the school gate.

I was held by two girls on the left and right, so I had no choice but to walk in with the flow of people. I looked around, but I didn't see those acquaintances: "Hey, where is the discipline committee?"

Miss Dading, one of my high school friends, covered her mouth and laughed, and patted me on the shoulder: "He has already gone in to maintain order, is Baili in a hurry?"

"Why am I in a hurry? This guy will only hit people when he sees me!"

"Who told you to throw the mop head out while cleaning in class early? This is the first time I have encountered such a thing when I grow up. The face of the discipline committee member was so dark and terrifying. I guess he wanted to strangle you. I have my heart."

"No, I didn't expect the quality of that mop to be so poor! Can't blame me, okay? I was still walking forward and found that the mop stick on my back was much lighter. Who knew that the mop head would fly away, who could Guess!"

Zhang Yunmu tugged at my other arm, and laughed so hard that he couldn't speak.

I put a blank face: "Is it really so funny?"

"No, no...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!"

Walking on the main road, on the right side of the road is the small pond of our school, where there are often some strange creatures, such as ducks and dolphins, such as turtles and goldfish, such as pelicans.

I stared at the big-billed pelican on the edge of the lake with my dead fish eyes. It squatted motionless on the stone surface, glanced at us with its round eyes, and soon concentrated on fishing.

"...I've been meaning to ask a question."

"Huh? What's wrong with Baili, it's suddenly so deep."

"Don't you think it's strange that this guy stays in our school? It's a national second-class protected animal, isn't there anything in the small broken pond that attracts birds?!"

"puff--"

"I don't even mention Baili, I forgot. You squatted in a small net bag to catch goldfish and feed turtles in the first year of high school. Do you still remember?"

"...I didn't ask anything just now, please don't recall."

As soon as I reached the entrance of the auditorium, I followed a few girls and squeezed in. Before I could take a step, I was hit from the air by an ugly object, hitting my face like a bazooka.

"..."

I tried my best to peel off the lump, held it in my hand, and then lowered my head to meet a pair of bird eyes that were turning around.

"Skylark 噛み kill!"

It's a nightmare.

The little yellow bird left my palm, flapped its wings twice, flew to the top of my head, then squatted on it solemnly, hooked its claws into the hair, and swayed its body while screaming: "Baili idiot, idiot Baili!"

Usually in such a situation, there will be another person coming out together, I subconsciously hugged my head and ran to the right, avoiding the person's abduction, and shouting against the broken bird on my head: "Chairman, please forgive me! I know I was wrong!" Already!"

Suddenly, the entire auditorium was eerily quiet.

As soon as the words came out of my mouth, I was stunned. I put down my hands and looked at the black-haired boy not far away with a bewildered face, a little wronged: "No, wait, I haven't done anything yet!"

Hibari Kyouya looked at me silently. He was holding his crutches. He was a little dazed at first, but after only two seconds, he quickly recovered his paralyzed face and moved his eyes to the top of my head.

The little chubby bird squatted motionless on top of my head. No matter how I pushed it, it didn't respond. It might have regarded my head as a bird's nest.

"Sit down quickly, how long do you want to disrupt order?"

"Ah, right now!"

Sitting in the second-to-last row with a bitter face, I covered my forehead and exuded a steady stream of despair: "It's too embarrassing."

"Pfft, classmate, you have done too many embarrassing things, don't care about these two things."

"...Zhang Yunmu, are you trying to comfort me? You are no longer my friend from the second year of high school!"

"Did you see that just now, Yunque also looked confused, hahahahaha, he is just like you, it's a conditioned reflex, it's so funny."

Fucking reflex, I just want to go home now.

The usual routine of the alumni association is to listen to the speeches of the school leaders. The content can be skipped, after all, everyone can imagine it, and then the student representative speaks. This time it is Zhang Yunmu who came to the stage. The first grade in the best university.

She finished reading the speech decently, but something went wrong at the end: "I hope my alma mater will become better and better. Here I would like to thank my parents, my teacher, and my friend Baili Xi, It was she who taught me to hide MP3s in my socks, and she gave me the first fan comic in my life. It was her who made me understand that challenging authority is no longer a dream. Baili Xi was once punished by the disciplinary committee 147 times during school. It is a huge number for Yunque to educate herself, let us applaud her spirit!"

My mouth grew bigger and bigger until my jaw fell on the table.

The short-haired girl on the stage met my gaze, raised her arms flat and gave a thumbs up with a bright smile, full of confidence.

For a while, all the freshman high school alumni in the audience looked at me, with countless eyes mixed with a series of indescribable emotions such as curiosity and admiration.

...Zhang Yunmu?Friends of Secondary School?Are you really complimenting me?

The little yellow bird on its head, which has always been quiet, became excited at this moment. It jumped up and patted my head rhythmically with its paws: "The skylark bites and kills! Baili idiot! Quack quack quack!"

I twitched the corners of my eyes when I heard the string of wonderful laughter behind me, and then covered my face hopelessly: "I always feel...a little sorry..."

The alumni association ended in such an atmosphere. The last procedure was for everyone to write a message on a postcard and hang it on both sides of the main road of the school. It is said that at least two hundred words should be written.

"Are you kidding me! This little postcard should be filled with at most fifty characters, okay? I'm going to write two hundred words!"

"Don't yell about Baili, you are a man of the hour now, pay attention to your image."

I covered my eyes and lowered my head weakly: "Okay."

After writing two sentences casually on the piece of paper, I really couldn't think of any other sentences to make up the number of words, so I had to copy the first few sentences twice.

【I'm Baili Xi, I'm very happy to be here at the alumni meeting today.How should I put it, I feel guilty for being remembered so clearly by everyone. I sincerely hope that my friends can forget all the stupid incidents that happened in high school. It’s almost Chinese New Year. catty. 】

After I finally finished writing, I shook the postcard with satisfaction, and when the ink was dry, I was ready to hang it on the thread with a clip.

"Unqualified, rewrite." Someone said so from a very close position behind him.

As soon as I heard it, I became angry. Hey, you are still picky about the [-] words you want. You must know that my brother Xi is not someone to mess with.Not paying attention to the dead silence around me, I turned my head and snorted angrily: "Which biscuit are you?"

The black-haired boy touched the kidnapper without saying a word, instead of being angry, he smiled: "Guess?"

……

"Student Skylark, hahaha, I don't think I want to make a joke because the sad atmosphere that everyone misses is too strong, don't, don't care about it."

"And your school badge, don't you take me seriously? Huh? Classmate Baili who dares to challenge authority?"

"..." Chairman Skylark, you are no longer the pure, innocent and lovely you.