[Comprehensive] Yes, this is a university

So it was logical to be invited to drink tea.

Drinking tea is also a literal meaning, and it is different from high school skipping class and being called to the dean's office to drink tea.

"Hey, how about this, how many days does Xiaoxi change her underwear?"

"..." Wait, there seems to be something wrong? This level is already beyond the reach of the dean!

I clenched the teacup in my hand, stared at the front silently with my half-moon eyes open, and entered the sage mode: "Auntie... this question doesn't seem to be the point... why is it changed every few days? Why can't it be changed once a day? Although it's not about me My own specific situation, but are there any restrictions on changing clothes? Is there an element of breakthrough? What kind of girl would not change her underwear for several days?!"

"Yeah, hehe, it's Auntie who is being rude." The middle-aged woman wearing glasses cheerfully took a sip of her teacup, "Is Xiaoxi still beeping now?"

"...that, auntie? What did you just... say?"

"Ah, I want to know if Xiaoxi still beeps now?"

"..."

What kind of R18 vocabulary did you say to be muted? Hey!What kind of conversation is this? It really won't be reported!

There are eight teacups on the coffee table in the living room, the faint white smoke rises up the beam, the mist separates the figures on both sides, I slowly blow away the floating tea leaves, and the old monk maintains a calm and paralyzed face like in a trance .

Seriously, I lose!

Learn from Qi Mu! !

Now just imagine yourself as a dead fish! ! !

There was a row of six young people sitting neatly on the sofa opposite, and from time to time, there were needle-like gazes piercing their faces.There is also the parent on the left who wants to ask about every detail, like a blind date.

Now, the only sound left in the space is the hiss of drinking tea.

Oh shit, I want to go to the toilet.

Can anyone speak up to end this meaningless staring and interrogation? !

"Little Xi!"

The brave appeared!

I raised my head in relief to see the young man in the yellow sweater on the opposite side. He was smirking with his mouth open and his long sleeves were at the bottom of his teacup.

"Sorry, please call me Baili."

"Little Xi!"

"Please call me Baili."

"Small……"

"Bam—"

I raised my hand to put the teacup on the table, and the sound of the collision of porcelain and glass directly interrupted someone's unfinished words.

"Good Barry!"

"Go on……"

"I am Fourteen Pine!"

"...Good Fourteen Pine, please continue."

Although I have always thought that I am a very bad guy, I never thought that there are such human beings in the world.

"Is Baili in college?"

"Ah."

"Which school are you in?"

"Big C."

"Do you like beep?"

"..."

Appeared!This kind of trivia in the traditional sense!First, ask questions about simple homework and then hide the most important things at the end, digging holes and waiting for people to answer with inertia to surprise them by surprise!Terrible so terrible!

But... isn't this jump scale a bit big?

Although I had no idea what he was talking about, I still said calmly: "Yes."

"Eh?!!!"

The sextuplets on the opposite side hissed in disbelief, and after a while the exclamation turned into furtive whispers.

"Hey, did you hear that, she said she likes it."

"Surprisingly, this type of duplicity!"

"Dokidoki!"

"Oh, my heart!"

"Hmph, not bad."

No... I've heard it myself... Does it make sense for you to deliberately cover your mouth with your hands?What are these things? Does GALGAME play games with a heartbeat?Also myheart?foreigners?are you a foreigner? !

I gave a thumbs up without changing my face: "Ah."

...What is this "ah"?Exclamation particle?Is it really a tone word? !Don't say it so deeply, you're overplaying it, hey idiot Baili——

Help.

I want to go home.

The woman on the side covered her lips and chuckled a few times, looking back and forth with her eyes at me and her son opposite, she seemed to be very happy, and finally got up and went to the kitchen cheerfully: "Xiaoxi, let's stay at our house for dinner today. , Auntie is going to prepare dinner."

"Wait……"

Erkang's hand was still stretched out in the air, and I looked blank: "No, what am I going to do when I go out today?"

"puff."

Someone on the other side was snickering.

Putting down my arms, I rubbed my stiff facial expression and let out a long sigh, feeling a little hopeless.A long line of young people in colorful sweaters sat on the sofa. This scene reminded me of those teenagers playing basketball in school, and it was easy to feel scared.

Probably because my piercing eyes were too hot, the person opposite also looked back with the same expression.

"..."

Only silence.

My brain has wandered to the matcha cake in the refrigerator at home, and in just a few minutes, I have associated thirty ways to eat cake.

"... Baili?"

"what?"

"Do you want to say something?"

"No."

"..." Then don't make such an unblinking expression with dead fish eyes, it's scary!

What saved this blink-first game was a phone call. It took me three seconds to pull out my phone: "Hello? Heizi?"

[Student Baili, are you home yet? ]

"It's here, thank you for your concern!"

[Mr. Huang Lai just asked me for your phone number and WeChat, but I didn't give them. ]

"Uh...it's okay."

[But I think he'll find out some other way]

"..."

[Although Kise-kun has no malicious intentions, he just likes to exchange messages with people, which is a bit noisy to be honest]

"..."

[So I want to tell Baili classmate in advance]

"Thank you, Heizi."

I have mixed feelings in my heart, Heizi, your call is like a death notice, it's kind of scary.Besides, I have wonderful contacts like Zhang Yunmu, so I have seen the world.

After hanging up the phone, I suddenly saw the pick-up code of the courier station displayed on the screen of my mobile phone. I was stunned for three seconds and then suddenly realized——

"Ah! I'm going out today to pick up the courier!"

I politely declined the dinner invitation of the mother of sextuplets. I went to the Cainiao Baobao Station to get three packages, and then carried them all the way home. After entering the door, I could still hear the noise of the next door.

It was such a joy to receive birthday presents from my roommates, and I decided to show them my love here. [Manual refill]

Immediately afterwards, I ordered a chicken on Meituan.

He took off his down jacket and sweater, turned on the air conditioner to the maximum, took a shower and wore pajamas at home while watching TV and eating takeaway.

Well, cool.

Because he felt that the area on his waist that had been scratched by the glass had probably scabbed over, he lifted up his clothes to look at them, and when he pulled them up to his waist, he felt a blur in front of his eyes, and a pink figure instantly appeared in the corner of the living room.

I still maintained the movement of lifting the clothes, silently stared at the visitor for more than ten seconds, and slowly put down the pajamas, feeling helpless: "Is there something wrong, Qi Mu?"

The boy didn't respond, he just looked away helplessly, crouched in the corner and hugged his knees in a daze.

"What's the matter with you, Qi Mu?"

"..."

"Are you still alive?"

"..."

"Perhaps you can come over here for a bite to eat and a glass of water."

The pink-haired boy nodded slightly, and teleported from the corner of the wall to the sofa next to me in the next second, picked up a piece of coffee jelly and stuffed it into his mouth expressionlessly.

I:……

"There are cockroaches."

With a paralyzed face, the young man said with the same voice as Akashi Natsume: "There is a cockroach on the floor of my room. It crawled on my clothes and then flew up and got into the sleeves. I bounced it to the wall and shattered it."

... No, wait, you bounced me off the wall?Broken?

I was dumbfounded, and before I could speak, I heard the boy continue to speak in a calm tone: "I just took two steps, and then another cockroach came out from under the pillow and walked along the edge of the bed. Smashed."

……

"This is so bad." I nodded empathetically and patted him on the shoulder reassuringly.

"It's not over yet. A lot of white eggs came out of its stomach after it was smashed..."

"……do not talk."

We both looked at each other, covering our faces in silence.

The lines of the variety show host on TV amused all the guests present, and even the audience was paralyzed with laughter, and the laughter was endless.But Qi Mu and I just kept the same paralyzed face, one kept stuffing jelly into his mouth, and the other kept stuffing chicken nuggets into his mouth, his eyes dimmed, as if he had lost his dream.

"By the way, Baili." After a long time, until the end of the variety show and the beginning of the hottest idol drama, Qi Mu spoke slowly.

"Ok?"

"this is for you."

He took out a rectangular box out of nowhere and handed it to me, "Birthday present."

I was taken aback for a moment, and then I was pleasantly surprised: "Thank you, thank you!"

The boy froze for a moment, and then he seemed to struggle to squeeze out a sentence: "Can you... lend me some insecticide and disposable gloves?"

"……no problem."

I'm sorry Papa Saiki, this kind of thing is up to you, please be strong.